Busted with Darlene Redux
[QUOTE=Mike 80]I guess not, Mr. Casual :). Wow, you just drop that little tidbit of news on us in passing like it's a secondary topic.
Seriously you were caught right in the act? BTW am I corrrectly remembering the legal term for it in my title? I'm sure you know that could have ended worse than it did. Congrats on skating away with your record and reputation clear. Even though I recently reported how I got robbed, having cops roll up and catch me red-handed (or red-dicked) in mid-suck or mid-fuck is still probably my worst nightmare about this hobby.[/QUOTE]
Yes, the legalese is in flagrante delicto. And yes, it sucked, but obviously could have been a lot worse. Tell the truth, it occurred simply because I broke one of my own rules. I have a particular spot which I've been using off and on for a while now, and have never had any trouble with - it's completely private, off the beaten path, has no street visibility and no nearby residential area so there's no objection based on violation of community standards or the moral indignation of neighbors. However, on Sunday night, there was a lot of police activity on Aramingo right near Venango, with multiple cruisers closing off the street and a helicopter circling above with a searchlight, so they were clearly looking for someone. My spot wasn't in this immediate area, but in retrospect, it was probably too close. I typically won't pull into my spot if there's any vehicular traffic on the street where it's accessed from, but this time there was a car several blocks back that I saw in my rear view. Looking back, I'm pretty sure that was the cop who caught us.
We were back behind a building line, well out of any line of sight from the street when the cop came around the building on foot with a flashlight. He had me get out of the car after producing my info and had a talk with me, asking me if the girl I was with was "working" and warning me not to bullshit him. Although I typically would never admit to anything, something in my gut told me otherwise this time, and I admitted she was a girl I'd picked up and paid. He was very cool about it, and really didn't say much, just had me get back in the car while he had Darlene get out and he spoke to her. Don't ask me how, but I knew even at that time I was going to be let off the hook - the level of hassle and intimidation was just extremely low and somehow reassuring.
When he came back, he gave me back my license and registration, asked if the experience was a wake up call (I said it was) and he told me he'd "do what he had to on [his] end, and maybe when the paperwork is written up, it'd be someone else [he] stopped - it could happen, couldn't it?" For a second I thought he might be asking for a bribe, but I decided not to push it and just agreed. He had me pull away and I saw him walking back across the street with Darlene. She was not in any form of restraint.
I'm pretty sure he never intended to do anything other than get me out of there - and once he saw how Darlene was looking I'm pretty sure he had one of those "what the fuck" moments and simply took advantage of a situation he could take advantage of. He was incredibly cool about the whole thing, like I said, and definitely OK in my book. In better than 20+ years in the hobby, this is only the 2nd time I've ever had any cop hassle, and it was due entirely to my own stupidity. I lucked out, pure and simple.
Of course, I have no way of knowing whether he in fact appropriated my BJ or whether he went by the book and arrested Darlene, but the overwhelming feeling I got was that this guy had no interest in filling out paperwork or being bothered with a prostitution arrest. He saw an opportunity to take advantage of one of the fringe benefits of being a police officer and took it. I can't blame him if he did and don't begrudge him. In fact, I'm so grateful for the easy out, I'd get him another date on my tab if asked.
The funny thing is that literally two days before, I was approached with the idea of getting a room near the Ave with a few fellow seniors to be used as a "time share" of sorts. I rejected the idea since I don't need another monthly expense, and typically don't like the idea of leaving my nice new leased car unattended in Kensington. However, like a fucking object lesson from Ironyville, this happens on my very next outing. I suppose someone up there is trying to tell me something - unfortunately it's probably Davey. You can stop laughing any time now. I'll take it under advisement.
Let's Keep Our Lawyers Straight
[QUOTE=Curiousjoe]Great report with a different kind of happy ending, Johnnie.[/QUOTE]Johnnie?! Where'd that come from? His street name is Mike!
Dark Phoenix Busted With Darlene
I think it may have went something like this !!!
[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url]
That is the funniest s@@t
[QUOTE=Davey1965]I think it may have went something like this!
[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url][/QUOTE]Davey I think that's the funniest thing I've read so far on this sight ROFLMFAO!
That shit was funny as hell
[QUOTE=Davey1965]I think it may have went something like this!
[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url][/QUOTE]Way to go Davey, I'm still laughing as I type this.
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Any good area to hunt now that LE is all over Kensington?
Hi,
I was just wondering if there are other areas besides Kensington Ave as there are too many LE around these days making it impossible to approach.
Was there last night and saw atleast 3 cars being stopped and busted. They are hiding and have radio to call on the cars that pick up and soon a marked car magically appears behind you.
