Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2005350]73 girls on Friday? Wow! Sounds good. I need to be more strategic about my visits. I will shoot for first week of the month now. Bill paying time seems to work well.[/QUOTE]73 girls? Kinda hard to imagine, given how small the place is. I don't really like that kind of volume. I prefer the weekdays, but I'm seeing a dropoff in quality during those times.

Reminds me of the old Irvings days when they were on Ritchie Road. Dudes roll in 8 deep, cars up and down the street, no seats, and you get a dance right where you're standing because the crowd is so thick. (Remember how they would charge you $3.00 just to get an chair--fuckin' douchebags!

I'll have to do better to time out my visits too. The last time I went (9:00 pm on a Thursday) the place was kinda dead. I always great dances from "Coco" (I think that's her name) but she's always funky.

I haven't seen any latin girls working there yet -- I figured they'd be at Fuego. I see a white girl or two, but they always look like they took a wrong turn down the Twilight Zone and just ended up there.

[QUOTE=MdCurious2;2007229]Just got back from Florida. No action in Orlando...what a bust. There's no place like EI. Any way 73/78 does it really matter.LOL. Thats a lot of twerking. I think one of the girls miss stick and move was talking about , was the the girl on my lap. She had been there almost an hour. This new girl said if I had not gotten a dance from her, she would have danced for me for free. Must be the cologne. Sometimes girls park in my lap, then work it out on the backend. Do I look like I am complaining.. MDC.[/QUOTE]I was disappointed in Orlando too. I think a good street to try is Orange Blossom Trail. You'll find a lot of strip clubs there. But I think it's still mostly pasties and bikini bottoms. It's a family environment, so you won't see anything too raunchy.

However you should try the Tampa (airport vicinity) or Miami areas for good looking strippers. Tampa, the girls are little more regular looking. They have strip clubs where they dance nude, but for a nude lapdance the dancers have more liberty to negotiate what they think they can get from you. From having a relative work in that area years ago, there is takeout to be had for $$, 420, and other things.

I've never seen so many cookie-cutter fine ass strippers than in Miami. Takeout is much harder, IMHO.

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I've never seen so many cookie-cutter fine ass strippers than in Miami. Takeout is much harder, IMHO.[/QUOTE]Yeah Miami got some dimes. The city is Not as wide open as it used to be but still a good time.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2011554]7I haven't seen any latin girls working there yet -- I figured they'd be at Fuego. [/QUOTE]Check it out on the weekends, day shift.

Well, that was interesting. Some tips for first timers from my point first visit.

The entrance is on the side of the building (right hand if you're facing it). I'm not sure if there are other entrances. Its a $12 cover. The entrance to the left, is not an entrance. Its where you walk-in to order food (versus drive through).

Its weird, as you walk-in there is a bar and that's' it. You have to go through the little bar into another bar area. Right, weird? Pool table in that room You pay the cover there and go through the single swinging door into the club.

The club ares kind of threw me, as its pretty sparse. The chairs they use are 90% regular chairs that look they came from a hotel meeting room from the 80's. Metal backing with cloth center, and no arm rests. I guess I was expecting couches or something, but nope. So be prepared to be sitting on something that's pretty uncomfortable A few chairs with armrests, but that's about it.

Traffic was pretty light so parked across the street. No issues, no problem crossing the street.

Food is pretty mediocre, will do in a pinch and if you're starving. You get it outside the club, but can bring it inside. Otherwise, the McDonalds up the road would be better IMHO On that note, no problem bringing in food or my own water bottle. YMMV.

Overall good time had by all. Recommend Amber, she's pretty sweet and accommodating. Guys you have to be a little on the forward side to get better mileage. IMO, I think that you can tell what ind of service you get by what the girl is wearing on the bottom. I figured one didn't want her top touched because she had a toni of necklaces on preventing you from getting too lose to the top. That being noted, be a little more aggressive than normal to see if extras are available. E.

Finally, yes, I agree best money for the value I've ever spent in a club. Ever. Started off pretty slow, but got better and better as more girls arrived. I had a dance from every girl that was available to start, and that seemed to get me more dances and not ignored. All shapes and sizes, so if you don't see something you like, another girls appear.

PRO-TIP: 1) Wear earplugs, its freaking loud. 2) Make sure to have a few fives handy so you can start right away. You can get change later. 3) VIP room is good, first time I think I've ever visited a club and VIP worked as it should - giving you some privacy.

I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.

[QUOTE=Arobins;2020663]I used to frequent this area (or near enough to drive if you're an addict like me) many years ago. I started hitting D12 (Now En Fuego) and then moved to Sinsations. I will be in the area on a Tuesday night and am trying to decide between Sinsations and Ebony Inn. Would be there around 9 PM. Any recommendations are appreciated.[/QUOTE]With regard to Ebony Inn, you want to do the day shift. I haven't been to Sensationals in years but I have been to Ebony Inn on night shift once and I was not impressed.

Fellas, I'm going to hit Ebony Inn this week. Up until now I've only been on a Friday or Saturday. I'm thinking about trying a day during the week. Can somebody tell me which weekday is usually the best. I'd like to go on a day that has the same quantity and quality as a Friday but less crowded. So I get maximum effort from all the girls. Which day is best? I'm think Wednesday or Thursday but I'm not sure. What do yall think?

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2029588]Fellas, I'm going to hit Ebony Inn this week. Up until now I've only been on a Friday or Saturday. I'm thinking about trying a day during the week. Can somebody tell me which weekday is usually the best. I'd like to go on a day that has the same quantity and quality as a Friday but less crowded. So I get maximum effort from all the girls. Which day is best? I'm think Wednesday or Thursday but I'm not sure. What do yall think?[/QUOTE]I've been many times on Wednesdays and haven't regretted a one of them.

When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.

[QUOTE=HawkeyeInMd;2030260]When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9307-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1993354&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1993354.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe;2029746]I've been many times on Wednesdays and haven't regretted a one of them.[/QUOTE]Ok thanks.

[QUOTE=HawkeyeInMd;2030260]When does the Inn open? Looking to hit the matinee if possible.[/QUOTE]I want to say 1 p or 2 pm. I've never been before 3 p though.

[QUOTE=Phatassluva;2030416]I want to say 1 p or 2 pm. I've never been before 3 p though.[/QUOTE]I was looking for another day as well. Fridays and Saturdays were becoming like Black Friday at the mall. What if we all showed up tomorrow.the original crew... LOL... MDC.

Hey guys, I'm from Wisconsin and I got to escape the snow storm thanks to my new job having me do some training down here. I'm going to have some time to drive around and sightsee.

You guys got any recommendations on Strip clubs. Good Mileage and etc? I'm going through the history of this thread but I want to know if anything has changed recently so I get my most bang for my buck.