Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2156160]The guy she keeps telling you that is her brother isn't her brother at all. Lexi admitted to me that is her real boyfriend and he is just as much of an addict and he does whatever he ahs to do to get cash for the drugs. That is why she walks the streets to begin with cause they both enjoy the drugs and they both have been doing this lifestyle for years.

I talked to Lexi last night which would be Thursday and they relocated again. She said they are still trying to get their State I'd's back from Mr Colorado who is holding them hostage. Lexi did say she would be walking down by Hess if she could get a ride.[/QUOTE]Oh my, I have been with Lexi before, but I think I may have just received the best BBBJ in my life from her yesterday. I think that rooming with Amanda G may actually be paying some dividends. I don't know if they are practicing together on some Chiquita bananas or what. But man, she made my sphincter pucker as I released Peter North style missiles all over the roof of my car. She usually catches, but I was in the mood for her to enjoy watching a fireworks explosion. By the way, props to Jingo for his experience with Sexy Lexy. High fives all around. I know there were some concerns expressed from fellow mongers regarding opening our doors to SW's, and I agree I would not do it either. But I will never question a senior monger (or those of you with years of experience) for doing what we do. All of our situations are different. Including our risk thresholds and our hunter's instincts. I thought I had some big brass, dangling balls between my legs, but I think Jingo and several of you, have much bigger ones then me. Especially those of you that pick up at the Gateway. By the way, where is our fearless leader Mr. Pete Ram Her hiding? Someone send out an APB to my mentor. I need his vote on the 2014 USASG best SW BBBJ. Finalist includes, Amanda G, Sexi Lexi, Francine and his 2013 favorite, Hope the Dope.

Lexi and Amanda were here this past weekend and got a room and left their stuff. No one took it or held it hostage or any bullshit you assholes concoct. And I don't have anyone I'd either so quit gossiping like a bunch of old women. Damn.

Peter Rammer will always be one of the best of the best! The man can sniffle out a fur ball pu nani from football fields away. He takes these snatch pin cushions to a whole new level. I bet he has a nice place somewhere having hookers on tap as they sip the cobra juice Checa style out the nose and on their breasts. Sweet is the only way to describe the way he teaches and mentors these young throat throtting strumpets and catapult them into python wranglers.

I have a feeling he is getting the same threatening private messages from a older 50 yr old who says she 45 boyfriend who is very very scary if your scared of a 5th grade mentality bully. But lets hope he gets back in serpent singing mode soon.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2156674]Oh my, I have been with Lexi before, but I think I may have just received the best BBBJ in my life from her yesterday. I think that rooming with Amanda G may actually be paying some dividends. I don't know if they are practicing together on some Chiquita bananas or what. But man, she made my sphincter pucker as I released Peter North style missiles all over the roof of my car. She usually catches, but I was in the mood for her to enjoy watching a fireworks explosion. By the way, props to Jingo for his experience with Sexy Lexy. High fives all around. I know there were some concerns expressed from fellow mongers regarding opening our doors to SW's, and I agree I would not do it either. But I will never question a senior monger (or those of you with years of experience) for doing what we do. All of our situations are different. Including our risk thresholds and our hunter's instincts. I thought I had some big brass, dangling balls between my legs, but I think Jingo and several of you, have much bigger ones then me. Especially those of you that pick up at the Gateway. By the way, where is our fearless leader Mr. Pete Ram Her hiding? Someone send out an APB to my mentor. I need his vote on the 2014 USASG best SW BBBJ. Finalist includes, Amanda G, Sexi Lexi, Francine and his 2013 favorite, Hope the Dope.[/QUOTE]

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Speaking of Gateway: drove northbound about 3:30 pm yesterday and saw Carmen hitch hiking, bold as can be, across 34 from Gateway. Then today, about same time, saw her standing in front of Murphy's, on the curb with her thumb out. Spoke with her a few weeks ago and she was complaining that she was out all day looking, and could'nt even GIVE it away. Probably because too many guys have been ripped off by her.

So, I'm familiar with the 9th St stroll around St. Anthony's, and I've OCCASSIONALLY seen a girl on 5th, but I never thought to drive 7th at all. It kinda makes sense that they might venture back there, but I'm curious. How far up and down 7th do you guys look? Do you go as far as passing right in front of St. Anthony's or are the girls staying east of 9th when walking the back streets? Seems to me the hot spots would be 9th St from 4th St to 16th St, 5th Ave from 4th St to that road that curves around to 9th (whatever that road is called), and now that I know about 7th, I would say 7th from 4th St up to that same curvy road. Are the girls walking the back streets around St. Anthony's too?

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I appreciate the heads up man, thanks. I'll keep an eye out for her south of Central and perhaps get lucky. I know her spot too. How did you catch up with her? Knock on the door or just find her in the immediate area?

I didn't realize she had a man tying her down. Hope he never busy in to find her on her knees, mouth wrapped around my cock, balls on her chin, as she swallows my little swimmers down like she's starving.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2156321]As far as I know, she lost her Obama phone. She's kinda been out of circulation lately but caught up with her a couple of weeks ago becauase I actually know her physical address. Spotted her a few days ago around 18th and 34th South but I didn't stop. I definitely agree that she probably has the most righteous BBBJ in the area. Her bf is very possessive so she has a hard time getting out and as of my last encounter she doesn't have new digits.[/QUOTE]

Was out yesterday around noon running errands. I like to include a stroll at the same time. Saw 3 between central and 5th ave and on 34th st. Brazen as could be. One staring right into drivers eyes. With a cam on the corner of 5th and 34th st, I had to keep on moving. Thinking with BOTH heads. Woke up in my own bed this morning and an extra 250 in my pocket. Have fun, be careful, and leave the desperation to them.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=JlMelina1;2156266]What's going on around 4th and 83rd?? Have been making rounds with no luck.[/QUOTE]A lot of them have recently won a free vacation. I still see them in that area. Hit and miss. Try mornings around 930 when the rent is due.

I hit the stroll around 4:00 this afternoon, and scooped Leila or Layla around 34th and 11th across from the McDonald's. She looked better at 35 mph, but to make a long story short I had some serious blueballs needing relief. We exchange names (mine being fake), run a quick LEO check and away we go. We wind up at the back of an apartment complex and talk business.

I Shiw her standard street fare and that's when her vastly overblown case of GPS flares up like a bad hemorrhoid. She yaps about how she's better than that: she dances at Oasis and BAS, she's on BP, yadda yadda yadda. My response, of course: yeah, but where did I pick you up? She claims that doesn't matter, which we all know is horseshit. We finally agree it can be. 3 $ if it's good, including swallow, and I front her. 2 $.

She goes to work with commendable effort, but her skills straight up suck and not in a good way. Too much teeth, not enough depth, not enough tongue, and this stupid side-to-side motion that does nothing to get me off. She works at it gamely, in good faith, for near 10 minutes before finally put the kibosh on it. When I stop her, she seems to think I came. Uh, no way *****: if my giant load blew, you'd know when it started dribbling out your ears. Dumb **** doesn't even know when a man launches his rocket. Amazing!

So, tired of her shitty BJ, I drop her off over by the Hess. She has the gall to ask for her remaining $10! I literally said, "*****, you couldn't even make me cum!" She half-heartedly argues, but helllllll no that shit ain't happening. She decides to bail and I'm happy to see the end of her.

She's Hispanic, 5'6"ish, late 30's I'd say with a pockmarked face and curly dark brown hair. Credit where it's due: she did try to finish me off. But between her godawful technique and shit-don't-stink attitude there's no way I can recommend one of why'all pick her up. Surely there's better strumpets to be had.

Meanwhile, it's now 6:00 and my balls are as blue as they were at 10 AM. Where's a filthy nasty depraved deepthroating cumcrazy cocksucking swallowing python tamer like Bre when ya need her??

We got to be selective and careful. If we can't find a good one, prefer to bring our donation back home to sleep well and leave the desperation to them.

Xx.

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2158124]Was out yesterday around noon running errands. I like to include a stroll at the same time. Saw 3 between central and 5th ave and on 34th st. Brazen as could be. One staring right into drivers eyes. With a cam on the corner of 5th and 34th st, I had to keep on moving. Thinking with BOTH heads. Woke up in my own bed this morning and an extra 250 in my pocket. Have fun, be careful, and leave the desperation to them.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kmach;2158466]I hit the stroll around 4:00 this afternoon, and scooped Leila or Layla around 34th and 11th across from the McDonald's. She looked better at 35 mph, but to make a long story short I had some serious blueballs needing relief. We exchange names (mine being fake), run a quick LEO check and away we go. We wind up at the back of an apartment complex and talk business.

I Shiw her standard street fare and that's when her vastly overblown case of GPS flares up like a bad hemorrhoid. She yaps about how she's better than that: she dances at Oasis and BAS, she's on BP, yadda yadda yadda. My response, of course: yeah, but where did I pick you up? She claims that doesn't matter, which we all know is horseshit. We finally agree it can be. 3 $ if it's good, including swallow, and I front her. 2 $.

She goes to work with commendable effort, but her skills straight up suck and not in a good way. Too much teeth, not enough depth, not enough tongue, and this stupid side-to-side motion that does nothing to get me off. She works at it gamely, in good faith, for near 10 minutes before finally put the kibosh on it. When I stop her, she seems to think I came. Uh, no way *****: if my giant load blew, you'd know when it started dribbling out your ears. Dumb **** doesn't even know when a man launches his rocket. Amazing!

So, tired of her shitty BJ, I drop her off over by the Hess. She has the gall to ask for her remaining $10! I literally said, "*****, you couldn't even make me cum!" She half-heartedly argues, but helllllll no that shit ain't happening. She decides to bail and I'm happy to see the end of her.

She's Hispanic, 5'6"ish, late 30's I'd say with a pockmarked face and curly dark brown hair. Credit where it's due: she did try to finish me off. But between her godawful technique and shit-don't-stink attitude there's no way I can recommend one of why'all pick her up. Surely there's better strumpets to be had.

Meanwhile, it's now 6:00 and my balls are as blue as they were at 10 AM. Where's a filthy nasty depraved deepthroating cumcrazy cocksucking swallowing python tamer like Bre when ya need her??[/QUOTE]This report had me pooping in my pants I laughed so hard. Oh my goodness, so many gems in this story. Kmach, please take a bow. Holy crap that was funny.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2158693]This report had me pooping in my pants I laughed so hard. Oh my goodness, so many gems in this story. Kmach, please take a bow. Holy crap that was funny.[/QUOTE]<Takes bow .

Glad to be of service everybody! Try the veal, be sure to tip your waitress!

Saw a dark haired WSW walking North of 54th ave on 34th st and offered a ride. She said her name was Jenn and a bell went off in my head from some negative things I thought I may have read here so I dropped her off and got her number. From the quick look I got she looked pretty nice and I was tempted but a little birdie kept telling me no. I looked back on here and couldn't find any specifics but I feel my hunch may have been right.