Massage Parlor Reports

Going to Gulf Shores for a few days can anybody recommend a good AMP in the area. The closest I know of for sure is Panama City to far to drive.

Gulf Shores is about an hours drive from Mobile, they have several to choose from. Check out their board.

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;2139374]Gulf Shores is about an hours drive from Mobile, they have several to choose from. Check out their board.[/QUOTE]Should have been more specific in my request. I am looking for the kind of place that looks like a legit massage place on the outside but gives HJ's like the place I found in Panama City called Su's and the place here in town mentioned by two nuts a couple of weeks ago. Feel free to PM me. Want to be able to tell the misses getting a legit massage.

Thanks.

I'm (fairly recently) new in town and haven't found what I'm looking for yet. I've RTFF and it seems there are slim pickins for what I want.

I'm not interested in an escort (lots of review there). Just a good non-AMP in-call massage with a non-mechanical HE with mutual touching.

Are there any LMT's or body rub experts that fit this bill in the 459/280 area?

Feel free to PM me the answers if you don't want to post generally. I'll provide "proof" to Senior Members that I'm legit by sharing what data I have been able to collect locally but have been asked not to post.

CjX.

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2139533]Should have been more specific in my request. I am looking for the kind of place that looks like a legit massage place on the outside but gives HJ's like the place I found in Panama City called Su's and the place here in town mentioned by two nuts a couple of weeks ago. Feel free to PM me. Want to be able to tell the misses getting a legit massage.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I'm in the same boat. Here on vacation. PM me if you have any luck.

That's Lana from Huntsville. She is FS MILF who provides good GFE / PSE sessions.

I doubt if her body rub would be any good but maybe somone here knows otherwise.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-bodys-rubs-with-a-new-girl-in-town-99/10137492[/URL]

Pics are accurate. She is BBW, face is okay but her huge body not so much. Her massage if you could call it that sucks and her HJ ending is just okay. Definitely not worth the buck fourthly I gave her for 50 minutes I was there. And yes she asked for tip as I was walking out!!

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/till-friday-morning-only-it-is-a-very-short-visit-37/5961093[/URL]

I haven't checked myself but was wondering are any still open? I've had two close calls this year one in Birmingham and one near the Al. - Tn line off of 65 north. Pine Tree was raided within a week of my visit. The VIP was busy one day so I thought I would come back a couple of days later. They got raided on that busy day! Whew! That would have been shitsville for me.

Trying hard to understand the logic of picking on AMP. Even harder to understand why they raid them in SWAT uniforms. All this time I've had the wrong impression of these places. I thought they want to make you feel stress free? Guess SWAT will only know for now.

On another note any more info on the guy and his wife meeting the tag team dou posted on here earlier this week.

[QUOTE=EricShunn;2145421]I haven't checked myself but was wondering are any still open? I've had two close calls this year one in Birmingham and one near the Al. - Tn line off of 65 north. Pine Tree was raided within a week of my visit. The VIP was busy one day so I thought I would come back a couple of days later. They got raided on that busy day! Whew! That would have been shitsville for me.

Trying hard to understand the logic of picking on AMP. Even harder to understand why they raid them in SWAT uniforms. All this time I've had the wrong impression of these places. I thought they want to make you feel stress free? Guess SWAT will only know for now.

On another note any more info on the guy and his wife meeting the tag team dou posted on here earlier this week.[/QUOTE]As far as I know they are all closed. To the best of my knowledge VIP was the last one (and not a good one from what I've read) and since the be'ham City Council decided to revoke their business license they are probably closed for good.

From past election year crack downs, I expect it will be at least 6 months to a year before another one opens in the be'ham area, if anyone tries to open another one at all.

The police and elected officials crack down on the AMP's because they are easy targets. It's not hard to figure out what goes on inside of them. The overzealous approach with SWAT and such was just grandstanding for the media and makes great pictures for campaign propaganda.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2145126]That's Lana from Huntsville. She is FS MILF who provides good GFE / PSE sessions.

I doubt if her body rub would be any good but maybe somone here knows otherwise.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-bodys-rubs-with-a-new-girl-in-town-99/10137492[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't know about her massage skills but her full service is legendary.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;2145597]As far as I know they are all closed. To the best of my knowledge VIP was the last one (and not a good one from what I've read) and since the be'ham City Council decided to revoke their business license they are probably closed for good.

From past election year crack downs, I expect it will be at least 6 months to a year before another one opens in the be'ham area, if anyone tries to open another one at all.

The police and elected officials crack down on the AMP's because they are easy targets. It's not hard to figure out what goes on inside of them. The overzealous approach with SWAT and such was just grandstanding for the media and makes great pictures for campaign propaganda.[/QUOTE]About the only thing left is the occasional hand job place masquerading as a legitimate massage place. Those will probably be the next things that LEO or the Massage Therapy Board goes after.

Anyone been to Panda lately are they still open?

It's two hours away but I travel anyway. Vivian= total relaxation and I leave happy. Seniors and others who have contributed post that are helpful can pm me. Any others don't waste the effort.

Zu Li at Panda was a favorite. Legit massage only, but a great one. But she is gone.

I was there about four months ago. New girl was bitchy, demanding tips. Gave her $5 and walked out. Won't be back.

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2149281]Anyone been to Panda lately are they still open?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;2149684]Zu Li at Panda was a favorite. Legit massage only, but a great one. But she is gone.

I was there about four months ago. New girl was bitchy, demanding tips. Gave her $5 and walked out. Won't be back.[/QUOTE]Yes I would agree with you about Zu Li I went there just for her massage several times.

I was in the need for a deep tissue massage, went to a legit place for once in long time. I swear it was one of the best deep tissue I've had and the hr was 60! Given by a lovely blonde, location in Cullman.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2149861]I was in the need for a deep tissue massage, went to a legit place for once in long time. I swear it was one of the best deep tissue I've had and the hr was 60! Given by a lovely blonde, location in Cullman.[/QUOTE]I assume nothing extra was available, correct?

There was a voice on answering machine that sure sounded like Robbie. Has anyone been up to Morris recently to see what's going on? Post or pm please if there are any updates.

Ok, this is not the hottest collection of women ever assembled, but never heard of anyone getting busted or having bad experiences either. Doris and Kathy have passed away and Robbie and Pam Nolen apparently pretty sick, but does anyone know the whereabouts of Angie, Lauren, Mandy, Rachel, Summer or any of the other alums. Please post or pm if you have updates. Beware of the AMP's right now. Risk vs reward is unfavorable. Much prefer Healing Touch or Sister's alums if we could find them working. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;2150454]There was a voice on answering machine that sure sounded like Robbie. Has anyone been up to Morris recently to see what's going on? Post or pm please if there are any updates.[/QUOTE]Last I knew Pam Payne was the only one working up there. I recently connected with Robbie, and she's not working any longer.

[QUOTE=Bully;2154695]Last I knew Pam Payne was the only one working up there. I recently connected with Robbie, and she's not working any longer.[/QUOTE]Did Robbie ever do HJ? I couldn't ever get her to.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2154831]Did Robbie ever do HJ? I couldn't ever get her to.[/QUOTE]Robbie did do HJ's but it was the 2nd or 3rd visit. Pam said she was coming in on Mondays the one time I drove out to Morris but that was a few months ago.

[QUOTE=Skooch;2155273]Robbie did do HJ's but it was the 2nd or 3rd visit. Pam said she was coming in on Mondays the one time I drove out to Morris but that was a few months ago.[/QUOTE]I saw Pam few months ago, she said she was trying to get help but didn't say who.

I got a body rub in Alabaster and she's a bit utr. Safe location from her house and it's on massage table. The massage was decent and she'll listen to focus on your problem areas. She gave a pretty good goob massage as well, non-mechanical. I'll share her info to TRUSTED and SENIOR folks.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2156213]I got a body rub in Alabaster and she's a bit utr. Safe location from her house and it's on massage table. The massage was decent and she'll listen to focus on your problem areas. She gave a pretty good goob massage as well, non-mechanical. I'll share her info to TRUSTED and SENIOR folks.[/QUOTE]Let me know who you saw please. I work in Alabaster and would love to find one to see on a regular basis. What are her stats? Thanks. Hope to hear from you. 48 yo here.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2156213]I got a body rub in Alabaster and she's a bit utr. Safe location from her house and it's on massage table. The massage was decent and she'll listen to focus on your problem areas. She gave a pretty good goob massage as well, non-mechanical. I'll share her info to TRUSTED and SENIOR folks.[/QUOTE]Hope that works out my last in home massage lady that was married turn out to be trouble. I am so glad I did not give out her number to anyone. I like to know but understand if you don't.

[QUOTE=AlfredeNewman4;2156315]Let me know who you saw please. I work in Alabaster and would love to find one to see on a regular basis. What are her stats? Thanks. Hope to hear from you. 48 yo here.[/QUOTE]When he said TRUSTED AND SENIOR folks, he meant senior membership. Not your age. Look under the user names next to the thread and it will say regular or senior. Trusted is up to him.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;2153682]Ok, this is not the hottest collection of women ever assembled, but never heard of anyone getting busted or having bad experiences either. Doris and Kathy have passed away and Robbie and Pam Nolen apparently pretty sick, but does anyone know the whereabouts of Angie, Lauren, Mandy, Rachel, Summer or any of the other alums. Please post or pm if you have updates. Beware of the AMP's right now. Risk vs reward is unfavorable. Much prefer Healing Touch or Sister's alums if we could find them working. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Pam's daughter Angie's still around, works out of her townhouse in Trussville. Don't have her phone number (I've moved away) but Pam would probably give it to you. I saw Angie a few times last year, service about the same as it always was. She's friendly and pretty easy to schedule.

Don't know about any of the others. Felicia (redhead who used to work at HT) was working somewhere in Boaz, last I heard. I actually only ever got a lot of teasing from her, though -- no satisfaction.

Sorry if you've PM me and I don't respond. When someone is UTR, they are that way for a reason.

That's why I'll share with one's whom I trust, is given credible information over time. I review this board multiple times a week and see who shares credible information and more so who toftt and reports back. So if you're a regular member with 0 post, you are good as LEO when you ask me for information. My advice is go out take some for the team and report back to earn credibility and your senior status. There are plenty on back page and craigslist that haven't been reviewed.

[QUOTE=JohnNewbie;2158823]When he said TRUSTED AND SENIOR folks, he meant senior membership. Not your age. Look under the user names next to the thread and it will say regular or senior. Trusted is up to him.[/QUOTE]

Made an appt this week for a massage with Renee - [URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/amazing-massage/7822780[/URL].

The Good: Easy to make appt. She gives a very good massage. Good pressure and gives you a choice of oil or lotion. Plus, at the end, I must have fallen asleep be / see I dreamed I got a decent HJ as well. All in all, a good experience.

The Bad: NOT the girl in the picture. Her std price is too high $. 25 for an hr plus. 25 for your dream. She's here for a few days so she's in a hotel and I dislike walking past front-desk clerks.

The Ugly: She doesn't fall into this category, but there is a reason she doesn't post her real / current pics. Body was a 6 (shorter and a bit overweight), face a 4-5.

That girl in those pics is a solid 7 in the face. So I don't know how a little weight can make someone a 4-5. How much weight are we talking. That girl in the pics looks 125-130. And ahe used to offer a massage with her feet. Was she clothed the whole time or did she let you wander.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2163437]That girl in those pics is a solid 7 in the face. So I don't know how a little weight can make someone a 4-5. How much weight are we talking. That girl in the pics looks 125-130. And ahe used to offer a massage with her feet. Was she clothed the whole time or did she let you wander.[/QUOTE]I can't confirm it is the same girl. Different makeup, lighting, age, etc may have brought here down a few points, or it may have been a different girl. She was about 30# heavier than the pic. Didn't massage with her feet at all, was clothed the whole time.

I like a good massage and just enjoy that for the most part. Once I flipped and started to dream, I didn't attempt much wandering. Was totally relaxed and didn't take long to pop. First time, I usually don't push much so that if I return, I can push to and make the dreams more exciting each time. But I probably will keep searching.

Also, saw Nicki last week she was in town. Her ad popped up on backpage for a few hours a couple times. She said she takes them down as soon as she has enough clients for the day so you have to look in the mid morning time.

Tall, not thin, but not too heavy. Redhead. Gives a good massage (I dreamed she was topless) and in my dream she didn't mind rubbing you all over and smacking you with her tits. I dreamed of a good HJ HE as well.

Not my ATF yet, but definitely the best here in Bham so far and I'll definitely return to see how things progress.

If you are able to set an appt with her, she has captivating eyes. Something about them reminds me of a good one in Orlando named Loucia (I recommend her if you travel there).

CjX.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2163437]That girl in those pics is a solid 7 in the face. So I don't know how a little weight can make someone a 4-5. How much weight are we talking. That girl in the pics looks 125-130. And ahe used to offer a massage with her feet. Was she clothed the whole time or did she let you wander.[/QUOTE]It's obvious she is posting fake pix. Those pix belong to some kind of celebrity hair stylist site.

Nobody that HOT sells body rubs and HJ's on BP!!

[URL]http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/18inch-Dark-Brown-Kinky-Curly-Brazilian_1708846320.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=CjXoccer263;2163951]Also, saw Nicki last week she was in town. Her ad popped up on backpage for a few hours a couple times. She said she takes them down as soon as she has enough clients for the day so you have to look in the mid morning time.

Tall, not thin, but not too heavy. Redhead. Gives a good massage (I dreamed she was topless) and in my dream she didn't mind rubbing you all over and smacking you with her tits. I dreamed of a good HJ HE as well.

Not my ATF yet, but definitely the best here in Bham so far and I'll definitely return to see how things progress.

If you are able to set an appt with her, she has captivating eyes. Something about them reminds me of a good one in Orlando named Loucia (I recommend her if you travel there).
CjX.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your report. I have seen Nikki too. She is okay but in my opinion $. 4 is a little too much for her looks and the services she provides.

Like yourself I enjoy a good massage, a deep CMT quality massage with a happy ending so I wouldn't leave with blue balls. I don't even care if they lose their clothes or not. But unfortunately no one in Bham with those services can be found or at least I haven't.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2164318]Thank you for your report. I have seen Nikki too. She is okay but in my opinion $. 4 is a little too much for her looks and the services she provides.

Like yourself I enjoy a good massage, a deep CMT quality massage with a happy ending so I wouldn't leave with blue balls. I don't even care if they lose their clothes or not. But unfortunately no one in Bham with those services can be found or at least I haven't.[/QUOTE]And if you ever did find one, please do NOT post details. Use your common sense. There are uncle LE's among us!!

I saw her about a year ago. She is an average looking tall AA girl. I doubt if those pics are actually hers. For 160 I got a 20 min half assed rub on the bed (not massage table) and a rushed HJ for the ending. She was topless after the flip. I would not repeat.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/short-visit-leggy-exotic-biracial-beauty-tantra-massage-prostate-upscale-location-27/9616542[/URL]

What gives with this ad. I dare but for what? Have I missed a report on this?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-sizzling-hot-new-services-added-and-new-hours-of-operation-do-u-dare-32/10099164[/URL]

If it's in Hoover off Old Rocky Ridge in some apts. I'd stay away. Not sure if it's Dale / Andrew and Lindsay.

[QUOTE=Rtsure;2170335]What gives with this ad. I dare but for what? Have I missed a report on this?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-sizzling-hot-new-services-added-and-new-hours-of-operation-do-u-dare-32/10099164[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rtsure;2170335]What gives with this ad. I dare but for what? Have I missed a report on this?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/manscape-madness-sizzling-hot-new-services-added-and-new-hours-of-operation-do-u-dare-32/10099164[/URL][/QUOTE]Do you dare to trust a fat middle aged ugly woman with your balls in one hand and a razor blades in the other?