Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wb2908]I also just hate negotiation. I'd rather come in and say. Hey, I got this much. It's all yours. Do me good. Sounds like some of you guys like to play hard ball and haggle.[/QUOTE]Some of us on here come from money as well. It's not the fact that they can't afford the prices, it's just not smart to over pay for a service or product that everyone else is getting for less. .40 for an HE is already high for something we can all do ourselves. Plus more than half of these providers can be my grandmother, so .40 for grandma to rub my Johnson is ridiculous.

To each his own but the rich don't become rich by overpaying.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]Who are you trying to impress?!

The girl? Will she be happy to see you the next time you come in? Absolutely. It's not because she likes you, it's because it's the easiest .9 she'll get this month. Why should she "strive harder to be good every time" when there are guys like you who'll pay through the nose for half-assed service?

Us? We're supposed to think you're cool because you can throw money around? I've got news for you. Guys here are getting FS for what you are paying for a fully clothed, "detached" HR with limited roaming. Good job!

No one likes negotiating. It's been my experience that when there's negotiating, it's for service that's not that great. Truly great providers expect you to be fair and accept what you give them. My favorites don't even count the money until I am long gone.

If I'm forced to negotiate, then I'm going to haggle. First, because the initial offer is almost always sky high. They're trying to gauge if you're a sucker they can bleed dry. Second, I'm not willing to pay premium prices for service that is likely to be substandard. Third, if you let them take advantage of you even a little bit, they'll eventually give you a hard time over every little thing. You must always be in control of the situation. Once you cede control, you're in trouble.

You have learned nothing from reading these boards. You paid more for what you received than anybody I've ever heard of. Yet you're BRAGGING about it as if it's a good thing! Let me put it this way. It's like you paid $150 for a bottle of wine that everyone else at the same store paid $100. How cool is that?![/QUOTE]I am totally with you man, I have some bad experience just like what you were saying I wish you have post this before, I lose control and just got eat up, and later I just ask myself, why the hack I come here and pay all this extra money when I can go to TP and get nice lady, plus massage (well maybe not as pro but hey) and FS, especially when you are in a nice home.

Just my 2 cents

[QUOTE=Wb2908]I see your point, but I have worked for rich people. And whether all the staff and service people around them are thinking "sucker" or not, they all get up to take care of them as soon as they see them coming. I'm OK with her thinking I am a sucker as long as she treats me well.

And yes, I am new to the game, but I'm learning. I don't mean to drive up prices. I definitely got lost in the moment. And I might do the same next time. And since periodic reinforcement is the strongest kind, it might work out well for those of you with weaker economies right now in that she's never going to know who is going to leave a big tip. I certainly don't look like money on the outside. So in that sense, she may strive harder to be good every time. Rather than knowing it's always going to be the same paycheck regardless of how hard she tries. Then she will start daydreaming about what she needs to buy for dinner. I dunno.

I also just hate negotiation. I'd rather come in and say. Hey, I got this much. It's all yours. Do me good. Sounds like some of you guys like to play hard ball and haggle. Pretend you are getting up to leave etc. F that. I want mine hehe. I am also not hunting for extras beyond HR. If they happened to fall on me, that's cool. But I actually like the whole process. Better than regular FS providers. They are always in a rush, no teasing, no massage. I like the massage. Especially walking on my back Good stuff.

I don't mean to start shit, this is just my two cents from a relative newbie. I definitely appreciate everyone that posts. It's how I learned what to expect and what to do to get what I want. Thanks all ya'll.[/QUOTE]You make absolutely no sense whatsoever. You're like a teenager going to a strip club for the first time. All you're doing is making it tougher on everyone else. The most F'd up part is you're proud of yourself.

[QUOTE=Ziggy1]Does anyone else find it a little bit of turn off when your Asian massage girl (who weighs less than you and is half your age) starts going on and on about what a great body you have and how strong you are etc. [/QUOTE]No. I love being lied to. I will let you in on a secret. I lie to them too. I always say I am single. I always say the are pretty & I always say they are the best girl at any particular establishment.

I do work out and I do take care of myself. I go to these girls because it is easy. I am out of their league, but I pay for the service, which is a massage and a release. Start working out and feel better about yourself. Of course they compliment you, you have the money and you are the customer. [QUOTE=Ziggy1]Does anyone else find it a little bit of turn off when your Asian massage girl (who weighs less than you and is half your age) starts going on and on about what a great body you have and how strong you are etc. I'm sorry but it does nothing for me except remind me that I'm paying this person to be with me. Am I alone in wishing that they keep their fake compliments to themselves and not patronize me. I drink. I smoke. I have a crappy diet. I'm not healthy and don't want someone pretending that I'm someone with a killer body. This happened for the other at KM.[/QUOTE]

That fellow mongers should be the going rate for a HR.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl]Hey don't take it personally, Ziggy. There are plenty of Asian women who don't mind a guy with a heavy center of gravity. In Asain culture, it's a sign of you being a 'boss man', well to do, and well fed. Consider for a moment she's NOT blowing smoke up your ass.[/QUOTE]Really. Besides, Ziggy, who cares? Do you really care one way or another what she thinks of you? If so, you're in the wrong hobby, man.

I once had a girl slap my belly and say, "You so fat!" She laughed. I laughed. Who cares? In the end, I still f*cked her.

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]That fellow mongers should be the going rate for a HR.[/QUOTE]


Honestly, I can't remember the last time I paid that much for an HR?!?!?!

[QUOTE=Raincoater]Really. Besides, Ziggy, who cares? Do you really care one way or another what she thinks of you? If so, you're in the wrong hobby, man.

I once had a girl slap my belly and say, "You so fat!" She laughed. I laughed. Who cares? In the end, I still f*cked her.[/QUOTE]

Mongers, so you are old and fat? Big deal.

You look like Buddha!

Seriously, in traditional Asian cultures elders are looked up to. Stand proud, you are a depository of wisdom (hopefully!).

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]Honestly, I can't remember the last time I paid that much for an HR?!?!?![/QUOTE]

I don't pay for HR anymore, period. Times are tough and I can rub one out myself better for nothing. If they want that tip they have to up their game and offer me something I can't do for myself. Read my past reports, if it's HR only I stiff them and walk.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Mongers, so you are old and fat? Big deal.

You look like Buddha!

Seriously, in traditional Asian cultures elders are looked up to. Stand proud, you are a depository of wisdom (hopefully!).[/QUOTE]Hairy Buddha!

I'm a depositor, not a depository. :D

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]That fellow mongers should be the going rate for a HR.[/QUOTE]No. The going rate is what you are willing to pay.

Some guys want to pay more. Some guys like to pay less.

Pay what you feel like paying.

[QUOTE=Pna]I don't pay for HR anymore, period. Times are tough and I can rub one out myself better for nothing. If they want that tip they have to up their game and offer me something I can't do for myself. Read my past reports, if it's HR only I stiff them and walk.[/QUOTE]

You are my new hero.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Mongers, so you are old and fat? Big deal.

You look like Buddha!

Seriously, in traditional Asian cultures elders are looked up to. Stand proud, you are a depository of wisdom (hopefully!).[/QUOTE]I'm not fat. I'm not ugly. I'm 195 and 5'11'' and tan. I'm happy with who I am. 20 years ago, I was built like a rock. I just was saying that I'd prefer for them to stay quiet instead of giving me bullshit compliments. I don't talk a whole lot during a session and I'd prefer if my massage girl didn't either. I'm not looking for a friend or companion. I want a nice massage where I leave happy. I'll still go back there. The compliments about me having a great body do nothing for me.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]You are my new hero.[/QUOTE]

After reading Pna's posts, you can count in as a hero worshipper, too!