The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2318822]Only decision now is Microwave or Stovetop.[/QUOTE]Airpopped is the only way to go. One thing that sucks about Argentina? The popcorn at the movies is served cold. Yes, cold I tell you.

Daughter,

I have now read this post five times and I have no idea what you are saying.

Would you mind repeating it in English?

That said, I think we would all like some pointers on fucking.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2319032]Are you a fan of BB?. Maybe you could send some Talent his way so he sounds live what the studio does. Oh and some pointers the on Fucking. Helps is you not on the Yo.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]

This is just my take on the world.

I have no use for pimps, managers, boyfriends, whatever you want to call them. I, as many of you, see them as leaches.

I can only imagine that these scourges on society come out of the woodwork far too often and try to appeal to the ladies we love (and even the flakes and fakes). That is something no lady should every have to worry about. I mean, just to worry about LE, cheap skates, paranoid newbees, time wasters, guys with bad breath, guys with unusual tropical diseases and other stupid stuff is enough.

I have no idea what to do about it except to say this, you may be a SP I see often. You may be a SP I would never see in a million years if you were the last woman on Earth (OK, that's a lie, the little head would eventually win out). You may have picked my pocket (hats off to Jackie on that line). You may have wasted my time and tried to upsell me. That doesn't matter. If a pimp is bugging you I think there are enough of us here that would consider trying to back you up in some way.

I am not saying we would slash some tires or break a leg, although, that might not be totally off the table. I am not necessarily saying that a group of us would stop by at some appointed time and help the scum bag with an attitude adjustment. I am not sure what I am saying. I just want you to know that I think it sucks and you shouldn't have to endure it.

Time for coffee.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2319171]It amazes me that my intelligence continues to get insulted.

So the little pimp that I held for 20 minutes against his will and thought he had game but my pimp hand out weighs his any day. So the offer of sending me business first 2 I keep after that he gets 50 $ cut. Well I guess they thought I didn't know what 2+2 equaled. So after the 4th meeting with YurmanMinnion and the third and fourth time I found 70 firecrackers on my table. Well 129 - 50 = 70.

So I sent PimpShorty a love note to let his friend know I'm going to have something real special for him next time I see him. He tells me how that's not wise he knows where I live. After ROFLMAO I reminded him how scared I would be of a little leprechaun I held against his will for 20 minutes.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Otwist;2318955]What fine advice. NOT! What lady is going to come into town and then want to have a bunch of mongers tell them how to run their business and lives? The simple answer to this question is nobody likes to be told what to do, especially by a stranger. More nonsense from Exec Talent.

Another question: what monger wants to take advice from another monger with no reviews to his credit? Or does the comments ET made about the towels and sheets at a massage establishment count as a review?

The wheels on the popcorn machine go round and round.[/QUOTE]This is not the first time I have noticed a beef between you two mongers so I did some research. I went back 7 pages, to 2013, and did not find one single review of a provider on ET posts. Not ONE single review? ET, your credibility is shot here until you contribute like the rest of us. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2319032]Are you a fan of BB?. Maybe you could send some Talent his way so he sounds live what the studio does. Oh and some pointers the on Fucking. Helps is you not on the Yo.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]What exactly is this supposed to say bol.

DE69,

You replied to my diatribe on the recent drama that is occurring in your life as it relates to Dahlia. Sorry I missed it when it was posted. Frankly, I have been doing a lot of yard work while I am off the road for the holidays and just missed it. Plus, my hobby has taken a slight yet fun detour.

I am guessing you probably won't hear back from Dahlia because she will consider it pointless. Your negative reviews caused her no loss of business or harm and, frankly, you look like a moron on several levels. I don't think that is lacking luck, which I did think, but with this post I do see it is just you trying to stick up for yourself and that also makes no sense. So, at the end of the day, you caused her phone to ring and now there are complaints because her dance card is filling up quickly. That is probably not what you had in mind.

I am happy you had 167 hobby dreams in 2014. Simple math, that is better than three a week. You averaged hiring three hookers a week for the year? Shit, dude, you dropped a lot of coin. At an average of $. 5 you dropped over 25 Grand. Have you lost your fucking mind? You are right. Hiring hookers has nothing to do with luck. It just takes having a phone and, as it seems, an endless source of cash. What do you think this hobby is about? Trust me, it isn't about getting laid. It doesn't take a stud to fuck a hooker. Any pathetic looser can pull it off. It just takes finding the hooker and paying her and fucking her. What is this hobby and our literary club about? It is about us guys watching each others' back. If the hobby was even slightly legal this board would not exist.

So, if you want to be a good neighbor, please write some reviews. You can start with the 167 adventures you say you had. As I noted earlier, you have written five reviews of our legendary Homecoming Queen and that is about it. Did you see her 167 times? So, pony up, dude, write some reviews, share some intel, help your fellow brothers in the literary society stay out of trouble. With 167 you had to have move than one bad experience and you had to have had some good experiences.

What I am saying is, quit crying like a little girl, man up, write some reviews and earn your creds.

Is any of this making sense?

C3.

[QUOTE=DreamForever69;2316313]My 2nd negative review on this cold hearted provider has been up for almost 20 hours and she hasn't disputed one word I said. She even texted me early this morning and laughed it off thinking she is {all that}. Glad people like her but I should not have been treated this way by her and to this day I still don't know why she did this which is why I posted on here. Hell I like Dahlia, enjoyed my 65 minute talk with her donation free which is why her actions afterwards has me puzzled. As for calling me unlucky C3, in this case I would have to agree. But in the whole scheme of hobbying I had 167 dreams in 2014. And that my {friend} has nothing to do with luck. Hell most of the women CONTACT ME to see them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2319428]Does anyone know where I can get deer antler bones for my dog? I had a client bring them once.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]I usually go out and hit a deer with my car, then cut the antlers off. But remember, bring a saw. Maybe Khrystal, or Dallas can help you out.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2319877]DE69,

You replied to my diatribe on the recent drama that is occurring in your life as it relates to Dahlia. Sorry I missed it when it was posted. Frankly, I have been doing a lot of yard work while I am off the road for the holidays and just missed it. Plus, my hobby has taken a slight yet fun detour.

I am guessing you probably won't hear back from Dahlia because she will consider it pointless. Your negative reviews caused her no loss of business or harm and, frankly, you look like a moron on several levels. I don't think that is lacking luck, which I did think, but with this post I do see it is just you trying to stick up for yourself and that also makes no sense. So, at the end of the day, you caused her phone to ring and now there are complaints because her dance card is filling up quickly. That is probably not what you had in mind.

I am happy you had 167 hobby dreams in 2014. Simple math, that is better than three a week. You averaged hiring three hookers a week for the year? Shit, dude, you dropped a lot of coin. At an average of $. 5 you dropped over 25 Grand. Have you lost your fucking mind? You are right. Hiring hookers has nothing to do with luck. It just takes having a phone and, as it seems, an endless source of cash. What do you think this hobby is about? Trust me, it isn't about getting laid. It doesn't take a stud to fuck a hooker. Any pathetic looser can pull it off. It just takes finding the hooker and paying her and fucking her. What is this hobby and our literary club about? It is about us guys watching each others' back. If the hobby was even slightly legal this board would not exist.

So, if you want to be a good neighbor, please write some reviews. You can start with the 167 adventures you say you had. As I noted earlier, you have written five reviews of our legendary Homecoming Queen and that is about it. Did you see her 167 times? So, pony up, dude, write some reviews, share some intel, help your fellow brothers in the literary society stay out of trouble. With 167 you had to have move than one bad experience and you had to have had some good experiences.

What I am saying is, quit crying like a little girl, man up, write some reviews and earn your creds.

Is any of this making sense?

C3.[/QUOTE]I have many reviews on here. Don't know what your problem is. Oh yes I do, you PMed me trying to see my dancer friend and I even told you where to find a pic of this Gorgeous girl which you agreed when you saw her pic. I mentioned you to her but also mentioned that you visit SWs { who is the pathetic loser now } and she wants nothing to do with seeing you. BTW I have seen her 34 times plus have her coming over tonight. Have a nice day no on second thought; go find another SW.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2319665]Batgirl will be putting her top notch oral skill madness to the use of bigger and better things. I owned the game, hit the lottery and a smart gambler always cashes out before losing it all. Of course I'll still bring some cheese to the trap that won't change.

Potsy, I know a little greek. But only one man paddles my gondola beeeeeeotch.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]I'd like to know more.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2319529]It's boi you beeeeatch. We can meet at the 407 and I can school you 8 mile style and show BB so he can hear this Beeeeeotch kill them' with his own music without takin' a breath.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]Don't do your time like that (being forum or Internet tough) I'm a nice guy I don't want problems I get along with everybody. I'm just trying to hobby safely like everyone else here. The only person I knew here was jethrow so now I start from scratch.

[QUOTE=Jmoedb;2320456]I'd like to know more.[/QUOTE]Ditto LOL.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2320612]How Shiney Is my White Knight armor today?

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]What the hell are you talking about? Pimpgoons LOL. Are you mad because I listed a brunette in my ATFs and it wasn't you. Sorry if I PREFER girls half your age. And as for my finances, I didn't realize my accounting firm was Bat / Shit And Crazy. But you did get something right in your post about the 6 months time frame. Its been 6 months since I last saw you as a client. Are we still friends.

Daughter,

You make me proud.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2320612]How Shiney Is my White Knight armor today?

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]

Another one bites the dust!

BG111.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2321587]Let me tell you something you little piece of shiot that I could, can't say the rest because it's against the rules. Bragging to me all the time admitting the management your girls had and you have no problem with. Shit even told me when I was so concerned yyup come at me telling me WTF does it matter who gets the girls money as long as your happy you little beeeeeeotch. Oh nice handle you little beeeeeotch. I know a DF69 has a limp dick, king of the dickeydoo and lives in his wannabe famous dreams. Tell the sick fuck I have more talent he could ever have his dreams mad me the famous one you fuck boi.[/QUOTE]I rest my case. I don't have to add anything except look at my favorite 3 in the forum labeled that plus the new one I just added { the pretty brunette } and tell me which of those has management? My dancer friend either drives herself, has her girlfriend drive { who I have met and is NOT in the hobby } or she is driving my car. The pretty brunette I have seen 2 times and counting, drives herself. Do you ever wonder why I stopped seeing you? Just read the majority of your 450 plus posts on USASG, see if that helps answer that question. Take care {former} friend.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2320638]Baby, I don't hide behind a keyboard. I do represent. But anyways welcome. Boi is slang for boy. Put a twang in it.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]I know what boi is but maybe you don't know what bol is. It means busting out laughing, and thank you.