Massage Parlor Reports

I went to place that about 5 or 6 massages places in 1 building.

The first one I went to had a really good looking asian girl, and she gave me a massage, and thats it. I was expecting to talk about more when I flipped over after it was done, but I got nothing.

2nd place was an older asian w / hot body, I tried feeling her leg a little which was fine with her. But then she said nothing when it was over and I left.

3rd place was a beautiful asian girl, she was really nice and gave a really good massage. I tried flirting with her and told her I wanted her to focus on my lower body and wanted extra deep pressure. But I struck out again.

Do I just have to tell them what I want? I've never been to one of these places before, so I don't really know what to do.

I was going to ask the last girl, but I felt like a dick, because she was really nice.

I'm not fat or unattractive, WTF

I assume that you're talking about Fair and Harbor. Trust me. Getting extras in any AMP has nothing to do with how you look. You just picked the worst possible time and location.

All these places were raided a couple of weeks ago with many girls cited. Everyone there is being extra careful even with some regulars.

As far as tips on how to proceed, you might want to read my post on January 25, 2010. (Others have made similar and often better suggestions.)

[QUOTE=Johnsmithy; 1163414]I went to place that about 5 or 6 massages places in 1 building.

The first one I went to had a really good looking asian girl, and she gave me a massage, and thats it. I was expecting to talk about more when I flipped over after it was done, but I got nothing.

2nd place was an older asian w / hot body, I tried feeling her leg a little which was fine with her. But then she said nothing when it was over and I left.

3rd place was a beautiful asian girl, she was really nice and gave a really good massage. I tried flirting with her and told her I wanted her to focus on my lower body and wanted extra deep pressure. But I struck out again.

Do I just have to tell them what I want? I've never been to one of these places before, so I don't really know what to do.

I was going to ask the last girl, but I felt like a dick, because she was really nice.

I'm not fat or unattractive, WTF[/QUOTE]

Has anyone tried the new Korean place in La Habra on Whittier Blvd and Euclid? They have been advertising on BP for a week or so. I hope it is not one of those places with ancient run of the mill 50+ Korean women.

[quote=jon jones; 1162537]keep in mind there's no law against having sex. (in spite of what the bible thumpers say.) but it's against the law to offer sex for money and to solicit sex for money.

in theory, le could walk into the room and find your dick buried in a pussy and not be able to convict you of anything. in practice they'll probably cite you but the charges would be dropped long before any trial. (explaining to your wife or girl friend is another matter.)

if you're in a licensed mp the likelihood of being even cited is remote unless it's part of a sting where you need to exercise caution is in the negotiations for the tip. i never discuss a fee or tip in advance. once the act is completed you can rest assured it's not a sting. if a provider i don't know well pushes for me to agree to pay a certain sum, i just say just finish the massage.

with respect to being required to register as a sex offender, just stay away from minors. i never hook-up with anyone who i think even remotely might be ****. never, anywhere, anytime.

disclosure: i'm not a lawyer and my comments are based solely on my own research over the years. [/quote]thanks guys. i'm usually good about knowing the right places to go to. but i'm just thinking that youll never know when a raid may happen ect. ect.

as far as the young girls thing, i never seen anyone who looks like they may be ****. do they exist? i assummed you had to go to tijuana to get that! haha

[QUOTE=Johnsmithy; 1163414]I went to place that about 5 or 6 massages places in 1 building.

The first one I went to had a really good looking asian girl, and she gave me a massage, and thats it. I was expecting to talk about more when I flipped over after it was done, but I got nothing.

2nd place was an older asian w / hot body, I tried feeling her leg a little which was fine with her. But then she said nothing when it was over and I left.

3rd place was a beautiful asian girl, she was really nice and gave a really good massage. I tried flirting with her and told her I wanted her to focus on my lower body and wanted extra deep pressure. But I struck out again.

Do I just have to tell them what I want? I've never been to one of these places before, so I don't really know what to do.

I was going to ask the last girl, but I felt like a dick, because she was really nice.

I'm not fat or unattractive, WTF[/QUOTE]Your looks won't matter much. Unless you look like a cop :P Especially at your basic HE joints.

What do you mean by "Feeling her leg a little?" A brief brush may not be enough. It should be clear and deliberate.

Location matters too, and you didn't specify where you went. Plenty of AMPs look the part, but are legit.

[QUOTE=Desparate1;1164128]Has anyone tried the new Korean place in La Habra on Whittier Blvd and Euclid? They have been advertising on BP for a week or so. I hope it is not one of those places with ancient run of the mill 50+ Korean women.[/QUOTE]Oh? I live like 5 min away. Ima have to try it soon. *takes out knife and fork*

Gentlemen, does anyone know of a place where they offer BBJ? Haven't been to a MP in the longest time I've been itching to go back to one soon. Let me know. Thanks!

TheDudeoftheOC

Dude, I hope these weren't all done back to back, although I guess it's possible. If you were dying for a handy, sometimes junior does all the thinking. You have to be less obvious but deliberate. If this is the area we are thinking of in CM on Fair, then you may have a lot of providers scared about a new customer because of the recent issues. Best thing to do as a newbie is to hit a place and provider you know will do what you want (I know the newbies hate this but tough shit-RTFF and get the name of a place and girl that meets your requirements) and put in a little work by seeing the same gal a few times until she gets comfortaable. You don't always get a HE first time at every place. Most of us hit places we know about from fellow mongers and have established a relationship with a specific place / provider and it's game on upon arrival. I remember my first few times, it was strike out and self service until pay dirt was struck. Patience grasshopper.

[QUOTE=Johnsmithy; 1163414]I went to place that about 5 or 6 massages places in 1 building.

The first one I went to had a really good looking asian girl, and she gave me a massage, and thats it. I was expecting to talk about more when I flipped over after it was done, but I got nothing.

2nd place was an older asian w / hot body, I tried feeling her leg a little which was fine with her. But then she said nothing when it was over and I left.

3rd place was a beautiful asian girl, she was really nice and gave a really good massage. I tried flirting with her and told her I wanted her to focus on my lower body and wanted extra deep pressure. But I struck out again.

Do I just have to tell them what I want? I've never been to one of these places before, so I don't really know what to do.

I was going to ask the last girl, but I felt like a dick, because she was really nice.

I'm not fat or unattractive, WTF[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pacom555; 1164381]Your looks won't matter much. Unless you look like a cop :P Especially at your basic HE joints.

What do you mean by "Feeling her leg a little?" A brief brush may not be enough. It should be clear and deliberate.

Location matters too, and you didn't specify where you went. Plenty of AMPs look the part, but are legit.[/QUOTE]Ha ha, yeah I look more like a stoner than a cop, so that wasnt the problem.

I think I should have been more obvious. I bet when cops go there, they probably touch there leg a little bit, but they definitely wouldn't grab their ass. (at least while they're on duty)

I was worried about touching a girl that was a legit massage girl. The girls I saw were really nice + friendly, so

I didn't want to touch them, if they weren't ok with it.

If this is the place.

721 W. Whittier Blvd La Habra, 90631

They Reign from the Han Dynasty period and yes, very old indeed, but a good massage.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Hobbiest Ftw;1164650]Oh? I live like 5 min away. Ima have to try it soon. *takes out knife and fork*[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rocco D;1164798]Dude, Patience grasshopper.[/QUOTE]Yeap yeap yeap.

If that doesn't float your boat do this:

1. Touch her leg.

2. Rub her ass.

3. Lift your ass up a bit when she's in that area.

4. Have a freaking boner on flip.

5. Move her hand to the problem area.

6. Move it again if she didn't want to do it.

7. Say "no trouble its ok"

This is newbie talk for newbies.

On a side note:

Softcore Secondhand Massage Report, Guy I know, real old, lives in seizure world (I do some work for him here and there) said hes been going to J Li Massage over there next to 7-11. Said he gets Jasmine? Guess she runs the place. Said last few times hes got a handy no problem. Said she's a looker with long hair and a solid body. But remember he is like 70 plus. Said he always sees another girl working there with streaked hair but doesn't like her cause he said her curves are funky. I sent him to lakeview to see nadia and said he could get everything. I seen her resently, she looks raggy for some reason. Maybe its her hair, I don't know. Told him not to do the old man thing and try to move around like he has some life left. Funny cause this was the first time we talked about places and he says he would like a girl in a skirt. Hahha I can't believe we all think a like. Told him sorry cause theres nothing in gold cart distance for him.

Gentlemen,

Booty Pirate arriving from the east coast, so I'm new to the OC forum, but not the USSG forum or the hobby. So here's my first post for youse all:

I must've dozed off at work because I had a dream today and found myself somewhere between Dale and Beach. Noobs, don't ask me where. I'm new here, remember? Heh heh. Walk in like I own the place. No questions even though I'm here for the very first time. I don't know. Maybe I look like a bad boy. . Hand over $50. Don't worry about mentioning the ad and asking for $10 off. It's just $10 freakin' dollars, c'mon.

Draw CeCe. Big tits, big booty. Nice. Hit the room. Disrobe and sit on the edge of the table. CeCe walks in and could tell right away I meant business. And business it was. 20 minutes later and the fire hose I brought goes off on a pair of D-cups. All this for the standard fare.

End of post.

How'd I do?

BP

You done good. CV, a post or two ahead, also wrote up a fine descriptions of events as they occur.

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate; 1165380]Gentlemen,

Booty Pirate arriving from the east coast, so I'm new to the OC forum, but not the USSG forum or the hobby. So here's my first post for youse all:

I must've dozed off at work because I had a dream today and found myself somewhere between Dale and Beach. Noobs, don't ask me where. I'm new here, remember? Heh heh. Walk in like I own the place. No questions even though I'm here for the very first time. I don't know. Maybe I look like a bad boy. . Hand over $50. Don't worry about mentioning the ad and asking for $10 off. It's just $10 freakin' dollars, see'mon.

Draw CeCe. Big tits, big booty. Nice. Hit the room. Disrobe and sit on the edge of the table. CeCe walks in and could tell right away I meant business. And business it was. 20 minutes later and the fire hose I brought goes off on a pair of D-cups. All this for the standard fare.

End of post.

How'd I do?

BP[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate; 1165380]Gentlemen,

Booty Pirate arriving from the east coast, so I'm new to the OC forum, but not the USSG forum or the hobby. So here's my first post for youse all:

I must've dozed off at work because I had a dream today and found myself somewhere between Dale and Beach. Noobs, don't ask me where. I'm new here, remember? Heh heh. Walk in like I own the place. No questions even though I'm here for the very first time. I don't know. Maybe I look like a bad boy. . Hand over $50. Don't worry about mentioning the ad and asking for $10 off. It's just $10 freakin' dollars, see'mon.

Draw CeCe. Big tits, big booty. Nice. Hit the room. Disrobe and sit on the edge of the table. CeCe walks in and could tell right away I meant business. And business it was. 20 minutes later and the fire hose I brought goes off on a pair of D-cups. All this for the standard fare.

End of post.

How'd I do?

BP[/QUOTE]Is CeCe a Korean? And if so is she working Monday only? I have been trying to see her for a while, but can not make it on Monday.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1165137]If this is the place.

721 W. Whittier Blvd La Habra. 90631.

They Reign from the Han Dynasty period and yes, very old indeed, but a good massage.

Baggens[/QUOTE]Thanks Dildo Baggens. You saved me time and money. I will be looking for another hunting ground.