The Five Categories of SBs
So, I've been messing around in the sugar bowl for just under two years now. And I've come to the conclusion that there are 5 different categories of SBs. At least on SA. I spent some time on SB4 SD but found it lacking in comparison to SA.
Here are my thoughts. And I welcome comments!
Category 1 - Escorts, pure and simple. You can tell them apart rather easily based on photos, what they've written, how they respond to your intro PM, etc. These are women who make their living "escorting" men.
Category 2 - Optimists. Two subcategories here. 2 A is comprised of those women (typically very bodacious) who expect you to pay $300 just to meet them for an initial dinner. Pretty optimistic in my book! 2 be is comprised of those women who identify themselves as 5'2" and slim or athletic, neglecting to mention that the 5'2" dimension is also their width. I'm not super picky about size. But I am about honesty. Waste of my time to meet a 5'2" "slim" woman who weighs 160 lbs. And, mind you, I"m not all that picky! My rules are that I will not go out with a woman who is taller than me (I'm 6-foot 3-inches), weighs more than me (I'm 220 lbs), or bench presses more than me (no need to go there). So, as you can plainly see, I'm not that restrictive!
Category 3 - Hard Luck. These are otherwise decent, good women who have found themselves in a financial pickle and are using what God gave them on our pickles to get them some needed funds. I have no issues with these women. Hell, I very clearly remember the time when I wasn't sure that I could even pull $20 out of an ATM.
Category 4 - True SBs. These are the women who really want to have a mentor, friend, some sort of emotional connection with attendant fiscal assistance. Not many of these. Most seem to fall in the first three categories.
Category 5 - Girlfriends. This category I only recently recognized as a separate subspecies. These are the women who seem to be using SA as a means of weeding out the fiscally infirm, the non-motivated, the no starters. They are willing to put up with older guys who may not look like Rock Hudson in order to get a quality BF and romantic partner out of this. Possibly the smallest of the five categories.
So, guys, what say you? How have the SA girls self-categorized themselves for you?