Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Angai;3558205]Anyone try this place it isn't out of the way from my commute home and I was thinking of stopping by. Any intel?

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-location-special-50/48799082[/URL][/QUOTE]After seeing this post and opening the link, I saw that the location was reasonably convenient to get to from my work, so I gave them a try. This review might belong in the BP section since it is from a BP ad, but I am putting it here since it is a reply to another post in this Massage Parlor thread.

The place is in an apartment building in a residential neighborhood. Massage table is in the apartment living room. At first I thought maybe the girl lived there and did massages from her place. I later learned that there are three different girls that do massages there, so if you make an appointment to go here, you might not get the same girl that I am reviewing. I drew a Latina girl named Natalie.

Most of my massages have been in AMPs, where they leave the room while you get undressed and lay on the massage table. This was a bit different. Shortly after I enter the apartment, she invites me to get undressed and lie face down on the massage table, but she stayed right there while I did so. There was no towel to cover me, which I figured was a decent sign that this was not a strictly legit massage, and extras may be available.

The massage was really mostly just her running her hands around my body. Don't get me wrong, it felt nice. However, if you have sore muscles and are looking for a real massage, this is probably not the place for you. After about 10-15 minutes, she told me to turn over. During the 10-15 minutes when I was face down, there was no "accidental" contact with the boys, and initially during the massage after the "turn over", there was still no touching of the crotch area. However, after massaging the front for a while, she did ask if I wanted any options. The options were HJ for $60 or BJ for $100. After asking if the BJ was BBBJ or covered (and she replied covered only), I declined that option, and asked her if I could talk her into $40 for the HJ option. She said that she could do $40. Right after we agreed to a HJ for $40, she took off her top. (During the massage, she was wearing jeans with a top that showed some cleavage). I assumed that this was an invitation to play with her boobs during the HJ, and I was correct. Despite the fact that her HJ technique felt quite nice, it was taking me a while to get off (this is not all that uncommon for me). However, in this case, this worked in my favor. After a while doing the HJ topless, she then took off her jeans. (If I had not taken so long to finish, this option may not have happened). Again, I interpreted this as an invitation for roaming her bottom half, including reaching into her panties to grab her ass cheeks, and again I was correct. I did not attempt FIV, so I can not tell you if this would have been allowed or not.

Although I had talked her down to $40, due to her taking off her top and jeans and allowing roaming (I did not know she would do this at the time I talked her down to $40), as well as the fact that I took so long to finish, I wound up giving her the $60 she initially asked for.

Overall, a pleasant session. I probably will repeat.

[QUOTE=TR5321;3567712]Would you say which AMP?[/QUOTE]Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

[QUOTE=CaliScorpio;3570312]Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.[/QUOTE]Well said my friend.

[QUOTE=CaliScorpio;3570312]Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.[/QUOTE]What is an HB?

Mongers are looking for the specific AMP so why not post that?

[QUOTE=CaliScorpio;3570312]Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alfonso82;3565015][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hi-lucy-here-i-am-asian-me-do-outcall-in-call-i-do-real-very-strong-body-push-oil-213-268-3355/54920287[/URL]

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.[/QUOTE]I have seen that face many times an I can't remember which AMP she was at before. Help me out because its driving me crazy.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3570639]I have seen that face many times an I can't remember which AMP she was at before. Help me out because its driving me crazy.[/QUOTE]Not sure if she works at an AMP at all. I saw her at her home and she works independently as far as I know.

[QUOTE=CaliScorpio;3570312]Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.[/QUOTE]It's not that bad to share which mt and AMP it is. She will probably give you the same thing when you go back as she will remember, but as you said YMMV. Sharing would lead us to see how much service she can do with us doesn't mean we will get the same experiences as you did.

[QUOTE=TallKidd;3570573]What is an HB?[/QUOTE]Happy beginning.

-w.

First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.

Heading back to Hoffman. First time in like 6 years. I remember I took a drive down to a place away from Hoffman (maybe south east) that was advertising on CL and BP. American girls. Looks like a salon and spa. Got a massage and the girl was a tatted up alternative type. Real cute with new boobs. I was still green so I didn't press for extras. But she showed them to me.

Any idea what the name of this place was?

That's similar to my experience there. Been several times. I think I have had yo-yo but my favorite is Kelly. Face might seem less than promising but her body is super hot. She's taller and Skinner with smaller boobs. Go back and ask for her.

[QUOTE=Tbm335;3572042]First review post (on this forum, at least), but you got to start somewhere.

Visited Relax (south, I guess there are two?) over the weekend. Was greeted by YoYo, who was very friendly and cute, IMHO. (She kept calling me "honey", which I love.) Shorter, dark hair, maybe late 30's, nice body. Collected the entry fee and led me to the room.

Used no draping and was not requested to. Not a great massage, but enough to keep me interested. Not a ton of oil, lots of grazing and near-misses. She softly said it was time to flip, and when I did was presented with options up to and including FS. Went for the CBJ, which was excellent; she also took her top off and provided plenty of opportunity to roam. Cleaned me up with a warm towel, another 5 minutes of light massage, and time was up. Left via the back door, which I wish I had used to enter as well. Didn't like ringing the buzzer and waiting on a busy street.

Overall, $65 to enter, plus $95 tip (had brought $160 total, YoYo had initially asked $100 tip but I had incorrectly anticipated the house fee). No hassle, had fun, I'll be back.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, this isn't so much of a report as it is an idea. Wouldn't it be helpful to have a type of simple database that listed confirmed intel? I imagine it would look something like this. What do you think?

[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3566304]I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a [B]full hour[/B] FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.[/QUOTE]Cool Patrick point well taken. No more short hand. Bottom line there are better values to be had.

[QUOTE=TJSterling;3573678]Sorry, this isn't so much of a report as it is an idea. Wouldn't it be helpful to have a type of simple database that listed confirmed intel? I imagine it would look something like this. What do you think?[/QUOTE]That would be helpful. Could you start filling it out with your reports? Names of girls and locations would be really excellent to include.

That's a great idea!

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3574608]That would be helpful. Could you start filling it out with your reports? Names of girls and locations would be really excellent to include.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3574608]That would be helpful. Could you start filling it out with your reports? Names of girls and locations would be really excellent to include.[/QUOTE]Ok. I don't have as much experience as you guys, so I'll try to put something together of what I know with what appears to be good Intel from others' posts. You'll have to give me some time though.

[QUOTE=TJSterling;3574736]Ok. I don't have as much experience as you guys, so I'll try to put something together of what I know with what appears to be good Intel from others' posts. You'll have to give me some time though.[/QUOTE]The main problem, besides deciding how broad the types of providers (such as massage providers, escorts, apt girls, etc.) will be included, is keeping it up to date. Providers change all the time and move around a lot, so the spreadsheet might really only be good for regular, known providers that stay in business for awhile. A lot of info is old after a week or so, especially from other sites where it can be old to begin with. Still, I think your database idea would be valuable if done right and constantly updated.

Recently went to and AMP and got 1 hr paid door fee 65. Proceeded with good massage and on the flip she did BBBJ and proceeded to mount me. Told me I could have have pussy. I didn't have a wrapper but she was trying to BBFS. What would you tip her?

Just found out I'll be training it into the city Monday for work. My meetings are right across the river from the train stations.

I know just enough about the city and downtown to get where I need to go, and that's about it.

Any good places in the area I described, or a short, walkable distance?

Thanks,

Slappy.

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3575427]Recently went to and AMP and got 1 hr paid door fee 65. Proceeded with good massage and on the flip she did BBBJ and proceeded to mount me. Told me I could have have pussy. I didn't have a wrapper but she was trying to BBFS. What would you tip her?[/QUOTE]It's good to have you back Dragon. You always have great, amazing and very entertaining stories. The episodes that you describe most of us have never experienced, and therefore have no clue what to pay for the event. Also, it's all in the past, so why is it important what would we pay? Are you curious if you over or under paid her? It's too late anyway.

In any case, good luck man, and keep on teasing fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3575488]Just found out I'll be training it into the city Monday for work. My meetings are right across the river from the train stations.

I know just enough about the city and downtown to get where I need to go, and that's about it.

Any good places in the area I described, or a short, walkable distance?

Thanks,

Slappy.[/QUOTE]There are some nice places around. What kind of services are you looking for Man?

[QUOTE=Walker333;3575646]There are some nice places around. What kind of services are you looking for Man?[/QUOTE]I work in the Loop as well, and since 'Healthy Spa' left the scene I've been frustrated.

I'd love to find another Loop option that had 'walk-up' service with a good variety of girls and a pretty extensive menu.

Anyone know if that market has been filled since Healthy Spa left? I'd appreciate any tips.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3575646]There are some nice places around. What kind of services are you looking for Man?[/QUOTE]No need for FS.

Topless or nude finish with roaming.

Thanks,

Slappy.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3575643]It's good to have you back Dragon. You always have great, amazing and very entertaining stories. The episodes that you describe most of us have never experienced, and therefore have no clue what to pay for the event. Also, it's all in the past, so why is it important what would we pay? Are you curious if you over or under paid her? It's too late anyway.

In any case, good luck man, and keep on teasing fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]At the risk of starting a flame war about overtipping.

Same has happened to me, most recently about a month back. First of all, I assume if she's ready to go w / o a cover with me, I'm not alone in that, (as much as we each like to tell ourselves otherwise) so I wrapped that rascal. I happened to have a cover with me.

I felt like it was something of a heat-of-the-moment situation, she never mentioned money at all, and I thought I might like to see her again. So, for the effort, I tipped above scale: $200.

Of course, ChineseDragon, we don't know if you went ahead uncovered (your business) or declined and are just asking what would a reasonable tip be for the offer and willingness.

BB, out.

I want to ask what a good tip would be for her effort for next time. Plus she's cute young around 25 yrs old and gives a good massage. Just asking for input. I gave her 100 for topless BBBJ and told her next time for FS. When I have a wrapper.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;3576060]At the risk of starting a flame war about overtipping.

Same has happened to me, most recently about a month back. First of all, I assume if she's ready to go w / o a cover with me, I'm not alone in that, (as much as we each like to tell ourselves otherwise) so I wrapped that rascal. I happened to have a cover with me.

I felt like it was something of a heat-of-the-moment situation, she never mentioned money at all, and I thought I might like to see her again. So, for the effort, I tipped above scale: $200.

Of course, ChineseDragon, we don't know if you went ahead uncovered (your business) or declined and are just asking what would a reasonable tip be for the offer and willingness.

BB, out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3576120]I want to ask what a good tip would be for her effort for next time. Plus she's cute young around 25 yrs old and gives a good massage. Just asking for input. I gave her 100 for topless BBBJ and told her next time for FS. When I have a wrapper.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's what I gathered. Got to say in that situation, it's not easy to hold back.

A hondo seems appropriately generous, and a wise investment. My $. 02.

BB, out.

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3575427]Recently went to and AMP and got 1 hr paid door fee 65. Proceeded with good massage and on the flip she did BBBJ and proceeded to mount me. Told me I could have have pussy. I didn't have a wrapper but she was trying to BBFS. What would you tip her?[/QUOTE]The real questions are where is the AMP and who was the provider?

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3575721]No need for FS.

Topless or nude finish with roaming.

Thanks,

Slappy.[/QUOTE]This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3575721]No need for FS.

Topless or nude finish with roaming.

Thanks,

Slappy.[/QUOTE]Check your pm.

[QUOTE=RobertGou2;3576537]This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.[/QUOTE]Thanks!

I will report after my visit.

[QUOTE=JaySkeet;3571678]It's not that bad to share which mt and AMP it is. She will probably give you the same thing when you go back as she will remember, but as you said YMMV. Sharing would lead us to see how much service she can do with us doesn't mean we will get the same experiences as you did.[/QUOTE]Ok fair enough but I'll only share thru PM with senior members who don't mind the trek to the NW suburbs. By the way, I went again and she provided the same experience with an extra bonus. After the flip, she was massaging my legs and then before rubbing my feet, she noticed my toe nails were kinda long so she took out a nail clipper from the drawer and cut my nails. Talk about going above and beyond!

Hi gents, just wondering if anyone has spoken to or knows what happened to.

Cindy? I now she had a visit from uncle LEO but was wondering if she working.

And where. Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=DaytimeJay;3575096]The main problem, besides deciding how broad the types of providers (such as massage providers, escorts, apt girls, etc.) will be included, is keeping it up to date. Providers change all the time and move around a lot, so the spreadsheet might really only be good for regular, known providers that stay in business for awhile. A lot of info is old after a week or so, especially from other sites where it can be old to begin with. Still, I think your database idea would be valuable if done right and constantly updated.[/QUOTE]You're totally right. It would be a ton of work at first, and I'm not on here often enough, and honestly don't have enough free time to devote to it. But maybe it would get easier after a while. Plus I would limit it to just THIS forum, so just massage. Once it got off the ground, maybe I would put it out monthly. But I would have to rely on input from the forum members, preferably PMs, to correct mistakes or make changes.

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[QUOTE=Thor23;3577271]Hi gents, just wondering if anyone has spoken to or knows what happened to.

Cindy? I now she had a visit from uncle LEO but was wondering if she working.

And where. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]I was wondering the same thing, I tried calling her cell phone but got no answer last week. She may have taken a trip back to China till everything blows over. If anyone else knows info feel free to PM.

I went to paradise one time a couple years back so maybe things have changed. When I went there was a hard upsell just for HJ and there was no roaming or nudity. Name was coco I think. Younger girl with average looks. She wanted 60 for HJ but refused to take anything off, then she got all pissy when I countered 40. I remember it well because it was my very first try in the loop. Have things gotten better?

For location to trains Green Spa on Halsted is a good bet for handy at basic prices, and they have a table shower if you need to clean up before or after, bit the girls are older / average so I've never really been that interested in roaming there.

[QUOTE=RobertGou2;3576537]This place fits your requirements. On wabash between congress and Roosevelt.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;3578016]I went to paradise one time a couple years back so maybe things have changed. When I went there was a hard upsell just for HJ and there was no roaming or nudity. Name was coco I think. Younger girl with average looks. She wanted 60 for HJ but refused to take anything off, then she got all pissy when I countered 40. I remember it well because it was my very first try in the loop. Have things gotten better?

For location to trains Green Spa on Halsted is a good bet for handy at basic prices, and they have a table shower if you need to clean up before or after, bit the girls are older / average so I've never really been that interested in roaming there.[/QUOTE]YMMV, I guess? Same can probably be said for every place that is known to provide.

Or show them the green.

[QUOTE=RobertGou2;3578100]YMMV, I guess? Same can probably be said for every place that is known to provide.[/QUOTE]

I was seeing if anyone had any Intel on Connie she was recommended but wasn't too much information about her under that name the phone number came up as 312 *2618 Heard she had a private in call location where she gave massages with happy endings downtown. Just looking for some confirmation before taking the plunge.