Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Max#01;6733183]Guys. As I've written before, I had robotic prostate surgery about three years ago. The surgeon saved the nerves, so I can still orgasm as good as ever. But, they are dry. This confuses our faithful K-Girl technicians who are expecting me to squirt. I'm to the point where I'm doing pump therapy. But, even after three years, I can't get hard enough for penetration. She can get me worked up, but I can't sustain it. I'm taking prescribed low-dose Cialis and am not ready to give myself a shot of Trimix in the plumbing. So, an alternative is to put on a penis ring. The ones that came with the pump will do the trick but you're not supposed to wear them for more than 30 minutes. So, the question is: Has anyone ever worn a penis ring during a session? If so, when do you put it on? How did the technician react? I know this sounds like it should be on WebMD or something. Thanks![/QUOTE]Hi Max, I always wear a cock ring. I just put it on when we are about to start on the fun part of the session and wear it throughout. This basically gets almost no reaction from the technician, although I remember one saying once that she thinks a lot of her customers would do well with one! Recently, another one said how well it worked. They tend to take it away afterwards and clean it with alcohol, and sort of make a big deal of giving it back to me. It's usually just wrapped in a paper towel, but a couple times at VIP they've given it back to me in a snack bag.

Rings come in all sorts of varieties. It's taken me while to find my preferred type. I can give you info on it, but this stuff is all personal. Good luck!

Well my luck ran out at this place, I had gotten comfortable here and saw Sophia. I had to take a piss and went to the bathroom. The service was so so which surprised me. When it was over I got my wallet and it was empty, I had a 150 dollars. I lost my shit and started yelling. That brought the mama, when I complained she took me to the office and showed me a picture of my car parked in front and a scan of my DL which has my address, she told me that if I make any trouble the photo of my car will get mailed to my address.

Stay away.

[QUOTE=FatMan89;6733257]Hey guys has anyone had any BBFS luck recently around here. Trying to find a new place since my other 2 places closed.[/QUOTE]What other two BBFS places were those that closed?

MJ1.

[QUOTE=MrJusnupin1;6734118]What other two BBFS places were those that closed?

MJ1.[/QUOTE]One was RL. The other was a place in Upper Marlboro called Asian bodywork's. I wish I could find another.

Seen Wendy 2 times at Angel A. Hope her thighs are a bit thicker. But actually her body looks REALLY amazing. 5,8-9" with high heels. Slender body. C top. Sexy oval face. Nice eye contact when she gobbles head. Big apple ass in DS. She's fun to be so you won't regret. Just treat her nice then you will fully enjoy the adventure.

[BLUE]You may have noticed some changes in your reports, I can get much more creative than that if this shit doesn't stop. I fucking hate shills and will fuck with your posts if you keep making fake accounts.

If that doesn't stop you I will forbid any mention of your place on the forum.

Try me and see if I'm fucking lying.

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The benefits and joys of being a regular regular and in the right place at the right time. As I am sure all are aware, this is a very YMMV thing, and a first for me.

I had a pre-Christmas session scheduled with Anna, and after our meet & greet we headed to the TS. Before I knew what was happening, Candy joined us in the TS, and both ladies stripped down for some extra soapy slipping and sliding fun in the TS.

I hope everyone had a safe and fun Christmas session with someone nice.

The new MMS at Angel Acu in CP is a bit disorganized. This report / review is late because I just got back from Barbados, where there is no such action like this.

I made a visit on 12-23 and I made an appointment at 6 PM for Happy. I get there and they're just letting mad people walk in ahead of me so I got bumped. MMS put me in a little holding room while the others got their rub and tugs I guess.

I was in the little spot for a good 20 minutes and ready to go but one of the girls came in and sat on my lap to keep me company but as cute as she was, I was in the mood for Happy and those natural Ds.

Paid house for 1 hour (. 70). Happy was slow to remember me (I realized during my wait that a lot of other Black dudes patronized the spot) but she then remembered me at the TS. I have my cash out (because I was not going to pay a cent more. Happy tried to say "I told you bring $. 40 for extras" and I just stared at her like a goof.

That said, she gave a much worse massage than the great one from my first time but the CBJ was FIRE and she really got into it. Started off MISH and ended in DS. I popped in the bag.

Things got interesting after I popped because I was still ready to go and she gave me a rough, if efficient HJ and kissed the head with the man batter still on it. I don't like bare anything so I wasn't enthused but why not. That said, I may have to switch it up. I haven't tried VIP or RS yet. I tried GS and that was one of the worst experiences I've ever had with some old face chick named Momo. Then I got another grandma in Serenity in Waldorf but I walked out of there.

Happy New Year, monger bros.

How did GS Oxon Hill go from top flight experiences to threatening getting banned from the forum in just a couple months? I've been there a couple times in the past and had some good experiences. But now I'm reading things that don't seem like the same place I went to. I didn't like the long drive but the service was good, the providers were decent, and it was a better experience than what I've read in the forums on here. Guess those glory days are over. Any suggestions on where Howard county folks can go?

[QUOTE=DCHung;6721766]Thanks for giving us another report on GS. I've been curious about it but won't take the long trek unless more trusted seniors report on it.[/QUOTE]He's right—your mileage may vary. I've been off of here for a while only to return to a bunch of bad reviews for GS and even the moderator going in on fake posts. Not sure what's going on but can only speak to my experience. On a scale of 10, I'd say from 4-8 depending on the night and provider. Momo was my least favorite just because I didn't find her attractive at all. But I've never been taken to the rails over GPS and I've had some memorable experiences there. I'm in Howard county and it's dry as a bone here. I went to Lotus a couple weeks ago and got a provider whose bootyhole stunk up the room. Went to Ace a few months ago and got a week massage and reluctant handjob; had to ask her to get naked and at least sit on my chest so I could get into it and she made a frowny face at me before finally doing it. Went to Silk about 6 or 7 months ago and a provider hit me with GPS to the point that I declined extras and strolled on out of there with a hard Johnson. I chose GS because initially it was low mileage but the chatter here has picked up and could have some effect on why things are getting sloppy. So I would give it some time; I'm not going back for a minute because these reviews are bad and it's too far to drive for a bad experience.

Does anyone happen to know current lineup at RS?

Has anyone found any info on CA shutdown?

AA spa new addition Wendy, she's young, enthusiastic and it seems she was a top provider in this the business. Make an appointment late Sunday night, there's a new Mamasan there, she speaks decent English. Asks my phone number and then I'm led to the room. After a couple of minutes in comes Wendy, wearing a tight dress, showcasing her nice beasts and also hiding a little bit of belly. Wendy is young MILF I didn't ask her age but I would guess late 30's to early 40's maybe. Her body looks really nice. Slender with nice curves for an Asian woman, Jiggling her C top. She gives me a hug and a small peck in the lips. I give her the donation for 1 hr and I wait her reaction. She smiles and says thank you. She leaves for 1 min then came back helped me undress, I skip the massage and try to get a longer fun time. She seems to enjoy that. We do hide & seek which could be a bit boring so we both start sucking goods to please each other at the same time. That lasts for a good 5-10 min. And then switch position to let her melon bounce when she is on top or on her knees. She feels tight. Change to side Mish and finishes there. She cleans me up. And she sits next to me and talks until my time is up. Overall a good experience, no rush no upsell. At the end I try to give her extra $40 but she says it's OK. She tells me I come back to see her in 7 days. LOL. I promise it and she looks so happy with that. She's a gem so please treat her good guys.

[QUOTE=TotalKaos;6736806]Does anyone happen to know current lineup at RS?

Has anyone found any info on CA shutdown?[/QUOTE]The DPIE site shows them with an occupancy permit approved on June 8, 2023. Must not be an inspection issue. Can someone post a picture of the sign on the door? I don't mind poking around county records, but I'm an hour away from Greenbelt.

[QUOTE=ScoopFeeding;6737282]AA spa new addition Wendy, she's young, enthusiastic and it seems she was a top provider in this the business. Make an appointment late Sunday night, there's a new Mamasan there, she speaks decent English. Asks my phone number and then I'm led to the room. After a couple of minutes in comes Wendy, wearing a tight dress, showcasing her nice beasts and also hiding a little bit of belly. Wendy is young MILF I didn't ask her age but I would guess late 30's to early 40's maybe. Her body looks really nice. Slender with nice curves for an Asian woman, Jiggling her C top. She gives me a hug and a small peck in the lips. I give her the donation for 1 hr and I wait her reaction. She smiles and says thank you. She leaves for 1 min then came back helped me undress, I skip the massage and try to get a longer fun time. She seems to enjoy that. We do hide & seek which could be a bit boring so we both start sucking goods to please each other at the same time. That lasts for a good 5-10 min. And then switch position to let her melon bounce when she is on top or on her knees. She feels tight. Change to side Mish and finishes there. She cleans me up. And she sits next to me and talks until my time is up. Overall a good experience, no rush no upsell. At the end I try to give her extra $40 but she says it's OK. She tells me I come back to see her in 7 days. LOL. I promise it and she looks so happy with that. She's a gem so please treat her good guys.[/QUOTE]Wendy sounds good. I saw Skye on Friday and had fun with her too. As I was leaving, I saw an attractive girl in their lounge room next to the exit. The mamasan said her name was Sarah. I don't think I've ever seen her. Anyone have any details on her? Thanks.

[QUOTE=TotalKaos;6736806]Does anyone happen to know current lineup at RS?

Has anyone found any info on CA shutdown?[/QUOTE]Unless something has happened since my last visit with Momo on December 18, they are fully operational. Although the undersized water heater means you can catch so ill timed cold water during the TS.