Billy Boy From Boston Massachusetts
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2833611]Yup, he sure has me running scared. When his girl Ginger is not stretching his ass out with giant strap -ons he manages to craft gems like this:
I am sure everyone here is saying " BTG, how can you go on after that kind of attack?" Yes COCKHunter is really tearing things up in Boston all right.
Chris, make no mistake, you were and are the scum of this site providing no value. I, on the other hand, am here to wash the scum off the streets.
[I][b]Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
All the animals come out at night - ******, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.[/b][/I] Travis Bickle.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IAJFCxAP_Y[/URL][/QUOTE]Can you stop dodging my fucking question and admit I got your butt buddy bacon to retire his account? I did that!! And YOUR fucking NEXT Billy Boy!
Chris5.
Where are you ' Chicken-Shit '
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2825247]1. Chriss ask the hot blonde nurse working in his hospital ward for a blowjob the other day. He told Chriss to fuck off.
2. According to the ABC show 'Is Oral Sex Safe' you can get cancer by give or getting blowjobs. This make Chriss in double trouble of getting cancer.
3. Chriss has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh his boyfriend {Trailhunter} tie his shoe laces together. Chriss didn't even notice.
4. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. Chriss hold her down so his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} can do her hair.
5. Chriss farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smell like Vasoline.
6. Chriss go out with his boyfriend {Trailhunter} to a gay bar. Chriss was get bored and he yawned. Trailhunter now get mad at Chriss because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.
7. Remember Chriss, it only gay if you push back. Oh shit you really are gay.
8. Chriss daddy take him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. Chriss thank him for being so understanding. His daddy say: 'understanding? I got you a job here you lazy bent little fucker'.
9. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him their willies.
10. Trailhunter call Chriss and tell him he selling his microwave. He say the kids put the pet rooster in it and now ever thing taste like cock. He thought Chriss may be interested.
11. Chriss say he want to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.
12. Game of checkers teach Chriss that a man with another man on top of him make him a king. But life teach Chriss that it make him a queen.
13. Every Saturday night Chriss say he wake to the sound of his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} having sex. Unless it the pain in Chriss ass that wake him first.
14. What do Christians and Chriss have in common? They both say: 'Ahh, men'.
15. It clear why gay guys like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up there life and they get all the anal they want.
16. Breaking News Chriss! Scientists found cure for HIV virus that cause AIDS. They have call it 'Not Being Gay'.
17. Contrary to popular belief Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are not 'practicing homos'. They very good at it and need no practice.
18. Chriss say one man's junk is another gay mans treasure.
19. Chriss is one of the original Village People. He the Village Idiot.
20. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} will never die of 'natural causes'. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Nothing natural about that.
21. If you don't like gay marriage blame the straight people like Chriss, Trailhunter and BlowMyMt parents. They the ones keep having gay babies.
BONUS JOKE (this week only). Macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca!
* Of course as usual Chriss won't respond because he to busy having a 6-way with his hand! *.
Lmfao!
Later, LOSERS {they be Homer, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.
The Three MuskeLOSERS![/QUOTE]Always talkin about dick hmmm.
TrailHunter.
Yeahhhhhh mannnnnn! Fan mail day!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2837379]Your wife if the beitch even has a brain is cheating on Dumb ass anyway. LOL! You spend a lot of time on this site family man!! Your so called kid's must be retarded as fuck to have a so called dad NEVER around and whose on a sex guide site all day. Some people just should NOT have kids! LOL! So let's here more jokes funny man! EXACTLY how many kids do you have again son?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]That's the spirit Chris! He's back! I missed you brother, gettin' all soft on me lately. Good ole C5.
Didn't want you to lose your street cred. do dah da da do da dah the champ is here! C5 in the house!
Looks like I struck a nerve with my post! Better than striking your funny bone. Right because I'm funny, I amuse you, right Spider?
So I had no choice but to change it up.
I've heard of the paparazzi, but this is the papa'nazi! PG, No sex for you! PG, No Usasg for you! You here too much.
Hey champ, still profiting off providers? How's that working out now that Brandi is on the endangered pussy list?
Guess you'll be Rollin' Flintstone style in the Crust'Stang for quite a bit longer.
Anymore fake reviews coming up brother? Just in time for another brother to get robbed?
Guess what son? Still with the same woman for 16 years and have two little kids. No marriage is perfect buddy but we are doing just fine thanks for asking.
And you know I love talking about the kids. Yep my boy, love that kid, we were told after his school evaluation at 5 1/2 yrs old that he was a genius. He did so well that I called the creators of the evaluation to double check if the school performed the assessment correctly. Yep everything was fine. When he attended his new school in first grade they immediately tested him for the gifted program, do you know what that is? No it's not a gift wrapping class. Florida defines gifted students as students who have superior intellectual development and are capable of high performance.
To make it a bit simpler to understand for you champ: it's a way to keep the special ones segregated from bozos like you.
They bring you in with a school psychologist and they do an entry test. If you quality then you move forward to a full blown IQ test. God I just love talking about this. (Dude you should of never asked about the family, poor move).
So guess what C5? My son tested out with a 140 IQ. Just so you understand, your number, I might be a bit generous (based on your brilliant discussions here on the board) I'd say your about an 80-85 IQ. I digress, so after your child qualifies then you sit in a little room with his teacher, the gifted teacher and the school psychologist as they tell you how amazing your child is! Sorry this never happened to you buddy. Thought maybe you could live vicariously through PG for a moment, just wanted to give my buddy a little taste. Funny thing is, something he was not tested on, his art. The kid draws like he's a fuqn prodigy. Hey, (light bulb moment) maybe I'll have him send you an autograph piece of his work. No worries brother you can sell it! Therefore, maybe we can spare another poor unfortunate female victim from losing her central and lateral insicors to your BB gun.
Funny Christopher, we were walking to school the other day and I was telling him about you and a short little yellow bus rolled by. My son says, "what is that?" I ecstatically reply, "that's it, that's the bus I was telling you about that, the one Chrissy rode to school everyday" it just looked so foreign to him. , you could tell he was having a hard time wrapping his head around it.
See, he knows all about you now champ! I told him always to be nice to you guys, make sure their helmets are on snug and tight, keep them away from sharp objects and to always be humble.
Because you worry about me on here so much I'll do this for you son. Instead of minimizing the window when I'm not on here (it still will show a green dot even though your not on) in the future I will click the X. Fuq, I do not want you stroking out on me in worry and brother guess what? You can still make six figures and have a very flexible schedule! And news flash, it's not selling Heroin! I know this sounds very bizarre right now but son, The American dream is alive and well!
Gotta (click) off now, have sweet dreams pumpkin and I look forward to more 'fan mail' from you soon brother!
I'll send an Autograph PG T shirt for your unwavering support. It says on it, PG hooked up with Dallas and all I got was this stinking T-shirt! Your going to love it.
Take care my man.
P Pesci G.
The Toughest Internet Guy In Orlando. LOL!!
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2838113]That's the spirit Chris! He's back! I missed you brother, gettin' all soft on me lately. Good ole C5.
Didn't want you to lose your street cred. do dah da da do da dah the champ is here! C5 in the house!
Looks like I struck a nerve with my post! Better than striking your funny bone. Right because I'm funny, I amuse you, right Spider?
So I had no choice but to change it up.
I've heard of the paparazzi, but this is the papa'nazi! PG, No sex for you! PG, No Usasg for you! You here too much.
Hey champ, still profiting off providers? How's that working out now that Brandi is on the endangered pussy list?
Guess you'll be Rollin' Flintstone style in the Crust'Stang for quite a bit longer.
Anymore fake reviews coming up brother? Just in time for another brother to get robbed?
Guess what son? Still with the same woman for 16 years and have two little kids. No marriage is perfect buddy but we are doing just fine thanks for asking.
And you know I love talking about the kids. Yep my boy, love that kid, we were told after his school evaluation at 5 1/2 yrs old that he was a genius. He did so well that I called the creators of the evaluation to double check if the school performed the assessment correctly. Yep everything was fine. When he attended his new school in first grade they immediately tested him for the gifted program, do you know what that is? No it's not a gift wrapping class. Florida defines gifted students as students who have superior intellectual development and are capable of high performance.
To make it a bit simpler to understand for you champ: it's a way to keep the special ones segregated from bozos like you.
They bring you in with a school psychologist and they do an entry test. If you quality then you move forward to a full blown IQ test. God I just love talking about this. (Dude you should of never asked about the family, poor move).
So guess what C5? My son tested out with a 140 IQ. Just so you understand, your number, I might be a bit generous (based on your brilliant discussions here on the board) I'd say your about an 80-85 IQ. I digress, so after your child qualifies then you sit in a little room with his teacher, the gifted teacher and the school psychologist as they tell you how amazing your child is! Sorry this never happened to you buddy. Thought maybe you could live vicariously through PG for a moment, just wanted to give my buddy a little taste. Funny thing is, something he was not tested on, his art. The kid draws like he's a fuqn prodigy. Hey, (light bulb moment) maybe I'll have him send you an autograph piece of his work. No worries brother you can sell it! Therefore, maybe we can spare another poor unfortunate female victim from losing her central and lateral insicors to your BB gun.
Funny Christopher, we were walking to school the other day and I was telling him about you and a short little yellow bus rolled by. My son says, "what is that?" I ecstatically reply, "that's it, that's the bus I was telling you about that, the one Chrissy rode to school everyday" it just looked so foreign to him. , you could tell he was having a hard time wrapping his head around it.
See, he knows all about you now champ! I told him always to be nice to you guys, make sure their helmets are on snug and tight, keep them away from sharp objects and to always be humble.
Because you worry about me on here so much I'll do this for you son. Instead of minimizing the window when I'm not on here (it still will show a green dot even though your not on) in the future I will click the X. Fuq, I do not want you stroking out on me in worry and brother guess what? You can still make six figures and have a very flexible schedule! And news flash, it's not selling Heroin! I know this sounds very bizarre right now but son, The American dream is alive and well!
Gotta (click) off now, have sweet dreams pumpkin and I look forward to more 'fan mail' from you soon brother!
I'll send an Autograph PG T shirt for your unwavering support. It says on it, PG hooked up with Dallas and all I got was this stinking T-shirt! Your going to love it.
Take care my man.
P Pesci G.[/QUOTE]PG what's with the long ass book? Where is your so called wife and kid's? Dude you seriously need professional help. You are NOT all the way there in the head. You do know this is NOT real life DON'T you? This is the internet. This is a sex guide site. This is not real dude! You know ZERO about me and unlike YOU, I'm not STUPID enough to discuss my private life on the internet. This is NOT real life dude. You and I odds are will NEVER meet in person! Your married supposedly for 20 years and have gifted children and you make a million dollars a year. LOL! ,seriously dude, who cares on this site? AGAIN this is not REAL! I have no kid's or a nagging ass wife. I have no obligations to anyone. You claim your this great family man and this and that. REALLY? Yet you find time all day and night to play around with me on the internet. Dude you need help mentally. I say fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your dog's, cat's, goldfish, rabbits and most importantly, fuck you! This is NOT real life! You can't argue with a IDIOT. So post and say all you want about me. The me you've never met in REAL life and never will. Your a classic internet tough guy who would let his wife get ass raped right in front of you and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You're a waste of time dude. You ever want that drink with me, hit up the doll house strip club on OBT. I'm easily able to be found. Bring that fancy wine rich boy. Me and my ghetto crew would love to taste it.
Chris5.
