The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Admin2;2831381]I have to say the same, you are one dumb ass dude.

Have you still not figured out how to bring a quote in from another thread like this?

No, it's not an admin function, anybody can do it.[/QUOTE]Well now it obvious that just not anybody can do it, especially if Chriss can't do it. After all, Chriss is a self-professed GENIUS!

Lmfao!

I mean, come on. We talking about Chriss who had to cross the street because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!

Lmfao!

Hey Chriss, we demand to no how that 6-way is going you having with you wimpy chicken-hand!

Lmfao!

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2831500]Actually Pham is wicked funny you are just too dumb to understand the joke.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2831497]A2 cut him some slack, after all you can't fix stupid.[/QUOTE]Welcome back to the RAT TRAP. I thought I Iost you pussy. You refused to engage on the Masshole thread, so therefore once again I kicked your ass! Now you want my attention her in the RAT TRAP? LOL!

Watch any GAY porn lately?

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Prophotog;2831577]Careful there, Jazak. You might be labeled a pimp for posting a positive review of a girl that won't see drug dealing, AIDS having, heroin slinging, V6 faggot ass mustang driving, multiple username having, non quality provider banging, faggot. Wait, well, will you look at that. So it IS possible to properly quote, not just one post, but TWO posts from other parts of the forum. A2, what is this sorcery that's going on here?[/QUOTE]C5 has never called Rufus a pimp! So why is this Chrissy?

Those pics Jazak posted are solid! I can only imagine how many PM's he received on Holly.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2831500]Actually Pham is wicked funny you are just too dumb to understand the joke.[/QUOTE]It's almost too easy.

I kinda feel sorry for the dude in a bizarre way.

[QUOTE=Prophotog;2831577]Careful there, Jazak. You might be labeled a pimp for posting a positive review of a girl that won't see drug dealing, AIDS having, heroin slinging, V6 faggot ass mustang driving, multiple username having, non quality provider banging, faggot. Wait, well, will you look at that. So it IS possible to properly quote, not just one post, but TWO posts from other parts of the forum. A2, what is this sorcery that's going on here?[/QUOTE]Two FAKE want to be pimps! Holly is ugly as fuck with a nose the size of the grand canyon! LOL! Photohog is a pimp who pimps her out as a FAKE utr. Do you retarded fucks even know the meaning of utr? Prophotg gets free services from her for his pimping. He is a real interest tough guy who is mad at me because I unloaded my cum down his sister's throat. Your sister is a nasty little stank! Jazak is completely useless on this board. Now Jazak as well is pimping holly out here. You two clowns deserve each other! Jazak pays the beautiful Dallas ridiculous coins for her time with his nasty ass. Jazak is in love with Dallas. How fucking sweet. Hey Jazak, Dallas DON'T love you back pussy! This board continues to be the worst in Orlando. Smh.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2831908]C5 has never called Rufus a pimp! So why is this Chrissy?

Those pics Jazak posted are solid! I can only imagine how many PM's he received on Holly.[/QUOTE]PG did you see the pic of holly with her nose being as large as the grand canyon? Lmao! You clowns need to get out more. So PG are you going to FINALLY give me your wife's cell phone number? Don't be a weak pussy all your life. He PG why don't you ever hit Paradise Trail? Oh I forgot, you're to classy for the trail.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2831910]It's almost too easy.

I kinda feel sorry for the dude in a bizarre way.[/QUOTE]Tell your WIFE I said I will even throw in a dime bag of weed for her servicing my dick. LOL! Are you taking notes for me dude? Make yourself useful PG.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2831908]C5 has never called Rufus a pimp! So why is this Chrissy?

Those pics Jazak posted are solid! I can only imagine how many PM's he received on Holly.[/QUOTE]Rufus is one of the coolest dudes I have communicated with on this site. Rufus and I have shared information in the past that has ALWAYS remained confidential. Rufus has ALWAYS been a man of his word with me. Rufus has posted some of the best photos of Dallas I have ever seen. Dallas is by far the most breathtaking escort in Orlando! Hell Maybe even the entire state of Florida! Thanks to Rufus, the rest of the board that has not dreamed with Dallas YET, still has great photos to view of her. Rufus does this Orlando Board a tremendous service by sharing the beautiful Dallas with us.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2831717]We talking about Chriss who had to cross the street because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!

[/QUOTE]The rest of the shit you wrote? Not so much. But THIS one made me laugh.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2831914]PG did you see the pic of holly with her nose being as large as the grand canyon? Lmao! You clowns need to get out more. So PG are you going to FINALLY give me your wife's cell phone number? Don't be a weak pussy all your life. He PG why don't you ever hit Paradise Trail? Oh I forgot, you're to classy for the trail.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Her nose? Hold on give me a minute, I have been staring at these pics for an hour str8 and I am yet to look at her face. I'll report back.

WTF? Who the hell is staring at her nose? You big dummy.

Do you have a proboscis fetish? Hey champ, Quit being so 'Nosey'.

P 2 da G.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2832091]Her nose? Hold on give me a minute, I have been staring at these pics for an hour str8 and I am yet to look at her face. I'll report back.

WTF? Who the hell is staring at her nose? You big dummy.

Do you have a proboscis fetish? Hey champ, Quit being so 'Nosey'.

P 2 da G.[/QUOTE]Yeah, more of what PG say.

That body in the pictures just KILLS anything Chriss have on the Trail.

Chriss don't like women with big noses because they snort to much of his coke.

Hey Chriss, you aint going to fuck her nose now are you, but if its big enough just maybe she could use it to give you one of those nice BJs you say you like.

Oh, that's what it is! In Chriss feeble mind the idea of a woman with a big nose make him think she really probably a guy, in which case he want to keep her all to hisself.

Lmfao!

What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2831914]PG did you see the pic of holly with her nose being as large as the grand canyon? Lmao! You clowns need to get out more. So PG are you going to FINALLY give me your wife's cell phone number? Don't be a weak pussy all your life. He PG why don't you ever hit Paradise Trail? Oh I forgot, you're to classy for the trail.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I'm not opposed to it son. As soon as they pop open a fine wine shop I'm there!

I'm not in college so OBT Nighttrain, Thunderbird, Cisco, Mad Dog 20/20; Arbor Mist and Boone's farm Strawberry Hill are not in my rotation anymore.

Keep an eye out for me buddy, and if your inbetween breaking some poor innocent girls teeth, could you do me a solid, pop in and ask if they have any:

1983 Olga Raffault Chinon Les Picasses from Loire valley. I'm looking for a couple library releases.

If you find one, let me know brother.

You could even join me for a blind tasting. A blind tasting is when you have to guess the vintage, grape / grapes, origin and if it's new world or old world wine. You will love it and dude I will even give you a hint, Noooope White Zin will not be one of them, so looky here your already ahead of the game!

Come hang with the snobs, Pinkies Out b.itch! !


PG.

[QUOTE=Chris5]
Amber has the finest ass on Paradise Trail. Reports to follow soon.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that Chriss like asses, both girls AND boys!

No, Chriss not gay {much} but his dick is ambidextrous, he can fuck girls AND boys with it. He what they call a true switch-hitter. LMFAO!

Watch out Chriss.

I no you butt so big that you boys dicks just glide right in and out of you, but contrary to what you think that aint a banana your boys been stuffin up you ass!

But then who don't like them some banana cream pie?

LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2831717]Well now it obvious that just not anybody can do it, especially if Chriss can't do it. After all, Chriss is a self-professed GENIUS!

Lmfao!

I mean, come on. We talking about Chriss who had to cross the street because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!

Lmfao!

Hey Chriss, we demand to no how that 6-way is going you having with you wimpy chicken-hand!

Lmfao![/QUOTE]E.

ASSHOLE that's a picture of a turkey, you fuckin Chicken-Shit moron ROTFF.

TrailHunter.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2831925]Tell your WIFE I said I will even throw in a dime bag of weed for her servicing my dick. LOL! Are you taking notes for me dude? Make yourself useful PG.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Why you S.O.B, how dare you? How could you treat us like that? How could you say such lewd comments to us?

I mean really Christopher, your going to do us like that and offer us the cheap ditch weed?

WTF? We're not good enough for the H? Why you stingy bastard!

Well I guess the weed could work, plus it could help with her premature Glaucoma.

Wait, but then she would be able to get a clear look at your face. That could be a deal killer.

Hmmmmm, have to think about this. I did see your pics Swag posted on BP, clearly not your best side.

Well, Ummmm, I guess we could just dim the lights, dim them low, I mean like really low.

Do you possibly have George Clooney mask? Can you possibly take a bus over to party city?

Yes, this could work, hang tight champ and stay close to your flip phone.

P biitch slapn G.