Downtown LA

[QUOTE=Got Time]Hey Yosoymoy, the asian you're talking about was out in a pink sweater tonight. I never see anyone pick it up but someone must cause "she's" out there almost every night I go down there.[/QUOTE]
That Asian "being" has walked those streets for many years, and obviously makes a living out there. In the mid-Nineties when he was younger I almost picked him up before I realized it wasn't a girl. When he came close to my window showing some perky tits he stank of sweat and the voice gave him away. Disgusting!

[QUOTE=Cruiser1362]That Asian "being" has walked those streets for many years, and obviously makes a living out there. In the mid-Nineties when he was younger I almost picked him up before I realized it wasn't a girl. When he came close to my window showing some perky tits he stank of sweat and the voice gave him away. Disgusting![/QUOTE]I've seen the one you guys are talking about. I can't believe he still does well over there on 7th.

I haven't seen anything worthwhile yet, but I've been going around James Woods and running into some luck. Otherwise I do Fig or Western. WSW are slowing decreasing in numbers. =(

Hey guys,

I saw that asian lady. Yep I got in my car like two month ago she wanted me to drug run. But I told her I can't then she ask me if I was pig so I talk to her in Spanish I then she.40 FS. I told her that.20 she was up for it but she was not worth my time. She barely gave me head and when it was time for mish. She did't want to go for It but she did but end up but she was stop me for ever 5min she was paranoid for pig. What a waste of.20. I should of gave my self a hand job for for that time wasted.

Just watch out for her she crazy in head.

In the other hand I saw tina she is WSW and Big druggie. She look very skinny. On Thursday nite there was Some vice out there and they had girl working it on was latina with a blue shorts, black t-shirt and the other was a white lady w/a short hair, white beater black jeans.

Be safe out there with hoe and leo.

I was on JW coming from downtown toward Hollywood. There was a fair amount of activity, approx 6 SW but only one looked good, older blond with a great rack and ass. I didn't have time to stop today, so maybe next time.

On Monday I got my self a latina for.25 bbj, BBFS. She was on santa fe and 7th street she had tight little meow. Big tits. She was good. She was from Colombia. She was not drug addact or she was not off the street. She was wearing a green dress and no underwear.

She was perfect she said she not walker. She walk to her apartment. So I drove her. We did the good thing. Her apartment is next to the old fire house on santa fe and 7th and she told me that she was just horny after watching bus *****. She want to try it out and I was the only guy who pick her up. I don't believe shit. Who knoes what's the turth. She told me where she work. So I went to her job. There she was working for the art gallery.

That was crazy. I hope I get to she here again.

Be safe and watch out for LE.

Ok, so I've only hooked up with streetwalkers twice in my life. Once was with a white homeless gal asking me for a handout, so I lead her around the corner and fed her my dickout. $20 for a bbbjcimws. This was in the middle of downtown L.A. on a real quiet weekend.

The second time, I picked up a white gal on 8th between skid row and the bridge. That was a $20 in car special for a bbbjcim. This was like at midnight about a year ago.

This third time, I was minding my own goddamn business around the troj campus area around 2:00AM just a couple of nights ago. Drove underneath the 110 freeway at Jefferson and I see some white gal stumbling and walking. I'm thinking Ok, what the fuck? Jefferson and 110 is way outta bounds for street walkers. And white street walkers? No way... If this chick is a college girl, she's walking in a real questionable area. If she's drunk, she's gonna get raped. Time for this good samaritan to check things out, so I bust a Uturn, and as I get to her, she's rounding a corner down some dark street. I roll down my windows and ask her if everything's ok. She replies "Yeah, I need a ride" and immediately hops in my car. I'm throwing everything I got in the front seats into the back. All my expensive shit I start stashing in a glove box on the driver-side door. I don't think she noticed any of it, but I felt kinda pro doing it so fast without any planning.

So I look her over and I get the sense she's a street walker. Completely sober, but not having a care as to what the fuck is going on in life. So, I put the move on her. Asked her why she's walking around so late dressed so sexy. As I'm doing this, I'm caressing her arm and touching the fabric of her dress. This moves on to me stroking her chest, and eventually to me cupping her bare breasts under her dress. This progress takes place in less than 40 seconds. Oh yeah, I'm smooth. So I'm still driving and this shit goes down...

Beeoch: Can you spare me some change for the bus to get home?
Me: Sure, I got some change for you, but can you help me out with something?
Beeoch: Like what?
Me: Like you going down on me.
Beeoch: How much you're gonna give me for that?
Me: 20
Beeoch: Can you fuck my pussy instead?
Me: No, I don't have any condoms.
Beeoch: We can go buy some.
Me: No way. I'm not fucking you without a condom, and there's no way we're stopping to buy condoms.
Beeoch: Ok, I'll suck you off then.
Me: Oh yeah, for 20, you're swallowing it too.
Beeoch: Ok, I'll swallow you too, find a place to stop.

This is where I'm not as pro as some of you fuckers out there... I park in a dark area around 8th and the bridge back behind the trucking facilities on a dark street, and **HAND HER THE 20**. This is pretty much the only fuck up I made that night, paying her in advance. Here's the rest of the story...

Me: Ok, put your mouth on it babe.
Beeoch: (the whining starts here) You gotta make it hard first.
Me: It'll get hard when you pop it in your mouth.
Beeoch: Make it hard.
Me: You gonna just look at it, or are you gonna put it in your mouth?
Beeoch: I can't until it's hard.
Me: (grabbed her head and pushed her down on my dick) Here, let me help you get it hard...
Beeoch: (slurp. stop. slurp. stop. slurp. stop. slurp.)
Me: (reaching down the back of her panties for a feel)
Beeoch: Don't touch me down there. (slurp. stop. slurp.)
Me: (grabbing some nice ass and probing her vag and poopchute with my digits)
Beeoch: EEEK! Don't touch my asshole! (her sorry-ass bj paused at this point).
Me: Get back to work honey.
Beeoch: (her bj is just getting fucking worst and worst)
Me: Put it back in your mouth. (this shit got really tiresome, so I stuck my dry middle finger as deep as it would go into her asshole).
Beeoch: MMMMMMM!!!!!

The rest of it gets really stupid. After another 2 minutes of her blowing me with my finger up her ass, she decides she's tired.

Beeoch: I'm tired.
Me: Look, you're not done yet. (pulling my finger out of her ass and grabbing her head/hair)
Beeoch: I'm done because you can't come.
Me: Are you going to make me regret giving you the 20 first?
Beeoch: I can't make you come.
Me: Seriously? You're going to make me regret giving you the 20.
Beeoch: You can't come.
Me: Put it back in your mouth and keep it in there. I'll come.
Beeoch: (slurp. stop. slurp. stop.) I'm done.
Me: What the fuck?
Beeoch: Can I just go?
Me: Fuck it, there's the door. (pull up my pants and zip up). If I find that you jacked anything from my car...
Beeoch: No, I didn't jack nothing from your car.
Me: I'm just sayin...

Driving home with my blue balls, I played the whole scenario back in my head. I fucked up by parking on a street that had a little bit more traffic than I preferred because I don't know the backstreet area of skid row so good, and the serious error is paying up front. Stupid beoch complained the entire 10 minutes. She had my dick in her mouth on and off for a summed total of 3 minutes.

But in the end, I'm just glad that I didn't get bounced by Leo, or a couple of fucking street thugs, or gotten some crazy skank go nuts in my car. And I haven't found nothing missing yet. So, it's a good lesson learned, and the 20 didn't mean anything to me.

The End

Bender

I just reread my post and realized that I forgot to mention this:

I asked her what her name was, so I could post about her and you fellow mongers can go and wreck havoc on her shit, but all she gave me was "Make one up."

Watta fucking smart-ass.

Bender

Great post. That is some funny shit.

We need more posters like you. Your writing style reminds me of the infamous "Daddy Lows".

Can't wait to read about your next adventure. Yes, & play safe.

BALDY CRUISER

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Great post. That is some funny shit.

We need more posters like you. Your writing style reminds me of the infamous "Daddy Lows".

Can't wait to read about your next adventure. Yes, & play safe.

BALDY CRUISER[/QUOTE]

BC, you give me too much praise. First, from you, one of the grand seniors of Los Angeles, second, comparing me to DL, also a grand senior.

I too miss reading his adventures. Whatever happened to DL? I think he supported half the hoes on Fig.

Bender

[QUOTE=Volcom543]On Monday I got my self a latina for.25 bbj, BBFS. She was on santa fe and 7th street she had tight little meow. Big tits. She was good. She was from Colombia. She was not drug addact or she was not off the street. She was wearing a green dress and no underwear.

She was perfect she said she not walker. She walk to her apartment. So I drove her. We did the good thing. Her apartment is next to the old fire house on santa fe and 7th and she told me that she was just horny after watching bus *****. She want to try it out and I was the only guy who pick her up. I don't believe shit. Who knoes what's the turth. She told me where she work. So I went to her job. There she was working for the art gallery.

That was crazy. I hope I get to she here again.

Be safe and watch out for LE.[/QUOTE]Am I reading this right?

You BBFS a streetwalker?

If the redhead Alana is dead,

Does anyone know where she is buried? Would like to say goodbye to an old friend.

Celine wsw, older. lousy BJ. lastnight after 10pm
also along 8th/SanP-towne wsw with a cane, looks middleaged. also lastnight
Huntington has been cleaned up no mo hoe around.
Montana?? living in another parking lot. man she looks tore up!!
Madonna and Sunshine have moved on also.
Cody was pregnant...
anyone seen rebecca latina in that area?
I picked up a Greek sw at gladys/7th like a week ago. no digits good skills.

ttyl ppl stay sharp

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I saw Cody, I think she gave birth already. I saw her last week waiting at the bus stop on Central and Washington with a black dude. She was twittering around and couldn't stand still, that's what brought my attention to her and recognized her immediately.

[QUOTE=Degenerate]Celine wsw, older. lousy BJ. lastnight after 10pm
also along 8th/SanP-towne wsw with a cane, looks middleaged. also lastnight
Huntington has been cleaned up no mo hoe around.
Montana?? living in another parking lot. man she looks tore up!!
Madonna and Sunshine have moved on also.
Cody was pregnant...
anyone seen rebecca latina in that area?
I picked up a Greek sw at gladys/7th like a week ago. no digits good skills.

ttyl ppl stay sharp

D[/QUOTE]

Are you sure about Huntington? I've seen MJ out there around a month ago, and a few nasty bsw's late at night.

I'm curious, by the posts it seems like there is a lot of action in DTLA, but I've cruised through here a number of times. All I've seen are some nasty TS, a couple really nasty hos I wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole. I keep coming back because I spotted an intriguing LSW in sweats that I would've like to tango with, but someone grabbed her as I was u-turning.

I only cruise around midnight, is that why the pickings are so slim?