Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Rbojangles]I personally witnessed Leo escort a super-skinny blonde chick out the door one Friday night. When they hit the door, the girls scattered like roaches when the light comes on (even the girl on stage! It was kinda funny, aside from all the guns). It turned out that they only wanted crack-skinny because she sold a hummer to a cop.

I mentioned that she only went wrong when she asked for money (blowing a cop is a public service. Asking for cash gets you arrested). The other girls didn't think it was funny.[/QUOTE]

Ok..let me understand this right.....girls orally stimulates the officer of the law...THEN asks for money?!?!? Since when are officers allowed to engange in sexual activites during working hours???? I dont know....something doesnt jive with what they were doing...anyone els have opinions on this or am I just frickin paranoid?!?!?

[QUOTE=Raynman55]Ok..let me understand this right.....girls orally stimulates the officer of the law...THEN asks for money?!?!? Since when are officers allowed to engange in sexual activites during working hours???? I dont know....something doesnt jive with what they were doing...anyone els have opinions on this or am I just frickin paranoid?!?!?[/QUOTE]I think he meant the girl asking for money is what got her in trouble, not that she actually did it. Thats what I got from the post. I believe he was joking around with the other ladies telling them she should have done it for free since he was a Public Servant and they didn't appreciate the humor.

[QUOTE=Raynman55]Ok..let me understand this right.....girls orally stimulates the officer of the law...THEN asks for money?!?!? Since when are officers allowed to engange in sexual activites during working hours???? I dont know....something doesnt jive with what they were doing...anyone els have opinions on this or am I just frickin paranoid?!?!?[/QUOTE]

a) everyone knows you're frickin paranoid

b) of course officers are allowed sexual activities during working hours. How else are they gonna know who to bust ?

c) maybe the hummer mentioned was just an expensive vehicle.

<grin>

Yes, it was a (bad) joke, and I have no way of verifying the story or the order of events. Just relaying what was told to me by a dancer (surely we can trust the word of a stripper! ).

As far as the cops getting freebies, I understand that they have to go through with it or it's not going to stand up (hehehhh) in court. I'm willing to put money on it, though, that the cop's wife was told it never came out of his pants.

I also believe they must have a raffle or lottery to decide who gets to "witness the crime". Farking pigs. They sure have their priorities straight. I wonder how many murders happened while 5 or 6 of J'ville's Finest came into the club in full battle armor?

[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]a) everyone knows you're frickin paranoid

b) of course officers are allowed sexual activities during working hours. How else are they gonna know who to bust ?

c) maybe the hummer mentioned was just an expensive vehicle.

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I stand corrected... :D Maybe I should lay off the sauce during the day and it would help my reading comprehension..LOL


Oh OBG....ME ?!?! Paranoid?!?!? LOL Didnt get this far if I wasnt!LOL

I see what is not necessarily a bad trend, but nobody's posted on any of the clubs in a week. My bet is guys are still going (I know I am), but not reporting. Personally, I don't see much sense in putting up a post that says "I had a great time" just to get in a post. I stay quiet in public, but share some details in private because I don't want to cause trouble or embarrassment for the owners/dancers.

I'll add that business seems damn slow in most clubs. Hope you guys do your part to keep my favorite niche of the hobby alive and well ... hehehe

OBG

I'm going to do my part tomorrow when I trek back your way to visit the day shift at the Doll House. I was up a couple of weeks ago and took in the night shift and saw many attractive ladies.

I have been told in several PM's that the day shift can be quite fun as well.

We will seee!

Drove by and the lot was nearly empty, but my friends really wanted to go. $5 each cover and there were 2 tables occupied besides ours. $5 per bottle for beer (no pitchers after 9pm. We even asked nicely for them to bend the rules in light of the "crowd". No dice.) and the girls ignored us. We tipped a few on stage and they rushed by to say thanks on the way to 1 of the other 2 tables (we decided they had blow. The girls couldn't WAIT to get back to their tables). Waitress never came back to get our 2nd round, so we left disappointed. Terrible. Probably the worst time I've ever had there.

I returned to the Doll House as planned to take in the Sat. afternoon talent. After driving through a monsoon type downpour I finally made it there. The talent level was sadly far below what I had seen a couple of Sat. nights ago though.

I spied a slender sweet young thing named Jessica that I would have loved to take to the VIP room but she did not seem interested. In anyone. She spent most of the aternoon just sitting by herself. A pity as she had a long and lean body that would have been fun.

Thankfully, Katya was there and she remembered me from my last visit. We adjourned to the VIP room and she was more fun than last time! I'm wondering if any outside fun is available with her. Next trim I m goiing to have to find out.

[QUOTE=Originalwook]I spied a slender sweet young thing named Jessica that I would have loved to take to the VIP room but she did not seem interested. In anyone. She spent most of the aternoon just sitting by herself. A pity as she had a long and lean body that would have been fun.[/QUOTE]Sounds like that monthly female thingy maybe the reason no interest?

Clblvr

[QUOTE=Originalwook] Next [b]trim[/b] I m goiing to have to find out.[/QUOTE]I believe Doctor Freud might have taken a nasty spill.

Jessica is a low mileage model. Engaged, or whatever they call it these days.

That butt is a perfect handful, though.

I visited the DH today around 4pm to check out the talent. I was mostly disappointed with the quality since I had always found at least a few spinners there in the past. I waited it out and finally hooked up with Katya who IMHO was the best looking of the bunch. We had to wait for one of the VIP's near the stage to open up so I tried to chat her up. Now most dancers will talk your ear off about life's troubles but Katya was the quietest dancer I have ever met. I did find out she has been here for 5 years from Moscow (her thick accent seems to verify that) but that's about all.

In the VIP her actions were the polar opposite to quiet nature. I won't go into details for obvious reasons but I was sure glad I wore shorts and went commando. She was very responsive and seemed to enjoy our time together as much as I did. I will visit Katya again and recommend her to all.

I did ask about TO but she declined. I didn't expect it to happen but I'm hoping after more visits I can persuade her. Hopefully someone will break this barrier since I think she would provide fine FS.

Be safe.

GF...

[QUOTE=Gonzo Fla]I visited the DH today around 4pm to check out the talent. I was mostly disappointed with the quality since I had always found at least a few spinners there in the past. I waited it out and finally hooked up with Katya who IMHO was the best looking of the bunch. We had to wait for one of the VIP's near the stage to open up so I tried to chat her up. Now most dancers will talk your ear off about life's troubles but Katya was the quietest dancer I have ever met. I did find out she has been here for 5 years from Moscow (her thick accent seems to verify that) but that's about all.

In the VIP her actions were the polar opposite to quiet nature. I won't go into details for obvious reasons but I was sure glad I wore shorts and went commando. She was very responsive and seemed to enjoy our time together as much as I did. I will visit Katya again and recommend her to all.

I did ask about TO but she declined. I didn't expect it to happen but I'm hoping after more visits I can persuade her. Hopefully someone will break this barrier since I think she would provide fine FS.

Be safe.

GF...[/QUOTE]

Hey buddy.....you've been busy....:)

I know what you mean. I went there to see the littlePhilippine girl that works there but she was off. Katyagot my attention after about six of the others hit me up. She loves the VIP rooms by the stage. The thing that really got me is that she has the smallest hands I have ever seen on an adult woman. For some reason this has stuck in my mind. They are so small and delicate I found it really sexy.

[QUOTE=Gonzo Fla]I visited the DH today around 4pm to check out the talent. I was mostly disappointed with the quality since I had always found at least a few spinners there in the past. I waited it out and finally hooked up with Katya who IMHO was the best looking of the bunch. We had to wait for one of the VIP's near the stage to open up so I tried to chat her up. Now most dancers will talk your ear off about life's troubles but Katya was the quietest dancer I have ever met. I did find out she has been here for 5 years from Moscow (her thick accent seems to verify that) but that's about all.

In the VIP her actions were the polar opposite to quiet nature. I won't go into details for obvious reasons but I was sure glad I wore shorts and went commando. She was very responsive and seemed to enjoy our time together as much as I did. I will visit Katya again and recommend her to all.

I did ask about TO but she declined. I didn't expect it to happen but I'm hoping after more visits I can persuade her. Hopefully someone will break this barrier since I think she would provide fine FS.

Be safe.

GF...[/QUOTE]