Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5211452][URL]https://healthy-spa-asian-massage-mclean.business.site[/URL]

Stopped by this new spa in Mclean. Semi legit Chinese shop. $70 for a hour from an 50's overweight lady. She does the old tease the taint when there are 5 minutes left in the hour and ask if you want to add time. I didn't even want the first hour, just felt bad because she had her teenage daughter working the front desk and didn't want to walk out like a creep. I know it was her daughter, because the kid yelled, "mom, you have a customer. " I tipped $10 and as I was walking out, the lady said maybe different girl next time. Nope, won't be going back there, too weird.[/QUOTE]It's the same ones they use in BP and the like. Figured a HJ was a given at the place just based on the ad alone, and that's probably intentional on their part to generate traffic. Thanks for TOFFT though.

Personally if it were me I would have pushed for a HE after the massage regardless of how ugly or old she was.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;5209470]Bottom-line-up front: A 60-minute massage session is more than twice as good as a 30-minute session (at a very low price-difference threshold).
Invest your time and treasure more wisely than I did today.
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I truly enjoy my patronage at the NoVA AMPs. An hour-long NoVA massage experience with a good (or great) massage technician makes me less stressed, easier to get along with -- just makes the day better. Today, I was running a few errands between "zoom meetings," and decided to drop-in to one of my usual places. MMS was glad to see me, even if it was only for a half-hour session.

I had forgotten the difference between a 60-min and a 30-minute session. Whereas everyone is relaxed and happy by the end of an hour session, everything about the 30 minute session was rushed and, well, simply nowhere near as enjoyable. The massage was "meh" because of the lack of time. The "tease before the flip" was nice (but only like for 90 seconds, maybe 2 minutes).

The pleasures after the flip were "goal oriented" with the MT not taking the time to enjoy any of the time together.

Same usual nice places. Same usual nice ladies. WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.

Lesson (re-) leanred. Don't short-change yourself in pleasurable activities. If not "urgently in need of tension release" much better to wait a day (even two) than rush today.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]When checking out a new place, I always go with 30 minutes because if things go sour, at least I did not invest a full hours worth in wasting my time and $$ But if the provider who answers the door gives me an instant hard-on, then usually small head wins out over big head and I go with an hour LOL. My observation is that the majority of Korean AMPs will try to do a quick pump and dump for 30 minute sessions vs the Chinese AMPs. When it comes to the hour, Korean AMPs are all over the place, dependent upon the provider: if they are hard up for $$$ they do a quick pump and dump and short you on time, otherwise they wlll give you close to your hours time. I always found the Chinese places I have visited will give me my full hours worth of time.

[QUOTE=OldTimeAmpLvr;5211297]Went to see Lucy. Been a while since visited an AMP so figured I would give her a whirl. After a lame massage was quoted a 100 for a NOVA ending. I laughed, got dressed and left. Now I know why I stick with SB. Lucy is old and jaded. Not a good combination.[/QUOTE]Good review, even if it's a negative review, as it saves other mongers their $$ Negative reviews are just as valuable as positive reviews. When Best was first reviewed a while ago, it seemed like it was a hidden gem but as we saw with other recent negative reviews, this place isn't all that its cracked up to be.

If the teenage daughter is old enough, then perhaps that is the way to proceed?

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5211452][URL]https://healthy-spa-asian-massage-mclean.business.site[/URL]

Stopped by this new spa in Mclean. Semi legit Chinese shop. $70 for a hour from an 50's overweight lady. She does the old tease the taint when there are 5 minutes left in the hour and ask if you want to add time. I didn't even want the first hour, just felt bad because she had her teenage daughter working the front desk and didn't want to walk out like a creep. I know it was her daughter, because the kid yelled, "mom, you have a customer. " I tipped $10 and as I was walking out, the lady said maybe different girl next time. Nope, won't be going back there, too weird.[/QUOTE]

Hopefully someone can help me out: I'm trying to find a particular massage place, and I'm almost positive it's Thai. I think it's in Vienna, but I don't remember exactly where. (I know Vienna is a pretty large area.) I visited once before and got a decent massage with the typical ending, which is always nice even if it's not more than that. The (Thai?) woman seemed to be the only one working there when I went, which was sometime last fall. I deleted the number from my phone for discretionary purposes, and now I can't find any of the ads. All I remember is the pics with the ad were of the woman (she's short) in purple pants and a purple shirt, and she's standing outside the building where the massage place is. Her back is to the camera. I've checked BP and STG, but can't find the ad. Searching "Vienna erotic massage" doesn't help a lot either.

I know it's not a lot to go on; my apologies for that. But if anyone else can find the ad, has been there and knows where it is, or has the number, that would be helpful too. Please PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=AzianFan;5211382]Zaza. That brings back good memories. She was a nice lady, gave a quality massage and my God did she have great tits.[/QUOTE]An ATF of mine before she retired to legitimate practices.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;5212133]I was in the mood for a 60-40 place the other day, not looking for FS or anything fancy, just a rub and tug. Heard good things about A Spa aka Eastern Spa in West Springfield, so I check it out. What I like about this place is that it's on the 3rd floor of some non descript medical office complex repurposed from an apartment building, so pretty easy to be discreet. Walked in, she was busy, I should have called. Come back in 40 min? No time, sorry.

Around the corner was Soft Touch. Never heard of it, but it's on Rubmaps, lists as having a TS, so probably what I'm looking for. They do 80 hour, 60 half, and I was running low on time, so I opted for the 30 min option. Same as A Spa, in the middle of a 1 story office park / medical complex. Blends right in with the other offices. I go in, ring the doorbell, greeted by an attractive, probably early 40's woman in a red tank top and black bra, nice Cee bubs, and miniskirt in flip flops. House fee, get comfy. Leads me to a nice thorough TS. After that, toweled off, leads me to a sauna for about 3 min. It's a cold day, so kind of nice. Back to the room, less of a massage, more of a sensual medical exam, no oil. The hour is probably better, but nothing to write home about. Little bits of teasing and pulling before the flip.

On the flip, marginal HE. You would think that after giving handshakes day in and day out that these ladies would learn something, but I have to give a lesson to almost every place I go. Maybe she earns her pay some other way? Anyway, she starts with the shakeweight hard fast pump. I ask her to slow it down, use both hands, but even then it's like she's trying to milk a cow upwards. Eventually I pop, she cleans me up with a scalding hot face towel. I get dressed, hand her a tip of 40. Didn't get her name. She has a build that looks kind of fun, but not sure if I'd go back anyway.[/QUOTE]Soft Touch has been there at least 15-20 years. Had some good times with attractive ladies there, but been at least 10 years ago.

Just had to make the drive and damn. Well worth it. Much better treatment than the NOVA AMPs. Simply stunning. Visited Tina and blew me away. For the eye candy $$ and VIP treatment. They are in my rotation now. No matter the drive.

Lucy is 54 and not as attractive as some are saying and can be very moody. $200 to $300 for a MILF is just non-sense! There are much better places with very pretty ones and friendly in Greenbelt.

[QUOTE=PSmith0380;5210890]Several reviews here, some glowing, some not so much. Decided to give this a whirl. Bottom line, not impressed and will not go back.

First of all, the entrance to Best is pretty high visibility. One inside, the room itself is nice. When she came in, she went right to business. No massage, reached underneath, pulled him back, and started some BBBJ from behind while I was face down. Not even 5 minutes into it, asked me to flip and she was already fully nude. Whatever you want, is on the table. Once everything was done, I did get a reasonable massage to closeout and she spent a fair amount of time on my feet. As odd as this may sound, just seeing her for a foot massage alone might be worth it. I'd happily pay $60/ HHR or $80/ HR for a dedicated foot massage, that was one of the best ever. Everything else, was just "ok". Her body is a 6, maybe, her voice is horrible, I really had no attraction. I have several other providers I see that I think look much better and expected more from Lucy in the looks department.

If you are picky and prefer a younger spinner type, save your cash and time. Lucy is not the one and the other 2 working there that she introduced me to on the way out, are way worse and an absolute no go IMO.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE].

Super jaded. I pondered going back to try her again. Even if her level of service was better I still can't get passed how full of herself she is. For 2 Benjis I'd repeat. For her price you can do much better.

[QUOTE=OldTimeAmpLvr;5211297]Went to see Lucy. Been a while since visited an AMP so figured I would give her a whirl. After a lame massage was quoted a 100 for a NOVA ending. I laughed, got dressed and left. Now I know why I stick with SB. Lucy is old and jaded. Not a good combination.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Navihawk;5212785]Hopefully someone can help me out: I'm trying to find a particular massage place, and I'm almost positive it's Thai. I think it's in Vienna, but I don't remember exactly where. (I know Vienna is a pretty large area.) I visited once before and got a decent massage with the typical ending, which is always nice even if it's not more than that. The (Thai?) woman seemed to be the only one working there when I went, which was sometime last fall. I deleted the number from my phone for discretionary purposes, and now I can't find any of the ads. All I remember is the pics with the ad were of the woman (she's short) in purple pants and a purple shirt, and she's standing outside the building where the massage place is. Her back is to the camera. I've checked BP and STG, but can't find the ad. Searching "Vienna erotic massage" doesn't help a lot either.

I know it's not a lot to go on; my apologies for that. But if anyone else can find the ad, has been there and knows where it is, or has the number, that would be helpful too. Please PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Thanks anyway if anyone tried to help, but I did a little more searching, and I was able to find her ad. According to it, she's Chinese, and she's actually in Fairfax, not Vienna. I do remember she wasn't really hot to look at, but she had a nice, tight little body. And I wasn't complaining when I was enjoying myself. ! Now that I've found her I plan to see her again in the near future.

[QUOTE=Decadentme;5212522]If the teenage daughter is old enough, then perhaps that is the way to proceed?[/QUOTE]LOL, that same thought crossed my mind. Maybe that's what she meant by 'maybe different girl next time'? .

[QUOTE=Navihawk;5212785]Hopefully someone can help me out: I'm trying to find a particular massage place, and I'm almost positive it's Thai. I think it's in Vienna, but I don't remember exactly where. (I know Vienna is a pretty large area.) I visited once before and got a decent massage with the typical ending, which is always nice even if it's not more than that. The (Thai?) woman seemed to be the only one working there when I went, which was sometime last fall. I deleted the number from my phone for discretionary purposes, and now I can't find any of the ads. All I remember is the pics with the ad were of the woman (she's short) in purple pants and a purple shirt, and she's standing outside the building where the massage place is. Her back is to the camera. I've checked BP and STG, but can't find the ad. Searching "Vienna erotic massage" doesn't help a lot either.

I know it's not a lot to go on; my apologies for that. But if anyone else can find the ad, has been there and knows where it is, or has the number, that would be helpful too. Please PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]From your description of her ad I'm thinking you're girl must by Lucy who is located in an office building on Javier Rd. If I'm correct, she's been reviewed here as recently as November. Service level varies based on her mood.

I hope this info gives you enough to jog your memory.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=AzianFan;5213128]From your description of her ad I'm thinking you're girl must by Lucy who is located in an office building on Javier Rd. If I'm correct, she's been reviewed here as recently as November. Service level varies based on her mood.

I hope this info gives you enough to jog your memory.

Good luck![/QUOTE]Location: Fairfax.

You are definitely talking about her. Crazy nice freak. Great time with her. Really nice ass. .

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I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning.

Damage: . 5 house, $ . 4 tip.

[QUOTE=Decadentme;5212522]If the teenage daughter is old enough, then perhaps that is the way to proceed?[/QUOTE]Not of age for sure. Guess with schools being virtual, it's bring your daughter to work day. Every day.

[QUOTE=Navihawk;5212785]Hopefully someone can help me out: I'm trying to find a particular massage place, and I'm almost positive it's Thai. I think it's in Vienna, but I don't remember exactly where. (I know Vienna is a pretty large area.) I visited once before and got a decent massage with the typical ending, which is always nice even if it's not more than that. The (Thai?) woman seemed to be the only one working there when I went, which was sometime last fall. I deleted the number from my phone for discretionary purposes, and now I can't find any of the ads. All I remember is the pics with the ad were of the woman (she's short) in purple pants and a purple shirt, and she's standing outside the building where the massage place is. Her back is to the camera. I've checked BP and STG, but can't find the ad. Searching "Vienna erotic massage" doesn't help a lot either.

I know it's not a lot to go on; my apologies for that. But if anyone else can find the ad, has been there and knows where it is, or has the number, that would be helpful too. Please PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Baby Hua / Joy in Fairfax. The purple gave it away.

She has been reviewed several times on here, most not good.

Harmony Spa. ,

Any fellow mongers, visited this place and experienced anyone there worth spending the money on.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/harmony-spa-arlington-grand-opening-571-257-8443/9804364.html[/URL]

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/shirlington-therapy-hottest-new-asia-fanatsy-for-you/9619259.html[/URL]

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[QUOTE=Agc90;5213278]I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning.

Damage: . 5 house, $ . 4 tip.[/QUOTE]Lots of places on Lee Highway but since you paid 50 for 30 minutes I'm thinking it's a Chinese AMP. Korean AMPs charge 60 for 30 minutes.

How moody is Purple Hua?

I appreciate everyone's help to find the "Purple Lady". I got a couple of PM's about her too, so thank you for those. I did eventually find her ad, though, and I'm going to try to go see her again soon. I know some of the reviews here about her have not been very positive, but I had a good experience when I saw her before so hopefully I'll catch her on a good day.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;5213644]Any fellow mongers, visited this place and experienced anyone there worth spending the money on.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/new-young-girls-571-426-1121-best-asian-massage-four-hands-massage-free-shower/9729545.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I've been to this place a couple of times it is an existing place that is labeled as non erotic on Rubmaps, however both times I had NOVA with some mutual roaming. Mission accomplished. YMMV, Shower never offered.

It is called Relaxation Studio, just down the road from Sams Club in Sterling. Up a long flight of stairs.

[QUOTE=Agc90;5213278]I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning..[/QUOTE]Any chance sharing the location or the ad? Wouldn't mind visiting myself, especially if Baby Hua / Joy doesn't work out. You can PM me if you want.

[QUOTE=TheRabbit;5213783]How moody is Purple Hua?[/QUOTE]If it's this lady, the all over the place reviews indicate it's a crapshoot gamble on what her mood will be.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/baby-hua---joy-3477834060-346269[/URL]

I saw her a few times. She was never really moody with me. But she's all about business. She never rushed me, but she was never anything special either.

[QUOTE=TheRabbit;5213783]How moody is Purple Hua?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;5214201]I saw her a few times. She was never really moody with me. But she's all about business. She never rushed me, but she was never anything special either.[/QUOTE]She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5214211]She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she is just like that. All about her busy, but if she really likes you. Its a different energy she sends off. I never had an issue with her.

[QUOTE=Agc90;5213278]I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning.

Damage: . 5 house, $ . 4 tip.[/QUOTE]What Serpico said politely, I will say less politely. This review doesn't help us at all. Need to know the name of the shop.

Let see for over 2 years I had nothing but great times with her, tipped well and the menu was fully available, so I know she liked me or well the money but Lately I have reviewed her several times in the past some good times, mostly not so good, my bad is feeling rushed, after my massage she just straightened out the sheet and refolded the towels. I like you guys but not that intimate, to share fluids the last time I visited and the sheet had someone's racer stripes. When I asked for new sheet she went off about you American guys expect top performance without paying top price. She is a professional and tired of assholes being cheap. I should have left but figured she was having a bad day or another guy before me treated her bad, well I should have walked I paid for hour, massage I felt like I had been beaten up by a mma fighter and after 35 min she said times up, she had to close and go to store. Needless no tip and she went off again an said, don't ever come back, needless to say I won't darken that door again.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5214211]She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.[/QUOTE]That's what she said to me one time, while I was balls deep inside her, like the whole ordeal was a mild inconvenience to her. But I guess that's what you'd expect from someone who lets men run a train on her all day. I never returned. Also she has penis breath. I think there's much better options out there. She can be good if you are on a budget and quick fix I guess.

Yeah I've heard that before. I went to see her about a month ago. She was looking kind of rough and the room smelled like sweaty butthole. I decided to head out. She was never rude or pushy with me but based on other people's dreams with her it would seem that my future experiences with her are more likely to get worse than better. I don't see myself going back there again. But I've said that before.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5214211]She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5214211]She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.[/QUOTE]The very last time I saw her, over a year ago, she texted me before our scheduled time if I was still coming and I told her I was around the corner from her place and she texted back with "where are you, don't waste my time, don't play games!" then literally when I got there and was about to say that I was there, she even got weirder and basically told me to forget about it and go home. Meh.

[QUOTE=SlyFrog;5206865]Textnow is free. I am not sure if it is the best one. Would like to figure out how to port my number from my physical burner phone to a burner app to preserve my agency approvals and then use the app in combination with something like signal. I am not there yet.[/QUOTE]1) Download Signal app to non-burner phone.

2) During setup of Signal, enter burner phone number.

3) Have Signal app send verification code to burner.

4) Enter code you receive on burner to finish setting up Signal on non-burner.

And Robert's your mother's brother.

I see tons of ads on BP for Latin girls (mostly in Falls Church) but the ads are always in Spanish. Even if the title is in English, the text is in Spanish. I doubt they are writing anything really vital, but I'm concerned that if the handler only speaks Spanish then it's going to be a cluster for me. Any non-Spanish speakers have intel on this? TIA.

[QUOTE=TheRabbit;5213783]How moody is Purple Hua?[/QUOTE]Your question has been answered by some generous fellow mongers. All this and more is available if you search the forum.

[QUOTE=BuckyLarsonJr;5214658]I see tons of ads on BP for Latin girls (mostly in Falls Church) but the ads are always in Spanish. Even if the title is in English, the text is in Spanish. I doubt they are writing anything really vital, but I'm concerned that if the handler only speaks Spanish then it's going to be a cluster for me. Any non-Spanish speakers have intel on this? TIA.[/QUOTE]I have seen a few, and their English is usually not the best, which makes communication kind of a challenge. Some of them seem like they use some kind of translation app on their phone to know what their customers are saying. Kind of distracting, but sometimes it doesn't matter. If you use Chrome and want to know what the ads say, right-click anywhere on the page, and from the drop-down menu, choose "Translate to English". It might not be exact, but you'll get the idea.

[QUOTE=BuckyLarsonJr;5214658]I see tons of ads on BP for Latin girls (mostly in Falls Church) but the ads are always in Spanish. Even if the title is in English, the text is in Spanish. I doubt they are writing anything really vital, but I'm concerned that if the handler only speaks Spanish then it's going to be a cluster for me. Any non-Spanish speakers have intel on this? TIA.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm missing out on something, but if I can't read it in English then I don't even pay attention to the ad.

Trying to sign up with Secret Temptation but they tell me need reference. That appears to be situation else where. Would appreciate any advice.

Thanks to another member, who recommended Penny at Sun in Annandale. Called to confirm she was there, MMS told me to head on over. There are a couple of AMPs in this development, I believe. Rang the bell and MMS answered the door. Told me it was a long time since she had seen me (I hadn't been there before but didn't argue). We were both wearing masks anyway. I said I had called for Penny and she led me to the room. I requested a TS, paid the. 8 for 1 h. Penny arrived wearing a sexy outfit with lots of cleavage on display. Shower was good and hot, she had me remove my mask and performed lots of ass play. On the flip she pointed to my rising member and I nodded. She soaped me up and made sure I was clean. Rinsed and dried and back to the room. I got on the table face down and asked for medium massage. Massage was good and she made sure I was comfortable. Not a lot of teasing but a bit of "ted head" as she worked down my spine from the head of the table. Not a whole lot of English, but we could chat a bit.

There was a brief pause and I heard her lock the door. She got on the table and rubbed her now bare Ds on my neck and back. This felt great. She asked me to flip and she was completely naked. She rubbed her breasts on my face and I suckled on her nips. She rubbed them on my chest and down to my swollen member. Performed TS and TS and then finished me off with Nova while I rubbed her ass and V. I spurted a huge load which made Penny laugh a lot. Cleaned me up and finished the massage with some stretching, so I was there for the full hour, and I tipped Penny. 6 on the way out. Would repeat. Penny kept her mask on the whole time.

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[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;5214448] She was looking kind of rough and the room smelled like sweaty butthole.[/QUOTE]The last time I saw her (pre-Covid) I had to drop one off in the hallway bathroom on the way in. I did what I could to mop up with wet toilet paper, doing the duck walk back and forth from the sink to the toilet with my pants around my ankles, but I wasn't happy with the results. Before the flip, she had her nose in there licking the taint, and when she came up, her face smelled like ass.

The lack of proper hygiene facilities is another huge downside to her location. Anywhere else, there would have been a shower for a proper ass washing before the festivities.