The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2856934]It was a fucking sarcastic post, one in which I'm asuuming went over your head.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Why are you wasting your valuable time on the asshole camera3? He has clearly been off his medications this week.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=BelleRophon1;2855792]This is my 1st post and was not sure where to post this question. I am an experienced driver for any of the lovely ladies in need of a safe and trustworthy driver. I have references available upon request.[/QUOTE]Now you say you are a driver? What exactly do you offer to the ladies you drive? What is your compensation if you don't mind me asking.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2857276]Now you say you are a driver? What exactly do you offer to the ladies you drive? What is your compensation if you don't mind me asking.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2857776]YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.[/QUOTE]LOL! Why all the hostility asshole? I'm just asking a question.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2857276]Now you say you are a driver? What exactly do you offer to the ladies you drive? What is your compensation if you don't mind me asking.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.

[QUOTE=BelleRophon1;2858487]I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.[/QUOTE]You really put a target on your back in this way. Should one of your clients unexpectedly fall into a sting, you the driver, will be suspected as being a pimp and will be arrested on the spot. Driver=pimp; this is not necessarily my view but how it will be perceived. Of course we are all free to make our own decisions in life.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2856900]Daughter,

I then wrote a little phrase that also had two grammatical errors in it. Let's play a little game. Can you tell the class what they might have been?

What school I went to does not matter. Transformational grammar is taught starting in the 7th grade so you can drop out of school in the 9th grade and still speak English good. The USA is the country you should speak proper English in.

So, I made two grammatical errors in that last paragraph. Can you tell us what they were?

C3.[/QUOTE]1. Starting 'from'.

2. still speak 'good' English.

Am I right or am I right?

[QUOTE=Camera3;2856900]Daughter,

You made two errors. One was an error in your choice of a word and the other was a misuse of tense. In your statement "should of went" the use of the word "of" is not only incorrect but nonsensical. The correct word to use is "have. " Then, you selected the past tense when the past participle would have been the correct choice. "Should have gone" would have been the correct choice and use of words.

I then wrote a little phrase that also had two grammatical errors in it. Let's play a little game. Can you tell the class what they might have been?

What school I went to does not matter. Transformational grammar is taught starting in the 7th grade so you can drop out of school in the 9th grade and still speak English good. The USA is the country you should speak proper English in.

So, I made two grammatical errors in that last paragraph. Can you tell us what they were?

C3.[/QUOTE]Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2860909]Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".[/QUOTE]YragFag I thought you were fucking dead you cocksucking low life piece of fucking shit! You remind me of the toilet paper I wipe my ass with after taking a HUGE shit! Dirty paper that immediately gets flushed down the toilet!! No one misses you here asshole! Take your GAY, faggot, cocksucking skills the fuck out of the RAT TRAP!

I hope you burn in hell asswipe!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2857776]YES!, he does mind you asking, its none of your fuckin' business.[/QUOTE]Your intense bro! Were you the road rage driver I encountered the other day? Save the passion for the girls brother!!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2860437]1. Starting 'from'.

2. still speak 'good' English.

Am I right or am I right?[/QUOTE]You got it! Ending the sentence with a preposition and ending a sentence with an adjective (the adjective "good" when the adverb "well" is what should be used).

C3.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2860909]Believe second sentence should end with "well" instead of "good", and third sentence should end after "English" -- I. E. , delete "in".[/QUOTE]Corectomundo!

C3.

[QUOTE=BelleRophon1;2858487]I offer safe and reliable services for escorts doing outcalls. My fee is normally a flat rate of 100 a night. I pay for my own gas and maintenance of my late model air conditioning vehicle. I am a strong advocate of terrific customer service. I am looking for new client's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jackt2;2860392]You really put a target on your back in this way. Should one of your clients unexpectedly fall into a sting, you the driver, will be suspected as being a pimp and will be arrested on the spot. Driver=pimp; this is not necessarily my view but how it will be perceived. Of course we are all free to make our own decisions in life.[/QUOTE]You only charge a 100 coins a night? Are you fucking crazy? What about your time, gas, car maintenance, LEO risk, problems with clients, must needed muscle for problem clients, non stop visits to the candy man for her drug addiction and so on and so on! You are getting ripped OFF! You should be taking at minimum 50 to 60 percent of every call she does!! You have the hard job! Not her! All she has to do is spread her legs and suck a dick. You're taking all the risk!!

Chris5.

[B]A Moment of Silence Please[/B]

[QUOTE=Chris5]Or whatever your name is. Who the fuck invited you into the RAT TRAP? Go the fuck away.

Chris5.
[/QUOTE]First, since when do an invitation be needed to enter the Trap, you jizz-tongue devil you?

And next, I think Admin be the only dude who can tell folk to go away, you jizz-tongue devil you!

So you don't like him being here, you just got to put him on 'ignore', you jizz-tongue devil you.

Chriss, it amaze me how much you always talk shit with your mouth full of little twinkie-boy balls and dicks!

AND NOW ON TO SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS:

A Moment of Silence Please.

Please take break from what ever you doing today and observe a brief moment of silence in honor of Chriss' Number 1 Twinkie Boy who were layed to rest today.

Ol Chriss won't be sucking the cream filling out that twinkie-boy any more.

May he rest in peace now that Chris aint sucking his dick every 5 minutes!

Lmfao!

What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy jizz-tongue idiot that Chriss be!