Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Humfit7;4765357]I messaged a couple people l A few weeks back but if anyone wants a mediocre AMP with basic finish stop on in, just one working so YMMV and good luck.[/QUOTE]Post #1737. Titled Spring St. Date 04/29/20. That wasn't that long ago, and reading previous posts, that lady was there for quite some time. I was lost in some of your distorted Grammer so I didn't catch everything. I don't follow men into massage parlors, and the fantasy about another man licking your nut off of a providers tits, well, to each his own. Doesn't get my rocks off though. Jealousy is an ugly thing though. Maybe I posted things that some of them did for me that has never happened for you. There's times when providers don't like me and I clearly said this in the past, but excuse me for bragging when they do. I must be the first monger to do so. By the way, I find it VERY productive to to reiterate another mongers post, in which he is informing us what unhygienic events took place during his visit. I shouldn't need to reiterate, but if you look above at your post, that I reposted, I clearly do. Oh and your posts are so helpful. Leading us all to that Spring water, huh? Oh you always insist on clean sheets and towels? That is what you said, right? Is it the same shooken out towel, rolled and folded, and UNWASHED with blended in nut stains, that she placed with the rest of them to be made to look clean. smh. Learn to read efficiently bro. Checkmate.

[QUOTE=Kynkydzyrz69;4782710]Wellness has always been very clean just not a lot of variety on the menu, have had a few extras in the past. Always good for a rub and relief.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I never been to Wellness, but may stop by later this year assuming the curve is completely flattened, and we don't get a 2nd wave of the virus. They've said Marion County has done well compared to other places in minimizing infection. Tokyo was my 'go to' for most of last year and I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's a very clean spa. In my humble opinion.

[QUOTE=Shaft22;4783154]Thanks for the info. I never been to Wellness, but may stop by later this year assuming the curve is completely flattened, and we don't get a 2nd wave of the virus. They've said Marion County has done well compared to other places in minimizing infection. Tokyo was my 'go to' for most of last year and I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's a very clean spa. In my humble opinion.[/QUOTE]Being in The Villages, Wellness has been my go to. It is clean and there is no negotiating. 90-95% of the time you will get a great TS, a good rub and a nice tug. If you do get something extra, it's because she likes you, not because she needs to. Usually a standard tip makes your therapist very happy but a little extra is always good customer appreciation should any extras be offered.

[QUOTE=Shaft22;4782589]If she's not changing the towels consistently, or at all, then I'd bet my bottom dollar that the same goes for the sheets customers are laying on. I guess when you're so thirsty, you'll drink from anywhere, even a dirty pond. LOL. I do appreciate the info you gave on this place, and I'm sure I'm not the only 1.

GAME CHANGER: You never know with women sometimes. You have to use your intuition, but I see a lot of green lights in your situation. I would dip my toes in the the water a bit (not the Spring Water) Sorry, I couldn't resist. lol. Of course, like you said there's a chance your relationship with her could go bad if you make a move, but I think she giving you the signs bro. Sounds like FS potential to me.[/QUOTE]

Careful 1- I have to call it like I see it and I took a huge towel of my own and soap for my shower. Careful 2- I'm going to see what happens during the next massage at her house. I may bring the subject up casually in conversation just to see where it goes. After that I'll schedule one at the shop and see what happens there. As far as the Spring Water goes, I'm hunting for another well for my sipping and dipping! LOL.

[QUOTE=HorneyBear;4783668]Careful 1- I have to call it like I see it and I took a huge towel of my own and soap for my shower. Careful 2- I'm going to see what happens during the next massage at her house. I may bring the subject up casually in conversation just to see where it goes. After that I'll schedule one at the shop and see what happens there. As far as the Spring Water goes, I'm hunting for another well for my sipping and dipping! LOL.[/QUOTE]I think you should definitely play your Cards at her home. It seems like she may at least be willing to deal in a 'handy' but I wouldn't 'fold' on this 1 if I was dealt such a good 'hand.' If I'm at her crib, alone with her, then that's enough. I'm not into orgys, so I wouldn't need 'Two Pair.' Her and I would be a 'Full House' and I'm going for the 'Royal Flush.'

In all seriousness though, your #1680 Post was an eye opener for me, and I bet for a lot of others. I will be taking precautions at every spa I go to going foward.

[QUOTE=Shaft22;4784111]I think you should definitely play your Cards at her home. It seems like she may at least be willing to deal in a 'handy' but I wouldn't 'fold' on this 1 if I was dealt such a good 'hand.' If I'm at her crib, alone with her, then that's enough. I'm not into orgys, so I wouldn't need 'Two Pair.' Her and I would be a 'Full House' and I'm going for the 'Royal Flush.'

In all seriousness though, your #1680 Post was an eye opener for me, and I bet for a lot of others. I will be taking precautions at every spa I go to going foward.[/QUOTE]If it turns out she is very friendly please share with us.

[QUOTE=Kynkydzyrz69;4784803]If it turns out she is very friendly please share with us.[/QUOTE]Naw bro, while I have took a Legit Massage Therapist to a restaurant 1 night, then later that week to my crib, back in late 2018, it's HornyBear that's the lucky one right now. He's the one with the provider. He posted his situation, and I was metaphorically and hypothetically saying what I would try to do if I was in his current situation. Honestly speaking, cause I'd rather be honest than bs, when I got something going on like that with a provider, I'm probably not going to share her info, especially if she requests that I don't. Me being a loyal person, plus having a great sense of gratitude for when a provider takes good care of me, makes it hard for me. Anyway, I was only telling him what I would do, but at the end of the day, we all have our own charm. It's like mixing chemicals. Each 1 of us are different, factor that in with some of these unpredictable providers and you never know what you may come up with.

I just called Maple in Ocala and they are opening on Friday. Tomorrow. Yeah. Called pings and Tokyo no answer.

[QUOTE=OcalaMale67;4785719]I just called Maple in Ocala and they are opening on Friday. Tomorrow. Yeah. Called pings and Tokyo no answer.[/QUOTE]I wish I had known this before I spent my money at the new place in Belleview!

I really needed to get my itch scratched after my incident with the LMT. I dreamt that I was riding my steed down 441 just as you reach the village of Belleview and remembered a new establishment on the east side of the road near Mojo's eatery so I pulled in. The lights were on and the door unlocked! I was greeted by a veiled and gloved damsel of apparent middling years, who inquired as to my wishes and informed me that half of an hour of time would set me back eight pieces of silver. I explained that I was looking to get the dust blown off after a long journey. Alas, it was not to be. She was able to provide some musculature relief and gave me a Hand with some other issues that popped up. Unfortunately the Fair Maiden was to enamored with the content of my coin purse than with customer satisfaction. After a heated negotiation we arrived at the mutually unsatisfactory sum of eight more pieces of silver for the lady to divest herself of her encumbering garments and give me a hand. I say mutually unsatisfactory due to her refusal to stand near enough for accessibility whilst giving me that hand which I so desperately needed and threw me from the establishment after a paltry fifteen minutes! All in all it was a somewhat acceptable time period for a total of one gold coin and six silver ones. I don't know that I would stop there in future travels if another establishment were open Nearby.

[QUOTE=HorneyBear;4786681]I really needed to get my itch scratched after my incident with the LMT. I dreamt that I was riding my steed down 441 just as you reach the village of Belleview and remembered a new establishment on the east side of the road near Mojo's eatery so I pulled in. The lights were on and the door unlocked! I was greeted by a veiled and gloved damsel of apparent middling years, who inquired as to my wishes and informed me that half of an hour of time would set me back eight pieces of silver. I explained that I was looking to get the dust blown off after a long journey. Alas, it was not to be. She was able to provide some musculature relief and gave me a Hand with some other issues that popped up. Unfortunately the Fair Maiden was to enamored with the content of my coin purse than with customer satisfaction. After a heated negotiation we arrived at the mutually unsatisfactory sum of eight more pieces of silver for the lady to divest herself of her encumbering garments and give me a hand. I say mutually unsatisfactory due to her refusal to stand near enough for accessibility whilst giving me that hand which I so desperately needed and threw me from the establishment after a paltry fifteen minutes! All in all it was a somewhat acceptable time period for a total of one gold coin and six silver ones. I don't know that I would stop there in future travels if another establishment were open Nearby.[/QUOTE]Thank you for that report HornyBear. I was thinking of stopping there today. I'll just pass and wait for BEST to open.

[QUOTE=OcalaDude;4786947]Thank you for that report HornyBear. I was thinking of stopping there today. I'll just pass and wait for BEST to open.[/QUOTE]Haven't been to Best in a while. Please report if you go. Thanks.

[QUOTE=OcalaDude;4786947]Thank you for that report HornyBear. I was thinking of stopping there today. I'll just pass and wait for BEST to open.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WoodMaker;4787770]Haven't been to Best in a while. Please report if you go. Thanks.[/QUOTE]They are named Best for a reason! If you want a good massage and handshake, this is the place to go in that area. I quit giving reviews because it's so predictably good and the service doesn't change.

Called them today and the lady said they are opening back up June 1th.

Anybody local here do Table Showers with the women naked? Or am I going to have to go North to Gaines? Or down to Orlando.

I had a table shower at Wellness, Maple and. Another place. None offered nude ladies.

Have twice recently gone to Asian massage in Belleview, the one near Hardees. Have gotten a good massage there many times before, only once with HE. She's a nice lady but old and not attractive. First time (a couple of weeks ago when things opened up) she went right to HE at the end without me asking. 2nd time towards the end of my massage she had already taken the next customer and settled him in the room when she came back and offered me HE. Passed this time, as I really only needed the massage.

Went to Lakeview the other day also. Open sign was not lit but I stopped and the door was open. Keke still working there, took me to the room, gave a decent massage. For the finish she offered HE, but fully clothed and stayed WELL out of touching distance. Insisted on no touching, not even over clothes. Not the usual ending I get there. Not at all.

Before going there I stopped in at Villages Massage. Went to back door, had to knock a few times. Sara answered the door, finally, in regular clothes (bad sign). Told me to call and make an appointment for 3 hours later as they were busy. Masks were worn by the ladies at all the above locations.

[QUOTE=Hunter005;4794152]Have twice recently gone to Asian massage in Belleview, the one near Hardees. Have gotten a good massage there many times before, only once with HE. She's a nice lady but old and not attractive. First time (a couple of weeks ago when things opened up) she went right to HE at the end without me asking. 2nd time towards the end of my massage she had already taken the next customer and settled him in the room when she came back and offered me HE. Passed this time, as I really only needed the massage.

Went to Lakeview the other day also. Open sign was not lit but I stopped and the door was open. Keke still working there, took me to the room, gave a decent massage. For the finish she offered HE, but fully clothed and stayed WELL out of touching distance. Insisted on no touching, not even over clothes. Not the usual ending I get there. Not at all.

Before going there I stopped in at Villages Massage. Went to back door, had to knock a few times. Sara answered the door, finally, in regular clothes (bad sign). Told me to call and make an appointment for 3 hours later as they were busy. Masks were worn by the ladies at all the above locations.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, haven't been to Lakeview may try it after things get back to somewhat normal. Tokyo has been my personal favorite so far outside of going to Orlando.

A couple of the Gainesville places are open (Lucky Q 32x0 block NW 13th St, Massage Masters 8x0 block 13th St).

[QUOTE=FranklyScarlet;4794811]A couple of the Gainesville places are open (Lucky Q 32x0 block NW 13th St, Massage Masters 8x0 block 13th St).[/QUOTE]Are the services there very good? Rates average?

I was riding my trusty steed upon a Shady Road and got hungry for pancakes with syrup. I dreamt that I found an establishment that reminded me of Canada. Alas, a masked maid exited and asked if I would like to enter before she closed for the evening. I of course said yes and immediately found a good place for my steed to rest while I partook of the available menu. The maid was close in age to a matron and stated her name as Wendy. What could be seen around the mask was not unattractive and her build was not thin, but well fleshed with a little extra padding. She indicated that the menu was full and open although things would be closing soon so I would have to finish my business in half of the hour. I inquired as to the price for everything on the menu and was told two gold coins and five silver ones on top of the entry fee of five silver coins! I explained that as the evening was short this was her last opportunity to acquire coinage before the morrow and that I had but one gold coin and one silver coin left. After showing her that my coin purse was nearly empty, she concluded that she would be better off with the contents of my purse than without it. Upon completion of fiduciary matters, we began business in earnest. Our conversation took us from talks of missions and missionaries to the best way to walk a dog. As is my custom after finishing I made sure to spread the leftovers out upon the table and table linens. To my dismay, she merely rearranged the the cloths and placed them for the next customer to use. It was at this point that I awoke and realized that my dream was a nightmare as a result of the uncleanliness of the establishment. I have come to the conclusion that I must force my poor beast to carry me to other localities if I am to find a clean table upon which to dine.

[QUOTE=Kynkydzyrz69;4794554]Thanks for the info, haven't been to Lakeview may try it after things get back to somewhat normal. Tokyo has been my personal favorite so far outside of going to Orlando.[/QUOTE]Keke was all paranoid about the virus, wearing a mask and not letting me touch her over her clothes. But apparently the virus doesn't live in my ass crack, as she spent a lot of time in there.

[QUOTE=Hunter005;4795596]Keke was all paranoid about the virus, wearing a mask and not letting me touch her over her clothes. But apparently the virus doesn't live in my ass crack, as she spent a lot of time in there.[/QUOTE]Love that ass play! One time at Lakeview, as the moment was just approaching, a finger slipped in the back door. Talk about busting a nut! Whew!

Went to maple and she was masked and gloved. But full service is available. 50 for 30 minutes for the house. She was ok looking. But kind of restricted she asked for 200 I got it down to 160.

They are open since yesterday. Only doing half hours. Want you to wear a mask. Only HJs. Spray you down with rubbing alcohol going in and out. Not worth it yet IMO.

Called Pings. Was told only 1/2 hour and by reservation for $50. Fine. Made reservation and drove there at appointed time. Was told both girls were busy could I come back in 45 minutes. Told her I made an appointment. She said some other guy cane in, asked if he had appointment, he said yes (apparently a lie) and in he went in my appointment time. They don't do any verification of appointments so it's jut a crap shoot. No guarantee that if I went back 45 minutes later I wouldn't get shafted again, so I just told her what a shitty system they have and took my blue balls home. It's every monger for himself so don't waste your time making an appointment or going there anytime soon.

[QUOTE=Kynkydzyrz69;4795141]Are the services there very good? Rates average?[/QUOTE]The places that are open further north are giving decent massages and HE but probably not more for now. Rates 60 for hour but you might be better just going for half.

A new AMP will be opening next door to Carquest in Belleview. From what I gather it will be a one person parlor, don't know any particulars it will be in about 1 month.

I went there last week, she wore gloves a mask and goggles the whole time. It was a little off putting but I was OK with it. Table shower was good, same as pre rona. Massage was a little lack luster but not terrible. On the flip she is very into it and that makes a big difference, much better than the mechanical ones. Overall good but a little pricey.

[QUOTE=Scott1408;4814467]I went there last week, she wore gloves a mask and goggles the whole time. It was a little off putting but I was OK with it. Table shower was good, same as pre rona. Massage was a little lack luster but not terrible. On the flip she is very into it and that makes a big difference, much better than the mechanical ones. Overall good but a little pricey.[/QUOTE]Can you share what a little pricey is and menu.

[QUOTE=LuvPlaying;4814615]Can you share what a little pricey is and menu.[/QUOTE]6 for HE 1 for top less negotiated for .8 I think more but didn't ask.

Drove by Tokyo yesterday and their open sign was on. Two cars in the parking lot. No time to stop and indulge but at least they appear to be back in business.

I always go to AMPs for the full hour as I enjoy a long tease before the finish. In the current climate some AMPs are only doing 1/2 hours. If. 80 plus. 40 is the norm for the hour, and they charge. 50 for the 1/2 hour, is. 40 still expected for a simple HE or will. 20 be the norm? If they collect. 80 & . 40 (20) for the hour, they would get $. 4 for two 1/2 hours with. 20 tip, but $. 8 for two hours with. 40 tip. That would be a nice increase in the take if they require only 1/2 hour visits. Or should I expect much pouting for a. 20 tip on the 1/2 hour?

Drove by Wellness, lights on inside no open sign on though. Maybe tomorrow I'll stop and knock.

[QUOTE=Kynkydzyrz69;4816675]Drove by Wellness, lights on inside no open sign on though. Maybe tomorrow I'll stop and knock.[/QUOTE]I called them yesterday but there was no answer and their phone message box was full. Hopefully you will find them open or get a date for their opening.

[QUOTE=AmpForever;4816401]I always go to AMPs for the full hour as I enjoy a long tease before the finish. In the current climate some AMPs are only doing 1/2 hours. If. 80 plus. 40 is the norm for the hour, and they charge. 50 for the 1/2 hour, is. 40 still expected for a simple HE or will. 20 be the norm? If they collect. 80 & . 40 (20) for the hour, they would get $. 4 for two 1/2 hours with. 20 tip, but $. 8 for two hours with. 40 tip. That would be a nice increase in the take if they require only 1/2 hour visits. Or should I expect much pouting for a. 20 tip on the 1/2 hour?[/QUOTE]Heck I got pouting for a 4 tip on the half hours session.

[QUOTE=Craiglyszt;4817454]Heck I got pouting for a 4 tip on the half hours session.[/QUOTE]Was the extra only a HE or was more service provided?

Wellness has some activity, lights were off this time knocked and no answer. But according to previous post Tokyo is a good destination.

[QUOTE=Craiglyszt;4817454]Heck I got pouting for a 4 tip on the half hours session.[/QUOTE]OK I give up. What is pouting?

[QUOTE=OcalaDude;4818911]OK I give up. What is pouting?[/QUOTE][URL]https://images.app.goo.gl/om2hRnqjuW5rvCTr5[/URL]

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It often works to get more of your money.[/QUOTE]For the second image: "That is so teeny I guess its only worth a 20-dollar tip".