Massage Parlor Reports

Last time I knew they were closed.

[QUOTE=NuruLover;3501094]Do you have a link? I thought they were shut down.[/QUOTE]

Yun and Lux, its a fucking shame what they've become. Money should be given as a reward, for going above and beyond the call of duty. If I get great service, I'm going to tip extra, and remember the girl so I can see them again. That's how you build up a loyal customer. I'm lucky I get to travel to Michigan so often, there's one place I can always go to, I'll always get what I want from the same provider, who'll treat me like I'm a god.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;3499812]Went to Yun last week for my final time. Everything that used to be decent about it is now gone.

I drew a very nice looking Korean. Slim, pretty face, nice bolt ons. But she was all business from the get go. Tried to get an hour session, but she told me "No. This isn't massage parlor, baby. You get half hour. " Okaaay. Well, the haggling started immediately. She wanted. 4 over the standard. But I stuck to my guns and threatened to walk. She eventually caved but the mood was ruined and the experience was rushed and not very pleasant.

This is all very unfortunate because she was hot. And even a little effort on her part to make it enjoyable might have garnered a return visit. But I'm done with the haggling for rushed half-assed experience. I'd gladly pay over the standard for a full hour of effort and kindness. And I even tried to explain that to her. But she seemed content on the minimum, so she received the minimum donation.

Oh well, I think I'm done with AMPs for a long time. I'm going to start looking for a reliable independent provider.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NuruLover;3501094]Do you have a link? I thought they were shut down.[/QUOTE]Just google / M2 spa Dundee backpage / and you will see their sparkling ad. Keep in mind that promised reopening is total BS, actually they've never been shot down completely, just removed all extras from their menu.

The ad I found is from 2015. Nothing more current.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3501352]Just google / M2 spa Dundee backpage / and you will see their sparkling ad. Keep in mind that promised reopening is total BS, actually they've never been shot down completely, just removed all extras from their menu.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3501382]The ad I found is from 2015. Nothing more current.[/QUOTE]I found the same ad I'm surprised I've never been here. I've been in the neighborhood many times. I'm always curious where they find the models and usually sexy pictures even if they are legit. I have to check this place out posted below in Monroe WI of all places. Some of the ads they have posted are more risque'.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-1-spa-grand-open-two-hot-asian-4-hands-welcome-visit-now/23164143[/URL]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3501382]The ad I found is from 2015. Nothing more current.[/QUOTE]I drove by after the ad came down months ago and parked in the usual spot in the back. There was a work van there, all of the windows were open and it looked like it was being cleaned out.

Sadly.

Had some time yesterday to visit Oakton again. This time I drew Summer. She gives 8/10 for massage and her skills are very good. She knows how to relieve stress by pressing in the right places. After the flip, she's amazing. Jr. Got, from what I can describe, is a Lingam massage. No rush well oiled slow build up. Also second hot towel used for clean up. I may have new ATF. More frontal massage after cleanup and got full hour. Door fee. 65 and tip. 45.

[QUOTE=HandsomeDan;3502485]Had some time yesterday to visit Oakton again. This time I drew Summer. She gives 8/10 for massage and her skills are very good. She knows how to relieve stress by pressing in the right places. After the flip, she's amazing. Jr. Got, from what I can describe, is a Lingam massage. No rush well oiled slow build up. Also second hot towel used for clean up. I may have new ATF. More frontal massage after cleanup and got full hour. Door fee. 65 and tip. 45.[/QUOTE]Summers finish is outstanding one of my favorite don't try to touch she doesn't like it so why bother. June is more approachable I have raised up her top a few times.

A nice B cup but her finish is not as good as Summers.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3502824]Summers finish is outstanding one of my favorite don't try to touch she doesn't like it so why bother. June is more approachable I have raised up her top a few times.

A nice B cup but her finish is not as good as Summers.[/QUOTE]I always thought Summer was the only one here based on other reviews. I tried to stop in once but the place was closed for the day.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;3502846]I always thought Summer was the only one here based on other reviews. I tried to stop in once but the place was closed for the day.[/QUOTE]No there are two working June and Summer I go every couple of weeks usually not very busy I like both of them but neither is very attractive.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3503731]No there are two working June and Summer I go every couple of weeks usually not very busy I like both of them but neither is very attractive.[/QUOTE]I've been there many times, below are my observations:

1. Summer is a professional MT, but she doesn't want or can't apply enough pressure and her massage is week.

2. Every time it's exactly the same, so, to me, it's become boring experience.

3. She rarely smiles, keeps distance physically and emotionally.

4. Really hates to be touched.

5. Looks like a boy. Some actually might like it, but not me.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3504146]I've been there many times, below are my observations:

1. Summer is a professional MT, but she doesn't want or can't apply enough pressure and her massage is week.

2. Every time it's exactly the same, so, to me, it's become boring experience.

3. She rarely smiles, keeps distance physically and emotionally.

4. Really hates to be touched.

5. Looks like a boy. Some actually might like it, but not me.[/QUOTE]I won't be going there. I really like AD Massage in Bartlett. Rocket Dork.

AD massage is in Carol Stream.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3504351]I won't be going there. I really like AD Massage in Bartlett. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Walker333;3504146]I've been there many times, below are my observations:

1. Summer is a professional MT, but she doesn't want or can't apply enough pressure and her massage is week.

2. Every time it's exactly the same, so, to me, it's become boring experience.

3. She rarely smiles, keeps distance physically and emotionally.

4. Really hates to be touched.

5. Looks like a boy. Some actually might like it, but not me.[/QUOTE]I have seen Summer at least once monthly for 2 years. Massage never varies, she at least with me does open up and will allow topless (nice B implants). BTW other then OTC may take a lifetime.

Thanks to everyone's advice on Exercise. I decide to give it another shot earlier this week. I stopped by at lunch when the mall seemed busy, parked a couple of doors over and walked into Exercise. I was lead to a room and Suzie came in for my massage. Massage was OK but on the flip wanted more than I was willing to give, eventually we came to an agreement we both could live with and I left happy.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3504464]AD massage is in Carol Stream.[/QUOTE]Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=LetsPlay2;3505276]Thanks to everyone's advice on Exercise. I decide to give it another shot earlier this week. I stopped by at lunch when the mall seemed busy, parked a couple of doors over and walked into Exercise. I was lead to a room and Suzie came in for my massage. Massage was OK but on the flip wanted more than I was willing to give, eventually we came to an agreement we both could live with and I left happy.[/QUOTE]I had same thing happen. I had not been here since it was the old owners of the spa. Had the table shower where it was all business. In the room after 10 minutes she asked what I wanted and I said CBJ. She said that I had to pay in advance saying that I have never seen you before. Then she proceeded with the crazy pricing numbers!! She actually said 80 would be for HE, 100 CBJ and I didn't even let her get to the next level. I stood up and started getting dressed saying I wasted my money coming here. She said honey, for 80 I can give you HE, and I said you are crazy. Gave me the old speech of next time bring more money and that all the places charge this. She leaves the room saying she wanted to get water but she talked to the mms and came back saying ok, this time I will give you CBJ for 80.00 which was still high but I took that offer against my better judgement. I figured I had already spent 80 for the door fee so if I went somewhere else I would be spending much more in the end. Gave this place a shot but I won't be returning.

Sounds like I'm not going here. As soon as the bone kill starts I'm out the door.

[QUOTE=BlueUc;3506620]I had same thing happen. I had not been here since it was the old owners of the spa. Had the table shower where it was all business. In the room after 10 minutes she asked what I wanted and I said CBJ. She said that I had to pay in advance saying that I have never seen you before. Then she proceeded with the crazy pricing numbers!! She actually said 80 would be for HE, 100 CBJ and I didn't even let her get to the next level. I stood up and started getting dressed saying I wasted my money coming here. She said honey, for 80 I can give you HE, and I said you are crazy. Gave me the old speech of next time bring more money and that all the places charge this. She leaves the room saying she wanted to get water but she talked to the mms and came back saying ok, this time I will give you CBJ for 80.00 which was still high but I took that offer against my better judgement. I figured I had already spent 80 for the door fee so if I went somewhere else I would be spending much more in the end. Gave this place a shot but I won't be returning.[/QUOTE]

Went to exercise yesterday.

Had lily for the first time and she was really good.

FS and all great BJ skills too.

Ill be seeing her again, she's up there with nani.

I gave her $140.

She won't give me a rusty trombone though.

Trying to find a provider for that.

[QUOTE=MickSwagger;3506973]Went to exercise yesterday.

Had lily for the first time and she was really good.

FS and all great BJ skills too.

Ill be seeing her again, she's up there with nani.

I gave her $140.

She won't give me a rusty trombone though.

Trying to find a provider for that.[/QUOTE]If you ever find a place, let me know please. I would love to experience this thing called a rusty trombone.

Tried calling to set up appt with Nani, seems she is gone. Tried Lily but wasn't available or something. I was on the fence with Tiffany, any thoughts on the other MT's there?

[QUOTE=YTruck;3513333]Tried calling to set up appt with Nani, seems she is gone. Tried Lily but wasn't available or something. I was on the fence with Tiffany, any thoughts on the other MT's there?[/QUOTE]Tiffany is cute but all business.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3513476]Tiffany is cute but all business.[/QUOTE]Yeah my last experience with her waa. Par at best. Used some teeth during CBJ, a bit dead fish and had no idea what do when I flipped her over.

Hoping I could try another mt but so far from other reports, it doesn't seem any better. May wait some time to see if they get some new ones in.

Tiffany sux don't get her.

She keeps her legs half closed so you can't go all the way in.

Sounds like a waste of time. I would come out thinking I threw away money.

[QUOTE=YTruck;3513492]Yeah my last experience with her waa. Par at best. Used some teeth during CBJ, a bit dead fish and had no idea what do when I flipped her over.

Hoping I could try another mt but so far from other reports, it doesn't seem any better. May wait some time to see if they get some new ones in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MickSwagger;3517932]Tiffany sux don't get her.

She keeps her legs half closed so you can't go all the way in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Duffie;3512881]If you ever find a place, let me know please. I would love to experience this thing called a rusty trombone.[/QUOTE]Try Penny at Exercise.

[QUOTE=HandsomeDan;3502485]Had some time yesterday to visit Oakton again. This time I drew Summer. She gives 8/10 for massage and her skills are very good. She knows how to relieve stress by pressing in the right places.[/QUOTE]Will have to concur. She did a nice job. I was impressed and will return. She did request calling for appointment, which I will do in the future.

Stopped at yun even tho I said I'd stick with exercise but its an easy in and out.

Drew Apple and she is really good, one of my new favs.

Wild and crazy.

Try.

[QUOTE=MickSwagger;3532726]Stopped at yun even tho I said I'd stick with exercise but its an easy in and out.

Drew Apple and she is really good, one of my new favs.

Wild and crazy.

Try.[/QUOTE]Can you, please, be more specific about apple's wildness and craziness.

How does she compare to Bobbi?

Drew a no name here this week. 40 but filled her MT uniform nicely. No negotiation. Still say Nani is numero uno if she'll still around.

Had an ok experience at New Life, 50 for hhr, standard with good effort from an older not so attractive asian for 40 tip. Allowed roaming and raised her shirt. Nothing special.

Any idea if Bozema left town, or is she working somewhere else in the area? I miss her moist, warm snacks along with a great massage.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;3535729]Had an ok experience at New Life, 50 for hhr, standard with good effort from an older not so attractive asian for 40 tip. Allowed roaming and raised her shirt. Nothing special.[/QUOTE]Every so often you'll hear a story about someone getting FS at New Lfe and hw they were also younger. I have yet to see anyone working there under 55, and never got FS. Therefore, I question those posts and suspect they may be written by them in order to drive an uptick in business. Twice (couple of years ago) I was able to get a CBJ on two occasions from 2 different providers. However, both were old, so old they were probably hot during the Ming Dynasty. Last visit was a few months ago. I was only able to get standard finish and some breast play (They were nice beats though). Had a felling that is the norm since she pulled up her loose fitting shirt and wasn't wearing a bra. New Life is usually good for a good massage and guaranteed HJ with breast play, but that's it, plus they are always older. What happens to the young hotties that work Exercise, or Ivy. Once they hit the wall they end up at places like New Life, and unwilling to go the extra mile.

Recently stopped by Exercise on a whim. Drew a relatively older lady that didn't really get my motor running. Didn't catch her name. Before the massage started my rationality took the upper hand and I asked for my money back and left. I went home and serviced myself. No point in dropping 200 bucks when the girl doesn't raise your flag. The big head won this time! Now I have beer money for the week. Don't be afraid to walk when things aren't up to par my friends.

[QUOTE=GMan25;3538032]Every so often you'll hear a story about someone getting FS at New Lfe and hw they were also younger. I have yet to see anyone working there under 55, and never got FS. Therefore, I question those posts and suspect they may be written by them in order to drive an uptick in business. Twice (couple of years ago) I was able to get a CBJ on two occasions from 2 different providers. However, both were old, so old they were probably hot during the Ming Dynasty. Last visit was a few months ago. I was only able to get standard finish and some breast play (They were nice beats though). Had a felling that is the norm since she pulled up her loose fitting shirt and wasn't wearing a bra. New Life is usually good for a good massage and guaranteed HJ with breast play, but that's it, plus they are always older. What happens to the young hotties that work Exercise, or Ivy. Once they hit the wall they end up at places like New Life, and unwilling to go the extra mile.[/QUOTE]When I was there, she went right to playing with my balls from the start without hesitation. There was probably more available but I wasn't buying, she wasn't that attractive to make it worth it.

I haven't tried Lux of late due to the oldness, any takers recently, any better?

Any suggestions on Yun vs Exercise, as long as I bring my own hat?

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;3543212]Recently stopped by Exercise on a whim. Drew a relatively older lady that didn't really get my motor running. Didn't catch her name. Before the massage started my rationality took the upper hand and I asked for my money back and left. I went home and serviced myself. No point in dropping 200 bucks when the girl doesn't raise your flag. The big head won this time! Now I have beer money for the week. Don't be afraid to walk when things aren't up to par my friends.[/QUOTE]You should have haggled over the tip with yourself first for the full effect haha!

[QUOTE=Seldon69;3544511]I haven't tried Lux of late due to the oldness, any takers recently, any better?

Any suggestions on Yun vs Exercise, as long as I bring my own hat?[/QUOTE]I went about a month ago, it started off bad and got worse. The crypt keeper MS didn't recognize me for some reason, the MT that I got was middle aged and a 5, she didn't flirt back and started me off covered with a sheet. I felt like a heel, but I didn't like how it was going so I ended it. This was my second time with this MT so I knew I'd get a HJ at the end, but it wouldn't be worth the time or money. Surprisingly, she offered a full refund of the door fee, which I took. I won't be back anytime soon.

My understanding is that the crazy huge "three forms of ID" lady works M-F.

Always bring your own cover. It doesn't make sense for them to keep rubbers on site. If they get a visit from LE, it's hard to explain why they need to keep 20 rubbers in their purse, much less why they have managed to accumulate 20 used rubbers in the waste bin. I understand why they would wash and re roll condoms so I don't put myself in that position. I just reread your OP and see that you weren't asking that, I'll leave this in here as a PSA for others.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;3543212]Recently stopped by Exercise on a whim. Drew a relatively older lady that didn't really get my motor running. Didn't catch her name. Before the massage started my rationality took the upper hand and I asked for my money back and left. I went home and serviced myself. No point in dropping 200 bucks when the girl doesn't raise your flag. The big head won this time! Now I have beer money for the week. Don't be afraid to walk when things aren't up to par my friends.[/QUOTE]200 bucks is beer money for one week? You're a lightweight! LOL. I kid, I kid.

Good for bailing. Hopefully the spa owners will get the message and get some better talent.