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[QUOTE=TheCornKing;2791095]What a let down, I really wanted to see the girl in the pics,.[/QUOTE]Same here. I think I got lucky every time we communicated our schedules never worked out. I would have been very disappointed because the girl in the pics does have some really nice titties.

I literally walked out on two diff providers this last weekend. Was bored and my regular was sleeping so I thought I'd be adventurous.

1st was Bree.

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Way to many issues going on as soon as I arrived and had something going on with her face. The room was so full of smoke you couldn't even see the bathroom at the rear. I just said I had to get something out of my car and I high tailed it out of there.

2nd was this one.

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I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Thought of the old television series The Monsters when someone would go to their home to see Marilyn and turn around and boogie out of there when they saw the rest of the family.

Called it a night and went home.

[QUOTE=TheLongShot;2791202]

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I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Thought of the old television series The Monsters when someone would go to their home to see Marilyn and turn around and boogie out of there when they saw the rest of the family.

Called it a night and went home.[/QUOTE]I had been wondering about her, but couldn't find much info. The thug wannabe look had me a little worried, but the headlights looked appealing. Not so much I guess. Was it her, or the family around her?

[QUOTE=TTY954;2790193]There is a new girl there, Chistine, who looks hot in the one photo from the back they have of her. She looks TINY![/QUOTE]Damn she bounced fast. I didn't even have time to make a call. Guess the job wasn't what she thought, or she got pissed because someone misspelled her pseudonym.

[QUOTE=TheLongShot;2791202]Same here. I think I got lucky every time we communicated our schedules never worked out. I would have been very disappointed because the girl in the pics does have some really nice titties.

I literally walked out on two diff providers this last weekend. Was bored and my regular was sleeping so I thought I'd be adventurous.

1st was Bree.

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Way to many issues going on as soon as I arrived and had something going on with her face. The room was so full of smoke you couldn't even see the bathroom at the rear. I just said I had to get something out of my car and I high tailed it out of there.

2nd was this one.

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I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Thought of the old television series The Monsters when someone would go to their home to see Marilyn and turn around and boogie out of there when they saw the rest of the family.

Called it a night and went home.[/QUOTE]I don't understand your comments on the 2nd one. Outside of that crap on her lips she is on fire. What the deal? Why youeave?

[QUOTE=TTY954;2788915]Anybody have any intel on the girls Columbia that seem to have shown up this week?

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[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/karinacolombianahot-call-me-in-call-only813-323-4nine29/17957994[/URL] <-- this one caught my eye.

One of brazilian girls told me the latin girls don't do drugs because they send the money back to their families.[/QUOTE]I plan to find out my own Intel very soon. I will post deets later.

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Saw this post on BP.

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Has anyone seen this girl?

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[QUOTE=DoitLive990;2791477]I plan to find out my own Intel very soon. I will post deets later.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/delicious-colombian-goodess-very-hot-visiting-town-754-217-1043/17124013[/URL][/QUOTE]Please let us know how did it go. I see that she is with lusy (name changed now to ana, rica whatever) who rushed me in 15 min without any major services while I had paId for an hour. Her friend rosi also did the same, but she rushed me out in 5 min. This one is Victoria and she got some couple reviews on other site.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2791344]I don't understand your comments on the 2nd one. Outside of that crap on her lips she is on fire. What the deal? Why youeave?[/QUOTE]Those pics are her but they are very deceiving. She was dressed in a t-shirt and some kind of pants when she opened the door but looked very out of shape. Her face wasn't youthful like the pics suggest. May not even had any teeth, it was hard to tell with all the stuff going on in her mouth. There was someone in the bathroom taking a shower when I arrived. She said it was her girlfriend. I got there early and was waiting in the parking lot for her to return from getting something to eat. I saw two girls get out of a car and walk into the hotel and my first thought was I hope one of them isn't her but my hope didn't pan out. I would describe her as being a butch dike looking thug wannabe. Jay T nailed it in his post only add the butch dike on the heavy side to his description and that's her. Just not my thing.

If I'm going to spend time and some hard earned $'s with a woman at least I want it to be enjoyable. I've decided for now on when I go see someone and I spot undesirable clues that the encounter will probably not turn out to be what expected then I just turn around and leave. Much rather spend it on someone that's going to make my day enjoyable and exciting and not dissatisfied and depressed.

[QUOTE=Footballsoccer;2791544]Has anyone seen this girl?

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/6080100specials-one-day-only-out-of-this-worldblonde-playmate-new-pics/18715272[/URL][/QUOTE]She's been discussed many time on this forum. Do some reasearch and your questions will be answered.

Cash-and-dash Denni / Dixie is posting on BP again, doing outcalls in the Tampa area, BEWARE! Keep the donation in plain sight, don't let her have it til the deed is done, else she'll use a be. S. Excuse to go to her vehicle and DISAPPEAR! Also, keep your wallet near you, don't go to the john without it!

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[QUOTE=Footballsoccer;2791544]Has anyone seen this girl?

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/6080100specials-one-day-only-out-of-this-worldblonde-playmate-new-pics/18715272[/URL][/QUOTE]She posts under a lot of different names, most reviews are under Brooke. See also Courtney. She's not the Brooke from DM. She's also been reviewed on the other site (and pretty much the same experience).

[QUOTE=DoitLive990;2791477]I plan to find out my own Intel very soon. I will post deets later.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/delicious-colombian-goodess-very-hot-visiting-town-754-217-1043/17124013[/URL][/QUOTE]Let us know how it went. Looking forward to your comments. Thanks.

Anyone seen Cory?

Looks like she's new over in Pinellas, but has a lot of past ads over in Hillsborough.

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[QUOTE=JustLoveGirls;2790787]I called Crystal at the 727-XXX-0032 and she told me she lives in Largo and would be interested in getting together. She sent the picture that I attached. Not the same girl. Said she is really 32 years old and not 26.[/QUOTE]JLG, did you go see her? If so, how was the visit? BBBJ? She definitely doesn't look like the girl in the ad, but those DSLs look nice.

A monger buddy of mine used to see Melanie regularly when she was around before. She got knocked up, claimed he forced her to go BB (he's super paranoid so there's no way he did BB), told him it was his kid and tried to extort him. He complained to DM but she was already gone from there. Turned out she had ripped off a few people this way and also claimed the baby was Alana's husbands.

I'd recommend staying far as fuck away from that. I don't know why they let her back.

[QUOTE=Lasko;2791986]Anyone seen Cory?

Looks like she's new over in Pinellas, but has a lot of past ads over in Hillsborough.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cory-cory-cory-pinellas-county-today/18928528[/URL][/QUOTE]Look like she is working independent based on location in her ad. Wonder if all the bad reviews caught up to her with her employers?

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I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.

Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

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[QUOTE=AlexAmor46;2792205]Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL][/QUOTE]Wait, the Krissy I am thinking of had bigger boobs and was heavier, not much but the good kind.

This one was always by usf, worked out of her apt or a motel around there. Nice girl then she just up and left.

[QUOTE=DatsCool58;2792243]Wait, the Krissy I am thinking of had bigger boobs and was heavier, not much but the good kind.[/QUOTE]

Well I just wasted a two hours trying to see Ann. She was either strung out or drunk and I drove about 45 minutes to see her, talked a couple times as I slowly got closer and then left after waiting too long. She said her house was in foreclosure and please excuse the mess, which I was fine with (not really) but told her I was.

Anyway, giant time waster so good luck if you try to see her.

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I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning, was trying to set up an appointment with her, after texting her back and forth, I gave up, good thing I did.

? I see she shares a number with a girl named Raquel. Anyone seen either of them? Quick search turned up nothing useful.

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So after getting nowhere with Ann, I called Karmen.

Easy setup. $. 5 HH. That may be high but after wasting 2 hours elsewhere, it was worth it for how easy she was to setup with. She's really cute, especially if you like dark hair and big brown eyes. Really sweet, clean, tiny and snug. No rush, no clock watch and would repeat.

[QUOTE=ParanoidJohn;2792460]Well I just wasted a two hours trying to see Ann. She was either strung out or drunk and I drove about 45 minutes to see her, talked a couple times as I slowly got closer and then left after waiting too long. She said her house was in foreclosure and please excuse the mess, which I was fine with (not really) but told her I was.

Anyway, giant time waster so good luck if you try to see her.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-sexy-lady-only-eighty-dollars/7550676[/URL][/QUOTE]My riding buddy has been wanting to see her but has been waiting for some feedback before pulling the trigger. Thanks for the update and I have a feeling he thought she might be a flake.

[QUOTE=Nile827;2792616]? I see she shares a number with a girl named Raquel. Anyone seen either of them? Quick search turned up nothing useful.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-as-heaven-and-naughty-as-hell-me-or-im/15237062[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her last summer at a surprisingly decent incall. Price was $ for the hhr. It was early and I think she was just waking up. Everything covered and super not into it. YMMV but she probably didn't shower cause I had that stank on me. She was 100% the girl in the pics, she is not hiding anything from her posted pics. What you see is what you get.

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I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]I'm sure I don't have to tell you that it really sucks to be subjected to this brutal punishment you put yourself through. But let me tell you, with all the sexy Lexi's that I've been posting in the last few months to a year plus, I couldn't find much information on this Lexi. I thought I remember hearing good things about her, so I almost pulled the trigger and gave her a call today. From now on, at least until she gets her shit together, your review will serve to save us mongers some $.

[QUOTE=AlexAmor46;2792205]Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL][/QUOTE]" I'll do certain things For Extra donatio" don't call me, that's the best part of her ad, Don't call her, that is if your black or talk creepy. Her words.

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I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]I read pretty good reviews, so I tried and tried. Text her she would answer then hours or a day would go by then a reply, same with phone conversations, .

I tried for weeks, never could get shit straight with her, now this review, I like skinny but I can't stand Aidz, or anything close to it.

After your first few sentences I don't see how you went through with it, should of settled for a BJ, HJ combo. Always a nice out, relax on the bed you don't have to even move, and you really can't catch any thing a pill or shot can fix. Just a thought for next gross chix you come across.

I had an hour dream with Emily the other day. I'm very happy I did. Set up. Was easy. The damage for the hour was Ben Franklin and his buddy Ulysses Grant. Sometimes I'm looking for clean and nasty and Emily is perfect for that kinda day. Started with BBBJCIM. Daty on one of the fattest great tasting kitty ever. You can tell its been scored on often but the taste is great. Move to FS then greece finished with a great A2 M where she grabbed control rubbing my luttle man all over her face. What a good show Emily. Well worth it and def repeat.

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[QUOTE=TTY954;2788915]

One of brazilian girls told me the latin girls don't do drugs because they send the money back to their families.[/QUOTE]HAHA, thanks for laugh pal.

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I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Back when she looked really good 2 years ago, she had her own car. I saw her a few times. The last being in my car, she is truly a human skunk on that last incident. Not only did I stop seeing her but the guilt of smelling the family car up made me stop using my car all together for good. It took quite some time to vent it out.

[QUOTE=AlexAmor46;2792205]Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw when she first posted the ad a week ago, I wasnt quite sure it was her but I couldn't believe my eyes, I had to see her again. On my way there I texted hey krissy don't you remember me. She freaked out and cancelled the appointment. Apparently she didn't remember me or how nice I use to treat her. She was always loopy and forgetful. Its too bad I creeped her out. I know before she left she was terrified from some monger or pimp and I thought she went up to ohio not south florida.

Is she still the sweet, gullible innocent girl or has she become brazen and cold now a year later with experience?

Got herself into a little trouble this morning over some stuff that didn't belong to her. Too bad. She's alot of fun but was always a bit ditzy. Maybe carrying around those 2 big bolt on fun bags affected her judgement.

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[QUOTE=MongerJim;2792826]I had an hour dream with Emily the other day. I'm very happy I did. Set up. Was easy. The damage for the hour was Ben Franklin and his buddy Ulysses Grant. Sometimes I'm looking for clean and nasty and Emily is perfect for that kinda day. Started with BBBJCIM. Daty on one of the fattest great tasting kitty ever. You can tell its been scored on often but the taste is great. Move to FS then greece finished with a great A2 M where she grabbed control rubbing my luttle man all over her face. What a good show Emily. Well worth it and def repeat.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-look-new-petite-blonde-ready-for-u-now-tonight-only-100/17169434[/URL][/QUOTE]I understand that you had a great time but still, was it with the girl in pictures?

[QUOTE=CrizNatz;2792709]I saw her last summer at a surprisingly decent incall. Price was $ for the hhr. It was early and I think she was just waking up. Everything covered and super not into it. YMMV but she probably didn't shower cause I had that stank on me. She was 100% the girl in the pics, she is not hiding anything from her posted pics. What you see is what you get.[/QUOTE]I'll keep an eye on her but probably pass for now.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2792988]Got herself into a little trouble this morning over some stuff that didn't belong to her. Too bad. She's alot of fun but was always a bit ditzy. Maybe carrying around those 2 big bolt on fun bags affected her judgement.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/meet-the-twins-gia-lynne/16685345[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her last year when she was around the McDill area. She is a little ditzy but she was a lot of fun. The day I saw her she was under the weather but still did her best to keep me happy and she did! I didn't see her on Uncle LEO's list. Will she be taking a vacation soon? Any info you have would be greatly appreciated. I am taking a trip that way in a few weeks. You can PM me!

Enjoy and Be Safe.

CB2.

Had reported this one before as a flaker but got another chance when out of nowhere she texts me lastnight. She's out of the Riverview area and offers cardates and outcalls. Decided on outcall since I was in no shape to drive. Arrived within a half hour of set up she is indeed the girl in pics and in my opinion a little thinner than her pics. Bubbly and friendly personaility extremely catering and takes directions very well. She is absolutley doesn't watch the clock which really surprised because most of these girls can't wait to get out of your sight. Decided on only headache relief and she is pretty good, about 7/10 she has alot of spit makes those awesome noises but sometimes there can be too much teeth. I noticed though she just simply needed directions and once I told her what I liked it was on. Does not allow cim but the BBBJ was worth it. I played with the kitty and fellas it was wet. She truly enjoys performing and I noticed she started to grind on my hand while I played with her. Body is nice and tight with one pierced nipple.

The only warning I have is that its hard to get a hold of her as she even told me that the last time we tried to meet up she fell asleep so it might take a few attempts to get a hold of her. I'd recommend if your looking for a quick BBBJ with a very accomodating young lady.

Al.

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Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.