Massage Parlor Reports

Took a day trip today partially because of the recent spurt of reports, and partially because I had some extra clams to spend. I must admit I was torn most of the week and even more torn on my trip over. On one hand I had Mona, spinner type applying her trade at tiger and as An alternative summer at the other establishment holding one the coveted spa licenses. I must have changed my mind 5 times while I drove but decided to let the parking lot spaces make my choice. First stop sun spa errrrrr sunny spa (old habits die hard) 2 cars in the lot, not a good sign for them. Spun around passed tiger and only one, so, with Mona and nana both their it became crystal clear that I couldn't lose at the place I have become very comfortable at.

It was reported by KIP, coughing as I say it so not reveal anyones identity, that a fine creature by the name of Mona was new on the menu. We'll come to find out that Mona wasn't there, she is at the Louvre, has Been since the 1700's, but Hannah was. Kip I suggest you check those hearing aid batteries because her English was pretty good. Anyway other than the name snafu the rest of the info was right on target. Maybe not spinner, a little taller but definitely thin and tight. Her assets fit in the palm of my hand cute as a button and had all kinds of game. One word outstanding add that to Sara's sunny disposition, pardon the pun and a reunion with mamasan from hot sun, sorry don't remember her name but she remembered me and you have money well spent.

Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Of course caddy shack Phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2033567]Took a day trip today partially because of the recent spurt of reports, and partially because I had some extra clams to spend. I must admit I was torn most of the week and even more torn on my trip over. On one hand I had Mona, spinner type applying her trade at tiger and as An alternative summer at the other establishment holding one the coveted spa licenses. I must have changed my mind 5 times while I drove but decided to let the parking lot spaces make my choice. First stop sun spa errrrrr sunny spa (old habits die hard) 2 cars in the lot, not a good sign for them. Spun around passed tiger and only one, so, with Mona and nana both their it became crystal clear that I couldn't lose at the place I have become very comfortable at.

It was reported by KIP, coughing as I say it so not reveal anyones identity, that a fine creature by the name of Mona was new on the menu. We'll come to find out that Mona wasn't there, she is at the Louvre, has Been since the 1700's, but Hannah was. Kip I suggest you check those hearing aid batteries because her English was pretty good. Anyway other than the name snafu the rest of the info was right on target. Maybe not spinner, a little taller but definitely thin and tight. Her assets fit in the palm of my hand cute as a button and had all kinds of game. One word outstanding add that to Sara's sunny disposition, pardon the pun and a reunion with mamasan from hot sun, sorry don't remember her name but she remembered me and you have money well spent.

Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Of course caddy shack Phlip.[/QUOTE]When I was leaving tiger yesterday. Mona asked me if I remembered her name. I told her Mona. She said "yes Mona but I like Hannah also". I didn't post that because I wasn't sure it was really a name change. I asked for Mona and Sara didn't say anything different. I know these women like to change their names. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Hbear21;2033640]When I was leaving tiger yesterday. Mona asked me if I remembered her name. I told her Mona. She said "yes Mona but I like Hannah also". I didn't post that because I wasn't sure it was really a name change. I asked for Mona and Sara didn't say anything different. I know these women like to change their names. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]She was more direct with me, she said no no my name is Hannah not Mona. Sara didn't say a word asked for Mona and she said ohhhh you want try Mona. It's weird because cookie was cookie for as long as I knew then she went to April...just didn't seem right but it's their choice. She could call herself crusty the clown and I would walk to warren to see her! Phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2033711]She was more direct with me, she said no no my name is Hannah not Mona. Sara didn't say a word asked for Mona and she said ohhhh you want try Mona. It's weird because cookie was cookie for as long as I knew then she went to April...just didn't seem right but it's their choice. She could call herself crusty the clown and I would walk to warren to see her! Phlip.[/QUOTE]Amen to that. I'd go no matter what they change their names to. She must have decided to be adamant about the ne change after I was there Thursday.

Regardless of the name, its all good! There must be a "spa god"! How else could a name change without the interactions of a higher power? One of the things that I noticed about Mona=very cute feet. I did do a return visit to see Summer yesterday, I had to get a second look / visit to make sure she was as hot as I origonaly thought. She was actually better than my first visit!

There is one thing for sure flip flop: it just got a little tougher to be in the top 3! I got pretzels in my head: shake and bake: and last but least, if your not first, your last!

(Talladega Nights)!

Stopped in this morning to get some work on my shoulder and Hannah was available. I must say, she's almost on par with Princess Cherry. She may even exceed my Cherry-clouded vision after I see her a few more times.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2033711]She was more direct with me, she said no no my name is Hannah not Mona. Sara didn't say a word asked for Mona and she said ohhhh you want try Mona. It's weird because cookie was cookie for as long as I knew then she went to April...just didn't seem right but it's their choice. She could call herself crusty the clown and I would walk to warren to see her! Phlip.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Hannah that used to work at a since closed Spa along with our old friend, Young?

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;2035147]Is this the same Hannah that used to work at a since closed Spa along with our old friend, Young?[/QUOTE]Not the same lady. She is a true Manx! I was going to stop to see her today but, 3 cars in the lot and had some stuff to take care of. Another day, still got my Benjamin's!

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2033567] One word outstanding add that to Sara's sunny disposition, pardon the pun and a reunion with mamasan from hot sun, sorry don't remember her name but she remembered me and you have money well spent.[/QUOTE]Are you saying Sammy is the mama?

Just the words "summer & sun" bring me a smile, especially after this long, hard Winter. Thanks all for the reviews, I escaped Winter.

To one of my best AMP experiences in 15 years this last week. All reviews posted have been accurate about the new Sun.

Found a new place to escape the cold weather.

[QUOTE=Frank69;2031202]Hmmm, I am guessing its Vampire in a dress again, and I told you before his moobs are big, but his massage skills leave a lot to be disired.[/QUOTE]No Frankie, it's called a Kilt. Do I need to wack you with my shillelagh so you can get it right? I'm actually in great shape in preparing for my move to Vietnam. While you guys are drooling over bread crusty bread crumbs, I'll be living and sampling the local cuisine there. And no more Winters for me. Kelly and I have found a nice place near the beach ...oh wait, I mean Kim. But anyways I'll be central to all the fun actively in and around the surrounding areas. I'm looking forward to my first haircut there too. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVyNT4jriQ[/URL].

And they also have a hot dog shoppe there. Here's a video of one for your pleasure. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njmNBune1xc[/URL].

Happy St Patrick's Day Everyone.

Vietnam knows how to do it right keeping it mobile.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng2kxrRkLds[/URL]

[QUOTE=AsianBlowjob;2035490]Are you saying Sammy is the mama?[/QUOTE]No just visiting I think I have bumped into her before Phlip.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;2035147]Is this the same Hannah that used to work at a since closed Spa along with our old friend, Young?[/QUOTE]Not sure but I doubt it Phlip.

All I will say is, I will sleep well tonight!