Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Curt828;3064856]Each of the two VIPs near the couches are for one couple at a time, so they are the most private. There is also a large VIP with couches for five couples next to the back right fire exit. Although it is darker, random people can be wandering in at any time.

Best places for dance mileage are the high seats along either of the side walls. Some people seem to prefer the couches, but they're too cramped to allow for many positions. They're actually more like padded benches than typical strip club couches.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tips bro 😊 Even I prefer couches as it is more comfortable. The high chairs seems to be more dark than couch but I'm not sure how we can try many positions as it is too high and will dancers really sit on lap?

[QUOTE=Wleakr;3064860]What you pay is based on how you want to roll. Yes, you could pay all those items as you state, but it depends on the club. Typically for dayshift clubs, you aren't paying any cover or parking charge and no one is enforcing you to buy a drink. Stick with the low end clubs and dances are only $5 and you don't need many of those to find out if you like a chick or not. You actually can bang in the club for the same 60-80 that you say you're willing to shell out ($20 to use VIP at low end club, plus 40-60 to the girl) or get her number for later after testing the water via a couple of dances ($10).[/QUOTE]What club offers $5 dances? And what is the quality like?

[QUOTE=JustDreaming;3065174]What club offers $5 dances? And what is the quality like?[/QUOTE]"Black" clubs (Blaze, etc.) have $5 dances.

But here's the thing: the DJs run the songs together so you never really know how many songs have played, and this allows them to play a shorter stretch of song, so while the club may be "$5 per dance", they are typically costlier per unit time than are the $10 clubs (which also tend to use actual, distinct songs, typically running about 3 minutes, or standard radio airplay time).

That said, the $5 clubs are usually hood clubs with pretty easy takeout.

O.

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;3064740]To each his own. You are not just paying 150 though. Have to factor in drinks, dances, door prices, and parking. So that 150 easily becomes 200 +. 200 + for the same chick that I can bang for 60-80 just isn't worth it unless I felt like splurging. I do however feel why someone would take the strip club route if they didn't know about backpage or this board. I'm not that guy though.[/QUOTE]Although I agree that banging a BP girl in a bed is usually a better experience, some things to consider about VIP. The thing I like most is getting to know the girl first. Once you get to a BP girls room and find out she's a slob or has a poor attitude its too late.

Second is there's almost no risk of LEO in VIP, you never know when you go to a notel what's behind the door. I don't trust LEO not to entrap you. YMMV, I like both ways.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;3065343]"Black" clubs (Blaze, etc.) have $5 dances.

But here's the thing: the DJs run the songs together so you never really know how many songs have played, and this allows them to play a shorter stretch of song, so while the club may be "$5 per dance", they are typically costlier per unit time than are the $10 clubs (which also tend to use actual, distinct songs, typically running about 3 minutes, or standard radio airplay time).

That said, the $5 clubs are usually hood clubs with pretty easy takeout.

O.[/QUOTE]Mostly true, but the music length will vary by club, shift and DJ. I been in low-end clubs with some fairly lengthy songs. Also, if I observe the music is "too fast", I will work out with the girl ahead of time on handling lap dance cost, which usually benefits me and will work as long you get more than just a few songs.

I'm glad you pointed that out, I noticed that when more people began to arrive the shorter the songs become. I went to this 1 strip club in Miami, the songs the DJ was playing was way shorter than any song I ever heard a DJ play before in my life! And what made this situation worser was that the dances was $20 a song. I noticed on Saturday nights Strokers DJ'$ have a tendency to make the songs shorter and the girls seem to be more pushy when it comes to getting dances from me say the least LOL!

[QUOTE=Wleakr;3065486]Mostly true, but the music length will vary by club, shift and DJ. I been in low-end clubs with some fairly lengthy songs. Also, if I observe the music is "too fast", I will work out with the girl ahead of time on handling lap dance cost, which usually benefits me and will work as long you get more than just a few songs.[/QUOTE]

I totally agree with you and some of these other guys, personally I'm not into the business of banging strippers but at least you know who you're dealing with. And I strongly recommend just socializing through dances and small talk before you get to the point of sex with these girls. I never fooled around in the strip club by shifting and that other shit folks be posting up. However I noticed that some strippers if not most want to mash nice and deep in my couch area with their rear ends as of they want me to have a orgasm. I never been ripped off on backpage but dealing with girls like Unique=Michelle and Skyy makes me sick to my stomach.

[QUOTE=Likstrange;3065362]Although I agree that banging a BP girl in a bed is usually a better experience, some things to consider about VIP. The thing I like most is getting to know the girl first. Once you get to a BP girls room and find out she's a slob or has a poor attitude its too late.

Second is there's almost no risk of LEO in VIP, you never know when you go to a notel what's behind the door. I don't trust LEO not to entrap you. YMMV, I like both ways.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;3065343]"Black" clubs (Blaze, etc.) have $5 dances.

But here's the thing: the DJs run the songs together so you never really know how many songs have played, and this allows them to play a shorter stretch of song, so while the club may be "$5 per dance", they are typically costlier per unit time than are the $10 clubs (which also tend to use actual, distinct songs, typically running about 3 minutes, or standard radio airplay time).

That said, the $5 clubs are usually hood clubs with pretty easy takeout.

O.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much for the intel.

[QUOTE=Likstrange;3065362]Although I agree that banging a BP girl in a bed is usually a better experience, some things to consider about VIP. The thing I like most is getting to know the girl first. Once you get to a BP girls room and find out she's a slob or has a poor attitude its too late.

Second is there's almost no risk of LEO in VIP, you never know when you go to a notel what's behind the door. I don't trust LEO not to entrap you. YMMV, I like both ways.[/QUOTE]Bingo. I would never go the BP or CL route. I'm one of the guys that makes the other guys crazy because I'm always occurred of overpaying. .

Let me give you another scenario. I go into the clubs. I don't go that much. I don't treat the girls bad. I don't just open my wallet for them. I dress like a normal guy. I find I've gotten my share of dancers for free over the years. I don't treat them like shit, and actually treat them like people. Being a stripper is just a job to bring in some money.

There are lots of MOs. If you get what you want and are fine with the price, everything is good. It doesn't effect anyone else. Be happy because someone got laid.

As for this idea that guys like me "ruin" the girls who think that they can sell pussy for whatever they think they want to sell it for, seriously? The price of anything is all over the map. The price of lawyers or doctors are all over the map. I got a call out of the blue from a customer today. We were talking about rates. He laughed and said "so I can pay you because you know what you are doing, I can pay 6 of their guys the same amount. These guys don't know what they are doing, and I'll have a bad result. " The same thing is true in a strip club. You want someone that won't be a disaster. If you can find them on the cheap, great. People / girls who know what they are doing aren't typically cheap. If they are cheap, there is probably a reason.

Good luck to everyone. Stay safe out there. Get laid, have fun.

[QUOTE=Joesouncool;3065656]Bingo. I would never go the BP or CL route. I'm one of the guys that makes the other guys crazy because I'm always occurred of overpaying. .

Let me give you another scenario. I go into the clubs. I don't go that much. I don't treat the girls bad. I don't just open my wallet for them. I dress like a normal guy. I find I've gotten my share of dancers for free over the years. I don't treat them like shit, and actually treat them like people. Being a stripper is just a job to bring in some money.

There are lots of MOs. If you get what you want and are fine with the price, everything is good. It doesn't effect anyone else. Be happy because someone got laid.

As for this idea that guys like me "ruin" the girls who think that they can sell pussy for whatever they think they want to sell it for, seriously? The price of anything is all over the map. The price of lawyers or doctors are all over the map. I got a call out of the blue from a customer today. We were talking about rates. He laughed and said "so I can pay you because you know what you are doing, I can pay 6 of their guys the same amount. These guys don't know what they are doing, and I'll have a bad result. " The same thing is true in a strip club. You want someone that won't be a disaster. If you can find them on the cheap, great. People / girls who know what they are doing aren't typically cheap. If they are cheap, there is probably a reason.

Good luck to everyone. Stay safe out there. Get laid, have fun.[/QUOTE]I forgot to mention that I am not trying to argue with anyone.

[QUOTE=BigMoney21;3065502]I'm glad you pointed that out, I noticed that when more people began to arrive the shorter the songs become. I went to this 1 strip club in Miami, the songs the DJ was playing was way shorter than any song I ever heard a DJ play before in my life! And what made this situation worser was that the dances was $20 a song. I noticed on Saturday nights Strokers DJ'$ have a tendency to make the songs shorter and the girls seem to be more pushy when it comes to getting dances from me say the least LOL![/QUOTE]That's one of the reasons I don't f*ck with strip clubs anymore, another reason is I never got my extras from this girl at follies LOL, too hard earn my money to be throwing it that easy on people (Dj / stripers) who just come to "work" and shake their azz or bring their laptop and play way too short songs. On the other hand nobody force you to go to this places but still, I rather spend my money on my UTRs and be completely satisfied.

[QUOTE=Chaparrolo;3066527]That's one of the reasons I don't f*ck with strip clubs anymore, another reason is I never got my extras from this girl at follies LOL, too hard earn my money to be throwing it that easy on people (Dj / stripers) who just come to "work" and shake their azz or bring their laptop and play way too short songs. On the other hand nobody force you to go to this places but still, I rather spend my money on my UTRs and be completely satisfied.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you are a real man. I agree, sometimes its too much to risk at the strip clubs. The dancer talks a good talk, but once in VIP they can play dumb and act like they didn't know you expected FS. Its too many games and the bouncers are overly aggressive and ready to throw you out the club!!

Many guys post about paying 150+ in VIP and getting ripped off. These girls run game harder in the strip clubs because they know the bouncers will protect them.

Some of the dancers will try and pick your pockets also!! Takeout is a much safer option at the strip club!

If they scam you for takeout, its one on one and I'm not leaving without my chips. There ain't a simp bone in my body, I work too hard for my chips to just waste them!

The rules of engagement in the strip clubs is no differently in the streets. It's best to try to get to know the stripper before putting a large sum of money upfront. If a chick come up to you with that all you so dreamy, charming and handsome bs it's best to kick her to the curve or have your guard up to the max. It's true (as in what another monger posted) some strippers give more attractive patrons more attention and they are willing to cut deals with you too. And to be honest I have been scammed before in a strip club and this happened last month. I knew I was being scammed but I just wanted to see how greedy this damn birch was trying to be. And from what I've witnessed she was trying to be very greedy that night. Eventually I sat her right and she ran to the back with tears in her eyes after the stuff. I'm opting out of telling the full story or the location of the club only because the women in that strip club read strip club reviews like crazy and they know about this website. Basically in short it involves a few dances and a hookah simply put. Then again there are some strippers who are mad cool, just like I stated earlier take your time and get to know the stripper who you're eyeballing and only then you'll know if that's the one you want to spend your hard earned money on.

[QUOTE=TheParrot;3066870]Sounds like you are a real man. I agree, sometimes its too much to risk at the strip clubs. The dancer talks a good talk, but once in VIP they can play dumb and act like they didn't know you expected FS. Its too many games and the bouncers are overly aggressive and ready to throw you out the club!!

Many guys post about paying 150+ in VIP and getting ripped off. These girls run game harder in the strip clubs because they know the bouncers will protect them.

Some of the dancers will try and pick your pockets also!! Takeout is a much safer option at the strip club!

If they scam you for takeout, its one on one and I'm not leaving without my chips. There ain't a simp bone in my body, I work too hard for my chips to just waste them![/QUOTE]

I know where you're coming from bro, I got scammed out of some money before too in the strip club. It wasn't that much and plus I let the chicks do it only too open her eyes up to the real world.

[QUOTE=Chaparrolo;3066527]That's one of the reasons I don't f*ck with strip clubs anymore, another reason is I never got my extras from this girl at follies LOL, too hard earn my money to be throwing it that easy on people (Dj / stripers) who just come to "work" and shake their azz or bring their laptop and play way too short songs. On the other hand nobody force you to go to this places but still, I rather spend my money on my UTRs and be completely satisfied.[/QUOTE]

Question for the strip club veterans, for $5 lap dances on Fridays on day shift what is the best club? We want free entrance, $5 dances, free parking. Thanks.