Escort Reports

The other day at a 7-11, I ran into a girl I had seen as an escort several months earlier and brought back that terrible memory. She ran past me, wearing a uniform from KFC or some other fast food joint, and although she didn't acknowledge me, I recognized her instantly-the worst experience I ever had with an escort.

I don't normally deal with agencies, but I answered an ad on CL, based on a sole picture of a girl with DDs coming out of a hot tub. It struck me as so hot, and since the ad said those classic '100% me' words, I dove in. I get to the door and she let me in. She was in the middle of the 'Deal or No Deal' TV show. I questioned her resemblance the picture (boobs were Cs) and she gave me the 'I changed my hair' and 'I lost some weight' lines. So we did the business, I got freshened up, disrobed and laid down. She lays over top of me, positioning so that she could continue to watch 'DoND' while sucking me off. Very uninspired and her laying on me was making it uncomfortable. Every 10 seconds or so she would stop, as if responding to some sudden action on the TV show. When the commercial came, she felt it was time to turn over. Barely half mast, I wasn't even ready for the next phase. She bends over with hands on the bed, curling her back up like a frightened cat. That's when got a true punch in the face by her rotten couch. Like she hadn't showered all day and night. As I'm trying to enter to no avail, the game show (DoND) comes back on. So she's peeking around me to see the show as I'm still trying to enter her foul ass from behind. I finally couldn't go through with it. I said no more, forget it. She was all too happy to hear that. She jumped up on the bed to finish watching the show. I let myself out.

I complained about her to the agency, which seemed 'surprised' at her performance, but didn't offer a replacement. Everyone TOFTT I guess. I guess that's why nowadays I don't ever tolerate a bait-and-switch. Based on that experience, I guess I'm not surprised she's now working in fast food. Interesting the lives some of these girls lead.

Went to see Kaylana. She's a thick girl and the pictures, though faceless, are dead on. She's not for everybody, but if you like thick and toned, she is it. She is a mix of black, white and Samoan, which I guess explains the thickness. She has a bit of a belly, but it's proportional to the rest of her.

She comes around fairly frequently, and stays for a bit by moving through several hotels in the DMV while she's here.

She delivers what you'd expect, but she has rules, a couple weird ones. She will not allow you to use the bathroom under ANY circumstances. Maybe because she had someone in there. Anyway, I found this weird, since most hobbyists need to use the bathroom after the session. I am used to washing my hands before / after and flushing the wrapper.

Also-no kissing. I'm not into LFK or DFK with a provider, but she doesn't allow kissing of ANY kind. Not even on the body? WTF?

On the positive, she was clean, friendly, and did the basics. YMMV.

Here's one for Birdshat, I think that's the guy that was doing everything BB and posting pictures of it.

[url]http://bonniebutts.escort-site.Com/my-donations.Phtml[/url]

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1077756]You've been writing to multiple people offering to sell them. After I wrote that I wasn't interested in paying for them, you weren't inclined to give them to me for free.[/QUOTE]Not true, you want them, pm me again.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;1077828]The other day at a 7-11, I ran into a girl I had seen as an escort several months earlier and brought back that terrible memory. She ran past me, wearing a uniform from KFC or some other fast food joint, and although she didn't acknowledge me, I recognized her instantly-the worst experience I ever had with an escort.[/QUOTE]Too bad you don't have a copy of that old ad. It would be funny to get a photo of her now, in her KFC uniform, combine it with a side-by-side of her escort photo, and then post it (surreptitiously) in the men's room stalls. The reaction of the customers as well as the male KFC staff would be a hoot to behold.

RR

[QUOTE=Grafenberg; 1077861]Here's one for Birdshat, I think that's the guy that was doing everything BB and posting pictures of it.

[url]http://bonniebutts.escort-site.Com/my-donations.Phtml[/url][/QUOTE]I believe you mean bird dropper

[QUOTE=Avenasia;1077888]Not true, you want them, pm me again.[/QUOTE]I'll chalk up the money issue to a misunderstanding about your statement that you were frustrated with the whole situation and wanted to recoup your losses. So, tell us what grandma-sex is like. LOL.

Welcome to the board.

I googled Mesa's number to see which CC she was at and this popped up. Kind of weird, maybe someone is trying to put them out of business or just has too mch time on their hands. Scroll down a little on the pageand read post by Hai

[url]http://thevoice.name/?p=1231[/url]

[QUOTE=L Knit; 1078610]I googled Mesa's number to see which CC she was at and this popped up. Kind of weird, maybe someone is trying to put them out of business or just has too mch time on their hands. Scroll down a little on the pageand read post by Hai.

[url]http://thevoice.name/?p=1231[/url][/QUOTE]You left out that the poster says one of the girls there has AIDS. Sure, that could just be someone lying to get back at them for some perceived wrong, but I would think that anyone that engages in the hobby for awhile on either side would probably be more carful about leveling an accusation like that since once false rumors like that fly, nobody knows nobody whom they can trust. Guess the poster could be a civilian vigilante, why be so specific on one girl and not the 3 others named? It makes me think there could be some truth to this. But no way to know.

Anyway, glad I've never visited that particular place, but anyone considering going there should think about taking precautions. Or staying away in the first place. Especially since one of the girls named (starts with P) has a review from Sept (on a popular review site) that says she offered some guy bare back because he was paying so much. And he was apparently asking for anal. That's not a safe combination. Made me think twice. Note that the post wasn't saying "P" was the one with AIDS. The "AIDS girl" seems to have Chicago clients and goes by several names, but you never know. And she does have some reviews from DC clients who have reviewed other more recognizable names.

Moral of the story is to stay safe out there and do your homework. Obviously here, I've not named names to protect possible innocents. But if it is true, I hope the Thai community is self-policing because otherwise all the business will dry-up.

Met Kimmie at Tysons. Kimmie comes around every now and then, using different names but the same pics. I knew she was visiting with another provider. I had been speaking to her over the phone to do the setup. When I got to the hotel in Tysons, she had me wait a few more minutes. She called back and let me up. When I got in the room, the other provider let me in. She was an attractive, young lightskinned black girl, slender but curvy, and busty. When I told her that must've been some mistake, that she wasn't the one I was looking for, she apologized for the mistake and called Kimmie. As Kimmie's on her way down, the other girl and I have small talk. I'm starting to dig this girl and started to wish she hadn't called Kimmie and I would've stuck with her. When Kimmie opened the door, I was sure of it! Kimmie is cute, long black hair, huge tits and very friendly. Problem is, while the pics are her, she must've gained about 50 lbs since they were taken. The other girl walked out, and I'm thinking I fucked up big time.

Like I said, Kimmie is very friendly and willing to please. But because she was a BBW, her laying on top of me for CBJ was not totally enjoyable. I focused on her tits, because they really were awesome. Doggie was okay, but I just wasn't turned on enough to continue. To her credit she went back to CBJ and that was it.

I almost want to see her again because of how nice and accomodating she was to me. Definitely want to try the other girl. But I'm afraid if I call the other girl, I'll go to the room and because of another "mistake" Kimmie will be there-LOL.

Nice visit, little Cambodian provider with a great attitude. Recommended!

MnV

Hey folks.

I'm looking for an Indian provider, and am just wondering if someone has a contact with one in the fairfax area. You can pm me if you want.

Cowboy up

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1080805]Nice visit, little Cambodian provider with a great attitude. Recommended!

MnV[/QUOTE]Hey MV,

Tried to send you a PM asking for more details on Mesa, but your inbox is full.

Called up the asian provider and scheduled an appointment. Place was in Vienna at the usual notel hotel. Micky is back in town and recognized me. Nice for the price. Lots of teasing and a good boob massage. I think I'll go back there later in the week to see what else is new.

[QUOTE=Brutal One; 1082144]Hey MV,

Tried to send you a PM asking for more details on Mesa, but your inbox is full. [/QUOTE]Sorry about that, please try again if you still need info.

MnV

Will be in town next week 3-6 Nov. Can anyone recommend any good asian providers either by post or PM?

Thanks

I am more of an AMP guy, used to use Escort Services from Yellow book etc and stopped when there were quite a few rip off in the past. This is about 5.6 years ago. Recently I decided to give the Escort Service one more twirl and was confused with the response. I tried http://www.bestlocalgirls.com/all/modelframe.html, I think they advertise online as different names VIBE etc; (How do I know, all calls that I made ended up answered by the same lady) and I could not understand for whatever reason, she hung up on me several times.

Only thing she says is $220 for 1 hour outcall and I say yes and she hung up! My question is Is there a codeword that we have to use so that they proceed to the next step! I would certainly appreciate any replies and please don't give me the RTFF answer. If you chose not to reply thats fine.

I would like to try out a Reputable Escort Service, by which reputable meaning No Rip Offs. I am interested in Caucasian ladies. Any replies appreciated

[QUOTE=Ccurious; 1083477]I am more of an AMP guy, used to use Escort Services from Yellow book etc and stopped when there were quite a few rip off in the past. This is about 5.6 years ago. Recently I decided to give the Escort Service one more twirl and was confused with the response. I tried http://www.bestlocalgirls.com/all/modelframe.html, I think they advertise online as different names VIBE etc; (How do I know, all calls that I made ended up answered by the same lady) and I could not understand for whatever reason, she hung up on me several times.

Only thing she says is $220 for 1 hour outcall and I say yes and she hung up! My question is Is there a codeword that we have to use so that they proceed to the next step! I would certainly appreciate any replies and please don't give me the RTFF answer. If you chose not to reply thats fine.

I would like to try out a Reputable Escort Service, by which reputable meaning No Rip Offs. I am interested in Caucasian ladies. Any replies appreciated[/QUOTE]Code word is NEXT HOE.

PC out

Hey All,

I haven't seen this provider in awhile and I was wondering if anyone else on here either has her current contact info or knows where she went. She was a really good provider and I was a bit sorry to see her disappear. She used to advertise on the now defunct Craigslist. Erotic Services section and then moved to Back Page after that closed up. I haven't seen her in about eight months now.

Any information would be appreciated. If she is still working, guys this one will treat you well.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1083708]Code word is NEXT HOE.

PC out[/QUOTE]Wow, I will try but don't want to be a fool.

[QUOTE=Ccurious; 1083477]I am more of an AMP guy, used to use Escort Services from Yellow book etc and stopped when there were quite a few rip off in the past. This is about 5.6 years ago. Recently I decided to give the Escort Service one more twirl and was confused with the response. I tried http://www.bestlocalgirls.com/all/modelframe.html, I think they advertise online as different names VIBE etc; (How do I know, all calls that I made ended up answered by the same lady) and I could not understand for whatever reason, she hung up on me several times.

Only thing she says is $220 for 1 hour outcall and I say yes and she hung up! My question is Is there a codeword that we have to use so that they proceed to the next step! I would certainly appreciate any replies and please don't give me the RTFF answer. If you chose not to reply thats fine.

I would like to try out a Reputable Escort Service, by which reputable meaning No Rip Offs. I am interested in Caucasian ladies. Any replies appreciated[/QUOTE]I think you may want to try an agency. There are serveral that have girls in NOVA. I'll give you just one I've used.

http://classydcescorts.com/new/

[QUOTE=Drewsky66; 1083921]I think you may want to try an agency. There are serveral that have girls in NOVA. I'll give you just one I've used.

http://classydcescorts.com/new/[/QUOTE]Did you have a good experience with this agency. Since I am new client what reference should I give? Any replies appreciated. Thanks

[QUOTE=Ccurious;1083905]Wow, I will try but don't want to be a fool.[/QUOTE]How did that go for you?

You need to work a bit on your understanding of what is posted here, read this forum throughly. It shows that you haven't.

He was telling you to FORGET THAT ONE and move on to the "next hoe".

[QUOTE=Ccurious;1083905]Wow, I will try but don't want to be a fool.[/QUOTE]Are you that dumb dude? I was making a sarcastic comment to a noob that doesn't RTFF.

Thanks for the clairfication BBull, perhaps he will hang around long enuff to make a contribution of sorts.

PC out

Finally got around to seeing Jin in Tysons. MILF with a real soft body. I actually think she is worth the two and half. Nice sensual session with all the trimmings. Got to give her a 10 for body and a 9 for face. Would be a 10 if it wern't for the hard time getting into the gated community but that's a plus for security.

Met with Skylar in Sterling Friday night. Accurate pics, and better than average service, and will probably repeat. She was sharing a hotel with Nicole, who seemed sweet but has gained weight since her pics. Seniors can PM for details.

Met with Paula who I have seen several times before. She is cute as a button Thai girl with good English and is very sweet and has been UTR for some time. She introduced me to her friend Suxi "Suzy" at the end of our session and I ended up staying with the two of them for an hour more. Suxi has a gorgeous face and is tall, thin with a nice B cup rack and an awesome ass for an asian girl. Both are Americanized, but in a good way. They understand my sense of humor and everything I asked for without problem. Very accommodating and adventurous. A lot of fun and I will definitely be back for some on on one time with each. Doubles is always great too but when there is a connection nothing beats one on one, IMHO. They both are listed on CV and BP. PM if you need any more info.

R

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1080805]Nice visit, little Cambodian provider with a great attitude. Recommended!

MnV[/QUOTE]Saw her a few weeks ago, she is a yummy little treat. I highly recommend as well.

PC out

One of my ATF.

[QUOTE=Low Jack;1084348]Finally got around to seeing Jin in Tysons. MILF with a real soft body. I actually think she is worth the two and half. Nice sensual session with all the trimmings. Got to give her a 10 for body and a 9 for face. Would be a 10 if it wern't for the hard time getting into the gated community but that's a plus for security.[/QUOTE]

Anybody know what's happened to Tila?

[QUOTE=Mdterpfan8152;1086088]Anybody know what's happened to Tila?[/QUOTE]Did You try to send her e-mail message?

Stay safe,

Aman

Based on the report below, I went ahead and made an appointment with Jin from Eros-DC tonight. I called the listed number and a guy named Stan answered. He wanted to do screening, and I had to give him my real name and the switchboard number of my work place. He called me back and said I passed, and I scheduled a 2 hour appointment (I like to take it slow.

Jin's in a gated apartment complex in Tysons which is really easy to get to. I had no problems getting buzzed in at the gate. I found her apartment fine and it had plenty of parking.

I went in and found a short, older Asian woman who was, as described,"soft". Not bad, just not a tight 20-something and a bit droopy, but in a mature, not bad, way. She greeted me with a kiss. Asian women stink at kissing, I've found, and she has injected her lips with collagen which is even worse. But she was trying to make me feel comfortable which I appreciated. She told me we were taking a shower together, and proceeded to undress me.

As a courtesy, I took $500 out of my wallet and put it under my glasses on her bureau. It's the proper thing to do, in my experience.

We went into her shower and had a nice time. I wish every morning started out with an Asian woman massaging me like that. It would be a nice start to every day. She didn't let me wash her much, which was too bad, but she did a great job.

We then went into her sauna. Yes, she has a full sauna setup in the living room. It's quite nice, and probably very expensive. Once situated, she wrapped her lips around Junior Banker Boy and went to town. Soon, to show her what kind of night it was going to be, I had her turn around and stick her ass out and I proceeded to rim her. She really enjoyed it. We played around in the sauna until she got too hot, then went onto the bed.

She started out with a massage which was too fast, but she had proper technique at least. After the 10 minute massage, she started to rim me. I then took a trip to the Y which she really enjoyed. When she was in the throes of orgasm, she did the weirdest thing I've ever had a girl do. She brought her left knee to her face and started kissing (or something) her knee. She did a few times during various mini-orgasms, and it was really strange. But hey, she was enjoying it, so.

The cover came on and we did whatever positions we wanted. I'm pretty confident in reporting that Greek is very likely not on the menu, so if you're into that, seek elsewhere. Everything else was available; whatever I wanted. We finished up with a BBBJ and a standard NOVA ending because that's what I like. There was still time left, so she massaged my feet again and my quads.

I like to take it slow and it sometimes takes me a while to finish which is why I book two hours. I was out of there after 1:20, satisfied, so I'd say a 1 hour appointment is probably fine for anyone here who likes a bit more time.

All-in-all, the experience was fine. She's clearly been doing this her whole life, and knows how to please a man. There's no bullshit, there's no yakkety-yakking, no rushing, and she has all the right moves one hopes for in a hooker. Was it fantastic? No. Was it good enough? Absolutely. Would I recommend? Sure.

Best regards,

Banker Boy

[QUOTE=Banker Boy;1086912]As a courtesy, I took $500 out of my wallet and put it under my glasses on her bureau. It's the proper thing to do, in my experience.[/QUOTE]Did she increased her rate? As I remember, 2 hour session fee is about 20% less.

Anyway. Would agree 2 hour session is right with Jin.

Stay Safe,

Aman

[QUOTE=Banker Boy; 1086912]Based on the report below, I went ahead and made an appointment with Jin from Eros-DC tonight. I called the listed number and a guy named Stan answered. He wanted to do screening, and I had to give him my real name and the switchboard number of my work place. He called me back and said I passed, and I scheduled a 2 hour appointment (I like to take it slow.

Jin's in a gated apartment complex in Tysons which is really easy to get to. I had no problems getting buzzed in at the gate. I found her apartment fine and it had plenty of parking.

I went in and found a short, older Asian woman who was, as described,"soft". Not bad, just not a tight 20-something and a bit droopy, but in a mature, not bad, way. She greeted me with a kiss. Asian women stink at kissing, I've found, and she has injected her lips with collagen which is even worse. But she was trying to make me feel comfortable which I appreciated. She told me we were taking a shower together, and proceeded to undress me.

As a courtesy, I took $500 out of my wallet and put it under my glasses on her bureau. It's the proper thing to do, in my experience.

We went into her shower and had a nice time. I wish every morning started out with an Asian woman massaging me like that. It would be a nice start to every day. She didn't let me wash her much, which was too bad, but she did a great job.

We then went into her sauna. Yes, she has a full sauna setup in the living room. It's quite nice, and probably very expensive. Once situated, she wrapped her lips around Junior Banker Boy and went to town. Soon, to show her what kind of night it was going to be, I had her turn around and stick her ass out and I proceeded to rim her. She really enjoyed it. We played around in the sauna until she got too hot, then went onto the bed.

She started out with a massage which was too fast, but she had proper technique at least. After the 10 minute massage, she started to rim me. I then took a trip to the Y which she really enjoyed. When she was in the throes of orgasm, she did the weirdest thing I've ever had a girl do. She brought her left knee to her face and started kissing (or something) her knee. She did a few times during various mini-orgasms, and it was really strange. But hey, she was enjoying it, so.

The cover came on and we did whatever positions we wanted. I'm pretty confident in reporting that Greek is very likely not on the menu, so if you're into that, seek elsewhere. Everything else was available; whatever I wanted. We finished up with a BBBJ and a standard NOVA ending because that's what I like. There was still time left, so she massaged my feet again and my quads.

I like to take it slow and it sometimes takes me a while to finish which is why I book two hours. I was out of there after 1:20, satisfied, so I'd say a 1 hour appointment is probably fine for anyone here who likes a bit more time.

All-in-all, the experience was fine. She's clearly been doing this her whole life, and knows how to please a man. There's no bullshit, there's no yakkety-yakking, no rushing, and she has all the right moves one hopes for in a hooker. Was it fantastic? No. Was it good enough? Absolutely. Would I recommend? Sure.

Best regards,

Banker Boy[/QUOTE]BB, so you paid 5 Benjimans for 1 shot and 1.20 hrs?

Thats very generous of you.

PC out

Met Lydia in Alexandria. She is a petite young thai girl that just arrived in town. Standard treatment for this place. Greeted me at the door and took me back for a shower session that included BBBJ and some aggressive roaming on her part. I stood in the shower and she on her knees with her fingers exploring my butth*le. This girl likes to play and when I jumped a little, she laughed and said something I didn't understand but I got the idea. I relaxed a little and let her do her thing. The shower was running the whole time and started to get the floor wet so she moved me out to the main room and dryad me off, then darted back in the bathroom to mop up the water with a towel. She returned to the bed wearing only a towel and motioned me to lay on my stomach but I shook my head. I was not in the mood for the routine and I pulled her to the bed for some dfk. She responded in kind and seemed into it. She pushed me down and spent some time sucking my nipples. What is with these Asian girls and my nipples. LOL. During that she was keeping menhard with her hand till she moved down to continue some BBBJ with her arms under my thighs pulling me deep. This girl can suck some pole. She got some deep throat action going with good eye contact and really wet action. Again playing with my ass, maybe waiting for me to open up my o ring for her but I am not ready for that. I pulled her up to me and she slid over me privates to privates. It felt great and I thought I wouldn't last. I pushed backwards and asked for the cover. She put itnon me with her hands and I buried it deep mish. Then we moved on to RCG and I popped number one with some forceful doggie. I was sweaty and spent. We cuddlednfor a bit and then it was time for round 2. I paid for pse and I wanted to try backdoor with her but alas the little guy was too weak to penetrate her. She has a great ass but I couldn't do it. I ripped off the cover and spun her around for some more BBBJ and I blew number 2 in her mouth. I collapsed on the bed and she scampered off to spit. She returned with a hot towel and cleaned me up. I took a quick shower by myself and she dressed me. Out the door in just under an hour with a smile and a handful of peppermint lifesavers. Great place and great girl. She is young tight and really pretty. Face 8, Body 8+, performance a solid 9. I will be back to visit her again before she goes, many many times. In my top current 3.

Anyone know WTF is up? Cryptic mention on another board, but no details.

Both sites associated with this location are down, the other being dreamdesires. I also noticed the ads on Eros for another location have been removed.

[QUOTE=Vamassage Fan;1087677]Anyone know WTF is up? Cryptic mention on another board, but no details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vamassage Fan;1087677]Anyone know WTF is up? Cryptic mention on another board, but no details.[/QUOTE]There was quite a bit of chatter on another site which all of the mods are squelching and advising everyone to STFU. Apparently an unnamed agency and possibly a high-volume reviewer got pinched and might be rolling over. In any case there seems to be a high level of LE anti-agency activity going on, particularly in MoCo.

This is why I normally stick to ISG and keep my lifestyle restricted to the DR or SoAmer. I am an adult looking to meet consenting female adults yet here in the self-declared land of the free our government wants to legislate the morality of its 'free' citizens.

[QUOTE=Too Jaded; 1087805]There was quite a bit of chatter on another site which all of the mods are squelching and advising everyone to STFU. Apparently an unnamed agency and possibly a high-volume reviewer got pinched and might be rolling over. In any case there seems to be a high level of LE anti-agency activity going on, particularly in MoCo.

This is why I normally stick to ISG and keep my lifestyle restricted to the DR or SoAmer. I am an adult looking to meet consenting female adults yet here in the self-declared land of the free our government wants to legislate the morality of its 'free' citizens. [/QUOTE]I noticed yesterday on BP that there was a posting by the Montgomery County Police vice squad seeking information on approximately ten individuals. All of them looked to be members of another site. I tried to find the posting again but it looked as though it was taken down.

[QUOTE=Besky001;1087990]I noticed yesterday on BP that there was a posting by the Montgomery County Police vice squad seeking information on approximately ten individuals. All of them looked to be members of another site. I tried to find the posting again but it looked as though it was taken down.[/QUOTE]Cover your tracks if you have been unfortunate enough to leave your footprints in the sand in the Tysons, Ffx, Alexandria and / or Annandale area. A joint task force operation between FFX Co, MOCO and ICE has brought down the majority of the areas Thais. If you've drank any Pepsi or played the Nuru game, then the info you provided for entry is now in the hands of these 3 agencies. This is firsthand info from one owner herself. Word of caution, stay away from all things asian until this dust settles, which could likely take weeks or even months. Many involved are rolling on everything they know in an attempt to prevent their deportation. Cover your tracks as best you can. If you don't believe, just look at the major disappearance of key players within the last 48 hours. Those members I have interacted with in the past may PM for further details. All others should not even wate their time as they will receive no response.