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[QUOTE=CamoDerek;2133862]I'm hearing great things, what's her stats and rate? Send her number my way if you don't mind.[/QUOTE]She blond, pretty face on a sw scale, 5'8" about 120 lbs, nice ass, maybe Bcup tithes, little saggie but nice, ass a nice and snug kitty.
[QUOTE=DrPotato;2133638]I'm sorry, she said she can ONLY do Greek? Where can I find this woman, she can't be real! Words most guys would kill to hear.[/QUOTE]Probably had a hold of her. Still you got to marvel at how some of our finer puzzy willows will improvise to get their pharmaceutical needs paid for. I'd rate her as a true git 'er done girl!
Compare that to the snot-faced croans that complain they have a sore jaw or neck after 20 seconds of uninspiring BJ. They should just legalize the profession so we can have real standards and accountability for these marginal workers.
[QUOTE=Clk50;2132922]Down off of 4th street. She's got sticky fingers and will get her hands in your middle console and take your stuff. Also poor performance, stops all the time to ask if you are done during BBBJ. Hmmmm, did you catch a load yet? Then keep going! Smells like a Seattle fish market.[/QUOTE]Stuck up strumpet is on my do not scoop list. After she lost her job at Moscetti's Pizzaria she's really gone down hill fast. LOL. And she smells like Crabby Bill's dumpster on a hot Friday night! I feel sorry for her bf. He's got to be the most frustrated cuckold on the face of the earth. Besides her being totally unmotivated, she's also wanting a kings ransom for her worthless services. Before I'd pick her tired azz up again I'd jump on my neighbor's dog and corn-hole her. It's a dog day afternoon and I'm just trying to keep up with the johnsons.
[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2134263]She just dropped a baby, so she might be a little sore in the coochie. You can see pics if you go into the streetwalker photos and scroll down to the two pics labeled "snow". Best part of Greek with her would be you don't have to look at her face.[/QUOTE]You make it sound as if she's a heifer dropping a baby calf. LOL! From what I've read about her I'd probably do a heifer before I'd put my cobra in her love cave. If I tried Greek she might rear up and roll over on me? Wonder if a large animal veterinarian was there for the birth?
Shit; I also forgot to mention the slender dark-haired 20 something SW I've been seeing on 9th Ave and at just east of MLK. Missed her twice and she looked so good that my cobra was throbbing like a marimba in a Guatemalan strumpet shack. She hangs in the same areas as Lexi the serpent whisperer.
Pam the deep throated has been stricken by the monger gods. It was only a matter of time before this has been cheerleader and present day pachyderm would face the karma she so richly deserved. Perhaps she will now reunite with her angry ex-bf Mike and they'll both ride off into the sunset? More likely she'll return with a vengeance snarling and hissing at mongers who dare to scoop her nasty fat azz. She is at or near the top of my 'dumbest strumpet list' for about 5+ years now. Then again; we don't hire them for their mental acuity. She's gone so far downhill that even LL Beanster wouldn't scoop her. Just trying to keep up with the johnsons.
Met up with Jennifer. 5' spinner brown soft hair. 4th st late night near el patio. After I got a bit tipsy, she split my room and took the blanket in this heat and the maids tip. PR"s rule number one. NEVER let them know where you live. I prefer a room for just this reason. She has no class, as so with most of them. She doesn't know how well I would have treated her had she stayed. Service was great. SW scale a 9 in my book. Don't turn your back. Will NEVER repeat. Nothing of value is safe with her around.
I spent 2 hr last night working loop Haines 4th etc and nothing but less than stellar WSW and 1 BSW then in the distance I can see a tight dress on a tight little brunette, I come in hot to confirm and she's 5'3" ish maybe 125 lb early 20's smoking body skin tight dress at 5th /34th and behind circle k I do a quick you-turn cause I had to do the obligatory coast by to confirm and before I could get back she ducked down dide road and gone! It was like I saw a unicorn and failed to laso it. I meander around hoping to find her again but nothing. I see a small blonde that almost looked like hope skinny blonde but kept rolling. I call it quits for the night cause I have to be up early anyways. This AM I pickup where I left off and streets are dead. I head down 9th twords 4th st and somewhere around 16th I see a cute brunette in jeans and a T decent boobs shorter maybe 5' mid 20's and I decide to pull trigger I hit next road to come around and I see a blonde in a little sun dress with tattoos and since that my jam I quickly snatch her up before I miss out. She gets in and she's cute makeup is good I ask her name and she says Lexi and I thought JACKPOT! I have been looking for her and couldn't wait to get inside her we agree on rate and hit a side road. BBBJ was amazing and soft and taylored just to the way I like it. I get 5 min in and decide I want FS for sure do ask about rubber she doesn't have one so I wicked bummed but the BBBJ is so good I don't fret too much. I explode inside her and immediately get her number and tell her I'll be seeing her shortly as I want to make her a regular for sure. Perfect way to start my Friday.
[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2134924]Met up with Jennifer. 5' spinner brown soft hair. 4th st late night near el patio. After I got a bit tipsy, she split my room and took the blanket in this heat and the maids tip. PR"s rule number one. NEVER let them know where you live. I prefer a room for just this reason. She has no class, as so with most of them. She doesn't know how well I would have treated her had she stayed. Service was great. SW scale a 9 in my book. Don't turn your back. Will NEVER repeat. Nothing of value is safe with her around.[/QUOTE]She split the room? Like the cost? You lose the security deposit?
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2134721]Stuck up strumpet is on my do not scoop list. After she lost her job at Moscetti's Pizzaria she's really gone down hill fast. LOL. And she smells like Crabby Bill's dumpster on a hot Friday night! I feel sorry for her bf. He's got to be the most frustrated cuckold on the face of the earth. Besides her being totally unmotivated, she's also wanting a kings ransom for her worthless services. Before I'd pick her tired azz up again I'd jump on my neighbor's dog and corn-hole her. It's a dog day afternoon and I'm just trying to keep up with the johnsons.[/QUOTE]That little miss tuna twat is also on BP posting as Amanda. Guess she doesn't have spell check because she spells obedient about as well as a 4 year old? Feel sorry for those who over pay for her rancid taco meat. Pretty much everything she says in her ad is a lie or extreme exaggeration. Let the monger beware.
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Was seen today on both 7th and 9th Ave as well as some nearby side streets. She's been such a good and faithful serpent slurper that I'm going to nominate her for the python whisperer award. Her phone is messed up so you may or may not be able to get a hold of her. Late this afternoon I dropped her tasty azz off at Williams Park where she'll hunt for needy pythons ad mind altering substances. She looked great in her short dress and I'm certain she'll have new friends real soon. She has elevated snake worship to a new exalted level. Earlier today while driving on 9th Ave and near 14th Street I saw a really hottt Latin looking street treat. Would have scooped her delicious azz, but had Lexi with me and she was giving me head during the ride. LOL! Now that would have been a awesome threesome. Should have said something to Lexi because she's a freak anyways. Also saw dopey Suzy Q on 7th Ave at 7th Street. She was feeling no pain and didn't loo too bad, but I had Lexi.
Here in the St Anthony's area. Seems like all of the local pharmacists are keeping a steady stream of poontang pricessses walking on 9th Ave and some of the side streets. Sweet Lexi just seems to get better and better each and every time she milks my pocket snake. She was so good this afternoon that I gave her a second protein python blast this evening as well. There were a few others prowling on 9th, 7th and 5th aves at various times, but I gave all my viscous man juice to Lexi the python whisperer. She knows how to tame even the wildest of trouser serpents. Lexi has a new # but she told me it's only for nice guys with a few posts and nobody driving a red pick up named after a western state.
I recently allowed Julie with the last name that rhymes with PRETZEL the opportunity to savor the juices of my swinging serpent. She's 40+ but actually looks pretty good and can drain a snake with the best of them. Almost as good as Lexi, but not quite. She rarely walks and is on BP under her real first name. If you see her walking she's either going to buy rock or to the store, but don't be shy. She needs her cobra juice and our money so she can get her pills and lots of rock. She'll negotiate and give you a deal. She stays on 6th Street just north of 9th Ave, but may soon get evicted. Seems every time she gets her rent money she buys rock instead of paying her landlord. If she gets tossed out I might just move in there myself because her place is a perfect strumpet sampling zone. I'm just trying to keep up with the johnsons because uncle fester knows bester.
Took a few weeks ago.
Have her digits.
Xx.
I met a red dungeon dude named Colorado who was telling me he could hook me up at his house with some sweet meat street girls. So I went with it and he had me follow him to his campsite and he actually had street walkers galore passed out from drugs and drinking. He said he lets them all pass out at his place but of course they have to pay him with ass and head to stay and party. Anyway as I was garage selling looking at what he literally had laying around for street walkers he had a WSW walk up and he told her he was broke.
So I stepped up to the plate and said I wasn't broke and I think he got a the little truck guy all mad. So I took Missy away and let her suck the vintage snake for 20 skittles and she was a happy girl. She then proceeded to tell me the Mr Colorado is a cheap skate and never has any cash. I gave her my number and she said she will call. What a way to start the day!
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2135806]Here in the St Anthony's area. Seems like all of the local pharmacists are keeping a steady stream of poontang pricessses walking on 9th Ave and some of the side streets. Sweet Lexi just seems to get better and better each and every time she milks my pocket snake. She was so good this afternoon that I gave her a second protein python blast this evening as well. There were a few others prowling on 9th, 7th and 5th aves at various times, but I gave all my viscous man juice to Lexi the python whisperer. She knows how to tame even the wildest of trouser serpents. Lexi has a new # but she told me it's only for nice guys with a few posts and nobody driving a red pick up named after a western state.
I recently allowed Julie with the last name that rhymes with PRETZEL the opportunity to savor the juices of my swinging serpent. She's 40+ but actually looks pretty good and can drain a snake with the best of them. Almost as good as Lexi, but not quite. She rarely walks and is on BP under her real first name. If you see her walking she's either going to buy rock or to the store, but don't be shy. She needs her cobra juice and our money so she can get her pills and lots of rock. She'll negotiate and give you a deal. She stays on 6th Street just north of 9th Ave, but may soon get evicted. Seems every time she gets her rent money she buys rock instead of paying her landlord. If she gets tossed out I might just move in there myself because her place is a perfect strumpet sampling zone. I'm just trying to keep up with the johnsons because uncle fester knows bester.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2133325]Jessica big boobs (JBB) is back in the real world as of this afternoon. She's a statuesque 5' 10", 120 lbs, green-eyed, curley-haired, love-lipped dumb as a rock strumpet. Don't know if she'll do the Hess circuit or head back to 4th Street and 9th Ave, but she'll be looking for coin. She looks doofy as all hell, but is a lot of fun.[/QUOTE]Sighting of this exotic beast at the new plaza area. Just an hour ago she was strutting her smoking hott azzz from the Chevron store to the new plaza. She's hanging with a few dbs now, but can be had by the local mongers. No digits, but she's a creature of habit and loves to milk our pocket cobras. Despite her smoking bod she's a 20 big gulp gurl. Looks better than most BP workers by far. Just trying to keep up with grandmaster bean frankly speaking.
Guess I'll jump on the Lexi bandwagon OMG what a doll. Thank you Pete Rammer.