Massage Parlor Reports

Wow, this place is a ghostown since the goings on at the hospital. It being such a beautiful day, I decided to take these old bones out for a little servicing. First call, no longer taking calls, second call, got an appointment with technician at local R&T. When I got there. 0.5 and I was shown to the service area. Once she got me on the lift, all of the 20 point inspection began, and oil was added where necessary. After about 30 mins. She started to inspect the exhaust manifold, ball joints, and rack and pinion. When she was sufficiently satisfied with their fine tuning, she instructed me to expose under the hood. Which I gladly obliged. At this point she started pulling on the fuel line to make sure fuel was flowing, while I checked out her tail light selection. This of course led to the checking of the headlights. Soon after fuel began spurting out of the fuel line, and sprayed all over her and me. She proceeded to get some shop rags and clean up the mess. After she cleaned up. She proceeded to apply some Polish to the finish and when she was done, I tipped her generously.

I would recommend that you visit your local lube joint, and see what they have to offer. After all, they may have stepped up their game since your last oil change. Happy motoring.

GTR

LOL love it. This makes me think what a nice car I could be driving if I didn't have this hobby. But I don't really care about cars anyway, other things are more important. Have fun and be safe everyone.

RnR.

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[QUOTE=Propilot;1727910]If the general consensus here is to delete the post, then I will. Nothing that has not been mentioned on the board before. I know that we all are on edge here,but LE has known about ML and these other spas for a long time. If LE is on a mission to close all of the spas, there is nothing that we can do. DC went through the same closing four years ago. It may be our turn. If you read through some of my posts, I stated sometime ago that LE is slowly and systematically closing all of the spas. It seems that that LE is trying to close down all of the streetwalking strips also. I believe that there is a city wide push underway. Just like the sequester, things will change, and not for the better.[/QUOTE]LE doesn't know anything unless they read it in a post on this site! Everyone knows that! I think that some monger on this site caused LE in Washington, DC to shut down the stroll, because there was no way that the police knew that all of those cars in the middle of downtown were stopping for SWs: I'm sure that the police thought that the half naked women (sometimes 1/4 naked) walking down the street and leaning in cars were just club goers / lost tourists asking kind motorists for directions. Moreover, when LE sees the same ads that we see that advertise "table shower","all asian staff", and are open late at night and have everything (including the reception area) behind a secured buzzer / entrance, they just think that it is an establishment that caters to night owl security freaks with a predilection for east asian women that speak broken English and give sponge baths. Yeah.

Checked out a new (to me) place today. Nothing to write home about but the massage was decent and I didn't get shorted on time. Probably won't repeat.

Went up Belair Road today. I was hoping to see a certain masseuse, but she was busy. Rodolfo's girl was there-older and thinner than I generally prefer. BUT-It was very, very nice. Looking forward to returning. Senior members whom I know can ask for details.

Went to Pinetree last week around 6pm. Was met by an attractive women around her early 30's. I requested a 45 min session = 1 Franklin including tip.

Sauna ok. Massage was great. Ending was excellent didn't do BBJ but HJ was exceptional. Her name was Minniemouse.

Is it safe to say the MP's no longer do BJ. I've been to only one which was Pinetree great HJ but no BJ.

[QUOTE=BlackkTut;1734894]Is it safe to say the MP's no longer do BJ. I've been to only one which was Pinetree great HJ but no BJ.[/QUOTE]But it is true. Another poster, several years ago, said those guys who have providers giving them BBBJs rarely tell. They keep them to themselves.

And don't ask me.

[QUOTE=BlackkTut;1734894]Is it safe to say the MP's no longer do BJ. I've been to only one which was Pinetree great HJ but no BJ.[/QUOTE]I got one both at Natural and Miami if you RTFF, but payed more with the house fee than I would have from a non pro, via CL or BP.

Can someone PM me if they know of a Esthetician or Cosmetologist who would do the extra. Saw a video on this on a porn tube and have been somewhat obssesed with getting one to do this for me.

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I know that this is the Baltimore thread, but I want to warn the guys that are planning a trip to the Philadelphia AMPs from where I have just returned. Le raided and closed an AMP by the name of Pink a few days ago. It was raided around 11:00 pm. As far as I can ascertain, people in the community complained to the police about the AMP. Seems eerily similar to what happened to JHH. The cops know that the AMPs are in the neighborhood, but usually will not bother / raid / close them unless someone complains. Seems that there is a nation-wide push to remove AMPs afoot. For more information check the Philadelphia AMP section.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Mbwrink;1735032]I got one both at Natural and Miami if you RTFF, but payed more with the house fee than I would have from a non pro, via CL or BP.[/QUOTE]Depends on where you go. Oriental spa does more on repeat visits.

[QUOTE=ReadyForFun73;1735406]Depends on where you go. Oriental spa does more on repeat visits.[/QUOTE]This is true at many, many places. Being a known, regular, good tipping customer can have many benefits.

I found this new place off of Dorsey Road. It is near Finici Pizza. Has no name on the outside. A lot of closed offices there too. This place looks closed as well. I have been their 3 times. Standard 60 for the room and rub. But 80-100 more will get you FS. No showers or bath. Only 2 girls working there and one is old and horrible in my book, the other is really good, nice body. 29-33 and eager to please, treat her right. I have her number PM me if you need it.

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1735183]I know that this is the Baltimore thread, but I want to warn the guys that are planning a trip to the Philadelphia AMPs from where I have just returned. Le raided and closed an AMP by the name of Pink a few days ago. It was raided around 11:00 pm. As far as I can ascertain, people in the community complained to the police about the AMP. Seems eerily similar to what happened to JHH. The cops know that the AMPs are in the neighborhood, but usually will not bother / raid / close them unless someone complains. Seems that there is a nation-wide push to remove AMPs afoot. For more information check the Philadelphia AMP section.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]While it may seem eerily similar that they both closed recently, the differences between JHH and Pink are night and day. I put Pink near the top of the top of the K-AMP scale, only below the truly great ones (I liked Fun City while near Spring Garden in Philadelphia and the old Neverland next to the Verizon Center in DC). My personal experiance at JHH did not produce the playful young hotties, the table shower, the body slide, or the near GFE experience, most of which happened every visit at Pink.

Monger reports on JHH were extensive and, perhaps, were out of hand. Monger reports on Pink were much more limited. Propilot is right, closures are due to neighborhood complaints or major government sweeps. I don't think posting of our "dreams" does much except make us feel like we got a special piece of ass from a hot Asian girl who wouldn't give us a second look at the mall. Still, I'll stay nearly silent when it comes to my frequent AMP visits. Right now I have 3 favorites where service far exceeds JHH, but I'll remain siilent except for PMs from people who I trust based on prior direct contact.

RIP JHH
RIP Pink