Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Twisted Steele]Anybody seen this girl from Km on Division? Her name is Hunny. I only saw her once about a month ago at KM then we met for takeout. Haven't seen her since and didn't get her digits. She's a real nice latina. Cute face. Big soft tits. Legs you wanna die in. Tall probly 5'9 or 5'10. Can't get her off my mind. Please PM me if you know her.[/QUOTE]Twist longtime lrker but my first post. I kno ur girl. I met her in 1997 or 98 in Tan Bodies on Ontario. She was such a sweet thing. She startd me in the monger thing. Back then it was nothing more then a h/s then I got her to cbj then bbbjtc. Nevr culd get her to fs even seeing her 2-3x a week. Then she just disapeered. I heard she got married. Didn't know she was still working. If you do find her, PM her digits. Hunny still looks good after all these years. Go easy on her, leave some for the rest of us.

[QUOTE=Bildo]Went to a place that has been advertising in the threapeutic section on CL.

They are next to an L stop at 4667 North Manor. Called and the guy who answered said they were open to 10, last appointment at 9:30. He was touting a staff of young Latin, Asian and European ladies.

I couldn't get there until the last appointment on Sunday night and the massuese was a young pretty European girl whose name I could never hope to pronounce, let alone spell. Half hour for .40, no shower offered, I doubt they have a TS. The place is a very small storefront, the window says it is a doctor's office also offering massage therapy. There is a small lobby in the front with a couple of chairs and a desk with a computer. Young Asian guy took the appointments and was on site the entire time.

The massage was fabulous. It was obvious from the start there would be no extras. Covered with a towel the entire time. She practically ran out of the room when she announced the massage was over. Who knows, maybe they are a little paranoid being new, if I look like a cop it would be one near retirement. I doubt it with this young girl though. Who knows maybe the other staff is more approachable. It has a vibe, especially the way the guy sells the variety of staff, and the office setup that it may have potential. Like any other place YMMV. She even offered me a glass of water onthe way out, you know to get rid of the toxins.

Hope you have better luck than me if you visit.

- Bildo[/QUOTE]The Young Asian guy who took the appointments and was on site the entire time" is the owner of these Elle SPAs!!! No wonder he didn't want you touch any one of his girls on site. They all belong to him.

Just got back from Ashland. Visited with Maggie who is formerly from Xindy. 4 on looks and a good 5 on body. she gave a fine table shower hitting all the good spots well. Did not rush through the washing. Gave a very good massage and again took her time and hit all right places. Tried to get it all but only got a shake and my mouth full of boobage and a promise for everything next time. Paid .65 for hour with table shower and .55 for the additional work which more than I would pay for a shake but massage was very good. She had a good tableside manner and was friendly. Will revisit to sample others.

[QUOTE=Twisted Steele]Anybody seen this girl from Km on Division? Her name is Hunny. I only saw her once about a month ago at KM then we met for takeout. Haven't seen her since and didn't get her digits. She's a real nice latina. Cute face. Big soft tits. Legs you wanna die in. Tall probly 5'9 or 5'10. Can't get her off my mind. Please PM me if you know her.[/QUOTE]Thank you anallee for Hunny's digits. Jesus, if Hunny ever had a johnson i'd be surprised. PM me if your interested in her digits. I'm goin back in!

[QUOTE=Billybeartku]Hi all,

Came back from singapore salon. Went there during Friday afternoon, it was empty when I visited. The girl that "served" me was Candy, a 30ish Korean, not pretty imo. I paid 70 upfront when I went in. So after a shower and 5 min sauna, Candy started to massage me and I can feel that she was feeling me and trying to get me to DO something. So I felt her leg and worked my way up a little bit, I asked do you offer extra. She said what do you want. I said. Full. She's like. Okay, how much, I said $1 she's like. No, $1. 5. I was like. No, I only have $1. 2 in my pocket, and that's how much I can afford. So $1. 2 it is. The EXERCISE wasn't too good, she was a little rushy, I told her to slow down. So she gave more BJ and finally let me in. Wouldn't let me kiss her or play her kitty. And I got really turned off and wondering why I would spend $2 doing bed exercise w/ a 30ish not-good-looking Korean woman. Anyway. Overall it was a okay experience. Probably won't go back unless I can get a good service from a young girl (20-25ish).

Did I go at the bad time? Wrong girl? Any other mp around cook county I should go check out? Please lead this noob.[/QUOTE]I doubt you were with a 30 ish woman. All the most of ladies there are in there 50 s and up maybe she was in here late 40s.

Prostitution Ring Shut Down

Alderman Schulter is pleased to announce that, after requesting an investigation on a local business operating without a proper business license, Cook County Sherriff Tom Dart arrested four individuals in connection to a prostitution ring operated out of Bamboo Massage at 4351 N. Western Avenue. This establishment has now been officially shut down. Alderman Schulter continues to monitor business operations throughout the Ward to ensure that the safety and well being of the residents is maintained. Alderman Schulter would also like to take this opportunity to commend Sherriff Tom Dart and his vice staff on their response to this situation.

[QUOTE=Blue Screen][url]www.chicagomassagelincolnpark.com[/url]

A Korean girl answered the door. Didn't get a name but she was young, nice figure, tight jeans and shirt; very attractive! But based on what I've read here, that's usually the sign of a rip off. 7. 5/hr at the door and left my shoes in the lobby. She escorted me back, I saw a table shower on the way in but she didn't offer. She left me in the room to undress and w/out a towel, so I laid down on the table. There was a heater and some soft music playing. She came back and started the massage.

It wasn’t bad, but she definitely wasn't trained or had much experience. I let my hands wander a few times; twice she move back and the third time told me "no touching". The turn over was OK but she kept the towel well positioned. She was very nice to look at so it was extra frustrating that I couldn't do more.[/QUOTE]

Edit: I'm postponing my review (which was a good review). There is a bizarre flame-war on craigslist going on between a disgruntled customer and the owner. The customer claims to have reported the Spa to the police and the owner is threatening to beat up the customer. Don't want to draw more attention to the place now.

I've read the forum but can't find what I'm looking for: an MP with Oriental girls (only) and close to where I'll be staying on my first trip to Chicago. 201 East Delaware Place. Is there any hope of that? I would appreciate some advice, I'll be relying on taxi's if I have to travel far.

I went to ths place 1 time was charged 80 for the hour, no half hour was offered. I had Brenda a good looking latina with a tight little ass, massage was ok but the extras were high 60 for a hj and another 60 a piece for topless and bottomless. I got her down to 50 just for the hj. So paid 130 for all that not really worth it, but I'm glad to hear they got shut down I hate nothing more than overpriced parlors, the sad thing is the most overpriced ones are the latina parlors.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Prostitution Ring Shut Down

Alderman Schulter is pleased to announce that, after requesting an investigation on a local business operating without a proper business license, Cook County Sherriff Tom Dart arrested four individuals in connection to a prostitution ring operated out of Bamboo Massage at 4351 N. Western Avenue. This establishment has now been officially shut down. Alderman Schulter continues to monitor business operations throughout the Ward to ensure that the safety and well being of the residents is maintained. Alderman Schulter would also like to take this opportunity to commend Sherriff Tom Dart and his vice staff on their response to this situation.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Prostitution Ring Shut Down

Alderman Schulter would also like to take this opportunity to commend Sherriff Tom Dart and his vice staff on their response to this situation.[/QUOTE]Ah, yes. Another score for the good guys. Local LE can't find any corruption in City government, can't keep kids or grandmothers from being shot to death and can't keep CPD from abusing citizens, but damnit they can shut down a massage parlor. Good work, fellas! Let's meet at the the Double D and celebrate with coffee and doughnuts. Hey Aldermen, vote yourselves another raise.

[QUOTE=Bulai69]I've read the forum but can't find what I'm looking for: an MP with Oriental girls (only) and close to where I'll be staying on my first trip to Chicago. 201 East Delaware Place. Is there any hope of that? I would appreciate some advice, I'll be relying on taxi's if I have to travel far.[/QUOTE]

Nothing close to wher you are staying. Chinatown, which is = or - 30 blocks south of you is your best bet. You could get on the Red Line Subway at Chicago ave or Division and take it south to the Chinatown stop and then walk around.

Thanks for reply - I'll give it a try and report findings!

Welcome to the area. I'm not local but just wanted to suggest that for a person in your postition, a GPS machine would make like so much easier.

For not much more than the cost of 1 1/2 -2 sessions you'll find that your confidence level increased and find that rental cars are now a viable option.

GPS's can also be rented through most of the car rental agencies.

Just my POV.

[QUOTE=Bulai69]I've read the forum but can't find what I'm looking for: an MP with Oriental girls (only) and close to where I'll be staying on my first trip to Chicago. 201 East Delaware Place. Is there any hope of that? I would appreciate some advice, I'll be relying on taxi's if I have to travel far.[/QUOTE]

I took a friend at a korean nail salon and they offer massages for $80 an hour. I thought I saw a table shower when I went to the washroom. Are nail salons just a front or do you fellas ususally find them to be legit.

Just visited May again at relax. Although I got FS the last couple times, I wanted something new and special. Wow, I had a car date with her after the business closed. She and I spent more than 30 minutes in my Van. She has a nice gorgeous body, firm B cup breast, and tight ass all in one nice package. Wow, the best I like is when she moaned (I recorded with my blackberry). Definitely will repeat this great experience.
[url]http://www.freewebs.com/marthaa/may.mp3[/url]

Decided to give Zeus on Montrose a try this Sat. Afternoon. Found the place easy enough and there’s free street parking. Rang the bell and was quickly greeted by an attractive Latino MILF. Her name was "Maryet" (I think). Not ‘Mary’ she corrected, that’s another girl. Maryet was about a 6 or 7, dressed in tight jeans and low-cut tight tank top to show her c-cups. A post-pregnant belly (like most) and a little overweight, but well-proportioned like an hour-glass, and relativity tall for a Latino woman. The two other girls were 2-3s at best, short and very overweight. Whew, I got lucky!

Maryet looked shocked when she answered the door, "You want a massage? ! ? " I guess they don’t get many yuppies in this neighborhood. I signed in and paid 80/hour. Led back to a room and told to undress, no offer of a shower (I didn’t ask). The massage was above average, not professional level, but better than most amateurs. I let my hands roam after the first ten min and met no resistance. She made a point of rubbing the ‘girls’ against me (clothed) and spend a lot of time on my gluts.

After about 30 min she began to quickly run her fingers up and down my body. I took this as a signal to turnover. I asked her to take her top off and she said 60 to take care of me and 40 more for the top. I agreed (sorry for not negotiating) and the top came off. They were a great set. I sat up to massage them with my hands and mouth while she worked on me. This continued for another ten minutes with no resistance or shyness on her part. Everything ended well and she toweled me off.

Oh, and she smelled nice! Those asian girls at the AMP’s can have strong cooking/food odors sometimes.

Overall a good experience, not GFE but nice. It was a bit more than I was planning to spend.

2nd trip to relax. 2nd decent massage. Again, no extras. They must think I am a cop. What the hell am I doing wrong? I say I have been there, say I forgot the name, etc, the usual BS that seems to work and nothing. ugh!

[QUOTE=Chiguy1983]I took a friend at a korean nail salon and they offer massages for $80 an hour. I thought I saw a table shower when I went to the washroom. Are nail salons just a front or do you fellas ususally find them to be legit.[/QUOTE]You will find both. It is not just the Koreans places, but any nationality has such places. Not all, but some. I sometimes like a little pampering with a mani/pedi and massage at the same time once in a while.

Dont be shy about asking them for info that you seek. They are in business to make money, so they welcome questions about different services that are offered.
Where is this place? It is OK to put it on the board, or you can PM me.

This is a LATE report due to the fact that I had puter probs then was out of town. Stopped by Senina for the 1st time a few weeks back. Paid .45 for 30 mins and was informed that for .2 more I could get 60 mins. Declined as I was not willing to pay extra and take the chance of no fun. Left shoes downstairs and went up and got Tanny? mid 30's slim dark hair. Papasan commented on how every1 was going for half hour today. I said it was because the weather was so warm probably. Off to the room and oddly Tanny didn't leave while I stripped down. I took that as a decent sign. While I was undressing she cam over and played with my butt abd then the fellas and I took that as a really good sign!! Decent enough massage then she suggested I get a full hr, the little head did the thinking and I agreed. She then asked if I wanted more massage and I said certainly. She wanted .5 but the little head wasn't that in control and I said .4 she agreed and off we went. She had a good technique and tactics. She stayed between my legs so I had 0 chance of roaming hands. I got to roam before and after though. It was a decent experience and I'm sure to be back.

[QUOTE=Bulai69]I've read the forum but can't find what I'm looking for: an MP with Oriental girls (only) and close to where I'll be staying on my first trip to Chicago. 201 East Delaware Place. Is there any hope of that? I would appreciate some advice, I'll be relying on taxi's if I have to travel far.[/QUOTE]

google maps can be your friend here. find you location, then use the find nearby for the massage places.

Rose has been advertizing that they are open untill 11:00 now. So I thought maybe they have changed they ways. I was wrong. I did get a great massage from a very cute girl named Cindy. I was covered with a towel as I was laying in my front. When asked to flip, she put a smaller towel on the package. Then she started a very light massage of the inner thigh. As thing grew, the towel fell off. I did all of the touching I could, but she would always step back. Now I have only been shut out of one place and this is it. So I left with a very good massage and very BLUE balls.

Rose is a no-go for extras.

Go 1 block north and cross the street to Seven Heavens for what you're looking for.

[QUOTE=Mj138]2nd trip to relax. 2nd decent massage. Again, no extras. They must think I am a cop. What the hell am I doing wrong? I say I have been there, say I forgot the name, etc, the usual BS that seems to work and nothing. ugh![/QUOTE]Did your massage happen in a room with a door?

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Rose is a no-go for extras.

Go 1 block north and cross the street to Seven Heavens for what you're looking for.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, extras are there for the taking. It takes time and probably more money than you/we want to spend, but they are there. I have a friend who went there hammered one night to see his "main" girl there, and shelled out $200 for FS plus house fee. He did not feel good the next day. I didnt give him any sh@t about it either. Yea!

Seven Heavens is managed by Sunny/Sonia who used to work at Relax, and she and her girls have a Full Menu waiting for you.

Searched the board. I can't seem to find a location for Seven Heaven. Not on Google either. Help anyone?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ashmartha]Just visited May again at relax. Although I got FS the last couple times, I wanted something new and special. Wow, I had a car date with her after the business closed. She and I spent more than 30 minutes in my Van. She has a nice gorgeous body, firm B cup breast, and tight ass all in one nice package. Wow, the best I like is when she moaned (I recorded with my blackberry). Definitely will repeat this great experience.

[url]http://www.freewebs.com/marthaa/may.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]That was awesome, man. I am going to ask for that when I see May next time.

[QUOTE=Gfxchi]Searched the board. I can't seem to find a location for Seven Heaven. Not on Google either. Help anyone?
[/QUOTE]

u forgot the "s"
[url]http://chicago.everyblock.com/business-licenses/by-date/2007/9/17/150924/[/url]
do a search for "1026"

I think if you get Cici or Wendy - you won't get extra. Nothing to do with the room.

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Did your massage happen in a room with a door?[/QUOTE]

Little late to respond to this, since I haven't checked the board in a while. As someone else who has experienced the much older lady there, I have to say the weird part for me wasn't so much her age, but the fact that she has what can only be called "grandmother hair." Still though, the "younger" one, who is probably in her mid to late 40s does have a rocking bod for almost any age.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I knew it was bound to happen, well gentleman, my luck ran out the other day. I got the old gal at CTM. A nice woman, in a grandmotherly way, with a fair technique mind you, but for the life of me I couldn't relax.

I am writing a letter to my congressman tonight demanding that legislation be passed requiring a mandatory retirement age for massage therapists.

My father had large dreams for his son, and tonight I know he looks down on me rolling in the clouds laughing his ass off.

Gentlemen, tonight, if you feel the same energy that I do, if you feel the same urgency that I do, if you feel the same passion that I do, if you feel the same hopefulness that I do, if we do what we must do, then I have no doubt that all across the country, from Florida to Oregon, from Washington to Maine, the people will rise up and demand a monger bill of rights.[/QUOTE]

Hey all,

New to this thing, I have gone to the fire dept & Millenium Park locations. I usually tip them $20. Always leave very satisfied. I was thinking about going to Senina. What is the best way to make my wishes known there as a newbie? Who Should I ask for? And What exactly do they do with the table shower?

Of course I appreciate any other guidance. Do any provide more than just a HJ?

Hi,

I am not from Illinois, so excuse me for asking simple questions that probably seem trifle to some.

I am flying out of ORD on tuesday evening so will be driving down to Elkgrove village to stay in a motel o/n. Since, I do not know the area at all, I searched on google and came up with about 10 MPs in that area. Dont know which one to go to.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I am driving down from Iowa. So, anything enroute would be fine too.

Thankyou in anticipation,

Newbie.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Rose is a no-go for extras.

Go 1 block north and cross the street to Seven Heavens for what you're looking for.[/QUOTE]


I do know about Sunny/Sonja. I have had her many times. Both at Relax and Seven. She always makes sure that I get treated good when I go there.
I'm just looking for some younger pu**y to poke.
Pussypoker

[QUOTE=Lucky 113]I think if you get Cici or Wendy - you won't get extra. Nothing to do with the room.[/QUOTE]I can 2nd that, at least with regard to Wendy :( I called ahead, asked who was available for a certain time...but it wasn't the usual woman who answered the phone, so they said "just come in and pick". Except, they didn't let me pick, just kind of said "Wendy turn next". Next time, I'm asking for a specific lady that I know will give me what I like :)

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Hey all,

New to this thing, I have gone to the fire dept & Millenium Park locations. I usually tip them $20. Always leave very satisfied. I was thinking about going to Senina. What is the best way to make my wishes known there as a newbie? Who Should I ask for? And What exactly do they do with the table shower?

Of course I appreciate any other guidance. Do any provide more than just a HJ?[/QUOTE]Do a search is all I will say.

50% off massage coupons are available at their main Chinatown loction, 3501 S Lowe. Ask anyone at the desk

Short of checking that main location, you may think about reading the WEALTH of knowledge contained within these pages. You can also use the search function located in the upper right corner of your screen. That's my diplomatic way of saying RTFF!!!!!!! Elk Grove Village newbie try the threads that are available to the respective suburbs near you. Mt Prospect could be a great resource to you.

Hi,

Thanks Chris, for pointing me in the right direction. I will post once i get back about my experience.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Hey all,

New to this thing, I have gone to the fire dept & Millenium Park locations. I usually tip them $20. Always leave very satisfied. I was thinking about going to Senina. What is the best way to make my wishes known there as a newbie? Who Should I ask for? And What exactly do they do with the table shower?

Of course I appreciate any other guidance. Do any provide more than just a HJ?[/QUOTE]Your report is good , but it is OK to say the name of the place. iI think you are talking about Mercy. Is this correct?

As far as Senina, the search here is, and can be your best friend.

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]50% off massage coupons are available at their main Chinatown loction, 3501 S Lowe. Ask anyone at the desk[/QUOTE]

I stopped in yesterday and they have a 4 hand massage special this week. Plus, this weekend only...a pork pull. Gotta get some of that.

Stinky Out

Mi mi is a beautiful women. I will have to say she gave me the best massage I have ever had and I have been going to asian massage parlors for seven years. I go at least once to twice a week. I'm not realy into real young girls since I am in my fortys. Mi mi is not real young but not old either. The more you tip the happier you will become. If I could afford it I would see mi mi everyday but I can't afford more then once or twice a week. She gave me a massage that really took one hour. It was a deep tissue massage she is very petite but very strong and can really do your body some good. I am very sad to say but here last day at work will be tommorow. That would be Friday. If you have never been there it is on irving park road. I would insist on seeing mimi and no one else you will not regret it. I also would be prepared to give her a very large tip ahead of time you will not regret it. You will need to give her at leat one hundred dollars and you will smile when you leave. I gave her two hundred and was in heaven. I will say that if you were planing to go some where else don't go to body and soul.