Massage Parlor Reports

Go with F. Blaster recomendation and don't visit this places!

Quick note: I think F. Blaster went to two different places.

Beijing does have a lot of camras but none in the rooms.

I did not see any monitor in the room I was in.

She has always given me massage and never short me on the change.

Funny she seems not to know her own name! Was Jennifer and now Jen.

She has always say there are three or four girls working but I have yet to see anyone except some times the guy that massage my wife.

That being said I went back after being away for a bit and it suck!

She is now rail thin and instead of a 20s tone body she does look more like a grama, with skin on bones thin. Hair was like steel wool and she has always wore a lot of make-up.

Long store short, she did not give me the girl friend treatment and just wanted to do FS. Not my thing. Seems like most shops you can get off one way or anouther. Also some guy, (south of the boarder) bad english walk in asking "you massage dick? " first thing out of his mouth! No BS, him and her got into a pissing match and at the end it sound like she was going to lay out for him on the front desk.

To say the least I got dress and left. Or more like ran out of there!

I would pass this places up. She is becoming a mean old B-itch! IMHP

[QUOTE=F Blaster]Cpl Flirt referenced it, and others have pm'ed me about it, so here it is, my most recent AMP experience. It's going to be the last one for awhile.

Cpl Flirt asked me to try out Beijing. I hate north side AMPs, but I told him I'd give it a try. The place is on Irving just east of Pulaski. I called first to make sure they were open, which they were. I asked how much for an hour, and the girl said $60.

That's where I made the biggest of several mistakes. I only had 20s on me, and I didn't stop off somewhere to get a snack or something to break one. The parking was metered, and I didn't want to pay for parking if no one was available when I went in. I parked in front and walked in. After a minute or so, someone finally came out. I asked how much for the massage and she said $70 with TS. I should have known better, but I wasn't pleased. More angry with myself than anything.

I didn't find the girl attractive at all. She was rail thin with stringy hair and pasty makeup. I told her I'd be back after I fed the meter. I had intentions of doing just that, but then I came to the realization that I probably wasn't going to enjoy it and shouldn't do it just for Cpl's sake, so I left.

On the way to Beijing, I had spotted a storefront with a neon "Massage" sign. At first, I wondered if that was Beijing. I saw it again on my way back home and decided to stop in.

Kathy greeted me. Cute, kind of looked like a (young) Joyce DeWitt from Three's Company (yeah, I'm kind of old). She said it was $70 with TS, just like Beijing. I should have walked out, since that's more than I care to pay at the start. Another mistake.

Gave her $80. She said she didn't have change (surprise, surprise!). I let it slide, thinking I'd just apply it to the tip. Yet another mistake.

There were cameras EVERYWHERE. They were clearly visible, and the monitor was right next to the counter.

She led me to the room to get undressed. There was another monitor (so she could see who's at the front door while she was in the room with me, as she appeared to be the only one on premises). I scoured the room for cameras or possible hiding places. I didn't find anything, although there was one oddly placed vent on the ceiling. I didn't see a camera in there, but who knows?

Kathy took me to the TS. I didn't look for cameras in there. Again, a mistake. Standard TS, with proper attention paid to the right area. She suggested we skip the massage and proceed straight to the HE in the TS. Fine by me. She wanted $60. I countered with $40. She got a bit of an attitude, which I didn't care for. Then I remembered she still owed me my change from before. Since I knew I wasn't getting that ten back, I agreed to $50. Since I knew I probably wasn't going to get much of a massage (if any), I made her WORK for that tip. Sure enough, when she was finished, she was too "tired" to massage me. No, it wasn't FS and no, I didn't get my money's worth, but I made her earn her money.

So, I wound up paying 1. 2 for some fun in the TS and no massage. I had no one to blame but myself. So many fundemental mistakes. Suffice it to say, I won't return. Was I on camera? I don't think so, but it's not impossible. I actually wouldn't mind a copy of what happened in the TS if it exists. Do not interpret that as saying I want to be filmed in a MP.

Another north side AMP and another ripoff. I'll say it again; if every AMP north of Irving suddenly vanished, I wouldn't shed one tear.[/QUOTE]

I dreamed that I was headed to a restaurant where you could get anything you want, when I decided to stop up the street to check out a place with many mentions around here.

What an odd place. I thought the beauty parlor aspect was odd, but hey, I can roll with it. I really wasn't expecting the waiting area on the second floor though. I suppose it could be worse, at least it's comfy.

I had to wait a while, seems they were busy. Then finally I was put in a room and waited some more. Finally, in walked Jobee. Cute, nothing special, but overall not bad compared to some of the girls I've seen in other places. She gave a decent massage and HR on the flip. She wanted $60 which is too much for HR in my book. My standard is $40. She wasn't overly enthusiastic about it, but did the trick.

Then she gave me a killer foot massage, and earned the extra $20, so she got her $60 in the end.

I'd definitely be back. Not sure if I'd ask for her specifically, though.

[QUOTE=Cdthue]Foster and Cali is a hospital on three corners and a Cafe on the other. you talking about Rockwell and Foster? Thats an Apt gig. I've got as far as the first phone call, but they have not answered the second for the exact address twice. Just gave up.

CDT[/QUOTE]I have been to the incall at Foster/Rockwell, typical asian apt, girl was a 5, nothing else to write about, damage was $1.60.

The place I am trying is on foster/cali, the only thing I think possible is a hole in the wall beauty salon that is on that corner. Otherwise it may be a latina apt.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1838543826.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Mr Mister]Copper and Harvest are my "go to" places. I've never been turned down at either place. I like to go before 2:00 for the special.[/QUOTE]Thanks.

I'll try again.

I Looked at BP / under massage today.
There is a add that stated:
Pretty Asian/European Massage
1919 Midwest Rd, Oak Brook
I wonder where them picture's came from?

[QUOTE=Gopher88]I Looked at BP / under massage today.
There is a add that stated:
Pretty Asian/European Massage
1919 Midwest Rd, Oak Brook
I wonder where them picture's came from?[/QUOTE]I think this is a suburban location for Bella.

Never been but it is on their website.

I don't get this guy. I have no idea what his agenda is.

From his text, he didn't read and/or understand my report, yet he went ahead and EDITED it in several places!

From his PM's to me, I was given the impression that he was a current, regular customer at Beijing. This last report infers that he hadn't been there in a while!

I'm seeing a lot of red flags regarding this guy. I certainly won't share any info with him and I'm going to ignore his PM's.

Maybe he DOES have Alzheimer's?!

I had a very similar dream except Vivian was in mine. It was late and a .5 tip was sufficient to not get a complaint. Massage was a 6 out of 10, attitude a 7, but the HR was maybe a 4 or 5.

Saw Jobee and a couple of the other girls on the way out. Not sure who I would ask for on a retun but would probably skip Vivian.


[QUOTE=Raincoater]I dreamed that I was headed to a restaurant where you could get anything you want, when I decided to stop up the street to check out a place with many mentions around here.

What an odd place. I thought the beauty parlor aspect was odd, but hey, I can roll with it. I really wasn't expecting the waiting area on the second floor though. I suppose it could be worse, at least it's comfy.

I had to wait a while, seems they were busy. Then finally I was put in a room and waited some more. Finally, in walked Jobee. Cute, nothing special, but overall not bad compared to some of the girls I've seen in other places. She gave a decent massage and HR on the flip. She wanted $60 which is too much for HR in my book. My standard is $40. She wasn't overly enthusiastic about it, but did the trick.

Then she gave me a killer foot massage, and earned the extra $20, so she got her $60 in the end.

I'd definitely be back. Not sure if I'd ask for her specifically, though.[/QUOTE]

Wow, kind of want to keep this to myself, but have to share. Dreamed I went to Bella yesterday and met Marina, a Russian girl. Absolute knockout. I caught myself repeating "wow" several times under my breath. Massage was pretty good. No back walking, but pretty strong hands. And I was in need of a decent massage too. She was leary. We played drop the towel a couple of times. She kept putting it back. After the flip, things improved. She started massaging my chest. Now, mind you, she was pretty proper, said "Sorry, I can't" when I asked if she could get more comfortable. Roaming was allowed with restraint. Mild pleading for HR. I like to work for it tho $60 at the door and I way overtipped. 9. But I walked out thinking. "wow". I knew I had to review this one. Honestly, she was maybe a bit detached from the whole HR, but she is so f*cking hot, that was ok with me. Wow.

[QUOTE=Blue Screen]Visited Copper Spa at 1052 N. Milwaukee Ave on Saturday. Couldn't find any reviews here but the CL advertised table shower and late hours made me think extras were available.

I was met at the front desk by a petite, young (guessing 20's) and attractive AMP named "Lee'". She was wearing a low cut top, black tights and an ass that hadn't been ravaged by childbirth yet (for once). First time special was 50/hr and 10 for table shower.

Unfortunately the shower was very hands off the lower extremities and attempts at guiding her were unsuccessful. Massage was equally frustrating. Although I was barely covered with some accidental brushing of her chest, my attempts at roaming were quickly brushed off. A direct request for extras seemed to scare her.

Won't repeat, unless someone else had success?[/QUOTE]I tried again with better results. This time had Jessica (equally young and cute, with glasses and longer hair). Table shower and massage were very thorough and included lots of accidental (and not so accidental) brushing and rubbing of the lower abdomen. Roaming was still discouraged and self service was required, but she massaged the 'boys' while I worked at it. I may request Jessica again and see if I get more as a repeat customer.

PS. The massage was actually quite good, similar to the Lomi Lomi technique.

Well ad least I went to the AMP to check out the facts before saying your post was BS.

On anouther note: I felt bad posting negitive comments about Beijing. On the way to work saw a sign that the places was close yesterday. That would be a first. Maybe she is not feeling well.

So all because she is legit and not looking so good on the last two visits did not give me the right to blast the shop.

Sorry,

Cheers

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I don't get this guy. I have no idea what his agenda is.

From his text, he didn't read and/or understand my report, yet he went ahead and EDITED it in several places!

From his PM's to me, I was given the impression that he was a current, regular customer at Beijing. This last report infers that he hadn't been there in a while!

I'm seeing a lot of red flags regarding this guy. I certainly won't share any info with him and I'm going to ignore his PM's.

Maybe he DOES have Alzheimer's?![/QUOTE]

Long time mongerer. First time reporter.

I recently visited the spa at 2050 W. Belmont. My massuese was Mei. I asked for the CL special for the $60 massage with table shower. They acted like they didn't know about any specials then I showed them the ad on my phone. They relented.

Got an ok table shower but Mei kept on covering me up. Same thing during the massage. The massage was ok but no extras. Saw a pretty young girl with glasses named Yuna. Will try her next to see if anything happens.

Has anyone had any luck with the Latina girls on Harlem? I have tried setting up appts but they are too afraid to call me back. I tell them I am a fireman but they think I am LE. Told them I would show ID.

I saw an ad awhile back for .3 for 40 min and .5 for an hour massage so I had to try. I went for 40 min. Got to 3080 n milwaukee and didnt even ask her name but she was definately in late 40s early 50s. Body wasnt bad, not fat at all but face ehhhh. So I asked at the end and she said never although it did seem promising throughout with the brushing a few times and not much draping. Oh well only wasted .3

Why do so many of you repeat at a spa that gave you no extras, thinking that the second time it will get better?

Some places just don't give HJs. If you want one, don't go back to those places, go to the ones that you know you will get one.

I read some reports from people here who still after two sessions haven't been given anything other than permission to service yourself, and yet they still think they will get "more" if they keep going back. What a hilarious way to waste your money.

[QUOTE=Cpl Flirt]Well ad least I went to the AMP to check out the facts before saying your post was BS.[/QUOTE]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I did NOT go to Beijing. I walked in, saw the girl and wasn't interested, and left. End of story as far as Beijing is concerned.

I drove past the place I ended up at earlier today. They looked like they are closed, as well.