Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GioX68;4625997]I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.[/QUOTE]Now that's HO'SMOBILE.

Been there, done it many of times.

[QUOTE=Slugo;4627265]Now that's HO'SMOBILE.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GioX68;4625997]I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.[/QUOTE]Where's the reviews of all these little cuties?

"Dear Penthouse. ".

[QUOTE=GioX68;4625997]I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.[/QUOTE]What does this have to do with Massage Parlor Reports? Should be under Streetwalker or General Reports. It's bad enough the massage parlor scene is as lame as it is. I haven't posted a review in a long time because there is nothing to report that hasn't already been said. Has anyone noticed the new Asian spa and massage that is going in the old Chinese restaurant on 27th st just south of Oklahoma? Being a block from the Cop Shop I wouldn't expect any extras when it opens.

[QUOTE=GioX68;4625997]I can't believe every dude eating street meat don't have grand caravans with tinted windows, a curtain up front and removed middle seats with the rear bench for mish, doggy and cowgirl, and a mattress in middle, blankets, pillows, baby wipes, water, snacks, the girls love it and relax, I send them in back on way to spot to wash up with wipes and get naked and cozy, I sometimes back up to the seawall at McKinley pier and have a great view of big waves crashing while riding some little cutie mish on the bench seat LOL.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the old, no windows, cargo van that I had back in the day when one could go to the 41 Twin and not watch the movie. Spare parts, tools, sleeping bags. The smell of oil and hot pussy together! Girlfriends parents HAD to know what was going on. Modern times though; this post reminds me that I need to get my mini-pickup with cap back on the road. Fond memories of "camping out" with a girl. No complaints from her either.

Agreed that this should have been posted elsewhere.

I'll leave this here instead of the escort section since it deals with Asians and assume that is why most of us are here. It's been a long time since I've visited one of these girls. I swore them off after some not so favorable visits. Well the ad for this one peaked my curiosity. First off, nothing that is on the menu is actually on the menu. The shower together doesn't happen. Neither does the BBBJ. I kind of figured this going in so I opted for the 1 hr option instead of the "VIP" option. You never know what is going to be hiding behind the door at one of these places. This time it was a decent looking Korean. I'm guessing late 30's. On a scale of 1 to K-Pop Star I give her a 6. Man made C's. 3 or 4 tattoos. A little meat on her bones but not fat. Curvy. Handed over the fee and she offered me a Corona. That's a first. I hope it's not the Coronavirus everyone is talking about. Joking of course. Took a few swigs and we got down to business. I don't like to pretend I'm there for a half assed massage. Everything was covered including the half-hearted BJ. Cowgirl into missionary. Doggy to finish which wasn't bad. She has nice hips to grab onto. She didn't rush me at all. After the deed was done she grabbed a spray bottle from the nightstand and doused her undercarriage. Could be anti-bacterial spray. Could have been Windex. Either way she had a streak free shine when she was done. The whole thing was just an okay experience. If I had to do it over I would save some money and do the hhr option. I think I was there 40 minutes anyway. So once again I will swear off these places. At least until the next time I fall for one of their ads. When I think about it though it might be the better option over having an Asian in her 60's pull on my cock like she's trying to start a lawnmower that's out of gas.

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Anybody willing to share Jess's number? She used to have a spot in Tosa on state.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;4629224]I'll leave this here instead of the escort section since it deals with Asians and assume that is why most of us are here. It's been a long time since I've visited one of these girls. I swore them off after some not so favorable visits. Well the ad for this one peaked my curiosity. First off, nothing that is on the menu is actually on the menu. The shower together doesn't happen. Neither does the BBBJ. I kind of figured this going in so I opted for the 1 hr option instead of the "VIP" option. You never know what is going to be hiding behind the door at one of these places. This time it was a decent looking Korean. I'm guessing late 30's. On a scale of 1 to K-Pop Star I give her a 6. Man made C's. 3 or 4 tattoos. A little meat on her bones but not fat. Curvy. Handed over the fee and she offered me a Corona. That's a first. I hope it's not the Coronavirus everyone is talking about. Joking of course. Took a few swigs and we got down to business. I don't like to pretend I'm there for a half assed massage. Everything was covered including the half-hearted BJ. Cowgirl into missionary. Doggy to finish which wasn't bad. She has nice hips to grab onto. She didn't rush me at all. After the deed was done she grabbed a spray bottle from the nightstand and doused her undercarriage. Could be anti-bacterial spray. Could have been Windex. Either way she had a streak free shine when she was done. The whole thing was just an okay experience. If I had to do it over I would save some money and do the hhr option. I think I was there 40 minutes anyway. So once again I will swear off these places. At least until the next time I fall for one of their ads. When I think about it though it might be the better option over having an Asian in her 60's pull on my cock like she's trying to start a lawnmower that's out of gas.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/bbbj-asian-first-day-69-skinny-young-gfe-small__1579653772-37551691[/URL][/QUOTE]Never going to see what's advertised and rarely going to get it. One time a lady put anti bacteria on my thing and some got into the hole and it burned for 4 days. In Milwaukee I find it best to stick to the same few providers who give good service. The kind the keeps getting better because they are comfortable with you. But not too comfortable or they will be calling you for everything from bail to starting their car.

[QUOTE=Gtules2322;4630091]Anybody willing to share Jess's number? She used to have a spot in Tosa on state.[/QUOTE]She's offline. I saw her several months ago at her place after she shut down the Tosa location. Unfortunately she moved to Kenosha. We exchanged texts for a few weeks afterward, but she went silent about a month ago. I thinks she's out of the game.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;4629224]I'll leave this here instead of the escort section since it deals with Asians and assume that is why most of us are here. It's been a long time since I've visited one of these girls. I swore them off after some not so favorable visits. Well the ad for this one This time it was a decent looking Korean. I'm guessing late 30's. On a scale of 1 to K-Pop Star I give her a 6. Man made C's. 3 or 4 tattoos. A little meat on her bones but not fat. Curvy. Handed over the fee and she offered me a Corona. That's a first. I hope it's not the Coronavirus everyone is talking about. Joking of course. Took a few swigs and we got down to business. After the deed was done she grabbed a spray bottle from the nightstand and doused her undercarriage. Could be anti-bacterial spray. Could have been Windex. Either way she had a streak free shine when she was done. The whole thing was just an okay experience. If I had to do it over I would save some money and do the hhr option. I think I was there 40 minutes anyway. So once again I will swear off these places. At least until the next time I fall for one of their ads. When I think about it though it might be the better option over having an Asian in her 60's pull on my cock like she's trying to start a lawnmower that's out of gas.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/bbbj-asian-first-day-69-skinny-young-gfe-small__1579653772-37551691[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey Brew!

Thanks for the TOFTT report. I think this is the correct forum for that type of post. Unlike some of the other posts that have been showing up here.

You confirmed what I've always heard you never know what you're getting till you get there. All the photos in the advertisements mean nothing.

Hell, I heard of guys walking into AAMPs and turning right back around.

Pulling your cock like trying to start a lawn mower that's out of gas! Now that shit's funny I don't care who why'are!

I so badly want to try this place out as I'm crazy about Asians and would really like full service. The price seem a bit much and then report below makes me iffy more. Angel was nice to see and the price was right. Maybe I'll just text her again. Sometime I got to try this Asian hotel thing out though.

Met her at a nicer hotel in Tosa and had a really good time. Easy set-up and a nice hassle-free appointment. She's the girl in the photos, or at least close enough (she has dreads now). Really easy to talk to and can carry a convo. The advertised price included massage, BBBJ and hand. No idea if she allows more, but that's what she offered with no upcharge. I think if you liked Jess, you will like Angel.

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[QUOTE=Icculus82;4632095]Met her at a nicer hotel in Tosa and had a really good time. Easy set-up and a nice hassle-free appointment. She's the girl in the photos, or at least close enough (she has dreads now). Really easy to talk to and can carry a convo. The advertised price included massage, BBBJ and hand. No idea if she allows more, but that's what she offered with no upcharge. I think if you liked Jess, you will like Angel.

[URL]https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/155333[/URL][/QUOTE]I seen her, she's solid. She does offer FS, just bring a condom and be vocal about it. All I did was tell her I wanted to and she was down with it.

Do Yoshimi still make visits to Milwaukee? In the mood for some mature.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4635222]Do Yoshimi still make visits to Milwaukee? In the mood for some mature.[/QUOTE]I almost want to recommend Annie in West Allis, as she is reasonably therapeutic and operates from her out of the way residence in a quiet neighborhood. Thing is, I've seen her twice with no draping, but it always ended up being assisted SS. Still, I'm left with the feeling that if you invested in her, you'd gain her long term trust.

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