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[QUOTE=Dastal;2792672]My riding buddy has been wanting to see her but has been waiting for some feedback before pulling the trigger. Thanks for the update and I have a feeling he thought she might be a flake.[/QUOTE]It's probably a good thing for you that you didn't get to see her. You're taking off after waiting too long saved your from spraining your ankle after she opened the door. That's exactly what I did a few years ago.
[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]WOW Pablo. Thanks for your extensive research. I been reading these ads all wrong. You must have spent days scouring these ads to come up with such an incredible list and their meanings.
BTW, Have you been with any or do you know any that has a perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgetable experience? If you know of such a person please share. Thanks for your post. I'll need to start using your comparison in the future. Do you like women?
[QUOTE=Riley4511;2793546]WOW Pablo. Thanks for your extensive research. I been reading these ads all wrong. You must have spent days scouring these ads to come up with such an incredible list and their meanings.
BTW, Have you been with any or do you know any that has a perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgetable experience? If you know of such a person please share. Thanks for your post. I'll need to start using your comparison in the future. Do you like women?[/QUOTE]Riley4511 - who doesn't like women? Now days even women like women.
As far as "perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgettable experience", I suggest you try a Colombiana. Most body parts may be plastic, but they sure are a lot of fun to ride. Good luck!
N-i-i-i-ce. How about "Juicy = will slam a Geiger counter needle to max red zone. ".
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[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]
Guys this ad is a fake [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/crystal-mnd-blwng-kll-8136029810/18397425[/URL] this is a memphis local who is in memphis tonight. [URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chocolate-tight-and-right-specials-all-night/13621230[/URL].
These to fit young ladies look like they're pulling doubles. I'm sure individually there at least to bills for the hr. And for that rate I would do opt for a well reviewed like Kiko.
They say they're back, does anybody know about these two?
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Is BP censorship loosening up? Bill Ho.
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I was thinking of seeing her but either she really pissed someone off or everyone should stay away!! JR [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/20_specials-_come-get-herpes-with-ginaincall-and-outcall/18935040[/URL].
I have to admit that head skills looks really good.
[QUOTE=BillHo;2794629]Is BP censorship loosening up? Bill Ho.
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[QUOTE=BillHo;2794629]Is BP censorship loosening up? Bill Ho.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-talented-magical-lips-video-inside-magical-lips-magical-lips/16883225[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure they let quite a number of things slide. In the past 6 mos I've seen more pussy shots and squirting videos than ever before.
[QUOTE=JohniRotten;2794712]I was thinking of seeing her but either she really pissed someone off or everyone should stay away!! JR [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/20_specials-_come-get-herpes-with-ginaincall-and-outcall/18935040[/URL].[/QUOTE]I've seen this on a few different BP girls lately. Maybe some pimps been trying to recruit and getting pissed when they don't take to him? I've seen this Gina before and had a good time so I hope it's not true. A good reminder to always wrap it up though. These girls may need to start providing std paperwork proving sht like this ain't true.
I've seen her 3 months ago and she was a very nice and professional lady. It was good service. I saw her for hhr. I haven't seen her again since she is too far from where I live.
[QUOTE=JohniRotten;2794712]I was thinking of seeing her but either she really pissed someone off or everyone should stay away!! JR [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/20_specials-_come-get-herpes-with-ginaincall-and-outcall/18935040[/URL].[/QUOTE]
I hate to mock because she is indeed young & cute, but $$$ . 50/ hr??
See'Mon. Girl. You aren't yet a reviewed courtesan.
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Contacted her for a lunch visit. Got location and was told she needed 20 minutes To get ready. After 30 minutes more excuses about trying to get presentable. After an hour no response and I told her where to go. Just a warning, don't waste your time guys.
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[QUOTE=JohniRotten;2794712]I was thinking of seeing her but either she really pissed someone off or everyone should stay away!! JR [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/20_specials-_come-get-herpes-with-ginaincall-and-outcall/18935040[/URL].[/QUOTE]2nd one lately with that kind of ad in Brandon.
Does any one know about this one? Her ads look different than Sexy Lexi. I have done a little research but nothing is jumping out at me.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/icl-ry-cas-rm/18946203[/URL] Sorry this is the only link that I have.
[QUOTE=Extremejim;2795033]Does any one know about this one? Her ads look different than Sexy Lexi. I have done a little research but nothing is jumping out at me.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/icl-ry-cas-rm/18946203[/URL] Sorry this is the only link that I have.[/QUOTE]This is the old crackhead super skinny sickly Lexi.
[QUOTE=Extremejim;2795033]Does any one know about this one? Her ads look different than Sexy Lexi. I have done a little research but nothing is jumping out at me.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/icl-ry-cas-rm/18946203[/URL] Sorry this is the only link that I have.[/QUOTE]Other site reviews are kind of meh. Sounds like she likes to suit you up before going anywhere with you.
I noticed these type of ads in other states. Skills look good. I just can'tget passed the fat attached to it. Can't do it. I'm an ass what can I say. LOL.
[QUOTE=TakkenX;2794721]I have to admit that head skills looks really good.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RacingRodent;2795082]Other site reviews are kind of meh. Sounds like she likes to suit you up before going anywhere with you.[/QUOTE]This isn't the sexii Lexii that just returned from vacation no long ago that got some awful reviews last couple of days. I think your looking for this one. Changed her number.
Looks like same girl in all three links.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/icl-ry-cas-rm/18946203[/URL]
[URL]http://www.whatshewilldo.com/813-325-8902/8133258902/?id=13104885[/URL]
[URL]http://www.************.com/tampa/classifieds/ad/569987c43e020WyFb8QbxCN3nb7Zpk8qy-ycTm4YY7wE-QB2GQ/[/URL]
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I don't know about her ripping people off, I've heard it, seen the reviews but it didn't happen to me so I decided to give her a shot since she's back granted I made sure to leave everything except the donation in my car.
I was not a fan of Melanie the first time she was at DM her tits sagged and she talked to much. She recently got bolt ons, which are ok (I prefer natural) and has added some weight and baby damage so I suspect her abscense from DM was to have a baby as others have said. She's probably 5-10 lbs heavier than her picture but it's not bad.
I don't know if she remembered me but she greeted me wth DFK and got down to the fun stuff quick, BBBJ mish and finish in K9. Second round was offered but I didn't have time. Her skills are Good, not the best out there but got the job done.
Overall I'd give her a 7/7. I probably won't repeat but not because of anything wrong, I just have my favorites and stick to them. As always YMMV and Don't take anything your not willing to lose in with you.
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I drove up there based on TER reviews that she did full hour greek for 160. Well that is not the case; Greek is +50, and the 'full hour' is only about 45 minutes and 1 pop. "you can come again if you pay again".
I have to stick with my regulars who give a full hour and two pops. She didn't rush me out but after I came I didn't see any reason to stay there.
She is a nice girl, in a private house with a roomate. Roomate was there but never seen at all. No smoky smell, just some 420.
Really hot body and good looking face, good kisser, likes to make noise. I'd go for 30 minutes in the future. It took me longer to drive there than I stayed there.
She is moving to St Pete in the near future so she will be closer then, but also competing with my St Pete girls. I'm glad I tried, but too many fish in the sea for a one pop an hour girl. No matter how nice she is.
[QUOTE=Hobby4;2795876][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-ey-oe-ti-bubble-butt-5-starhablo-espanol/15620850[/URL]
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-exotic-busty-playful-blonde-only-in-town-for-a-few-days-dont-miss/18036156[/URL][/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. Looking forward to your participation. Not to be rude, but you have 3 posts all of which ask for info and you have provided none yourself. While this is a forum to SHARE info, it is a 2-way street. If you have spent anytime reading the forum, you will find that the more active members actually PROVIDE useful information and do not just ask someone for a handout. So, if you are interested in a girl, and want to get some information, a first step would be to share some information on other girls that you have seen. I know its hard to be a newbie. We've all been there. But those are kind of the informal rules that govern this site and help all of us get something out of it.
[QUOTE=Krissy20;2795861]I'm sorry you're having an issue with rates but I do offer pretty decent service and I wish more people would leave reviews for me so that I can grow more with my business because at the end of the day I don't want any one slandering me or being salty. To anyone that I have offended or made feel "some type of way" my apologies. Gentlemen have a nice day.[/QUOTE]Hmm. The rates seems ok to me. No issues. As long as the service is there with an open mind.
Do I have the right Krissy? [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL].
Hands down the best post!! Couldn't have said that any better.
[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793565]Riley4511 - who doesn't like women? Now days even women like women.
As far as "perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgettable experience", I suggest you try a Colombiana. Most body parts may be plastic, but they sure are a lot of fun to ride. Good luck![/QUOTE]"It's all fun and games until someones feelings get hurt. LOL".
I have no feelings one way or another. If all in fun. Haha, but I have met some good provider's that fall into some of your comparisons that I would disagree with. Any particular Colombiana you recommend? I would love to read a one of your reviews. ANY?
My Fellow Hunters.
I txt Candy well she txt me back round 620 am this morning. So I said is she available this morning. She asked what time I replied back round 7:10 am. She replied back OK she be ready. SO before I left the house I let her know that I was on my way. I txt her a few times as I was in route to her that I was near. I get to the incall. I txt and nothing. I waited about 5 or 10 minutes and I left. I txt her and said she didn't have to stand me up. Also I was going to hit her with a bad review. Guess what She now bright eyes and bushy tail. Just txt away telling me I took to long and she fell back to sleep. She gave me the room number and asked me to come back. I told her I was on the interstate heading home. It wasn't 20 minutes or so from the time I left the house till I got to her. If these girls don't want us to waste their time. WHY don't they do the same and be on POINT.
Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.
Candy.
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I don't know how many of you remember her but I did see her a few times a few years ago. I do remember a ver accomodating provider. Has anyone seen here recently?
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[QUOTE=Riley4511;2796119]Hmm. The rates seems ok to me. No issues. As long as the service is there with an open mind.
Do I have the right Krissy? [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL].[/QUOTE]Will the real Krissy please stand up?
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[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2796080]Welcome to the forum. Looking forward to your participation. Not to be rude, but you have 3 posts all of which ask for info and you have provided none yourself. While this is a forum to SHARE info, it is a 2-way street. If you have spent anytime reading the forum, you will find that the more active members actually PROVIDE useful information and do not just ask someone for a handout. So, if you are interested in a girl, and want to get some information, a first step would be to share some information on other girls that you have seen. I know its hard to be a newbie. We've all been there. But those are kind of the informal rules that govern this site and help all of us get something out of it.[/QUOTE]I can give reviews for Izzi, good time safe in call BBBJ cim.
Also saw Suzie recently not bad late 30's mom. Had some stomach scars, decent rack total GFE. Oc for no extra all done thru email. Pm me for more info or details. Thanks team commando for the tip.
This is terrible if she was good or sweet that girl is gone she is just a bicht and a **** 1 o minutes in she tells me I have to cum And I seid Is a litle short of time sence I am there for hh for $ she just gets up and tell me time is up rigt at that moment this fauls smell comes from the comdom that pussy stinky pussy It allmost made me barf she put colele to not shower she is a dirty hoe in the worst way I saw hell last time she was in tampa and she gave a ok servise this time she not wort the shity BJ she gives with lots of teeth but do not wates your money on this bicht dirty hoe "do not go to see her she is by far the worst I have seen a girl just bad atitude.
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Lauren is one of the best providers I have seen. Very hot with a 9 face /10 nobody with a great ass. Started with a Nuru massage followed by DFK and her rubbing her pussy up and down my shaft. Then she went to one of the best BBBJ I have had with plenty of deep throat and lots of spit (just like a porn star). Cover then CG, RCG, Doggy, and I finished in the cover during mish. Non rush great personality and highly reviewed on the other sight.
Great provider, one of my go-tos in Tampa (near airport). I'm a boob guy and I like them on the shorter side and she fits the bill in both those cases. Now her pics are definitely old but they're her, she's just put on some weight. I personally don't mind that but warning to those of you who do. What makes her one of my favorites in her attitude. She's extremely open to just about anything (fetishes included, just ask) and she's good at making her customers feel at ease. No drama. She does smoke cigs but only if you first ask or give permission (I smoke, it personally calms me down a bit so that's a plus for me). She's very clean with her room as well as her body. She's been around awhile so she's knows her shit. Quick rundown, $ for hh, $. 6 for h (YMMV since I've been a regular), BBJ, DATY, many fetishes, S&M all good (not interested in greek so never asked). So I'd recommend her highly and for any further juicy stuff please PM me. Hope this was helpful!
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[QUOTE=IsamuDaizon;2796571]This is terrible if she was good or sweet that girl is gone she is just a bicht .[/QUOTE]Thats all I needed to know, thanks.
[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]Mixed = black.
Ok so despite some of the negatives I have seen I went ahead and had a visit with Ashton. Set up was easy with the standard 2 call setup. Got to the room and the pictures are 100% her. Small talk was made and then it was off to business. It was definitely all business and not a GFE at all. Not unpleasant mind you and she did alert me that repeat visits will warrant a warmer reception. Laid back and had CBJ and as I had read that she doesn't like her assets manipulated I kept my hands to myself. She surprised me by offering those amazing assets to me with the stipulation to not play too rough. She suggested a position that she really enjoys with standing MISH being a great option and it went on from there. She was damn sexy and I didn't really feel the need to change the scenery so completed on this way. She was pretty vocal and was talking sexy during and was really good at it. Clean up and some more conversation and off I went. Damage was $. 5 for the hour but honestly I would repeat again and look forward to seeing her again.
Super hot and sexy, one of the best providers I have ever seen. She is totally non-rush and 100% GFE. Met her at her place (safe and clean) cleaned up and left donation (25) in the bathroom for the hour. Started with Nuru massage and in flip private to private rubbing with DFK. Then BBBJ with lots of deep throat and spit (porn movie quality / almost lost it). Then cover and CG, RCG, and mish where I finished in the hat. Great experience 9 face /19 body with great ass. Highly recommen!
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