Massage Parlor Reports

I felt in need of some stress relief today on this cold Sunday afternoon, so I thought I'd go out for some therapy. Visited three places, and struck out. Today reminded me of the sad state of our NoVa AMP scene.

Strike One: I thought I'd visit a place above the freedom bank in Vienna. I had been to the place once before, I think I might have reported on it last year. I'd thought I'd visit the place today because my first time I drew an average NoVa therapist in age and looks (ie. Late 50's, nothing to write home about) but the massage was good, and the highlight was that she tried to release my stress twice in the 1 hour session. First attempt was successful, but the second did not produce more stress release even though she tried very hard. She ended the session saying "next time one at start and second at end so you have time to rest." And she took $.4 happily. Anyway, I was hoping to see this therapist again, but when I got to the place. An asian man opened the door, I told him I was here for massage, and asked if any therapist was available. He said "No girls, only I work here." Looks like HE is the only therapist working there. What a joke. Needless to say I turned around and left.

Strike Two: Since I was in the Mapple Ave. Area, I remembered another place I visited a long time ago, which was just a few blocks away: Maple Therapeutic Massage (MTM). I noticed the place had changed names, but I thought I'd check it out anyway. I walked in, and rung the bell a couple times. After a minute of waiting a man and a woman, both in their late 30's appeared (both non asian, seemed like some kid of white possibly hispanic mix, both spoke perfect english) , I guessed they are the new managers / owners. I was asked if I had an appointment, I said no. The female said all the therapists were in session. Judging by these new "managers" I thought the place went legit, so I just said "Thank you I'll call ahead next time."

Strike Three: As a last ditch effort, I decided to stop by another spa in Fairfax, Ruby. I had seen them advertise "Asian and Latin therapists" a few months ago, so I thought I'd stop by for a first time visit. A grandma in her late 60's or older, wearing a zebra dress answered the door. She said only 30 mins was available, and she would take care of my therapy. I said I'd like another therapist, she was just too old, but she said the other therapists were busy. It was just not worth my time or money so I said I'd come back another time. She took it kindly though, and politely asked me to come back tomorrow and I left.

So I returned home after 1 hour of driving around more stressed than when I left home looking for relief. NoVa keeps going from bad to worse. I just can't believe there is absolutely no new blood coming to our area.

P. S. If anyone wants to share info about a good therapist feel free to send me a PM, I would greatly appreciate it.

Hello Mongers,

Do not waste your time and money going to Swan in Sterling & Ashburn. Bad Attitude. Bad Massage and no happy ending. Very very disappointed.

Just saw an ad on CL that ST is back in business. They've been closed for a while.

[QUOTE=Avenasia;1674656]Just saw an ad on CL that ST is back in business. They've been closed for a while.[/QUOTE]Since October, I think. Now back on BP as well.

Hello everyone.

Been reading reports on here for awhile and decided to join. I'm very new at this, have only had 2 massages that were only massages. My first one I kinda got the feeling there might be more available, but was scared to ask.

I am in Manassas and went to the Asian place in the mall. Seems like a legit business, but not sure since I'm new at this. Anyone know of this place or any in Manassas that may offer more?

Thanks in advance.

Check out the chick out TCCC. Late 30's but very tight. Only here through Monday. Kinda cute and very enthusiastic. 32B and nice a$$. I have been banned from the AMP in Herndon from a Fri visit. Its the one near Target.

After the table shower got up took whiz on the busty old lady's leg. She went got the younger manager. Said my bad, got dressed and left. Out 60. Stay Safe.

[QUOTE=Jimbo8; 1675652]I kinda got the feeling there might be more available, but was scared to ask.

Anyone know of this place or any in Manassas that may offer more?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Jimbo:

1. Do NOT be afraid to ask. The absolute worst you will get is "We don't do that here", but if you do not ask, you will never know.

2. Prior to asking for help from this August body, do your research. Look at the board. READ! Search for "Manassas" and take the advice you get. If you fail at that, look at some of the on-line advertizing (CL or BP) for "Manassas", go visit and report back. Either a good report or a not so good one. They all help you establish yourself on the board. After that has happened a few times, you may even get the information you seek. If the information is very good, you should check your PM's regularly, and most will respond to an honest request flavored with germane information. Stay Safe, and have fun.

AM

[QUOTE=Any Mouse; 1675917]Jimbo:

1. Do NOT be afraid to ask. The absolute worst you will get is "We don't do that here", but if you do not ask, you will never know.

2. Prior to asking for help from this August body, do your research. Look at the board. READ! Search for "Manassas" and take the advice you get. If you fail at that, look at some of the on-line advertizing (CL or BP) for "Manassas", go visit and report back. Either a good report or a not so good one. They all help you establish yourself on the board. After that has happened a few times, you may even get the information you seek. If the information is very good, you should check your PM's regularly, and most will respond to an honest request flavored with germane information. Stay Safe, and have fun.

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply AM.

I have been reading board, already back to page 220. Ha.

Let me explain what I have done so far, I'm sure I have already goofed up. I walked into a place that I think is probably legit. Was led to a room and told to undress. A beautiful Chinese lady I'll call H came in and started on my back. Within minutes she was up on table with her thighs by my ears. She rubbed down my back and was running her crotch over my head. I kinda lifted up some for more friction and she didn't seem to mind. She then went to my sides and put her crotch right on my hand while she was massaging. I decided to rub my finger back and forth to see what she did. She seemed fine with it, never moved out of the way.

She spent the entire hour on my back and time ran out. I asked for another 30 minutes on front. So she rubbed down my chest and was putting chest right in my face, was too scared to try and touch. There was some accidental touching of my junk, but nothing else. She gave me a kiss on the forehead and wrote her name on card, I left very nice tip.

So a week later, I call and ask for appt with H. They say no problem. I go in and ask for H, they put me in room and an older rough looking lady comes in. I asked where H was and she just ignored and started massaging. But this one really worked my gluts with alot of touching on the boys. After flip, she barely had me covered and touched junk more than once. Like a dummy I ask her to rub there. She said no, only massage.

Then she said something about H that I couldn't understand. I asked her to repeat but she wouldn't. I tipped her and said thanks. She seemed a little upset maybe.

I realized later in the day that what she probably said about H was if H had given me that treatment. I really hope I didn't get H in any kind of trouble, she was a very sweet woman and she is innocent.

I really want to go back and see H, but now worried I may have ruined any chance of anything ever happening or her even being upset with me.

I would love to hear any opinions on this, guess it's pretty obvious that I'm new to this. Trying to learn from my mistakes.

[QUOTE=Any Mouse; 1675917]Jimbo:

1. Do NOT be afraid to ask. The absolute worst you will get is "We don't do that here", but if you do not ask, you will never know.

2. Prior to asking for help from this August body, do your research. Look at the board. READ! Search for "Manassas" and take the advice you get. If you fail at that, look at some of the on-line advertizing (CL or BP) for "Manassas", go visit and report back. Either a good report or a not so good one. They all help you establish yourself on the board. After that has happened a few times, you may even get the information you seek. If the information is very good, you should check your PM's regularly, and most will respond to an honest request flavored with germane information. Stay Safe, and have fun.

AM[/QUOTE]Test, just posted long reply, don't see it.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1675778]After the table shower got up took whiz on the busty old lady's leg. She went got the younger manager. Said my bad, got dressed and left.[/QUOTE]Whiskey

Tango

Foxtrot

[QUOTE=Jimbo8; 1675652]Hello everyone.

Been reading reports on here for awhile and decided to join. I'm very new at this, have only had 2 massages that were only massages. My first one I kinda got the feeling there might be more available, but was scared to ask.

I am in Manassas and went to the Asian place in the mall. Seems like a legit business, but not sure since I'm new at this. Anyone know of this place or any in Manassas that may offer more?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum, Jimbo.

To follow-up on AnyMouse's advice: Do your homework. That's as true for this hobby as it is for any other pursuit. That means taking time to read what others have posted and shared, before you head out to experience the world of AMPs and more. If you keep things zippered until you've done the basic research (and, preferably, more than just the basic and minimum amount) , your experiences will (on average) be much more for the better and much less for the worse. However, if you simply head out without doing your homework, you're very likely to commit the same rookie errors that others here have committed (and related in their posts, in an attempt to help other members avoid).

In addition, bear in mind that most of the members of this board have gained their experience and insights through the expenditure of their hard-earned money and valuable free time. So, thank you for NOT simply showing up here and asking for a handout (I. E, a free recommendation). As the Mouse implied, you need to earn your "board cred" before the folks here. And especially the Senior members. Will be willing to share some of their more juicy leads with you. But, building that cred won't take as long or be as difficult as you might think. All it really requires, as he said, is to go out (after doing your homework) , try a couple places, and then report back with your findings, whether positive or negative experiences. Technically speaking, one CAN reach senior status without sharing much with others, and there are a few on this board who have sponged their way to that status. It will be obvious to you, once you do your research, who those members are. You'll also discover who the reliable members are. Senior or Regular. Once you read through enough posts.

Since you indicated that you were scared to ask about services, well, first of all that's nothing unique to you. So, don't feel bad. We've all (or, most of us) been there at one time or another. Your approach was prudent. But, here is something you can consider and use in your searches: Check an AMP's hours of operation. In any city that I visit while on business, I'll look to see when they close. If they close at 8 p. M, for example, the place is probably legit and won't offer what you're seeking. But, if the AMP stays open until 2 a. M, it's a pretty sure bet that they're not open that late just to give back rubs.

Finally, if you have a question about procedure, post it up (after doing basic homework and research) and you're likely to get some good advice. If you're not confident about a public post and want to try a back-channel, send a PM to a monger whom you think is trustworthy. However, be sure to do your homework BEFORE asking a question (I. E, use the 'Search' function on this website, and also learn to use Google and other tools). Also, don't simply walk up with your hand out, expecting anyone to give you any worthwhile info when you've given none from your own findings. Doing this latter action will earn you the much-deserved "RTFF" approbrium and / or a sharp and usually derisive response.

Good luck. Now, go do some research, take one for the team (TOFTT) , ask intelligent questions, avoid posting BS remarks such as "took a whiz on the lady's leg," and share your findings (while keeping things reasonably discreet as the circumstances dictate).

R:R

Thank you for the sound advice RR.

I have read back many pages on here, and will continue to do so. My first Experience could have been worse I suppose. Just hope I didn't cause any undo grief for the nice lady. Would you recommend I try that place again or could I have a problem?

Again thank you for the help.

Jimbo

[QUOTE=Jimbo8; 1675952]Thanks for the reply AM.

I have been reading board, already back to page 220. Ha.

Let me explain what I have done so far, I'm sure I have already goofed up. I walked into a place that I think is probably legit. Was led to a room and told to undress. A beautiful Chinese lady I'll call H came in and started on my back. Within minutes she was up on table with her thighs by my ears. She rubbed down my back and was running her crotch over my head. I kinda lifted up some for more friction and she didn't seem to mind. She then went to my sides and put her crotch right on my hand while she was massaging. I decided to rub my finger back and forth to see what she did. She seemed fine with it, never moved out of the way.

She spent the entire hour on my back and time ran out. I asked for another 30 minutes on front. So she rubbed down my chest and was putting chest right in my face, was too scared to try and touch. There was some accidental touching of my junk, but nothing else. She gave me a kiss on the forehead and wrote her name on card, I left very nice tip.

So a week later, I call and ask for appt with H. They say no problem. I go in and ask for H, they put me in room and an older rough looking lady comes in. I asked where H was and she just ignored and started massaging. But this one really worked my gluts with alot of touching on the boys. After flip, she barely had me covered and touched junk more than once. Like a dummy I ask her to rub there. She said no, only massage.

Then she said something about H that I couldn't understand. I asked her to repeat but she wouldn't. I tipped her and said thanks. She seemed a little upset maybe.

I realized later in the day that what she probably said about H was if H had given me that treatment. I really hope I didn't get H in any kind of trouble, she was a very sweet woman and she is innocent.

I really want to go back and see H, but now worried I may have ruined any chance of anything ever happening or her even being upset with me.

I would love to hear any opinions on this, guess it's pretty obvious that I'm new to this. Trying to learn from my mistakes.[/QUOTE]
There is no such a thing as accidental touch of your junk. They are either testing your reaction to see if you are safe, or simply getting you curious so you come back (but it doesn't mean you will have better luck the second time, if she is legit, she is legit, she just wants to tease so you go see her again). In other words If you didn't get the therapy you wanted, she didn't trust you, or she just simple doesn't do that kind of treatment. Either way, you should never "ask" or "talk" about any unconventional techniques, not a safe practice IMO. Check your inbox, I sent you a few pointers to get you started. Good luck, and report back.

[QUOTE=The Nub;1676540]There is no such a thing as accidental touch of your junk. They are either testing your reaction to see if you are safe, or simply getting you curious so you come back (but it doesn't mean you will have better luck the second time, if she is legit, she is legit, she just wants to tease so you go see her again). In other words If you didn't get the therapy you wanted, she didn't trust you, or she just simple doesn't do that kind of treatment. Either way, you should never "ask" or "talk" about any unconventional techniques, not a safe practice IMO. Check your inbox, I sent you a few pointers to get you started. Good luck, and report back.[/QUOTE]Hey Nub, if you don't mind could you CC me on those pointers. I had a similar circumstance happen to me her in Va B. I have gone back a couple of times to see if I could get her again but never do. I hesitate to ask for her. I believe if I had a hat I could have gotten FS. I am trying to test my hypothesis but my variable is missing. I am going to invest my time and money into another AMP but don't want to muck it up. Please advise.

Just throwing this out there. Used to be an easy thing to find. Any info for a good quality 1 hr. Massage with BBJ or CBJ, AMP, INDI, or condo for $$ or less? I would assume it can be had for $.5 or less but I'm desperate these days. Anywhere from Alexandria, springfield, down to Dumfries and then west from Dumfries to Dulles. In this day and Economic state there should be plenty around but Damn if I can locate one. My body needs a good quality massage. Thanks for any Info. And BC me to Protect any who may still be around.