The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=DreamForever;2747571]Mr chris is not stupid man he is pure scrum of earth and I would not spit on him if he on fire. But he no stupid, how he is not in jail is horrible person. You men defend him as in the good boy's club that you men have here. How can any of you defend such man, he is poster child for men who abuse women. Gun down woman throat, throw woman out moving car and much more horror stories. They say woman like the bad boy's, well mr chris wins this time. He is as bad as they come, he make women cook his food, wash and iron his clothes and makes women call him papa. He makes girls make sex with eachother in front of him then he sex with both. He even had sex with a mother and daughter. This is who you men defend?[/QUOTE]You will never get rid of me puta.

Good evening gentlemen. Can someone please give me a quick overview of exactly what this thread is for? I notice so very colorful language and topics that I have yet to see in any other thread.

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2851592]Good evening gentlemen. Can someone please give me a quick overview of exactly what this thread is for? I notice so very colorful language and topics that I have yet to see in any other thread.[/QUOTE]Ok this is the part where I tell you to suck my dick and also my hairy BALLS! Then I want your wife to do the same thing to me. Then I want your sister to continue until I complete down her fucking throat!!

You're the dumb motherfucker that went and saw marina dumb drunk ass and then walked out and left the donation behind!! Look dude this hobby is not for you. Now get the fuck out of the RAT TRAP and DON'T come back!!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=DreamForever;2851520]Prophoto is good person, leave him be you zoo animal.[/QUOTE]Fuck you Adrianna. Photohog is a gay ass loser. He's also a coward. Go away you ugly lesbian beitch.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2851592]Good evening gentlemen. Can someone please give me a quick overview of exactly what this thread is for? I notice so very colorful language and topics that I have yet to see in any other thread.[/QUOTE]ILB2,

It is best said by post #1 on this thread:

[QUOTE=Admin;2176861][BLUE]Since you guys refuse to stay on topic in ANY review thread I've given you a space for your unending arguments. There are other threads like this around the forum, Cincy has The Octagon, Detroit has Motor City Madness, in Boston it's The Massholes. In keeping with Orlando's main identity I thought Melee at Mickeys Castle was appropriate. You guys might think it's lame as fuck, if anybody has a better idea, feel free to suggest it.

There are a different set of rules in here. I won't redact fighting, you can call each other cocksuckers, stupid motherfuckers, whatever you want but no hate speech. The words, nigger, spick, kike, jap (but not Jap.) dot, ect. or any use of words intended to be racially or ethnically derogatory are still not allowed.

You may not post arrest or legal issues, nor unfounded STD reports, and as always absolutely nothing about anybody under the age of 18. Mostly what you can do it argue. What this means of course if there is ZERO tolerance on the review threads for that now. Normally it takes one infraction for a regular member to get put on permanent moderation and two for a senior to go back on. In Orlando now that number is the same for both, 1.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]One addition, mother's are off limits. Don't say anything about anyone's mother.

Just an observation, there seems to be lots of posts by guy's that I have chose to put on "ignore," so I can only imagine the dribble they write (I tend to put guys on ignore that have been caught writing fake reviews, pretty much anything else I can put up with). So, there are about a half dozen or so that tend to write fake reviews and it is an interesting coincidence that they also tend to post here, presumably more useless bullshit.

On the useful side, there has also been some pretty good conversation on restaurants and other food related topics. Who would have thought?

C3.

[B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 11[/B]

1. They say men can not do two things at once. Chriss decide to test this theory by masterbating and shitting at the same time. Not only did he prove the theory wrong but he find his new favorite hobby.

2. For a long while there Chriss was like constipation. Her was not planning on coming out.

3. The first time Chriss convince his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} to go to the gay bar with Chriss, Chriss tell them they'll like it because it will be just like going to the movies. They didn't know he meant Brokeback Mountain.

4. Chriss thought his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} said they was riding the big one at Cocoa Beach. Turns out they was only fucking some Australian swimmer.

5. Chriss say he tired of gay people thrusting there sexuality in his face. He say he rather they take there love for dicks and stick it up his ass.

6. Chriss say having a gay boyfriend is like having a paperclip. No matter how hard you try to straighten them out, they always stay wiggly.

7. Chriss told the woman who was changing a babys diaper next to him on the plane to take it into the bathroom. She say it too cramped in there. Chris say he has had sex in those bathrooms. Chriss say if two grown men can fit in there that she and her baby should have no problem.

8. I ask Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} what the difference between gay Chriss and they bikes? They say is not funny when you throw they bikes off a bridge.

9. Chriss ask his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} whether its gay to be watching gay porn and accidently cum when the camera suddenly zooms in on the mans face? Do we really need an answer to this question?

10. Chriss is going to the Olympics. He very good in the swimming pool events. This because of all the times his daddy tried to drown him in the tub for being gay.

11. Being a gay from a poor family it was really hard for Chriss to come out. His parents could not afford to buy him a closet.

12. Chriss was picking out clothes for there dinner date when his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} tell him that shirt look gay. Appropriately, Chriss put the shirt back in the closet.

13. It was proposed by gay Chriss family that he should be offered protection in prison. The police guards issued Chriss a pair of knee pads.

14. I always find gay people like Chriss to be so generous. They just don't know how to be tight-assed.

15. They say the best thing after an argument is to have makeup sex. That why Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} argue so much.

16. Chriss boyfriend {BlowMyMt} ask him if he suck a dick for $1000. Chriss say probably but he don't normally carry that much cash around with him.

17. Chriss is one of those guys who doesn't beat around the Bush. Of course not, he's gay.

18. Chriss was taking a piss in the bar bathroom the other night when the man standing next to him started shouting and screaming 'What the fuck are you doing?" It scared Chriss so much that Chriss almost dropped the mans dick.

19. When Chriss was asked if he was an 'ass or tits' man, Chriss say ass. He say men don't usually have tits.

20. Chriss say he think he completely safe from ever being raped by a gay man. Chriss say: 'I'm a pussy'.

21. Chriss say he can always tell if a guy is gay by looking to see how lovely his ass is.

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2852143]ILB2,

It is best said by post #1 on this thread:

One addition, mother's are off limits. Don't say anything about anyone's mother.

Just an observation, there seems to be lots of posts by guy's that I have chose to put on "ignore," so I can only imagine the dribble they write (I tend to put guys on ignore that have been caught writing fake reviews, pretty much anything else I can put up with). So, there are about a half dozen or so that tend to write fake reviews and it is an interesting coincidence that they also tend to post here, presumably more useless bullshit.

On the useful side, there has also been some pretty good conversation on restaurants and other food related topics. Who would have thought?

C3.[/QUOTE]Thank You kindly.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2852143]ILB2,

It is best said by post #1 on this thread:

One addition, mother's are off limits. Don't say anything about anyone's mother.

Just an observation, there seems to be lots of posts by guy's that I have chose to put on "ignore," so I can only imagine the dribble they write (I tend to put guys on ignore that have been caught writing fake reviews, pretty much anything else I can put up with). So, there are about a half dozen or so that tend to write fake reviews and it is an interesting coincidence that they also tend to post here, presumably more useless bullshit.

On the useful side, there has also been some pretty good conversation on restaurants and other food related topics. Who would have thought?

C3.[/QUOTE]The whole mom thing started because Jax's mom is a super nice lady, so we thought in her honor no "your mom is a (insert banned word)" would be allowed.

Question; some asshole is trolling me by PM. He's taken to calling me a ball less peon. Just curious, is there anything more pathetic than a guy who is trolling somebody he thinks is a ball less peon?" Seriously how bad must his life suck?

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2853211]First I hope you enjoy your beach trip. Second, I'm super glad you aren't interested in meeting ladies on your trip as I am not and have not been in the BIZ for some time. Third I don't don't go to bars so can't help you out there and last but not least my hidden treasure restaurants I like to keep UTR. Enjoy your trip.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Not going to lie but you make me sound so creepy! I pm some people that I saw post on the daytona page frequently for some local recommendations. LOL.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2853371]Not going to lie but you make me sound so creepy! I pm some people that I saw post on the daytona page frequently for some local recommendations. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2853211]First I hope you enjoy your beach trip. Second, I'm super glad you aren't interested in meeting ladies on your trip as I am not and have not been in the BIZ for some time. Third I don't don't go to bars so can't help you out there and last but not least my hidden treasure restaurants I like to keep UTR. Enjoy your trip.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Swags, Lemonade is a complete IDIOT. I personally hope's he goes away and NEVER fucking comes back to Orlando. One LESS asshole for me to spit on.

Chris5.

Chriss won the World Twinkie-Eating Championship.

He eat 121 Twinkie-boys in 6 minutes!

He sure like sucking them cream fillings out them cute little twinkie-boys.

Chriss, we demand you tell us how all them cream fillings taste!

Lmfao!

What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot!