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LMAO, the way you talk, I'd have figured you'd have had all of those providers lined-up by now. Ready to make the graaaaand agreement that we all pay the same rate for all services.
What's holding you up?
[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5846988]Good afternoon Oh Dense One.
Looks like no one got any women enrolled in your "excellent" program. Oops, forgot. It's a program for losers. Got it! With you being its CEO, can understand why it has no members.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5847295]LMAO, the way you talk, I'd have figured you'd have had all of those providers lined-up by now. Ready to make the graaaaand agreement that we all pay the same rate for all services.
What's holding you up?[/QUOTE]Man, are you ever dense? You are the one who said "Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy". Also, you stated that it is your group: "You should join my hobbyist union, Camhole. The Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy. We're going to try and get all providers, every one of 'them on Earth, to offer all open service in every hole for one flat-rate". But still no members. But still not surprised (but also LMAO), again since you are that group's CEO.
As for paying the same rate, no, that is not going to work, as long as there are rookie hobbyists around who pay over inflated rates, and make it difficult for the rest of us.
Oh, that explanation is way too logical for you. LMAO!
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5846719]Goooood morning, Fraternal Order of Faggots for Cheap Pussy -.
During the preceding overnight, has any Faggot managed to enroll any providers into our agreement program in which they promise to provide all-open service at a flat, [I]cheap[/I] rate for the benefit of all hobbyists everywhere?
Report![/QUOTE]ST, I like where you're going with this, but there has got to be a better name.
Something like CHEAP. Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.
Just a thought.
We started this forum for rants on women and stupid shit! Cmon MEN, now we are arguing amongst each other? I thought it would get better after REX left, but the damage has already been done!
See, but this is what we're trying to do here, get everyone on the same page with rate and services. I'm actually taking steps to resolve this issue. I'm not sure why you're not seeing that, this is what you wanted. I'm making that happen for you. I'm in your corner here, Walter, I'm trying to help ya.
But I also went back through your posts, not one review nor experience, so I'm not actually sure [I]what[/I] you're doing out there. You should post your experiences along with your preferences and preferred rate. That would help our group immensely going forward.
[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5847400]As for paying the same rate, no, that is not going to work, as long as there are rookie hobbyists around who pay over inflated rates, and make it difficult for the rest of us.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5847622]See, but this is what we're trying to do here, get everyone on the same page with rate and services. I'm actually taking steps to resolve this issue. I'm not sure why you're not seeing that, this is what you wanted. I'm making that happen for you. I'm in your corner here, Walter, I'm trying to help ya.
But I also went back through your posts, not one review nor experience, so I'm not actually sure [I]what[/I] you're doing out there. You should post your experiences along with your preferences and preferred rate. That would help our group immensely going forward.[/QUOTE]The problem is the way you stated your "case" below, in post #1758. If you had stated your intentions in a more mature manner, all would be well. Instead, you made such demeaning remarks. Maybe you need to learn to state your intentions more maturely.
My most recent hobbying has been at AMPs, as I cannot find a reliable independent provider (that also comes from reading the experiences hobbyists have here with such women). I have mentioned some of those visits, with associated details. For the most part, they are all hour long visits, with a decent sensual massage, and an HJ. But some of those gals did as for $60 for the tip, instead of the usual $40. I suspect that the "price gouging" has to do with hobbyists over paying the tip. I have seen some examples of that here.
Okay, I like it. It shall be done.
Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.
Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only!
WE CAN DO IT!!
[QUOTE=HH216;5847545]ST, I like where you're going with this, but there has got to be a better name.
Something like CHEAP. Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.
Just a thought.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LeeGroinman;5847019]With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.[/QUOTE]Just so that you're aware, from my point of view, you come across as an aggressive asshole, with an aggressive streak. Kind of a bully, too.
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[QUOTE=Camhole;5845780]Oh it's still the same old Marty, just under a different handle.
Pretty sure Admin knows because after 100+ post he still listed as a regular member.
WalterWhite99 = MartyBride = Honestone.[/QUOTE]I agree 100%. Walter needs to pay Ling her money and stop pooping on floors.
[QUOTE=LeeGroinman;5847019]With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.[/QUOTE]Honestly I am at the point where I'm willing to pay quite a bit for a girl that is just reliable, shows up on time, and does what she says she is going to do.
The flakes out there usually let you know they are flakes in the first minutes of any conversation. If a girl is hard to get hold of, takes forever to respond, or just keeps delaying your meeting ("Just ten more minutes babe. ") they are going to be a shit experience and you'd be happiest if you took your money elsewhere. If a girl last-minute cancels or no-shows a first meeting there is no way I'm ever calling them again. Even if I've known them for a while and they flake out on a meeting at best they go to the very bottom of the rotation.
Yeah, there are some good ones out there. For a while I was hooking up with this absolutely delicious Polish / Swedish chick. She charged $500-$600 per hour, but she was 5'7" and 115 lbs with a perfect body and a filthy mind. And when we met she was on time to the fucking minute. One time she got caught in traffic me and was extremely apologetic and offered me an extra hour for my trouble. And the service itself was always fantastic.
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5847639]Okay, I like it. It shall be done.
Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.
Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only![/QUOTE]OK, a definite improvement over your post below that I referred to yesterday.
I've actually previously advocated for not succumbing to these crazy rates being charged by the providers, and to "stand one's ground". In fact, in a couple of instances when I visited an AMP and got the full hour (which I paid for). Along with a HJ, I pulled out 2 $20 bills for the tip at the end. The gal somewhat complained and wanted more, but I said no, and gave her the $40. Now if the other members of your group would just do the same!
Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.
Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay [I]one[/I] rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?
Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?
We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We [i]demand[/i] that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to [i]all[/i] men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but [i]only[/i] if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up. Be entitled, CHAPS, you deserve it!
Report!!
Black women are very hit and miss. This was a date with a girl I'll call Roshumba. She was from South Africa. I knew that I was taking a big chance.
I prefer Black girls who are young, light-skinned, long-haired, slim, and pretty face. There was a girl at my high school named Karla, who was a cheerleader. Karla, dark-skinned, but slim with small breasts. I won't say Karla's face was overly pretty, not like Jacqueline of WWE or Tatyana Ali. But, I always thought it would be sexy to have had sex, especially BBFS, with Karla. I was hoping that Roshumba would be my Karla fantasy.
She wasn't. Nice girl, but I just wasn't turned on. But, I felt so bad for her. I know that so many other guys who booked her, would feel the same way about her looks. She did CBJ, and didn't take off her top, and I frankly didn't care that she kept her top on. I wouldn't have been turned on.
I can cum only once a day. I basically faked cumming, said thank you, and I'm ready to shower. I could tell that she didn't believe that I came.
If I had a choice, I would have graciously ended our date after 5 minutes, and let her keep the full 300 dollar donation. I felt so sorry for her. And, her agency let her go, because she wasn't getting any bookings. But, it wasn't her fault. She can't help looking the way she does.
Karla, wherever you've been all these years: I've dreamed and fantasized about creaming you, and thinking of the beautiful babies we would have made together.
Have any of you wanted to end the date early, but felt so bad for the girl, you would have actually wanted her to keep most or all of the donation?
I'm going to take you through a drill here, to show you why blonde girls have so much margin for error, and can still look sexy.
Think of a blonde girl, 35 or younger. She could be a girl you grew up with, someone you work with, someone you saw on TV, or one that comes to your mind.
Try not to think of the hottest of hot blondes. Think of a blonde who is decent.
Got one in your mind?
Imagine: She is wearing a tee shirt and jeans. She takes those off, and now she's down to her white bra and white panties, non-g string.
Now, she ties her hair up in a ponytail. Ponytail, blonde, white bra and white panties.
Next, she takes off her bra, and she has nice perky tits.
She's standing there, with her blonde hair tied up, she's topless, and wearing just her white panties.
Does she look sexy to you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me tell you about a sexual fantasy I had about a woman at my office named Julie. She was a supervisor. She was married and had 2 kids, and about a year into my working there, she became pregnant with her daughter, her third child. I was 26 when I started. I would say Julie was about 31-32 at that time. Yes, she was probably 5 years older than me.
Julie has long blonde hair. Not a spinner. But busty and curvy. She did eventually slim down a bit, but especially after she had her daughter, Julie was busty and curvy.
I had the biggest fantasy, about BBFS with Julie. Her face was decent, I would call her more sexy than pretty. But, with that blonde hair, she was sexy, and a true MILF!
My fantasy was: Julie rents a hotel room. I meet her there after work. Julie ties up her blonde hair into a ponytail. She strips down to her white or black bra and g-string. She strips off her top, so that she's topless and in a g-string. She slaps me in the face, then pulls my pants down, exposed my butt, and she gives me hard firm bare hand English spankings. After smacking me a lot, she pushes me off of her with her left hand, and slaps me in the face three times with her right hand.
Some DFK, BBBJ, bls, sucking on her titties, and licking her ass.
Next, I would lie on my tummy on the bed, and Julie uses her leather switch to spank me on the butt.
Still topless and in a g-strong, Julie tells me to bend over her knee, and that I'm going to count after each smack on the butt. She spanks me 20 times, then she spanks me two more times and says, "Here are a couple more. ".
Julie would fondle my bare penis with her light fingernails, teasing it, I have to control not cumming.
Then Julie bends over, and I BBFS her doggy style. There is nothing sexier than doing doggy style on a blonde or Asian girl, with her moaning. Think about Audrey Poon from Crash. Julie is moaning and screaming, "Aahhhh, aahhh, ahhhh" while I'm thrusting her BBFS doggy style. I cum inside of her, I ask her if we're going to have a boy or a girl, and she says, "Oh, I hope a girl. ".
Julie wasn't the facially prettiest, her body was far from perfect, and she was never a spinner. But my god, I think she would have been a great fuck.
You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!
If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?
Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.
And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.
[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849457]You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!
If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?
Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.
And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.[/QUOTE]Getting a fiancee visa is easier said than done, especially from Eastern European Countries, just marrying and American will not suffice to get the visa.
Did she speak Afrikaans? How about Zulu, Khoekhoe or other language?
I'm surprised you paid her $300. You should have introduced her to the CHEAP provider affiliate program, Walter. You deserve and were entitled to her to use her body at a much cheaper rate. Disappointed in you.
[QUOTE=CharlesG1971;5849445]This was a date with a girl I'll call Roshumba. She was from South Africa.[/QUOTE]
Rex is exactly the kind of loser who would marry a woman just because she looks hot in a wedding dress, LOL.
[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849457]Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5850096]Did she speak Afrikaans? How about Zulu, Khoekhoe or other language?
I'm surprised you paid her $300. You should have introduced her to the CHEAP provider affiliate program, Walter. You deserve and were entitled to her to use her body at a much cheaper rate. Disappointed in you.[/QUOTE]She spoke English, but with an accent. I asked her what language they speak in South Africa, and her words, "Because of colonization, we speak English."
I kid you not, her booker described her looks as "androgynous." I wouldn't go that far, as Roshumba looked somewhat feminine. But, a girl can still look feminine, but not be sexy or sexually appealing.
I've even had dates where I just ran the clock out, and didn't even ask for full service, because I didn't want to cum with her, and wanted to just book another girl later, and hope for the better. If a guy pays for full service, and HE declines it, that has to be a bruise to her ego.
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5850100]Rex is exactly the kind of loser who would marry a woman just because she looks hot in a wedding dress, LOL.[/QUOTE]That would be my biggest concern: Would these pretty Ukrainian, or before the pandemic, sexy Colombian women just be using us American men as a "weigh station?" Or is it "way station?" I would not marry a hot Ukrainian, a hot Colombian, or a hot Chinese girl, if I knew that I was probably "just bridging her to her next relationship. " I don't like being used as a "stepping stone" for such women. But, my goodness, some women from Ukraine, Colombia and China, who are still even 32 or younger, and willing to marry American men who are 40-55, look hot! And yes, that wedding photo of her in her white wedding dress, or in a bathing suit, would be so hot, wow. Looks are the only important thing to me, so maybe it fits me.
How would you find one? If I was a catfisher I'd be buying all the domains I could find that sound anything like like "[URL]hotukrainianbrides.com[/URL]".
[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849457]You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!
If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?
Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.
And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.[/QUOTE]
Some contracts are front loaded—all the money now, with no guarantees.
Some are back loaded—a little at the start with the windfall later, loyalty rewarding.
Some are loaded with perks—perhaps less per event, but they come with all the benefits like free rides to and fro, bail outs, zero interest loan plans with no terms, cuck-at-the-ready, with complimentary rent, utilities, meals, and possibly even gifted transportation.
Anyone signatory yet?
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5848458]Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.
Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay [I]one[/I] rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?
Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?
We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We [i]demand[/i] that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to [i]all[/i] men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but [i]only[/i] if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up.[/QUOTE]
Dear Penthouse Forum.
[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849455]Let me tell you about a sexual fantasy I had about a woman at my office named Julie. She was a supervisor. She was married and had 2 kids, and about a year into my working there, she became pregnant with her daughter, her third child. I was 26 when I started. I would say Julie was about 31-32 at that time. Yes, she was probably 5 years older than me.
Julie has long blonde hair. Not a spinner. But busty and curvy. She did eventually slim down a bit, but especially after she had her daughter, Julie was busty and curvy.
I had the biggest fantasy, about BBFS with Julie. Her face was decent, I would call her more sexy than pretty. But, with that blonde hair, she was sexy, and a true MILF!
My fantasy was: Julie rents a hotel room. I meet her there after work. Julie ties up her blonde hair into a ponytail. She strips down to her white or black bra and g-string. She strips off her top, so that she's topless and in a g-string. She slaps me in the face, then pulls my pants down, exposed my butt, and she gives me hard firm bare hand English spankings. After smacking me a lot, she pushes me off of her with her left hand, and slaps me in the face three times with her right hand.
Some DFK, BBBJ, bls, sucking on her titties, and licking her ass.
Next, I would lie on my tummy on the bed, and Julie uses her leather switch to spank me on the butt..[/QUOTE]
During the Apartheid years (1948-1990), the white government tried to make Afrikaans mandatory in schools, a language which is essentially "Dutch light". That sparked all kinds of protests which led to riots. In white Afrikaner areas Afrikaans might be the only language the population will speak, even if they know English. The white folks in those areas are certainly very interesting. It's common for whites to speak Afrikaans to me when approaching. The non-Afrikaners there all say they don't really speak Afrikaans very well, then they start whipping-out phrases and inserting them into their English and then they can also generally converse with Afrikaans-speakers. Most of them don't consider themselves Afrikaans-speakers yet they still converse in it quite well which I always find interesting. Then you have the tribal native population who all still speak their tribal languages as well. I heard a lot of Zulu in Durban, for example. Now, young white people are beginning to learn tribal languages, so sometimes you hear them speak three different languages.
[QUOTE=CharlesG1971;5850118]She spoke English, but with an accent. I asked her what language they speak in South Africa, and her words, "Because of colonization, we speak English."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DaveG1;5850351]Tip providers or just pay the agreed fee? Curious what other people do. I don't tip extra.[/QUOTE]Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.
[QUOTE=Rodgazina;5850779]Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.[/QUOTE]So you're a simp? Because you pay for sex?
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5833243]I have not used one of these devices, but have you considered walking at different periods of the day? This isn't the reply for which you were asking, but some things to consider -.
Break walking up into blocks. I often walk right out of bed in the morning. Gives me about 3,000 steps to start it off. I go out again around noon and maybe once again in the afternoon or in the evening after I finish my gym training. All told I get about 12,000-15,000 steps every day or more by doing it that way (I also get steps while in the gym, so that's part of the total). Each block takes roughly about 15 minutes, not really that long when you think about it. The reason as to why you might put more consideration into this is because when you walk you're working all of the muscle groups which were created to help you, well, walk. It will give balance. It also does boost your lungs as well. I would absolutely ask your doctor of PT about this, my very strong assumption is that he or she will prefer that you actually walk. I've been doing a lot of pretty active and heavy athletic training for years, it's something which i'm very much into, and have a sports PT whom I see every month. He always tells me that walking is really the perfect activity for humans, good for recovery after a high-energy day or even for it's own benefit whenever i'm unable to train.
This all assumes, of course, that you are able to actually walk. You didn't really say as much in your post, so of course I'm making some assumptions here.[/QUOTE]Got my Cubii today. Setup was easy. I have done 31 minutes, and 2400 strides. Not as effective as a bike or treadmill, but I hope it's better than nothing. Of my 150 minutes per week of cardio, I may depend on my Cubii for 30-60 of those minutes.
This is my first day using my new Cubii Jr. 2 Elliptical. So far, I've done a collective 1:10, and 5300 strides. Off and on, not straight through. My legs feel pretty good! Maybe, this is going to be effective, as part of my 150 minutes a week of cardio. I might be in the honeymoon phase with this machine, though.
[QUOTE=Rodgazina;5850779]Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.[/QUOTE]Could not agree more. I have never left a tip for an independent provider (nor one through an "agency" Now, for gals who work at an AMP, that's a different story.
That's a good start. If you need to start dropping body fat or something for health reasons this is a way to get it fired-up. You might want to get out and walk a bit on weekends or in the evenings as well. The problem is that if you do something over and over with one portion of your body you could end-up with some sort of ankle, muscle, ligament or tendon injury. Might be a good idea to get up and move your body the natural way, the way it was created to be used.
Have a conversation with your doc about that. Then start working on your burpee progressions.
[QUOTE=WarriorDennis;5851127]This is my first day using my new Cubii Jr. 2 Elliptical. So far, I've done a collective 1:10, and 5300 strides. Off and on, not straight through. My legs feel pretty good! Maybe, this is going to be effective, as part of my 150 minutes a week of cardio. I might be in the honeymoon phase with this machine, though.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WarriorDennis;5851127]This is my first day using my new Cubii Jr. 2 Elliptical. So far, I've done a collective 1:10, and 5300 strides. Off and on, not straight through. My legs feel pretty good! Maybe, this is going to be effective, as part of my 150 minutes a week of cardio. I might be in the honeymoon phase with this machine, though.[/QUOTE]Good for you bro. After you do this for a while, you should expand to walking outside or on a full machine indoors where you are exercising your gut and getting in more of a cardio workout. I wish more of us paid attention to their health and took this first step to get started. Another good habit that works well for me is to set 2 goals one easier and one a little more challenging. Whatever that goal is. Either number of pounds to loose or number of steps a day. Whatever. That really really helps to keep me motivated. The easier goal is something you do in a short period of time. Something you will achieve so it gives you a sense of accomplishment. The other goal should be harder but too hard or else you will loose motivation.
I also have a pair of 15 pound dumbbells, and a 12 pound medicine ball in the living room. I know that the sum is less than the parts, but doing arm weights, and some Cubii Jr, I hope will be worth something. I'm not depending on the Cubii to make up 100 of my weekly 150 minutes of cardio.
BTW, as of 9:55 pm on Saturday, since setting it up Thursday evening, I have done a total of 4 hours and 40 minutes of Cubii pedaling. Maybe it keeps my legs fresh, but I doubt it does much for my midsection, if anything at all.
[QUOTE=Rodgazina;5850779]Lmao no, who the fuck pays extra when more than half have to advertise with specials to get calls. Pay them the least you can get away with for the most service. Its already simp behavior to pay women for sex, its even more pathetic to "tip" on top of it. Doesn't matter how much you make either, it isn't a flex to tip a pro.[/QUOTE]Most definitely. These hookers are already getting hundreds an hour while most are providing shitty covered services. The few times that a hooker asked me for a tip I just laughed at her and left. You're there to satisfy me I've paid you an agreed upon amount of money to do it and you want more for doing your job? LOL. Fucking hooker logic cracks me up.
You might want to look at squatting with those dumbells. Squatting is a very natural human movement and it's also the cornerstone of all strength development. Burns a lot of calories, too. It uses the large compound muscle groups. Lunges are also good. When your squat strength goes up, strength for all of your other activities and lifts will also go up. If you are unable to get into a squat position right now, which a lot of adults and desk-workers aren't able to do, start doing the squat stretch and just do body-weight squats, aim for 20 per set if you can.
Using weights for your arms, particularly biceps, aren't going to do much for you. You'll want to focus on the big, compound natural human movements. Doing overhead shoulder presses would be much better than bicep curls. Also, try some basic calisthenics. Body-weight squats, push-ups, pull-ups, ab work. Nothing wrong with calisthenics, nothing wrong with those at all. If you can't do one pull-up, which a lot of people can't, try getting an assisted band, wrapping it around the bar and putting your foot into the band. You'll build from there. Or you can do reverse push-ups which you can do under a table by grabbing both sides of the table and pulling yourself up like a push-up but in reverse. You can also use a thicker broomstick across two counter tops. You can do 8-10 (or however many you can do) reps of everything in a circuit for a few sets every day. Calisthenics can prepare for you barbell weightlifting if that's a direction you'd like to go at some point. The big thing is to train for movement and mobility, not necessarily for pure strength. Strength just comes along for the ride.
You'll also want to focus on your core. Do not ever overlook the power of core work. People get injured because they lack core strength. Forget sit-ups, just don't do them, they work the hip-flexors more than anything and aren't good for the back. Start by doing planks (look those up on YouTube). The US military has switched to planks instead of sit-ups, that should tell you something. If you do one thing every day, it should be abs. They are central to how we move and they protect the spine.
You might also want to buy a foam roller. You can buy the big black styrofoam rollers on Amazon. You'll want to roll more than stretch as it's better for you. Rolling will loosen-up the muscle groups. I roll every morning right out of bed, about a five minute rolling routine. For me, I pay very close attention to the hips and hip-flexors along with the quads. You'll be surprised how much you'll loosen-up with just a simple roll.
[QUOTE=WarriorDennis;5853984]I also have a pair of 15 pound dumbbells, and a 12 pound medicine ball in the living room. I know that the sum is less than the parts, but doing arm weights, and some Cubii Jr, I hope will be worth something. I'm not depending on the Cubii to make up 100 of my weekly 150 minutes of cardio.
BTW, as of 9:55 pm on Saturday, since setting it up Thursday evening, I have done a total of 4 hours and 40 minutes of Cubii pedaling. Maybe it keeps my legs fresh, but I doubt it does much for my midsection, if anything at all.[/QUOTE]
Soo this dude pretty much paid to have a chat with said provider and not fuck!? Wow. So many things wrong with this.
Can she refund the $?
I wonder how many men have gone through this but are to pussified to write an alert or back him up. No wonder it continues to happened. Bad behavior goes unpunished!
[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2346851-Felt-i-got-scammed-total-waste-of-time-and[/URL]
Members have No fucking right to tell another member what not to post, or to stop posting. Moderators are the only ones who have that right. Don't you dare as a member, try to control what another member posts. You just shut the fuck up, assholes! No member tell another member what to do. You have No right to do that. Just shut the fuck up!
[QUOTE=BusSit69;5862232]Soo this dude pretty much paid to have a chat with said provider and not fuck!? Wow. So many things wrong with this.
Can she refund the $?
I wonder how many men have gone through this but are to pussified to write an alert or back him up. No wonder it continues to happened. Bad behavior goes unpunished!
[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2346851-Felt-i-got-scammed-total-waste-of-time-and[/URL][/QUOTE]I read this alert last night and thought the same thing. Naturally, Bridgette Kelly says tough darts for the hobbyist as usual. What a horrible woman she is! Anyway, yeah, she could and should have refunded the guy something. But the majority of them would never dream of doing that, and even fewer would actually do it. I'll venture right now that this was a total scam from the start--and since it worked so well, she'll probably carry right on doing it.
"My body, my rules". Yes dear, we all know that. But if you're selling it, we ought to at least get to study it for a while!! I'm reminded sadly of Selicitybby, who does and allows nothing but will at least show you the goods. This one was "uncomfortable" and wouldn't even do that, yet here she is among us with a textbook bait-and-switch. What a sorry-ass joke, and at our high expense, no less. The hobbyist felt scammed because he was, pure and simple. I'm amazed the mods haven't deleted that thread yet, but I'm sure they'll get it done sometime today.
I read this alert. Her menu is just a long of list of no's (in other words don't even think of touching me. I'll initiate all the touching.). She doesn't list anything she likes to do. That's a big red flag to stay away. Her add is misleading when she claims to be open minded (generally code for I have secret menu for the right price). Open minded about what exactly? The request for a deposit up front in the add another red flag. All the rules about how to contact her and when another red flag. The add alone would have been enough to make me swipe to the next. The long list of no's would have definitely had me swipe to the next. This guy got played. I feel bad for him.
[QUOTE=GinVermo;5862868]I read this alert last night and thought the same thing. Naturally, Bridgette Kelly says tough darts for the hobbyist as usual. What a horrible woman she is! Anyway, yeah, she could and should have refunded the guy something. But the majority of them would never dream of doing that, and even fewer would actually do it. I'll venture right now that this was a total scam from the start--and since it worked so well, she'll probably carry right on doing it.
"My body, my rules". Yes dear, we all know that. But if you're selling it, we ought to at least get to study it for a while!! I'm reminded sadly of Selicitybby, who does and allows nothing but will at least show you the goods. This one was "uncomfortable" and wouldn't even do that, yet here she is among us with a textbook bait-and-switch. What a sorry-ass joke, and at our high expense, no less. The hobbyist felt scammed because he was, pure and simple. I'm amazed the mods haven't deleted that thread yet, but I'm sure they'll get it done sometime today.[/QUOTE]