Escort Classified Ads - Member Discussions

[QUOTE=PuntangMan;2080934]Ten reasons to put ladies who don't produce back on the streets.

9. Ladies who charge you high end prices and promising you ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES then hit you with a list of no nos AFTER they have the envelope.

[/QUOTE]This happened to me in Chicago. I was a noob and not yet aware of review sites and not aware of the great prices in our area. Saw an ad for a playboy quality SP who stated GFE at 4$ hour. She showed up at my hotel in Chicago and while not the playboy girl in photo, she was still hot and I was too inexperienced and too nice to call foul. Not much on the menu except some LK and bewbie play. Kept saying NO when I mentioned what GFE was. It was self-finish.

Hello Gentlemen Melanie here (513) 226-1203. Are you sitting around bored, lonely, & all worked up? Need a rub down? Come to me, I'll get that kink out of your back & get you to forget about your problems. You'll leave with a smile and the day or night will become Special to you. Tell me what you want and I will make it happen if possible. You won't be bored or lonely when you leave me. I will make you HAPPY! I love to please!

I'm a Very Cute Burnette, Petite 4'11,110 lbs, 34 be cup, Spinner with a perfect butt. I'm Drama Free & Respectful & Wanting to please YOU. I'm available 24 hours if that's what you need.

SERIOUS CALLS ONLY! NO NONSENSE OR VULGERITY PLEASE!

Special Rate $80 h...$120 hr.

NO BLOCKED CALLS! IN-CALL ONLY.

[QUOTE=JesseJane;2080981]I'm a super hot women with a killer body I have a great hollywood smile I'm a 36 DD I'm nice not body art and don't smoke or do druges.

200.

In or out.

643-5690.[/QUOTE]Instead of where it belongs, in Escort Classified Ads, I feel free to join the discussion. My input would be that you have some pretty obvious deficiencies 1) for headlining your ad by saying you're in love with yourself rather than even pretending anyone loves seeing you 2) for not being able to figure out where to post 3) for thinking anyone here is going to give you $200 when it's well above the market rate.

[QUOTE=PuntangMan;2080934]

2. Women who apologise profusely about rushed or lackluster service then beg you to return and DO IT AGAIN!

.[/QUOTE]What they need to understand is that the first meeting was an audition to see if there will be a second meeting. If they know they did poorly, and wants there to be another meeting, they'll shouldn't let their customer walk out that door until they had performed better.

"Oh you didn't like my blowjob? Too much teeth? OK. Come here and I will do it again just the way you want me to.".

"You prefer if next time I push back during doggie? I can do that. Here. Let me show you.".

There is no customer who leaves unhappy and still be willing to try again, "next time". Make him happy before he leaves, THEN you can expect he will be back.

Add spelling and grammar issues to her list of deficiencies...

[QUOTE=Bucks97;2081225]Instead of where it belongs, in Escort Classified Ads, I feel free to join the discussion. My input would be that you have some pretty obvious deficiencies 1) for headlining your ad by saying you're in love with yourself rather than even pretending anyone loves seeing you 2) for not being able to figure out where to post 3) for thinking anyone here is going to give you $200 when it's well above the market rate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bucks97;2081225]Instead of where it belongs, in Escort Classified Ads, I feel free to join the discussion. My input would be that you have some pretty obvious deficiencies 1) for headlining your ad by saying you're in love with yourself rather than even pretending anyone loves seeing you 2) for not being able to figure out where to post 3) for thinking anyone here is going to give you $200 when it's well above the market rate.[/QUOTE]I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.

[QUOTE=Badboy3;2081315]I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Having to cancel due to the landscaping guys has to rank in the top ten.

[QUOTE=Rudiger;2081414]Agreed. Having to cancel due to the landscaping guys has to rank in the top ten.[/QUOTE]What was she thinking. Hope she will pm me and explain. Well we will see.

I'm confused? This is the third number for Jesse in the past 2 weeks. If I wanted to call I'm not sure which number to call?

[QUOTE=JesseJane;2080981]I'm a super hot women with a killer body I have a great hollywood smile I'm a 36 DD I'm nice not body art and don't smoke or do druges.

200.

In or out.

643-5690.[/QUOTE]

Thats too bad because you search her old number and you get some really hot sexy MILF pics. I might give it a try if I could ever get her on text or phone.

[QUOTE=Badboy3;2081315]I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Melanie28;2081219]Hello Gentlemen Melanie here (513) 226-1203. Are you sitting around bored, lonely, & all worked up? Need a rub down? Come to me, I'll get that kink out of your back & get you to forget about your problems. You'll leave with a smile and the day or night will become Special to you. Tell me what you want and I will make it happen if possible. You won't be bored or lonely when you leave me. I will make you HAPPY! I love to please!

I'm a Very Cute Burnette, Petite 4'11,110 lbs, 34 be cup, Spinner with a perfect butt. I'm Drama Free & Respectful & Wanting to please YOU. I'm available 24 hours if that's what you need.

SERIOUS CALLS ONLY! NO NONSENSE OR VULGERITY PLEASE!

Special Rate $80 h...$120 hr.

NO BLOCKED CALLS! IN-CALL ONLY.[/QUOTE]Your add is posted in the wrong area, nice try, if all the girls posted in all the areas there would be no reason or room for discussions, that's what thei area is titlled DISCUSSION NOT ESCORT ADDS nice try the competition will never know, but I'll bet admin deletes it.

[QUOTE=Badboy3;2081315]I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.[/QUOTE]This has to be a joke, right?

Wow now Jesse Jane has another new number, 557-xxxx. This has to be a joke right? The fourth new number in a week?

[QUOTE=IrlFan;2081577]This has to be a joke, right?[/QUOTE]It would have been great if she had said, "Well, I have this Bush that needs to be trimmed, really badly".