Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TomatoArmada;4089045]Curiosity got the better of me last weekend and I paid Lila Spa a visit. I was greeted by "Lila" who came out in a knockout skin-tight dress. Her face wasn't really my type but she had a fantastic petite body, and seemed enthusiastic at first. I'm guessing she's probably in her mid to late 30's, and it looked like she took care of herself somewhat.

After ushering me into a room, she asked for. 4 for the room. I gave her a. 5. She never did give me back change. When negotiating, we agreed on 1. 6 for the full "boom boom" experience. As I was pulling cash out, she literally demanded everything in my wallet, but I told her I need to keep at least a few dollars on me for dinner. I figured I was being fleeced but I was eager to break my FS cherry, and she promised this option included "everything".

She promptly undressed and got down to business. I showered thoroughly before I arrived, but she started the session by roughly dabbing my crotch and the surrounding region with dry toilet paper. As if that was supposed to make the area any cleaner. Lila proceeds with a mechanical and aggressive CBJ. When I reached for her to touch her bottom she moved away a little. The CBJ lasted less than a 2 minutes before she gets on the bed an assumes the position on all fours, and commands "fuck me, handsome".

As I pounded away, I noticed she had her phone set up on the corner table so that she could view the multiple cameras directed at the parking lot. I'm guessing she was the only one on location so she had to be the receptionist as well as a service provider. I flipped her over for missionary but she complained that she was sore briefly after the switch. She asked me to "help her out" - motioning me to jerk myself off. She stood in front of me an squeezed her breasts in (what I considered to be) the most non-sensual way, while her eyes were directed at the security footage on her phone. At this point, I knew I wasn't getting my money's worth.

I pulled her closer to bury my face into her breasts, but she promptly stops me. Says "you're not a baby, don't be a big baby. Only big baby suck". I wasn't leaving without getting off so I ask her to play with my balls while I jerked. She wasn't terribly great at testicle play either, but it was better than nothing at this point. Before doing that, she placed a folded sheet of toilet paper beneath my cock. I'm guessing the gesture was meant to rush me to come on the toilet paper. The whole situation was terribly unsexy, so I reached for her boob to speed things up. Her reaction to me groping her breast was "Ahh, Gaaawd. " as if I was taking way too long and this effort was beyond her. I finished by purposely shooting my load all across her forearm, which she clearly wasn't entirely happy about.

Again, she reaches for the roll of toilet paper and aggressively dabs the cum off my crotch area. She then unrolled these semi-wet towelettes to give my dick a more thorough cleaning. The problem was those towelettes smelled mildewy as fuck.

Total session lasted less than 30 min. She left to greet another client at the front desk as I got dressed. Each time, she left the room, she would not close the door completely which made me very uncomfortable since the door would open itself again. She gave me a half-hearted hug before I left and said "see you next time, honey". I'm thinking to myself, "not in this lifetime".

As I walked to my car, the lingering smell of the mildewy towelettes just left me feeling gross and a little disgusted. I couldn't wait to rush home to wash off all the Lila Spa residue. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for this kind of thing because I'm new at this, but I would not recommend this place at all.[/QUOTE]Wow, I haven't been to this one though it was on my radar. Thanks for saving some folks here a poor experience. It seems in the MP business there are enough first time customers to a particular shop that many of the shop owners are not concerned about any repeat business. You can definitely tell whether they are or not.

Good review you made my mind up never to go there.

[QUOTE=TomatoArmada;4089045]Curiosity got the better of me last weekend and I paid Lila Spa a visit. I was greeted by "Lila" who came out in a knockout skin-tight dress. Her face wasn't really my type but she had a fantastic petite body, and seemed enthusiastic at first. I'm guessing she's probably in her mid to late 30's, and it looked like she took care of herself somewhat.

After ushering me into a room, she asked for. 4 for the room. I gave her a. 5. She never did give me back change. When negotiating, we agreed on 1. 6 for the full "boom boom" experience. As I was pulling cash out, she literally demanded everything in my wallet, but I told her I need to keep at least a few dollars on me for dinner. I figured I was being fleeced but I was eager to break my FS cherry, and she promised this option included "everything".

She promptly undressed and got down to business. I showered thoroughly before I arrived, but she started the session by roughly dabbing my crotch and the surrounding region with dry toilet paper. As if that was supposed to make the area any cleaner. Lila proceeds with a mechanical and aggressive CBJ. When I reached for her to touch her bottom she moved away a little. The CBJ lasted less than a 2 minutes before she gets on the bed an assumes the position on all fours, and commands "fuck me, handsome".

As I pounded away, I noticed she had her phone set up on the corner table so that she could view the multiple cameras directed at the parking lot. I'm guessing she was the only one on location so she had to be the receptionist as well as a service provider. I flipped her over for missionary but she complained that she was sore briefly after the switch. She asked me to "help her out" - motioning me to jerk myself off. She stood in front of me an squeezed her breasts in (what I considered to be) the most non-sensual way, while her eyes were directed at the security footage on her phone. At this point, I knew I wasn't getting my money's worth.

I pulled her closer to bury my face into her breasts, but she promptly stops me. Says "you're not a baby, don't be a big baby. Only big baby suck". I wasn't leaving without getting off so I ask her to play with my balls while I jerked. She wasn't terribly great at testicle play either, but it was better than nothing at this point. Before doing that, she placed a folded sheet of toilet paper beneath my cock. I'm guessing the gesture was meant to rush me to come on the toilet paper. The whole situation was terribly unsexy, so I reached for her boob to speed things up. Her reaction to me groping her breast was "Ahh, Gaaawd. " as if I was taking way too long and this effort was beyond her. I finished by purposely shooting my load all across her forearm, which she clearly wasn't entirely happy about.

Again, she reaches for the roll of toilet paper and aggressively dabs the cum off my crotch area. She then unrolled these semi-wet towelettes to give my dick a more thorough cleaning. The problem was those towelettes smelled mildewy as fuck.

Total session lasted less than 30 min. She left to greet another client at the front desk as I got dressed. Each time, she left the room, she would not close the door completely which made me very uncomfortable since the door would open itself again. She gave me a half-hearted hug before I left and said "see you next time, honey". I'm thinking to myself, "not in this lifetime".

As I walked to my car, the lingering smell of the mildewy towelettes just left me feeling gross and a little disgusted. I couldn't wait to rush home to wash off all the Lila Spa residue. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for this kind of thing because I'm new at this, but I would not recommend this place at all.[/QUOTE]

I've had Mia. I agree that she was just okay. A 9 in the looks dept and actually got a CBJ from her (you have to come prepared if you want that), but she isn't the most enthusiastic or talented provider at HS. Very cute though.

[QUOTE=Mnoire;4088182]I was curious to try Mia based on her pic on the Honey Spa Instagram. I'd guess she's late 20's, D naturals, nice big ass. She strips down after a soft Swedish massage, lets you play with her fun bags but avoids touching anywhere else and finishes you off with a competent hand job. It was a plain vanilla experience for me, but if you like D naturals you might want to give her a try.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know if there are AMP's on groupon and?

Got some free $ on that site to spend. There's just so many and none ring the bell from what I've read on here.

I do vaguely remember BCDS on Baker st offering nuru or something? Is that true?

Also how do I search on this thread? Kinda hard to keep info straight. May need to start my own sheet.

Leaving Starz with my head spinning dreaming of boning one of the hot waitresses, I decided to make my way to Vy. Its years since I've visited an AMP and never before in the OC. Found a parking spot and headed in. A cute Asian receptionist asked me how long, and if I'd been there before. I said 30 minutes, and told her it was my first time. She asked me how I'd found them, and I said a friend had recommended Vy's for a very good massage. Once in the room (walls go right to the ceiling), I stripped down to my birthday suit and lay face down. After about five minutes, Jenny came in. She's 5'1" so she told me, and Thai-Cambodian. She was wearing a tight fitting dress that reached below her knee. Nothing see-through or easily accessible. I opted for a soft tough oil massage. Her technique was sensual, but pretty average. She checked in with me regularly about how I was finding the massage. I exaggerated, telling her it was amazing. Eventually she worked her way to my inner thighs and I told her how good that felt. Next she brushed against my sack and eventually reached under to start stroking me. She told me I could turn over when ever I liked. I kept things going face down for a while because I really enjoy the build up. After the flip she oiled me up and started to stroke me, standing by my side. Up to this point, she'd kept well out of reach. I caressed her ass, and she made no protest. So I slid my hand up her dress. She obliged by hitching it up around her hips. I slipped my hand under her panties and caressed her very nice ass. Again, no protest. At that point I decided not to push things too much and spoil the moment. She'd kept her pussy safely pressed against the table. She stroked me to completed and then cleaned me up. I got dressed and left a $60 tip. She accepted it with a little bow. Nice girl, nice body, and good attitude, but not quite as erotic as I would have liked.

[QUOTE=Caribe;4073781]Does anyone know if Lucy is local to the shop? Anna is local. Some of the others as well Papasan are from the SGV.[/QUOTE]Have today off what place does lucy work want to visit!

[QUOTE=BimmyJarkley;4089902]I've had Mia. I agree that she was just okay. A 9 in the looks dept and actually got a CBJ from her (you have to come prepared if you want that), but she isn't the most enthusiastic or talented provider at HS. Very cute though.[/QUOTE]How did you manage the CBJ with her? Most of those places are strictly HE only, no matter how charming I am.

I have a hard time finding more places where I can shower after the massage. Do you have any recommendations?

VT Spa, body care center, Swan Spa and HS definitely have showers and that's why I usually go there. I like to be really clean after and not feel the oil between my cheeks the rest of the day.

Tried to visit Rose the other day they never seem to be open anyone know the best time to pay them a visit?

[QUOTE=Frogger27;4088521]Wondering if anybody knows where Mimi from the now defunct Petite Spa in Stanton ended up? Some places in Westminster I've patronized recently: 1) CKB. It's easy FS for a fair price and I've never been shorted on time. Women are a little on the older side but are on average attractive if not super fit and are fun. Helen and Lisa are worth seeing. I haven't been enough to know other's names. 2) Health Massage. Have only seen Hanna. FS on the menu. Liked her but not my first choice to return to just because I felt kinda rushed.[/QUOTE]What was the total damage (including room) for FS at CKB?

I'm just trying not to get ripped off, again. Thanks in advance.

Search is your friend. Give it a try. You may learn something.

[QUOTE=PolarBox;4091175]Have today off what place does lucy work want to visit![/QUOTE]

I was in the neighborhood and decided to stop to see an old regular. Unfortunately she wasn't available so I got K. Side note, the receptionist was a young spinner that might actually look cute if she tried a little. Anyways, got to the room and had an avg massage. Very little tease. On the flip she literally says:5 minutes left, how much you tip? F that. Completed as quickly as possible and bounced. Won't be seeing her again, what a waste.

[QUOTE=RBFSyndrome;4090227]Anyone know if there are AMP's on groupon and?

Got some free $ on that site to spend. There's just so many and none ring the bell from what I've read on here.

I do vaguely remember BCDS on Baker st offering nuru or something? Is that true?

Also how do I search on this thread? Kinda hard to keep info straight. May need to start my own sheet.[/QUOTE]Serene Massage seems to Always do Groupon. They try to clamp down and stay legit, tho. There has been some talk of a girl secretly giving a handie.

Has anyone stumbled upon Mimi from Ortega? On MPR a guy said that Mimi and Crystal have returned to the game but wants to keep it a secret. I had just seen Grace and would dig seeing her again. Keep your eyes peeled, they're b a c k!

[QUOTE=IFunnyTaker;4092073]Tried to visit Rose the other day they never seem to be open anyone know the best time to pay them a visit?[/QUOTE]When I've been there and the door is locked, they are usually busy. I call ahead myself or grab a coffee and enjoy the sights at Starz while I wait.

[QUOTE=RBFSyndrome;4090227]Anyone know if there are AMP's on groupon and?

Got some free $ on that site to spend. There's just so many and none ring the bell from what I've read on here.

I do vaguely remember BCDS on Baker st offering nuru or something? Is that true?

Also how do I search on this thread? Kinda hard to keep info straight. May need to start my own sheet.[/QUOTE]Click on Search Thread, near the top of this page.

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;4086913][URL]https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/aliso-viejo-ca-usa/6496761.html[/URL]

This is what got me curious.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by this place. No sign other than an Open sign that wasn't lit. Door locked. This was around 4 pm yesterday. Maybe they were just busy and locked the door. The ad says they take walk-ins, but I think I'll text ahead next time.

I headed over to the place in SJC on Camino Cap next to the mexican restaurant. Saw May for 30 minutes, middle aged with a pretty face. Good massage, above average HE then out the door, damage was 40/40. They were getting busy when I left. Nothing all that exciting really, but times are hard in south OC after the closure of Ortega.

[QUOTE=TomatoArmada;4092110]What was the total damage (including room) for FS at CKB?

I'm just trying not to get ripped off, again. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]100 for FS + 30 for 1/2 hr or 40 for full hr is what I've paid in the past. Shouldn't have to pay more than that.

[QUOTE=TheBenster;4091236]I have a hard time finding more places where I can shower after the massage. Do you have any recommendations?

VT Spa, body care center, Swan Spa and HS definitely have showers and that's why I usually go there. I like to be really clean after and not feel the oil between my cheeks the rest of the day.[/QUOTE]Le Palace in Garden Grove.

Island Day Spa, Orange Day Spa, EJ Body Care in Orange.

[QUOTE=Frogger27;4088521]Wondering if anybody knows where Mimi from the now defunct Petite Spa in Stanton ended up? Some places in Westminster I've patronized recently: 1) CKB. It's easy FS for a fair price and I've never been shorted on time. Women are a little on the older side but are on average attractive if not super fit and are fun. Helen and Lisa are worth seeing. I haven't been enough to know other's names. 2) Health Massage. Have only seen Hanna. FS on the menu. Liked her but not my first choice to return to just because I felt kinda rushed.[/QUOTE]This CKB, is called Happy CKB Spa? A bit stupid trying to find these places that are mentioned on the forum.

Soleil Massage Spa. PCH. Capistrano Beach. Was with friends eating at the restaurant in the plaza. We're leaving, getting into the car. A curvy, enhanced, Viet girl, early thirties, stands out front of the spa. She starts giving me the look. She was definitely up to no good. LOL. Don't see many fully loaded 30 year old Viet girls in Capistrano Beach. Standing in front of spas. Dead giveaway. LOL.

[QUOTE=Import;4094935]Soleil Massage Spa. PCH. Capistrano Beach. Was with friends eating at the restaurant in the plaza. We're leaving, getting into the car. A curvy, enhanced, Viet girl, early thirties, stands out front of the spa. She starts giving me the look. She was definitely up to no good. LOL. Don't see many fully loaded 30 year old Viet girls in Capistrano Beach. Standing in front of spas. Dead giveaway. LOL.[/QUOTE]You should have gone in and verified that she is indeed on the naughty list year round.

She's there for one reason only. Obviously. Plenty of guys in the area will make use of the info.

That wouldnt even qualify as a mission. Cuz its called “missionary”. LOL

Firstly, I want to thank everybody for sharing intel. Everywhere mentioned in the thread that I've tried has been up to expectations, but I want to find some new places to try out. I think part of the thrill for me was not knowing the menu ahead of time and whatnot. With backpage gone, where is the best place to find ads for new places?

Thoughts on going to a place known to give extras but only looking to get a massage?

Reason why I ask is I found someone who gives a mean massage and good looking but not in the wallet or mood for extras.

[QUOTE=Kknm1;3990087]Was driving home from work and saw this Blossom massage on Ball and Tustin. Has anyone been here?[/QUOTE]Yes, been here 3 times, its on Tustin and Taft. Cute Viet girls, they are very careful, you with need to have multiple visits to get more then std service, and give good tips.

Hey guys, visiting all the way from TN. Am staying near red robin in garden grove. Anything within walking distance of me or would I be better off calling an escort?

Is there anything good in irv / newport / laguna area?

Preferably AMP.

So Julie doesn't work Sunday or Monday but I had a need. So decided to try another talent. I drew Tina. 26 yo view girl. Nice body cute girl wearing a yellow short mini dress.

Unlike Julie the massage was lame. It was ok for me but really light and she had no pattern. She was all over the place. Pretty much stayed out of reach with two exceptions where I could feel the legs.

Very little teasing. When I flipped she finally allowed roaming under the dress and a little FIV. SHE FINALLY COMMENTED ON JR AND SAID I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU and you give me 60. We finished the deed and she continued with the massage but she cut it short by ten minutes. Won't repeat with her.

Took a ride to GG on Saturday. Had an opportunity to visit R999 and met a lovely young lady Coco. She is a beautiful sensual Viet girl with a sweet personality and a hot body. So much so I hesitate to share! Beautiful set of C's, nice nips and soft skin. Very sexy.

She is in the same level as my ATF, which is high praise indeed. An easy 10 and among my best ever sessions.

[QUOTE=HoDownMan2;4096624]So Julie doesn't work Sunday or Monday but I had a need. So decided to try another talent. I drew Tina. 26 yo view girl. Nice body cute girl wearing a yellow short mini dress.

Unlike Julie the massage was lame. It was ok for me but really light and she had no pattern. She was all over the place. Pretty much stayed out of reach with two exceptions where I could feel the legs.

Very little teasing. When I flipped she finally allowed roaming under the dress and a little FIV. SHE FINALLY COMMENTED ON JR AND SAID I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU and you give me 60. We finished the deed and she continued with the massage but she cut it short by ten minutes. Won't repeat with her.[/QUOTE]Saw Julie on Saturday and left very happy. It was the second time I visited her and noticed a young cute Asian girl at the front counter who was very friendly and flirty with me as I was leaving. It was the 2nd time that she chatted me up when I was leaving. Young, thin, with slightly crooked teeth. Sound familiar? Would love to try her but not when Julie is working, LOL.

Went to #270. Don't bother. Immediate upsell w / bonus of mms putting on glove for he. I left.

This is off Harbor and I've never seen it reviewed so here is my intel. The rooms are with curtains and there are maybe more than 3 girls. I forget the name of the girl I had. But she is 24 and nice body. Allowed roaming and decent size Bs to play. Typical $30 foot massage fee. Left happy.

City.

Saw Destiny at HS, her pictures were nothing like the ig page. Sad face. Got an okay bury she was a little too tough for my liking. Crap it's okay will try Bebe / Ivanka next time.

Visit this again, saw cici but I heard mamasan called her a diff name though LOL. Nice soft titty, seem real. Face is ok, maybe a 7, she's maybe in her mid to late 30's. She gave a good massage comparing to all these places. Kitty is ok, allow 1 fiv but not 2. None rushing, nice gal.

I usually visit another young gal here, she offered BBBJ and daty, 2 fingers in fiv. Hopefully one day she allow bb hahaha. They used to have young hot cuties working here but they all gone.

[QUOTE=Tamco;4093929]Le Palace in Garden Grove.

Island Day Spa, Orange Day Spa, EJ Body Care in Orange.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tips! Are you sure with Le Palace? I've been there once and they didn't offer any shower. Maybe I should have asked. Will check out the others.

I had one of these days / weeks again. I knew I wanted to check out a spa and have a decent massage and at least HE. Preferences: Clean, possible shower, young gal, good massage and some b2 b if possible. I went through so many pages on different websites and somehow couldn't really find my solution. This is when you realize: No chance I'm going to last long with this super long build up. Most b2 b places offer mediocre massages at best. Would be okay if they'd be super good looking. But I asked at places like the Body Care Center if I could see them before paying. Nope. HS had some less good reviews later. Bummer. Unfortunately I had too many bad / mediocre experiences and paying 160/165 for a b2 b massage and HE implies to me that it has to be really good. Krystal is like that, but somehow I don't want to repeat our session.

So I went all cheap and found Suphattras. Lot's of ratings, shower, possible options referring to RM. The place is really clean and I got good vibes from it. Despite the fact that there were no doors, but curtains. Also weird: There was a Playstation and a TV in my room. Heidi is in her 40's, decent body and she definitely knew how to give a deep tissue massage. Nice tease at the end and a decent handshake. 40 house fee, 40 tip, in and out in 40 minutes. Worth it for me. For the money I intended to spend I can go to another massage sometime soon now LOL.

[QUOTE=SexScientist;4096273]Hey guys, visiting all the way from TN. Am staying near red robin in garden grove. Anything within walking distance of me or would I be better off calling an escort?[/QUOTE]Your timing stinks. You just missed Lavender. It was a good FS AMP. Get yourself an Uber and go to Rose 999. There are a few other places as well. Lila is a high volume place too.

Anyone know where the Lavender girls, especially Luna, are now?

[QUOTE=NoClue02;4097315]Visit this again, saw cici but I heard mamasan called her a diff name though LOL. Nice soft titty, seem real. Face is ok, maybe a 7, she's maybe in her mid to late 30's. She gave a good massage comparing to all these places. Kitty is ok, allow 1 fiv but not 2. None rushing, nice gal.

I usually visit another young gal here, she offered BBBJ and daty, 2 fingers in fiv. Hopefully one day she allow bb hahaha. They used to have young hot cuties working there but they all gone.[/QUOTE]There are still young hotties that work here, but MMS has a heavy and constant rotation so it's easy to miss them. Every day is a crapshoot unless you get the girl's number, which is suggested if you ever want to see her again. I heard that Amy from Lucky Day (former NuruGuru) was working here but I'm sure she has a different name so I'll probably never find her, lol. Some I have seen once, came back the next week, and was told that they aren't there anymore. And as you noted the names change here a lot, so you can't rely on that either.

[QUOTE=Tamco;4093929]Le Palace in Garden Grove.

Island Day Spa, Orange Day Spa, EJ Body Care in Orange.[/QUOTE]Is there action to be had at those places? They're known for being legit. Haven't gone in a while.