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[QUOTE=Datsurman;3586586]I it is a quick way for you and the masseuse to get an understanding of whether or not the massage is going to have a happy ending. If the provider avoids your junk during the TS, then you can request a different girl or ask for your money back and walk.[/QUOTE]Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?
Saw Barbara at Logan recently. Great time, standard pricing, consistent with what I've gotten there past couple of years. Barbara has great body and is very skilled. I'd put her at around 40 yrs old if that matters, but very hot.
In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.
They are popping up all over the place.
[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3595570]In BG, here's another place where you'll need a good sense of humor to leave happy. Good massage, but you're left to your own devices once she leaves the room. It's another you Massage. They know better than to give the name in the BP ad.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BangBangoo;3594196]Is this the one on Ashland?[/QUOTE]This was on Cermak.
Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.
I've been out of the game way too long, does any fellow mongers know what happened to NANA? The Thai girl with the koi fish tattoo that used to host in elston Ave, she worked with another Thai hottie named Suzy, any info is appreciated.
The same way you would handle it if you hired a maid to clean your house and she eventually reveals that she doesn't clean bathrooms. Or if you hired a nanny for your 6 month old baby and she announces that she doesn't like to change diapers. After the shock and disbelief wears off you would probably say something like "uh huh. I see. Well get the hell out of here and get me somebody who does!
First, if I get a TS, it's hands only. Who knows what germs and bacteria are hanging out on the wash cloth or sponge. Second, if she doesn't wash the cock and balls. I will start nice and polite and ask her to wash the there as well. If she refuses then I will say "Okay, I need a different MT. " If they insist that no-one does that then I say, "okay, I am going to need my money back". Less the TS fee if there was one.
Simple as that.
I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.
[QUOTE=BonerLander;3594807]Have you actually done this? I've gotten the wash cloth over the dick but haven't said that's it, you're fired. Bring in another girl. How is this done?[/QUOTE]
Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.
What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.
The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?
Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?
Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3435184]1. I, and most of hobbits, do not tip before. It's a golden rule!
2. "The business" even FS is NOT a class 4 felony.
3. Yes, providers are risking, yes, they've been arrested exactly as you described, but hobbyists at MP probably-never (of course it is a different story with the Johns).[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Datsurman;3597535] I appreciate high moral standards, but it will do the girl some good in the long term to realize that you can't eat morals and you can't pay your rent with morals.[/QUOTE]Well said, I applaud You!
[QUOTE=Datsurman;3597693]Read 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3.
What I said was correct. Patronizing a prostitute is a class 4 felony in IL. Ironically, actually being a prostitute is only a misdemeanor.
The law was changed a couple years ago to discourage Johns from visiting prostitutes thereby reducing demand which would eventually reduce supply. Problem solved! Right?
Worked for alcohol in the 1920's. Worked for drugs in the 1990's. Obviously the same logic would work when applied to sex. Right?
Thanks to these super-smart politicians we now live in a utopia where there are no drugs, no alcohol, and people only have marital sex for the purpose of procreation.[/QUOTE]The statute reads. Soliciting for a prostitute by performing any of the following acts when acting other than as a prostitute or a patron of a prostitute:, then who would be "a patron of a prostitute," a pimp?
Aren't mongers?
[QUOTE=Walker333;3598289]The statute reads. Soliciting for a prostitute by performing any of the following acts when acting other than as a prostitute or a patron of a prostitute:, then who would be "a patron of a prostitute," a pimp?
Aren't mongers?[/QUOTE]720 ILCS 5/11-14.1 is applicable to johns, 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3 is applicable to pimps. Being a john is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony. Read the entire statute, not just a part of it. And for godssake, leave lawyering to lawyers.
Somebody needs to tell that to the cops who arrested these guys.
[URL]https://patch.com/illinois/desplaines/maine-twp-brothel-busted-sheriffs-office-homeland-security[/URL]
[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3598494]720 ILCS 5/11-14.1 is applicable to johns, 720 ILCS 5/11-14.3 is applicable to pimps. Being a john is a misdemeanor. Pimping is a felony. Read the entire statute, not just a part of it. And for godssake, leave lawyering to lawyers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Datsurman;3597288]Any reco on a relaxing massage with a slippery titjob finish? Natural big jigglies only. Last one I had was from ERS a couple years ago. I am overdue.[/QUOTE]You need to contact Sonni. She's on BP under massage. Her tits are amazing real and expensive. $$. 8 for nuru with toples Russian finish.
[QUOTE=Datsurman;3598651]Somebody needs to tell that to the cops who arrested these guys.
[URL]https://patch.com/illinois/desplaines/maine-twp-brothel-busted-sheriffs-office-homeland-security[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.
[QUOTE=Bryzzo;3595469]Saw Barbara at Logan recently. Great time, standard pricing, consistent with what I've gotten there past couple of years. Barbara has great body and is very skilled. I'd put her at around 40 yrs old if that matters, but very hot.[/QUOTE]Is this a commercial place or private? Is there a link somewhere with contact info?
New to this forum so I'll post more as experiences mount. Only been to one AMP (in NY, many years ago) that, based on what I've read here, was probably a much better experience than I'm going to find in Chicago (attractive MT, table shower, clean place, FS not only available but pretty much expected).
I've spent some time scrolling through this board to look for recommendations, but the actual reviews / recommendations seem buried between lots of other chatter. Hoping to get some guidance on where to find the following:
1. Clean place / rooms and located within the city limits.
2. The actual massage is fairly irrelevant. More interested in a fun and playful MT who knows how to tease, is willing to go topless, and allows lots of roaming. I know I won't be seeing any 10's, but a decently attractive non-dinosaur with a nice bod would be great.
3. Really only looking for a great HE that's virtually guaranteed. Don't want to just get a lackluster massage and leave disappointed.
4. Probably would prefer an establishment over a BP solo practitioner, which all just seem shady and scammy. But willing to take BP recos that are solid.
Thank you for any suggestions! Feel free to PM me.
[QUOTE=TallKidd;3598829]Is this a commercial place or private? Is there a link somewhere with contact info?[/QUOTE]Logan Tantricas. Posts daily on BP. Often abbreviated LT on here.
Went to moon spa recently, was greeted by the typical Ramadan, but she was decent looking. Got an hour, overall ok massage. Lots of trading and roaming allowed. On the flip she started running my boys and I said my hand down her pants. Got some fiv going. Then I pointed to her mouth then to where her hand was and she nodded. She started to lick it and then she started to suck it, bb! It was pretty amazing.
[QUOTE=CuteWOne;3599407]Went to moon spa recently, was greeted by the typical Ramadan, but she was decent looking. Got an hour, overall ok massage. Lots of trading and roaming allowed. On the flip she started running my boys and I said my hand down her pants. Got some fiv going. Then I pointed to her mouth then to where her hand was and she nodded. She started to lick it and then she started to suck it, bb! It was pretty amazing.[/QUOTE]Yep, kinda cool, unusual.
What was the damage?
Getting arrested for felony is pretty harsh and would hard to explain to your boss and wife.
With all the shootings go on in Chicago seems to be crazy the legal system would worry about these activities.
It seems the. LEO has been laying off MPs or am I misinformed.
[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3598794]I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.[/QUOTE]
Stopped in at Rose near California / Archer. Middle aged, thin lady. Kind of plain looking. Massage not bad. HJ kind of hurried. Overall. Meh. Might be worth trying another time.
It was my go to place for a decade plus, since I live very near to it but its not the same no more.
New girls lately, hardly a massage ,10- 20 minutes or so of rubbing and then they give you the handshake and then their putting on your socks for you and it seems old mamasan is gone (vacation they said).
Maybe new management I'm guessing. Not the same ole reliable no more.
After seeing some reviews of Sunshine Spa (run by Bob), I decided to give it a try.
I just have to say that Mei actually knows how to give a massage. I have pretty bad shoulder and neck pain and I told her this before the session started, and she paid a lot of attention to that part. I like really hard massages, and I have had a hard time finding a place, but now I found someone who can provide me that! If you want a legit, hard massage, give it a shot and it will be worth the drive.
Door fee was. 55 and I tipped her. 2.
Stay safe,
GG.
I will give it one more shot, maybe somebody ran into her. I would like to know if anybody knows of Happy from the old United landed? Their is a guy on another board who always claims he knows where she is at, but he never puts up. You can PM me with details. Thanks.
Thank you for your kind words. And thank you for our business. Many of our best (and civilized) customers are Forum members who appreciate and need a real massage. Good Yelp and Google reviews. By the way, Mei owns and runs the shop. She decorates and makes all the decisions. (I funded the purchase, but I don't take any money out of the business.) I do some of the grunt work and accounting / taxes (which is also grunt work). Last week I installed a couple ceiling poles for back walking. At 90 pounds, Mei can walk on my back without killing me. It's only in one (smaller) room so you should ask about it if you want it. There's a dry sauna in one of the other rooms. And a conventional shower. You can specifically ask for Mei. Again thanks very much. Bob.
[QUOTE=GreatGatsby;3599533]After seeing some reviews of Sunshine Spa (run by Bob), I decided to give it a try.
I just have to say that Mei actually knows how to give a massage. I have pretty bad shoulder and neck pain and I told her this before the session started, and she paid a lot of attention to that part. I like really hard massages, and I have had a hard time finding a place, but now I found someone who can provide me that! If you want a legit, hard massage, give it a shot and it will be worth the drive.
Door fee was. 55 and I tipped her. 2.
Stay safe,
GG.[/QUOTE]
I treated myself to a 4 hand massage the other day at a west lake view AMP. I had been here a few times before and inquired about it. MMS told me 80 for half hour and she would throw in ts for free. The young one wanted more for ts until she checked with MMS. It was ok a little rushed. On flip ended up negotiating L2 finish with older one and young one entertaining me on top. That was fun especially with the young one. Left one (1. 2) tip which I told them they chad to figure out how to split up. May not try again unless another one works the lower body.
[QUOTE=FrankyCando;3599517]It was my go to place for a decade plus, since I live very near to it but its not the same no more.
New girls lately, hardly a massage ,10- 20 minutes or so of rubbing and then they give you the handshake and then their putting on your socks for you and it seems old mamasan is gone (vacation they said).
Maybe new management I'm guessing. Not the same ole reliable no more.[/QUOTE]I think the old MMS with the bolt ons has been gone for a while. I haven't been there much lately but stopped by earlier this year and nobody heard of her.
[QUOTE=Rudykzooti;3593091]Saw an ad on Craig's for a low introductory rate ($50); for an hour at a new on on Milwaukee just north of Montrose. Those of you who have been in the hobby awhile might recall the old VIP place. This is within a 7 iron north in the strip mall. Coco, took my cash and led me back to the room which looks like an old doctor's office like a lot of these places rent. Coco told me she would take care of me. She is skinny, not much up top, rather plain looking, not bad by today's standards. She gave a pretty decent back massage, worked some knots out, she could tell and I gave her the signal that I liked what she was doing to my backside and she had me flip before doing my legs. On the flip there were no questions and she gave a nice finish with some prostate stimulation. The damage was under $, which is a bargain. She hinted more is available, so I may have to try another time.
Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Try finding the place yesterday. Is it in the same spot as the old VIP was? If so the place looked empty. I drove up and down Milwaukee and couldn't find anything. I searched CL and no luck.
[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3598794]I'm sure their lawyer will. The article's wrong.[/QUOTE]Police obviously know the laws and which charges will stick and which won't, it's all about the high profile felony arrests and associated mugshots. So if these charges are dropped tomorrow the Google image cache of their mugshots won't go away.
[QUOTE=Bob521;3600021]Thank you for your kind words. And thank you for our business. Many of our best (and civilized) customers are Forum members who appreciate and need a real massage.[/QUOTE]How are folks not civilized at a legit spa? Anyway good luck with your shop! Anyone know of a young (in the 20's), cute legit reasonably priced therapist?
Had a little extra money end of this month and decided to try some MPs in the area. Jennifer near Archer & Wood. Nice enough girl, massage. Nothing extra at all. Maybe it just wasn't my day.
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Visited this fine establishment after seeing it listed on rubmaps. I'm too cheap to buy a membership, so I just search for MP's nearby. There are like 5 AMP's in a 3 block radius on Chicago Ave but this one had no reviews yet. Apparently it just opened like a month ago. Bright, flashing neon signs and all. I rang the bell at like 9:55 pm and a gorgeous late 20's Asian flower named Mindy (Mandy) greeted me. She was about 5'2 and is kinda thick for Asian standards. Nice plump booty and nice cups (probably C's) up top. Beautiful smile and very welcoming and friendly. I was surprised, being a black man. Nevertheless, she introduced me to another girl who was very cute but very Petite and tiny. She then asked whom I would like to get my massage from and I promptly selected her and she led me into the room. Since this joint is new, it was very clean and she had soft music playing. No ts offered, but I had just showered at the crib anyways. I paid the $. 45 for the half hour and she left to get my change. As she did, I stripped down and laid face down on the table. She came back in and asked if I'd like coconut or baby oil and then began a pretty good massage. Very relaxing and sensual as well. Her conversation was very flirtatious and sweet. She made me feel like she enjoyed what she was doing. Pretty soon afterwards she allowed me to massage her on the table! I rubbed her neck, back, legs and thighs, and of course that plump juicy booty. This went on for about 10 minutes and then she thanked me and told me to lay back down the table except face up this time. She then sat between my legs and started rubbing my chest and rib cage and ever so gently brushed against my raging erection. She sweetly then asked if I wanted her to massage there. I told her no as I felt I couldn't tip her accordingly. I only had $60 cash on me. So here comes the fun part: she smiled and said "well I have to massage everything" as she oiled up her hands and grabbed the shaft of my dick and then squeezed it. I then laid back and received a warm, slow, very DRAINING he that she seemed to equally enjoy. As I blasted off she smiled again and cheered! LOL On top of this, she still tried to give me my change back! I told her to keep it and next time it'd be much more! Overall it was an unbelievable experience and I can't wait to return!
[QUOTE=TJSterling;3545674]Checked them out today. I agree with your "pro's". My 1st nuru-amazing. Had Alex though, and she was totally nude. A little meat on her bones, but gorgeous, and super friendly and personable without being fake. She showed me the menu, and talked my newbie-ness through everything. Allowed me to roam EVERYWHERE. $$ for 1/2 hr, plus. 5 for prostate (also 1st time). Tipped. 4. Should have given her more b / c she worked her as off for me. Very nice, clean place.
Cons.
Website is way out of date. Most of them don't work there anymore. BP ad gets updated, but needs more updating. And yeah, too expensive.
Side note: I feel even worse b / c I couldn't pop in the 30 min, even after all of her hard work. Nerves? Meds side effects? Getting old (47)? Really embarrassed.[/QUOTE]1.
So I checked this place out the other day. Text to set up appointment, call for address. 2 good reviews on here was enough for me, even with a high price tag. They are currently running $20 off the nuru + bath option, but it's still pricey. But like the milkwaukee ave / bucktown / printer's row / LT girls, they are young / hot and some people don't mind paying a little extra for that once in a while. I went with the hh option.
For me, the pros ended there with the looks (she was gorgeous, solid 9/10 irl). Well, the girl was also nice and flirty. I did honestly enjoy my time with her but I felt like she was trying to upsell me the whole time. She said I could upgrade to a GFE for an extra $ but that puts it in the "not worth it" ballpark for me, personally. Also, she told me more than once about the benefits of scheduling a longer appointment. It wasn't pushy per se, but I didn't really like it.
Other cons: like the first reviewer said, I showed up on time and the "mamasan" (I'm assuming since she was older and didn't look like any of the other girls) was confused who I was. I had to wait about 10 minutes. Not horrible, but that shouldn't happen. At least I got the girl I requested though. They also do a poor job of shuttling customers. I bumped into other girls with dudes more than once. I'd like to avoid that when I'm out and about. The actual nuru room was also slightly dirty. It smelled of old sweat, so they should probably deep clean the room. Then the turkish bath itself was super short and insufficient. I was still very oily after the bath.
All said, I would probably repeat LOL. I'm the kind of weirdo that prefers a nice HJ to FS, the location is super convenient for me, the girls are very attractive (I saw about 5 of them when I was walking around in there, I liked them all). When I go back, I would probably just get a normal massage for an hour since all I care about is the view. So ultimately I would recommend, as long as you are aware of the shortcomings (mostly the price tag) and are okay with it.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-bath-take-20-off/79047932[/URL]
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Being a loop guy, I also checked out the printer's row place earlier this month. I'm assuming this is the same owner as the bucktown and wicker park locations. Same concept - $1. 6 or $1. 8 for a topless of nude hh massage with a young-ish and very attractive girl. I honestly think they change the price randomly and how much they take off depends on the girl. It's always been at least topless though and free roaming for my experiences. This place only takes calls, they don't respond to texts. I felt very welcomed at this place. The girls there treated me like an old friend, so that's a plus. Recently, I saw ads for this place offering "VIP" for $$$ for certain girls. I wonder if that means they do FS here as well. The massage room I've been in had an ottoman, a massage table, and a bed. Makes me wonder. If you frequent places like LT, you'd probably like this place. If you hit up the bucktown (jessica / sofy, etc.) or wicker park (giselle, etc.) locations, obviously this would be up your alley.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/todays-special-160flat-with-gorgeous-real-ladies-ashley-sarah-emily/55197502[/URL]
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Another vote for relax spa on cermak. The women are old, but they give a hell of a BJ and still have a bangin' bod. They also seem to get really turned on and appreciate some aggressive fiv LOL. I've gone twice so far, but I'm not sure if I'd go back anymore. However, it's definitely a reliable place, especially for out of towners near the convention center.
Had a dream tonight. I don't know who she was. Went there had to wait for 15 min. Table shower was nice everything cleaned as it should be. Go to room hoping to get an actual massage before the flip. Maybe 15 min if rubbing and she has me flip. The she wants. 6 for he or $ for CBJ. I say. 8 for CBJ she says no. Then I say. 4 for he. She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little. I got up and left. I'm so sick of Upcharging. I think I'll stick with the euros. At least they are worth the extra.
You'd be amazed Sam. We do our best to make sure nobody "expects" anything. But nevertheless, we get all kinds of things. Then, they leave zero tip.
[QUOTE=SmileySam;3600567]How are folks not civilized at a legit spa? Anyway good luck with your shop! Anyone know of a young (in the 20's), cute legit reasonably priced therapist?[/QUOTE]
I can't speak with complete certainty about K-Spa door price sharing. But part goes to the MS. Maybe $10 or $20. The remainder is split between the house and the worker. If nobody comes the worker is not paid. They are 1099 contract workers. Not W2. That girl was (gasp) lying to you. I'm 90% sure. That shop and the girls there are oriented toward FS. Not massage, per se. Their goal is to make $100-$140 per hour. So, from her point of view, HE is actually more work/effort, and as she says, less money. That's doesn't make it right, but they are, of course, the epitome of mercenaries.
[QUOTE=WildRider80;3602906]Had a dream tonight. I don't know who she was. Went there had to wait for 15 min. Table shower was nice everything cleaned as it should be. Go to room hoping to get an actual massage before the flip. Maybe 15 min if rubbing and she has me flip. The she wants. 6 for he or $ for CBJ. I say. 8 for CBJ she says no. Then I say. 4 for he. She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little. I got up and left. I'm so sick of Upcharging. I think I'll stick with the euros. At least they are worth the extra.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WildRider80;3602906]Had a dream tonight. I don't know who she was. Went there had to wait for 15 min. Table shower was nice everything cleaned as it should be. Go to room hoping to get an actual massage before the flip. Maybe 15 min if rubbing and she has me flip. The she wants. 6 for he or $ for CBJ. I say. 8 for CBJ she says no. Then I say. 4 for he. She says the door fee goes to the house and who would do he for so little. I got up and left. I'm so sick of Upcharging. I think I'll stick with the euros. At least they are worth the extra.[/QUOTE]I think YUN is seeing a dip in traffic because of Exercise Spa that is not far away. Exercise asks, and expects, a higher range of prices and I have a hunch Yun is trying to match their pricing to theirs. If Yun is not that busy as was mentioned earlier, they make nothing, so when someone does come in they will try and max out every service possible. From the recent posts it seems they clearly just want the money and will rush thru your time, get things done and say goodbye. On the way out you see that you were shorted 15 minutes or more.
I finally went to check out Oki Doki the other day, after having heard many positive reviews for a while now.
I never got around to asking the MT's name, but she was mid to late 20's and very good looking. Very pleasantly surprised about that.
I opted for the hour session. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, though the part where she climbed on top of me (while I was lying face down) felt pretty nice. Especially since she was wearing short shorts and her legs felt great.
After about a half-hour she told me to flip. She wanted 100 for a topless HJ which was tempting given her nice body, but way more than I wanted to spend. I went for a standard HJ. I've heard in the past that other options are available, but nothing else was offered to me.
In the end I was pretty disappointed with the place. The girl was good looking, but I don't like getting shorted on time and I don't like aggressive negotiators. I won't be going back.
Two side notes. First, as we are heading into winter you should know that this place was freezing. Second, there is some sort of animal place next door (pet shop, doggy daycare, who knows) and the dogs were going crazy. And one of the employees at the place was yelling right back at the dogs. It was not a very relaxing situation. To be honest, I was kind of tempted to call the ASPCA.