Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Mister Mizzer]Hello,

Lola is from a crappy agency where I used to live. Her name is Lianne.[/QUOTE]

Where did you live? We could read up on her poor performances and possibly any other poor providers coming here.

Thanks

She is from Craigslist. She always goes under angel girl. If you see the same number as busty krist that is her number too.

[QUOTE=Hinode]Thanks for TOFTT, Brother Skulzz.

Was this chick from CL or another web site? Does she have pictures so we know what to look for to avoid her sorry ass?

For $.60 sounds like an AMP woulda been a more safer, secure choice. Thanks though.[/QUOTE]

Jayeda is a really sweetheart of a person but IMHO her pics are not real. Add about 20-50 lbs and that is the real Jayeda. When I went to see her she was really into me. (She likes Big Asian guys). We started off with a big hug and started kissing DFK and slowly ended up on her bed where she rolled me on my back and began an awesome BBBJ. She can suck cock guys. We went from her sucking my cock to Cow which would have been okay if she was lighter. If you like big booty she got a huge ass booty and I mean huge. we rolled around and she sucked my cock again BB and then back to cow where I burst my load. I am not into big chicks so I was not turned on. She likes the green you know cheech and chong style so bring some of that and she will probably love you more. At the end of the session she took me into the shower and actually gave me a nice refreshing bath. She is a very sweet girl that gives an awesome BBBJ with DFK and CFS but she is huge guys. Definitely GFE. Damage $$$. Was she worth it? not for me only becuase I was expecting someone much slimmer.

[QUOTE=Mister Mizzer]Hello,

Lola is from a crappy agency where I used to live. Her name is Lianne.[/QUOTE]But she looks pretty hot. what was crappy about her and where did she post .

[QUOTE=Mister Mizzer]Hello,

Lola is from a crappy agency where I used to live. Her name is Lianne. [/QUOTE]Ah HAH! For the last few days I was scratching my head wondering where I saw her before. Wishful thinking hopes she goes back through VG for more reasonable gifting. $$$ for the 1st half-hour? Killin' me hun...Killin' me!

You know I did a search for reviews on Lola/Lianne before I knew she was working out of a Chicago-based agency, then came across this ad to bone a "Voluptuous Pregnant Beauty" using the same number.

[url]http://chicago.Thatmall.com/leah/[/url]

Talk about "Hey Motha, Wanna Notha? "

DANG!

StripedFashion



P.S..--You all see that ad on OE from Petra taking a consensus? She is seeing if it's worth returning back to wonderful Hawaii Ne, and was contemplating late July-early August. C'mon guys, whaddya think?

This Azn boy has betrayed his people and now loves to bang white chicks. UKININAM!

She's on er*s right now posting as Lola. Charging $$$$ for an hour of fun. Her rates read something like $$$ for the first half hour and additional $ for every half hour after that. Now that might be reasonable if her starting "donation" was lower. Don't you guys think? I mean I'm not trying to be a cheap a** or anything. Some of the girls from EC know what I'm talking about. I remember sometime earlier this year (probably within the past 4 months) Lianne/Lola was working for VG. Now that donation rate is fairly reasonable. I could manage that, but for a fellow monger to say she doesn't give great service and seeing how much she wants is by all means a reason for a lot of guys not to see her. If by any chance she reads this or gets wind of it I hope she comes to her senses and lowers her rate.

Just my $. 02 G35

[QUOTE=G3504]She's on er*s right now posting as Lola. Charging $$$$ for an hour of fun. Her rates read something like $$$ for the first half hour and additional $ for every half hour after that. Now that might be reasonable if her starting "donation" was lower. Don't you guys think? ... I hope she comes to her senses and lowers her rate.

Just my $. 02 G35[/QUOTE]Did some research, cuz I hate to see a fellow monger ripped. This chick has like 5 or 6 kids and is in her mid 30's. That's the truth. She got quite a big family here cuz she very local. Her rates for a mid 30's girl is too high. But she does have like 5 or 6 kids so I guess she need da moneys.

She looks even worse in real life than the pictures too tranny for my taste.

[QUOTE=Skulzz]Jayeda is a really sweetheart of a person but IMHO her pics are not real. Add about 20-50 lbs and that is the real Jayeda. ... Was she worth it? not for me only becuase I was expecting someone much slimmer.[/QUOTE]I knew I should of posted this sooner! But I work night now too sooooo like sorry you had to go through that.

She might be good at sucking because she is used to sucking creme out of malasadas.

I saw her last night at Ala Moana. She is huge. Those pictures are real but she let herself go bad. Those pictures are old. And she must of had a hell of a good camera man. She is a chinese girl from California. Her face is too small of her body and she looks kinda like a cartoon. She was with some older guy who was about her size (averaged size guy). She looked like she was in love with him. He wuz about 20 years older than her. She moved out here like many girls do for one of two reasons: Always for da short term.

1. To F*** for money.

2. To F*** for fun.

I believe a provider should F*** a man but not out of his moneys.

Look at the picture but then imagine that girl even fatter. Rolling hills of fat. Then you got something close.

I called this provider and asked what her rates are, she said $$$ for outcalls only and cardates. Cardates will not last an hour because she says it is kind of funny a car date for an hour. She said she is not GFE and her rates are non-negotiable. I asked if she had a pimp and she said no. She called me back asking to pay for her room and the $$$I told her she is crazy. We texted each other only for her later to have this asshole call me and say something I hung up. Not worth the drama. Stay Away!!

[QUOTE=Skulzz]I called this provider and asked what her rates are, she said $$$ for outcalls only and cardates. Cardates will not last an hour because she says it is kind of funny a car date for an hour. She said she is not GFE and her rates are non-negotiable. I asked if she had a pimp and she said no. She called me back asking to pay for her room and the $$$I told her she is crazy. We texted each other only for her later to have this asshole call me and say something I hung up. Not worth the drama. Stay Away!![/QUOTE]Thanks. She was interesting but less drama, the better.

I wanted to treat myself this weekend, but to what?

iPhone 3G or Apple-Ass? PS3 or PSE? Go-Go Gadgets or Mattress Actress? Hrmm.

Got tired of Junk-ana-Po'ing my alter ego and decided to get some action. And with none other than that [url=http://www.gfe4vip.com/]GFE-VIP[/url].

Ah yes, that Hawaii Escort Rock Star! Nani for sure had that air of "elegantly aged wine" of which I found alluring. Though no in-her-40's pheromones (more 30's), she does wear lines of age on her face, and well. One [url=http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=47469]TER[/url] reviewer said she was too old for his taste. Another pointed out the wears of childbirth (or not). These reports may turn away some, but for me, nothing beats catching a woman in her prime. "Cougars" as they call em. So here I was in the lion's den---getting stripped, scratched & gnawed-on by this Siamese CAT of a girl.

As we disrobed, I remember how phenomenal she looked. Lotta Mercy! Guys, she is fucking Playboy material and can see why she is often compared to Patricia Ford. 5'4, Curvy in the right areas, gorgeous smile and eyes (similar to Beyonce's). Her long brown Rapunzel-like hair, plumeria in ear and light brown skin all stood radiant under the warm bedroom light. Nani looks more a Latina/Native American mix (with the accent to match) than Pacific Islander/Asian. It's like a model from a Hawaiian Tropics swimsuit calendar, popping out the pages, buck-naked & ready to get buck-wild!

She started me off with her signature dragging-nails-across-the-back massage, which tingled all over. It was a bit scary but erotic in nature. Next came the rubbing of boobies all over my front-side. She then laid beside me and started with LFK, into a gradual DFK, stroking my rod as I got her nan wet. Her pussy tasted a perfect mix of tang (not Tang) and sweat, and she moaned softly. On the flip, I honestly don't know if I like the tongue-stud BJ sensation. It feels like they're raking their teeth along the veins of my dick. Sketchy. Though it was quite the treat, watching the reflection of us fucking in the big bedroom mirrors of her in-call. Her head bobbing, heart-shaped lips lipping and that infamous back piece (tattoo). WOW!

Okay, I'll admit I was a bit nervous. Why? Though I shouldn't have been, I was intimidated by her prowess. She picked up on this and was really trying her best to make me feel comfortable. We tried different positions, but I kept on going limp. With Mama-san buzzing the room, marking the 10 minute countdown, I said Fuck It! Got up, pulled off my rubber, slapped on some KY and started stroking. I told her to play with her pussy and titties. She continued with the phone-sex finale, which brought me to blow all over her delectable double D's and stomach. WHEW!

Not my most triumphant of times, but for sure Hawaii's Finest. Hands down! From the Posh in-call to her Ungodliness, all the way to (for once) parking and pampering. There's a reason why she's on the top of the (HI) Eros food chain.

Experience aside, I hate to say I've always had a problem with her stage name. Her previous Mia/Heather works for me, but Nani? She told me she wanted a Hawaiian twist to her handle. Hun, why not just call yourself Pussy? It's the same if I was working for a stud service, calling myself "Olo's", "Peckerwood" or better yet "Man-Which".

I don't mean not to rip on her, but it's true. And I'm sure you can all see where I'm coming from, right? She is a total sweetheart, has a kick-back attitude and is very easy on the eyes. I honestly didn't know which was more cute: Her fucking me with a leg brace on, the fact that she has to catch the Fasi Mobile (city bus) to get into Waikiki OR as we said our goodbyes, the way she waved at me while her thong flapped in her hand :)

Seriously, talk about an interesting Saturday shindig.

$$$ (in-call)
L/9 A/10 S/9


StripedFashion

I'm trying to get a top rated PS over here to Honolulu.

I've contacted Lita at [url]http://www.LourdesEnterprise.com[/url]

She states that che won't do unless she gets multiple bookings for a provider. My choice is Jessica Jaymes.

See reviews on Jessica and Lita at TER([url]http://www.theeroticreview.com:80/discussion_boards/messageList.asp?boardID=23[/url]) PSE discussion boards.

The fee's a little pricey, but my philosophy is if you're doing this stuff might as well go for the gusto.

So let's do it guys and aget a true PSE!

Looking thru CL yesterday and found ad for Sasha, thick latina w/big tits. Called today and made a date. A car date as she doesn't do incall. Pretty cool girl, can talk about anything in this hobby and she'll give straight dope on it. As for the action: CBJ. Not bad, good suction offered mult. Pos.. Only mish and k9 as we were in cramped quarters, but more is available Finished between tits. W/condom

She arrived freshly showered and smelled like baby powder. Okay looking.

$.50. Would probably repeat, but hate those car dates!

[QUOTE=Vivalibido]I'm trying to get a top rated PS over here to Honolulu.

I've contacted Lita at [url]http://www.LourdesEnterprise.com[/url]

She states that che won't do unless she gets multiple bookings for a provider. My choice is Jessica Jaymes.

See reviews on Jessica and Lita at TER([url]http://www.theeroticreview.com:80/discussion_boards/messageList.asp?boardID=23[/url]) PSE discussion boards.

The fee's a little pricey, but my philosophy is if you're doing this stuff might as well go for the gusto.

So let's do it guys and aget a true PSE![/QUOTE]I totally would, if I wasn't poor.

Just enjoyin my fun in honolulu's sun. & before any of you request another mainland escort to possibly spend my hard earned dough on.

"HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE! "

And after an hour of pure hotttnesss devou'er. With the classic "pinot noir" of elegance in mia, now Nani, mind you I'm saying this with my best french accent I can pull off. Grin. Oh my, ohhhh my.

If you haven't all ready tried then it is an absolute must, & if you have then you must return. Ohh Mama Mia! Like a Broadway Musical.

I met mia at her waikiki incall with the usual two call system she is always punctual an never late she was lookin oh so fine. She led me upstairs with a little small talk on the way up thee elevator, stunning double: D's bursting out of her tank top. I set the gIFT aside on the table quicly got undressed for a rubdown I was so horny I lifted my hips up in the air so mia could gently caress my member in her soothin hands. I flipped over as quickly as greased lightning to suck on mia's puppies, I love puppies.

She then began to head down south for an amazing cbj I told to slow it down I didnot wan tto blow my load just yet.

I requested for a k-9 position it's recommended, becasue its her fav & she showed why its also the flavor of the week with moans & grabbing of the sheets as eye thrusted away again I wanted to blow my load but I held bak.

I then motioned to her if we could get kinky on the chair next to thee bed she was eager to fibd out what I had in her store, she sat back on the chair mia's legs postioned over the arm rests as I beagan to nail her in a semi squat position her facial exspressions were priceless legs up in the air or over a shoulder or over an arm rest again & again I went to town FINAALLY I pulled out removed the hat I blew my load all over her tummy & puppies she grinned like it was the sunsetting on waikiki beach I'm pretty sure she cummed becasue the base of the chair was a little damp---PUTANG___they call it & ohh so proud of it she is clearly well put together no signs of drug use or alcohol of any kind ever 100% true professional model slash escort of epic sexual desires comfort for me is everything FEAST GUYS

9-9-9 all nines guy's across the board