Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PeterPiper52;1218331]If you're thinking about hobbying in Lakeland, then you have bigger balls than I do. Anywhere in Polk County is a mistake as long as TV Time Judd is Sheriff.[/QUOTE]For a toe nail trim and leg massage very expensive IMO.

I bet the old doc in the bottom photo is the only one getting his bone massaged. Lucky bastard, she's probably been around the block a time or two but not anymore.

QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1218387]Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthServices/massagetherapy-by-tricia-lmt/3642286[/url]

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[QUOTE=Old Belly99;1218595]Went there sat and same thing happened, not sure she works upfront or give massages, she looked really old so I had to walk away, her boobs were hangin out tho.[/QUOTE]She gives the massages. She seems to work solo a lot. She actually gave a pretty good massage and HE with roaming on bare chest. Said owner is on the down low for a while since ocean spa closed and turned up the heat on the sexy young girls greeting you at the door.

[QUOTE=Jayorl; 1218036]OldPumper, I want to be like you when I grow up!

But since I'm still in the minor league, I went to see Tanya. The Ukrainian LMT.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-ukrainian-massage-for-you-east-orlando-4073250607/4737684[/url]

I saw a few reviews about Tanya and wanted to give her a shot. I called and texted her and she made it clear from the first text that HE was a negative, but there was something in her accent that kept me interested. So I ended up going anyway and got a great sensual touch. From min 5 to min 65, I her hands wondered all over my body, nothing was missed. Plenty of tease that guided me to assume that a menu was coming up soon, but NOT at all. She kept her word on NO HE. The entire time was amazing and there would be a 2nd time for me. She looks better in person than on her pics, she showed me pics of her family (a bit weird, but it made me feel at ease). She has nice legs, feet and a good looking body. I would guess her age in the early 40 range. When I tried to roam, she said "no no no" and the kept true to the 3 strike rule. Overall, great massage with lots of attention to the butt, FULL TEASE from min 5-65 and I ended my dream solo while she kept massaging my legs, the boys and my chest. Both my wallet. 8 and I left happy. I'm really trying to improve my batting average in order for me to make it to the major league like OP and the other senior members, if you have any info that I could use, PM me. I can keep secrets.[/QUOTE]Are you saying you let you HE yourself on the table while she watched and continued giving you the massage and was actually rubbing the boys?

[QUOTE=RallyArt19;1218265]You have two post and they are both inquiries. You must give to receive not cool at all.[/QUOTE]Thanks RA. My thoughts exactly.

I sent you a PM, I don't expect a reply since this is my first post, but it would be nice if you read it=) , I can't wait to see this place. I'm cruising BP to see any new AMP ads, not going to take a chance and go to one hoping its the one your talking about. So hope its worth the wait. I'm a noob as a monger not a regular but I hobby casually, you're a real player OP=)

[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1218177]Yes as we all know the hot gals at these AMP come and go. I did not ask for her personal number even though that thought crossed my mind! But the first day I saw her and after the incredible dream we had she did like the idea of having me becoming a regular. And after she let me take the amazing pictures of her awesome body, we sat and viewed the stored photos I took of her as she commented on the ones she liked also, I like them all by the way. Before I put my (Monger Phone) away she ask for my number and I gave it to her. Guess she wanted it because of our talk of me becoming a regular. Oh and about what to call me, well as long as you don't call me late for supper I won't be offended LOL. Seriously though I'm ok with Pump or OP for short! I know some of us have come up with some pretty wild screen name though LOL. I tried to select OldFart when I joined LOL, but it was already taken. Oh well! Hell I do more pumping then farting so I guess the name OldPumper fits me well LOL.

Stay safe, happy hunting.

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I'm new to this site and was looking to get a good massage with a happy ending something like BBJ. If you can help me out please msg back or pm me.

Thanks

Getting an ATF phone number is the way to go. I remember the girls from La Cabana, may I wish I had gotten some digits.

I have a monger business card that I give them. The are super cheap to print. Has my monger name and monger cell phone and monger email. I.

Give it out to girls that I like. Some of the places have high turnover, so it gives them a way to get in contact with me if they move to another place. It has proved to be a good move on several occasions as I see a few of my favorites outside the spa.

[QUOTE=Ftguy68;1219038]Getting an ATF phone number is the way to go. I remember the girls from La Cabana, may I wish I had gotten some digits.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aromero066; 1219000]I'm new to this site and was looking to get a good massage with a happy ending something like BBJ. If you can help me out please msg back or pm me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Wow good luck there guy!

What is up with all these insult to intelligence from "newbies".

I'm new to this site but has been a member since 09 come on give me a break.

This is my first post in quite a while due to a reduction in cash flow but none the less:

I was RTFF while visiting Cocoa Beach for the weekend and had to flip a coin between several AMP's in Brevard or stopping in Otown for an AMP visit on my way back to the west coast. Heads for Otown (yea slight pun)!; so while I'm driving I thinking either International, Island, or Royal; all in a route that won't take me too far from the turnpike. But on my way up Mills I decide to grab a beer at Wally's; a great dive bar that is similar to the bar scene in Star Wars. After Wally's I decide to take a walk & see whos on, well its Mimi. Seems like I recall some good things being written about her.

I decide to stay; she looks fresh, is glad to see me and offers me a massage & free whirlpool for .75 which I decline since I just got out of the shower an hour ago (this place has no TS which is disappointing). I slip off to sleep right away and had a fantastic dream of a very relaxing but firm massage with a fair amout of roaming. After I flip over I ask her to take her top off, which she lifts her shirt & bra but doesn't remove them showing an amazing store bought pair. My dream is going nicely with lots of roaming and sucking. I ask her to slow it down a bit when she starts the HS and she made it last for at least 20 mins of pure bliss. All the while teasing the boys and slightly slipping in the back too...working up to an amazing finish! I woke up satified and she was happy with my over tip of .6...I know I know, its just that when I wake up from a dream I'm still sleepy & not thinking straight. Damn it man! All & all I would recommend Mimi for a good nap & some dream time, some where near Wally's.

Maybe next time I'm thru Otown I'll try some of the AMPs in Altamonte other than Ashasi.

Be Safe, HD2007

[QUOTE=Aromero066; 1219000]I'm new to this site and was looking to get a good massage with a happy ending something like BBJ. If you can help me out please msg back or pm me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]don't think there is a place guaranteed BBJ in orlando, its all depends on the girl and your pocket I guess, members here will pound you for asking such questions tho,

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1218387]Went to see Tricia recently, because I love the challenge when a provider says strictly professional or draping required. She's in a chiro office in WP, and acts like she thinks she's an actual doctor. Kind of rude and no personality at all. Even for a legit massage, this was very mechanical. Needless to say, this one means it when she says draping required. If anyone else had a better experience, I would be shocked. Makes you wonder why they post ads showing off their assets.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/HealthServices/massagetherapy-by-tricia-lmt/3642286[/url]

[/QUOTE]What did you really think you were going to get? You should have gotten at least an above average massage at least!

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1218876]Are you saying you let you HE yourself on the table while she watched and continued giving you the massage and was actually rubbing the boys?[/QUOTE]Yes, I did it while she massage upper legs, chest and one hand on the golf balls. She applied the oit, but I had to make it work myself.