Had to add...Beautiful Asian MT
[QUOTE=Honven]Hello, gentleman,
I felt a need to post my experience with this MT, her ad on craigslist says " beautiful lady" or " pretty asian".
So I decided to check it out, and I went to the house where she does massages in Waipahu. She met me outside of the house, and I tought it was a joke, she says beautiful, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it's definely not in my eyes. Nothing could be farther from the truth then that. So I wanted to be polite, and decided not to pull a 180, but I should have. So she walks me into the house, and as I walk thru the living room, there are about 4 or 5 teenagers playing video games. That's just great! So much for wanting to be low key. So she takes me to the room upstairs, and tells me to undress and cover up, with what seems to be a bed sheet, that she just pulled from the adjacent bed, so I said fine. She comes in, and I am laying face down, so she starts massaging, meanwhile I am squinting my eyes, and thinking of the time I broke my finger, trying to get the image out of my head. Unfortunately that momentary dazing off was interrupted by her coughing and sneezing, and her blowing her nose, without wiping her hands, and proceeding to massage me. By this time I wanted to stick a fork in my eye, and I was cussing the moment I clicked on craiglist to answer this ad.
So she wanted to flip me, but I begged and pleaded not to be flipped, so she continued the back massage. At the end, she said great, time is up. And I got up, looked at the time. And she had shorted me 10 minutes. True that I wanted to just vanish, but the fact that she shorted me is the reason why I am even writing this report. Damage. 50
Will I repeat? I'd rather give myself an open heart surgery with no pain killers.[/QUOTE]Ooook here goes my 2 cents worth, LOL I agree with this posting, what a charade and "exploitation of minors". The real culprit is her mom, believe me, how do I know. She was there in the master bedroom as I was getting a tired finger massage (rub). (afterall she had one appointment already and claimed she was tired, lucky me, wish I had that fork in my eye, LOL.
Anyway before the session I had to endure waiting until a car was moved in the driveway, a older fil lady was standing at the door as the "family member" was moving a car, was like coming to your aunty's house and the long driveway was full of family member cars.
When I finally did go in the door there was a pre-teen playing xbox in the living room as Ellen escorted me in, and several folks sitting at the dining room table, at least one was on a laptop, all watched me walk in and up the stairs. Why did I lose that fork I had in the glovebox, could have used it in my eye about then, LOL.
Ok so she is in a jacket and full long pants and the room was like warm with no fan or AC. It is a central a/c home so I figure, it was cool downstairs but not up there! Anyway she was like mentioned "beauty in the eyes (the one without the fork) of the beer-holder! ". So as I lay down she calls her mom and tells me her mom wants to learn and is going to "watch". WFT! "! ? ! At#)(at&? ! Mom. Watch. Learn. Ok so being open minded I say whatever, I kept trying like mentioned to visualize the time I crashed my dirt bike and was comatose, hoping that would inspire me to endure this session, lord knows I might get a great massage!
Ok, so she then tells me she is tired AND sick as she wipes her sweaty forehead (no shit considering she had her friggen long sleeve jacket on and it was warm even though I was in my BVD's). The sheet had a hole and I know it was not changed since the last guy, it was messy and there was a damn towel in the face/head support. I had to place the sheet straight so the ruffles werent on my chest area. Now as we all know a towel will leave marks all over your face if you lay there for any length of time, when you walk out it takes awhile to get rid of the "face down on towel for an hour" marks, everyone will know you were laying face down on a friggen towel, LOL.
She "gets ready to begin and during the sniffling and coughing, she confirms to me her mom wants to watch and learn. Mind you she never washed her hands or anything during the session. I made her change the face towel to a pillow case, so I don't have towel mark face for 2 hours. Again, nothing was changed or made to look inviting, like a massage crackhouse! Table, one sheet for everyone, one towel for everyone's face, no hand washing, sniffling all over my back, coughing and sweaty forehead wipings. Hari-kiri came to mind. I kept looking for the two-way mirror and camera for the show "You got Punked"
The rub was worse than any AMP "half-assed we going to poke not massage" rub. She was weak, and I could tell she was just rubbing like she wanted to save her energy for sweat wiping and other activities than massage. Mom walks in, pleasantries exchanged, she is K-lady possibly a former AMP 60+ girl, probably authored the ad (Pretty Asian Girl, Hosting, Giving Massages. All key AMP/HE terminology cures). She says she was a former beautician. Apparently she knows beauty but was far from one, but IMHO she was never a "beauty"
Anyway not to make you all fall asleep in your drool, I flat out told them they have to go get a massage from a legit place and see what they do, cause this aint gonna cut it. No wipedown of the sticky massage "cream" afterwards, short changed as massage lasted about 30 mins due to waiting for mom, changing face towel (had to call fil lady to come and search the laundry closet), had to listen to mom talking about HER experience, sniffling, coughing, endure sweat wiping while massaging and very suspect sheet with hole. YMMV but brahs. No way, would I go back, even if you paid ME $50. 00, REALLY. I should have left when my spidey senses began to buzz at the driveway shuffle. It told me there were 6 cars in the driveway, meaning at least 12 people were home. I was wrong. I counted only 11.
Anyway, she would not last as a MT either legit or otherwise, waaaayyyyy much better MT's who charge the same or a bit more but are awesome and skilled, BTW I was called by her to find out if I want another longer session and I asked if her mom would be there and she said "Oh, my mom is massaging right now", talk about bait and switch, LOL, what a damn comedic situation, you walk in see a young asian chick, then momma takes over and you get K-zilla with Farrah Fawcett hair all over you. Di is all momma's doing, LOL.
Be safe and safe (save) your money wid dis one because!
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