Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1752368]When my girlfriend finds too much hair down there, she trims me just the way she likes it.[/QUOTE]I got to tell you the best (or toughest?) experience I ever had was when I went for my vasectomy, and forgot to shave my nuts prior to the procedure. Enter nurse with razor. She shaved them up nice. But through the whole thing I had to keep thinking of craftsman sockets or stuff like that. Any guy going for the big V, never shave your nuts. Let the young nurse do it for you.

Only if you want to. I'm not quite sure I understand the term metrosexual. I guess I am just a little conscientious about looking like the Geico caveman.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1751926]I need to be Metrosexual in a whorehouse?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner; 1752584]The answer is very simple. If that's where you hang out then I guess it doesn't matter. I see a few young ladies on the side and prefer to be groomed as I like them groomed. This came up because Mbwrink asked about getting this done after seeing a video of a male wax job followed by a HE. A few others have asked about it too. The woman I see is not the typical AMP rub and tug with extra's on the menu girl. I see her for this specific service and that's it. The only one who is naked is me, and sometimes I'll get a release, sometimes not. Nothing more, nothing less!

MW[/QUOTE]Back in the old days, the only girls who shaved were cleaning up from crab lice. I love the bush. Who wants little girls? Who wants boys?

I went there because it was new and had off street parking. I think my masseuses name was Julie, she was very attractive.

I was not fond of only a curtain that was kind of sheer and was was a few feet off the floor. I got the 90 minute session and was pleased with the massage,

Very skilled. I was enjoying the massage and was surprised and completely enjoyed it when she brought in the hot stones. She also did an awesome foot massage.

The massage ended a little differently than I hoped, very very legit. I am not sure I would repeat unless I wanted a real good foot and body massage.

Gingerman, everything evolves! Do you also like your ladies with hairy pits and legs? I have been taking care of myself down there for almost 20 years. I met a Swedish flight attendant from SAS who had a no head with hair policy. Since her mic skills were some of the best I've ever experienced, I'm glad that I let her shave me. I prefer to wax rather than shave, since it takes much longer to grow back and you don't get the razor burn. Plus, if you run into a really nice girl, she won't mind finishing you off when you're all moisturized up and harder than a railroad spike. I already have enough dental floss in my medicine cabinet, I don't need any more from my partner's cooch!

MW

[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1752910]Back in the old days, the only girls who shaved were cleaning up from crab lice. I love the bush. Who wants little girls? Who wants boys?[/QUOTE]

Went again this week.

A girl I never saw before asked me if I have ever been, I told her yes and she questioned why she has never seen me? Weird, I don't know what kinda game that was but whatever. PT must be more busy lately, both of my visits I had to go to Room #5 all the way at the end of the hall. I usually in room 1 or 2. All in all the basic experience anyone going to PT expects. Very limited menu but decent TS and massage.

I forgot to ask her name, but I've seen quite a few new faces there all late 30s early 40s but with decent bodies.

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner; 1753282]Gingerman, everything evolves! Do you also like your ladies with hairy pits and legs? I have been taking care of myself down there for almost 20 years. I met a Swedish flight attendant from SAS who had a no head with hair policy. Since her mic skills were some of the best I've ever experienced, I'm glad that I let her shave me. I prefer to wax rather than shave, since it takes much longer to grow back and you don't get the razor burn. Plus, if you run into a really nice girl, she won't mind finishing you off when you're all moisturized up and harder than a railroad spike. I already have enough dental floss in my medicine cabinet, I don't need any more from my partner's cooch!

MW[/QUOTE]Have to agree with Marcus I have had several girls ask about this because I like oral, at least one turn her nose up at the Bush and several be more forth coming because it was trimmed down. I at least keep it trimmed down for that purpose only. I only brought it up in this thread to begin with A) because I'm only interested in the full waxing if I can get some extra along with it and B) found that link I link I posted interesting with the guy his gets the waxing followed by HJ. If meeting the women at least half way gets more or better service from them then so be it. Trust us they do NOT enjoy pulling your pube hair out of their mouth. I have always seen them do this with a look of disgust on thier face.

[QUOTE=TacoSupreme;1752749]I got to tell you the best (or toughest?) experience I ever had was when I went for my vasectomy, and forgot to shave my nuts prior to the procedure. Enter nurse with razor. She shaved them up nice. But through the whole thing I had to keep thinking of craftsman sockets or stuff like that. Any guy going for the big V, never shave your nuts. Let the young nurse do it for you.[/QUOTE]Just noticed this and had to LOL. I wonder if there a special lab practical in Nursing school for shaving male patients' scrotums?

[QUOTE=TacoSupreme;1752749]I got to tell you the best (or toughest?) experience I ever had was when I went for my vasectomy, and forgot to shave my nuts prior to the procedure. Enter nurse with razor. She shaved them up nice. But through the whole thing I had to keep thinking of craftsman sockets or stuff like that. Any guy going for the big V, never shave your nuts. Let the young nurse do it for you.[/QUOTE]I did the same thing but was too on edge for an erection.

Saw her ad on [url]http://maryland.baltimoreguide.com/TherapeuticMassage/beautiful-armenian-massage-therapist/4511904[/url]

Tried her. Nice (fake) rack. Discreet location. Standard 2 msg system and had chance to get massage from awesome women.

Very professional massage. She knows how to make your body relax. HJ at the end she said no for FS. Pricey though.

[QUOTE=Bman39; 1753234]I went there because it was new and had off street parking. I think my masseuses name was Julie, she was very attractive.

I was not fond of only a curtain that was kind of sheer and was was a few feet off the floor. I got the 90 minute session and was pleased with the massage,

Very skilled. I was enjoying the massage and was surprised and completely enjoyed it when she brought in the hot stones. She also did an awesome foot massage.

The massage ended a little differently than I hoped, very very legit. I am not sure I would repeat unless I wanted a real good foot and body massage.[/QUOTE]Yes this place is very legit but gives a great massage.

[QUOTE=DCHung; 1751656]New spa listing right next to Columbia mall.

L.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/brand-new-bliss-spa-near-columbia-mall-22/7235301[/url][/QUOTE]Seems to be affiliated with the other place in Columbia, in Longreach, with mostly black and latina chicks.

I sent a pm, but thought Id post since no response. If anyone could help me out I would appreciate it. I'm very interested in a wax with extras available. Could someone point me in the right direction?

[QUOTE=Odd Dna;1753383]PT must be more busy lately…[/QUOTE]I would not be surprised if that's the case. I ventured out to the super-secret place in Carney yesterday and found the outside door locked tight. So I hiked it over to Miami. I've been there before and it was good enough. But something didn't seem right this time. I could have sworn that there was a 'SPA' sign on the front door last time (gone now) and the tell-tale door buzzer was gone. I didn't have the phone number to call and didn't want to knock on the door if they were no longer in business. Anyone know anything about their status?

Two strikes. I thought about heading down to PT. I haven't been there in years. But I was worried that I would have spent all this time driving around and wasting my time just to see Miss Singapore 1973 walk into the room. F' it. It was a nice day out so I cut my losses. I'll be heading through Columbia next week and talk up the cause there.

I didn't figure that I would have to do research before I hit the roads. We were too spoiled with JHH being around. Even their providers that were not up to regular JHH standards were better than some of these B list AMPs. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

BD

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner; 1753282]Gingerman, everything evolves! Do you also like your ladies with hairy pits and legs? I have been taking care of myself down there for almost 20 years. I met a Swedish flight attendant from SAS who had a no head with hair policy. Since her mic skills were some of the best I've ever experienced, I'm glad that I let her shave me. I prefer to wax rather than shave, since it takes much longer to grow back and you don't get the razor burn. Plus, if you run into a really nice girl, she won't mind finishing you off when you're all moisturized up and harder than a railroad spike. I already have enough dental floss in my medicine cabinet, I don't need any more from my partner's cooch!

MW[/QUOTE]Let me quote the most interesting man in the world. This is verbatim, truth direct from the man himself-

"I don't always eat ze Pussy,

But when I do,

I prefer ze Hairy Bush!"