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[QUOTE=Skys2282;1997149]No Ruby is 39 years old.[/QUOTE]Four posts and every single one of them is about these women's age. So I ask you, how do YOU KNOW? What is your secret for getting them to show you their passport, or other I'd? Most regular guys can't even get a real name from these very reserved ladies, and you state as fact that Ruby is 39, not 35 or 32 or 37.39 on the nose. And Cherry is exactly 50.

What's your secret? And can you share some of your experiences with these ladies?

Tonto.

[QUOTE=ItsABingo;1997438]Can that be right? She looks incredible for 39.

By the way, I didn't bother to find out who else was there, in case anyone was wondering.[/QUOTE]She is incredible... Regardless of the age!

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;1997498]Four posts and every single one of them is about these women's age. So I ask you, how do YOU KNOW? What is your secret for getting them to show you their passport, or other I'd? Most regular guys can't even get a real name from these very reserved ladies, and you state as fact that Ruby is 39, not 35 or 32 or 37.39 on the nose. And Cherry is exactly 50.

What's your secret? And can you share some of your experiences with these ladies?

Tonto.[/QUOTE]The only true way to tell age is to cut there leg off and count the rings. Be forewarned that tends to ruin the mood. Also not many know this but there is another way, Sarah runs a game, for an extra 10 bucks you can guess there age. The Masseuse writes her age on a little piece of paper, if you guess correctly you win a years worth of tube steaks at the hot dog shoppe, if your wrong you can choose a giant comb, a plastic blow up guitar or a gold fish in a Baggie. My fish tank is almost full.

Phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1998502]The only true way to tell age is to cut there leg off and count the rings. Be forewarned that tends to ruin the mood. Also not many know this but there is another way, Sarah runs a game, for an extra 10 bucks you can guess there age. The Masseuse writes her age on a little piece of paper, if you guess correctly you win a years worth of tube steaks at the hot dog shoppe, if your wrong you can choose a giant comb, a plastic blow up guitar or a gold fish in a Baggie. My fish tank is almost full.


Phlip.[/QUOTE]Philip...how could you! I remember that Korean lady that worked at sun a few years back that had a wooden leg! Every time I got a rub down... I had to pluck splinters!

What was her name? Oh yeah Eileen.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;1998502]The only true way to tell age is to cut there leg off and count the rings. Be forewarned that tends to ruin the mood. Also not many know this but there is another way, Sarah runs a game, for an extra 10 bucks you can guess there age. The Masseuse writes her age on a little piece of paper, if you guess correctly you win a years worth of tube steaks at the hot dog shoppe, if your wrong you can choose a giant comb, a plastic blow up guitar or a gold fish in a Baggie. My fish tank is almost full.

Phlip.[/QUOTE]I always get the giant comb, all the fish are already gone. The sad thing is I am bald.

Does anyone know when we can expect Cherry's return to Tiger. When I was there last time I didn't see Sarah to ask her. I appreciate any help. Thanks.

Anyone been to the old sun...new sunny grand opening extravaganza. I am assuming its a bust so far because of the crickets chirping and tumble weeds rolling by on this forum. But from a reliable source I heard its a ** GRAND OPENING! ** NEW PROFESSIONAL STAFF ** *NEW* MANAGEMENT (NEW ARRIVALS) ▬9658; (22-25 why / O) ▬9658; (100% REAL). My source was able to snap a few pics discreetly with his cell camera here is part of the is lineup [URL]http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/105698376/fotol2sep6126.jpg........http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/102252935/______am.png.........................................................................................http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/92948399/iest-girls-asian.imggirls.net__1066_.jpg......http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/76742223/lomba2.jpg.[/URL] Post holiday funds being what they are, I am hedging my bets on proven track record but for you richer mongers, FRANK, spend some of that confirmation money and toftt and let us know phlip.

So it appears my source thought it would be funny to do a pre April fools joke. He did send the correct pics sorry for the confusion. There is Berries, 33, [URL]http://4.bp.********.com/_D5u8wxhBLNI/Syc86pw0_0I/AAAAAAAAAFs/DbFH5x8YO_w/s1600/old-asian-women-thumb4636785.jpg.........also[/URL] Kiki not celebrating her 100th customer still really fresh to the game [URL]http://www.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/34743-tell_100_year_old_woman_stop_smoking.jpg[/URL] ... And shanana [URL]http://fap.to/images/44/750913005/asian-porn/ASIAN-GRANNY-I-LOVE-TO-FUCK-SUCK-7.jpg[/URL] phlip.

Theres berries [URL]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/portrait-old-asian-woman-gestures-10725261.jpg[/URL].

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2003177]Theres berries [URL]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/portrait-old-asian-woman-gestures-10725261.jpg[/URL].[/QUOTE]I don't think you could make enough spit to slide into that!! I too vote for Frank to toftt.

As of a couple weeks ago, the mamasan (Candy?) was the same one who used to be the mamasan at 76, who's very nice by the way. The only masseuse there was Yoyo—supposedly another is on the way— who also worked at 76 when it first re-opened last summer. So I guess you could call this place 76 North. Yoyo is a little older but she is a good time and I recommend.

I heard new girl came in on Wednesday anyone been there or have any info on the new one?? Or description? I heard she worked for candy before. I know yo-yo is there.just trying to figure out who the other one is ...you could message me if you prefer.

Anyone heard from Vampire Weekend or Spa Lunker as I haven't seen these guys post in a while?

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;1997498]Four posts and every single one of them is about these women's age. So I ask you, how do YOU KNOW? What is your secret for getting them to show you their passport, or other I'd? Most regular guys can't even get a real name from these very reserved ladies, and you state as fact that Ruby is 39, not 35 or 32 or 37.39 on the nose. And Cherry is exactly 50.

What's your secret? And can you share some of your experiences with these ladies?

Tonto.[/QUOTE]One way to guess their age is to read the newspaper after the AMP gets busted. I was shocked when I found out that a provider in an AMP near Meadville, PA was in her 60's. I had a great session with her once but did not return because I suspected my employer had installed GPS tracking on all their new vehicles. The day of the session I was driving a rental.

Unfortunately they usually leave the area when this occurs. That place got closed down quite a few years back.

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