The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5]
YragFag I thought you were fucking dead you cocksucking low life piece of fucking shit! You remind me of the toilet paper I wipe my ass with after taking a HUGE shit! Dirty paper that immediately gets flushed down the toilet!! No one misses you here asshole! Take your GAY, faggot, cocksucking skills the fuck out of the RAT TRAP!

I hope you burn in hell asswipe!

Chris5. [/QUOTE]Geez Sissy, from where is all this hostility coming? You are just about the saddest, most pathetic IDIOT in the Rat Trap.

Yeah, I was hiding out. I don't really like coming to the Rat Trap anymore because every time I do, you want to suck my cock.

ROTFLOL!

This is my last response to you Chrissy. You're just not worth my time.

[QUOTE=EatHerAssOut;2861139]Your intense bro! Were you the road rage driver I encountered the other day? Save the passion for the girls brother!![/QUOTE]It probably was his scary ass. This monger has anger issues and definitely is NOT a fan of Chris5.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2861442]Geez Sissy, from where is all this hostility coming? You are just about the saddest, most pathetic IDIOT in the Rat Trap.

Yeah, I was hiding out. I don't really like coming to the Rat Trap anymore because every time I do, you want to suck my cock.

ROTFLOL!

This is my last response to you Chrissy. You're just not worth my time.[/QUOTE]Run away you faggot ass coward.

Chris5.

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LOL.

TrailHunter.

The street walker thread continues to be the most popular thread on the Orlando Board, unfortunately we have more and more newbies on our thread that are very lazy and feel they are entitled to all intel and digits. The Whining and complaining must stop. This shows me personally how lazy and stupid you motherfuckers really are! I personally get private messages all the time from you clowns begging me for Intel and digits and asking me all type of DUMB ass questions. Now for the most part I completely ignore all messages sent to me. I will not be taken advantage of for my talent and skills by you lazy unworthy cocksuckers. For those of you that choose not to want to communicate with me, FINE!! Kiss my ass!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2866113]The street walker thread continues to be the most popular thread on the Orlando Board, unfortunately we have more and more newbies on our thread that are very lazy and feel they are entitled to all intel and digits. The Whining and complaining must stop. This shows me personally how lazy and stupid you motherfuckers really are! I personally get private messages all the time from you clowns begging me for Intel and digits and asking me all type of DUMB ass questions. Now for the most part I completely ignore all messages sent to me. I will not be taken advantage of for my talent and skills by you lazy unworthy cocksuckers. For those of you that choose not to want to communicate with me, FINE!! Kiss my ass!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]With all due respect Chris, You have a horrible attitude and the way you treat the ladies is astoundingly wrong. Just because they walk the streets does not mean they deserve to be treated poorly. The thread for street walkers is undoubtedly very good reading, that much I will give you. Your foul mouth in private messages to mongers that simply just want to ask you a question is uncalled for. You are very good at street walkers but I feel sorry for some of these girls that get in your vehicle. You sir should learn some manner. Your main guy's on that thread should help these new mongers because you simply won't. Is being a jerk really satisfying for you?

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2866315]With all due respect Chris, You have a horrible attitude and the way you treat the ladies is astoundingly wrong. Just because they walk the streets does not mean they deserve to be treated poorly. The thread for street walkers is undoubtedly very good reading, that much I will give you. Your foul mouth in private messages to mongers that simply just want to ask you a question is uncalled for. You are very good at street walkers but I feel sorry for some of these girls that get in your vehicle. You sir should learn some manner. Your main guy's on that thread should help these new mongers because you simply won't. Is being a jerk really satisfying for you?[/QUOTE]You're the ass clown that left the donation behind with that drunk alcoholic marina. Yet you say I have a problem? First off you're not even a street walker monger. You're no real monger at all which is why you are NOT welcome in the street walker thread. You say I treat these skanks on Paradise Trail poorly? You fucking right I do!! These beitches will take full advantage of you if you show any type of weakness. They are hired by me to perform a job. If they don't perform then they don't get fuckin paid AND they are immediately kicked out the vehicle! I will pull over on I4 and put a beitch out if she act's out. There job is to SUCK dick and BALLS! And to spread there fucking pussy and asshole wide! That's there fucking job! I want my money's worth for the 22 bucks I am paying. LOL! These hoes ain't loyal! I ain't trying to marry they ass! They need strong discipline!! You asshole are in the WRONG hobby!!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2866697]You're the ass clown that left the donation behind with that drunk alcoholic marina. Yet you say I have a problem? First off you're not even a street walker monger. You're no real monger at all which is why you are NOT welcome in the street walker thread. You say I treat these skanks on Paradise Trail poorly? You fucking right I do!! These beitches will take full advantage of you if you show any type of weakness. They are hired by me to perform a job. If they don't perform then they don't get fuckin paid AND they are immediately kicked out the vehicle! I will pull over on I4 and put a beitch out if she act's out. There job is to SUCK dick and BALLS! And to spread there fucking pussy and asshole wide! That's there fucking job! I want my money's worth for the 22 bucks I am paying. LOL! These hoes ain't loyal! I ain't trying to marry they ass! They need strong discipline!! You asshole are in the WRONG hobby!!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]You are one classy gent.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2866113]The street walker thread continues to be the most popular thread on the Orlando Board, unfortunately we have more and more newbies on our thread that are very lazy and feel they are entitled to all intel and digits. The Whining and complaining must stop. This shows me personally how lazy and stupid you motherfuckers really are! I personally get private messages all the time from you clowns begging me for Intel and digits and asking me all type of DUMB ass questions. Now for the most part I completely ignore all messages sent to me. I will not be taken advantage of for my talent and skills by you lazy unworthy cocksuckers. For those of you that choose not to want to communicate with me, FINE!! Kiss my ass!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]About the fact that YOUR INTEL is in demand. Sounds like you are bragging and complaining at the same time Sissy Chrissy! Clearly a bunch of retarded mongers care about what you have to say about O. Be. T. Streetwalkers. Now for the rest of you mongers that actually enjoy this hobby someplace other than a run down hourly motel on OBT rife with drugs and guns or can afford mongering someplace other than the front seat of your truck parked behind some dark smelly dumpster, I am happy to provide valuable INTEL as always to respectable fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2869455]About the fact that YOUR INTEL is in demand. Sounds like you are bragging and complaining at the same time Sissy Chrissy! Clearly a bunch of retarded mongers care about what you have to say about O. Be. T. Streetwalkers. Now for the rest of you mongers that actually enjoy this hobby someplace other than a run down hourly motel on OBT rife with drugs and guns or can afford mongering someplace other than the front seat of your truck parked behind some dark smelly dumpster, I am happy to provide valuable INTEL as always to respectable fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]You're another one I just assumed was fucking dead! Trust me no one would miss you and the world would be a much better place! You have ALWAYS been very jealous and envious of me ancients. You as well as your buddy YragFag are a disgrace to MONGERING. You're still claiming to have all this supposed golden intel! Lmao! Well how far has that golden intel really got you? You've been stalking Dallas for year's and you still can't get her to dream with you! LOL! I heard through a trusted source of mine that you even lied about your identity and used a different cell number and user handle and she still turned your sorry ass down! You're stuck jacking your old gray wrinkled dick to her photo's!! LOL! You will NEVER see Dallas! I on the other hand would NEVER pay 300 coins an hour to fuck Dallas! Never happening! So continue jerking off to her pics asshole, you will NEVER get to smell or lick that sweet pussy!

Golden intel! LOL!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2867235]You are one classy gent.[/QUOTE]So have you given away any more free money asshole? How's the drunk marina GFE doing, the raging alcoholic. LOL.

Chris5.

[B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 12[/B]

1. What do you call it when Chriss fart in a gay bar? A love call.

2. How do you give a gay blind man like Chriss a thrill? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

3. What do Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} use for birth control? Their personalities.

4. Why did God create alcohol? So ugly gay twinkie boys like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} would have a chance to have sex.

5. Why do so many gays like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} have mustaches? To hide they stretch marks.

6. Chriss say his boyfriend's {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} generations rely to much on technology. They tell Chriss no, its your generation that rely to much on technology, and then they unplug Chriss anal vibrator.

7. How did Trailhunter and BlowMyMt find out Chriss was cheating on them? They found Chriss dick taste like another mans shit.

8. Why do cheap-ass gay Chriss have such a godamn big nose? Because the air he breathe is free.

9. How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit Chriss in his shitty gay dick with a frying pan.

10. How do Chriss make his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} cry even more? Chriss wipe his shitty dick off on there teddy bears.

11. I ask Chriss why is a laundrymat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Chriss say because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support him.

12. What do Chriss SW get after she abort Chriss baby? A 'thank-you' card from the FL welfare system, and a $200 check from 'Crimestoppers'.

13. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} were in a hot tub when a condom floated to the surface. Chriss say: 'okay who farted?

14. How does Chriss walk on water? Shit floats!

15. I ask Chriss what's better than having sex with his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMT}? He say: 'NOTHING'.

16. How do you starve Chriss? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

17. I ask Chriss what the worst part of having sex with his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt}? He say wiping the shit off his clown suit.

18. Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} caught Chriss coming home with rice in his hair. Chriss had to confess that he give a blowjob to a Chinese man, and the man throw up on Chriss.

19. I ask Chriss what the difference between an apple and BlowMyMt's dick? Chriss says he don't cum on an apple before he eat it.

20. Why do gay midgets like Chriss laugh when he runs? Because the grass tickles his balls.

21. Chriss experience the ultimate rejection last night. He was masterbating and his hand fell asleep.

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2869766]You're another one I just assumed was fucking dead! Trust me no one would miss you and the world would be a much better place! You have ALWAYS been very jealous and envious of me ancients. You as well as your buddy YragFag are a disgrace to MONGERING. You're still claiming to have all this supposed golden intel! Lmao! Well how far has that golden intel really got you? You've been stalking Dallas for year's and you still can't get her to dream with you! LOL! I heard through a trusted source of mine that you even lied about your identity and used a different cell number and user handle and she still turned your sorry ass down! You're stuck jacking your old gray wrinkled dick to her photo's!! LOL! You will NEVER see Dallas! I on the other hand would NEVER pay 300 coins an hour to fuck Dallas! Never happening! So continue jerking off to her pics asshole, you will NEVER get to smell or lick that sweet pussy!

Golden intel! LOL!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chris bitching about us and boasting about himself and the SW thread. Is like telling an NFL team starting line up that we are jealous of them for being on the practice squad.

His ridiculous hubris will leave scholars scratching their heads for years to come.

Now go fetch us some water champ.

PG