Massage Parlor Reports

Well after all the back and forth this week I decided to check this place out on the way home. I walked in and was met by two Polish girls. The big one Agga was not real attractive but the other one could have passed for the sister of the banjo player in Deliverance. Neither was attractive but I was there on a reconnaisance mission so I just figured I would close my eyes and see what happened.

Neither Sara or Mary were available so I was stuck with Agga. It seemed pretty obvious from the start that extras were not on the menu. Little things like, every time the towel slipped a little she quickly pulled it back up. Abandoning fairly early the thought of extras I just laid back and enjoyed the massage.

At some point a guy walked in the front room and asked about a massage. They said sure $55. The guy (was it one of you) was trying to determine extras as subtly as possible with questions like: Is it a "full body" massage? I don't think he was satisfied with the answers and I am pretty sure he left. There must have been a mention of the placing of the ads online in the adult section. One of the girls was saying that they have nothing to do with the placing of the ads. My impression is that this place is mostly legit with maybe some extras available from some girls, with the right guy and when they feel comfortable. This place is a major YMMV but my recommendation is that your money is best spent elsewhere. I think the owner is placing ads to sucker mongers in.

Sorry for the long report, just trying to help.

Drove by on Archer on Thursday. Xindy's was closed, Ancient had an open sign, but no one inside. Went further down and Ruby's was also closed with some paper taped to the front. What's going on with the Archer amps? Did they get raided or something?

Has anyone seen MJ, she has a place around 294 and 95th Street, looking to meet up with her as I'm in the area a little more often now, want to see if she is better than the reports on the legit spas in the area, any info is appreciated, pm if you prefer, thanks.

This is one of the places I had on my toftt to do list but le got to them before I could
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[QUOTE=Fayleep]Drove by on Archer on Thursday. Xindy's was closed, Ancient had an open sign, but no one inside. Went further down and Ruby's was also closed with some paper taped to the front. What's going on with the Archer amps? Did they get raided or something?[/QUOTE]Drove down Archer earlier today after getting robbed at Dominick's, she must have rang up $70 before I even emptied my cart. Everything open at a little after 11 except Ruby, shutters rolled down and looked like hand written notes on door and shutters, did not have time to stop and see what was written, but everything else had "open" signs lit up and looked to be business as usual. This was from Hong Kong to Xindy, did not check on the place west of Ashland since I have had no luck there, have not tried Ancient yet, maybe later if I do not head out south to see the girl around 294 and 95th

[QUOTE=Mengzi]This is one of the places I had on my toftt to do list but le got to them before I could.

[url]http://www.topix.com/forum/city/sauk-village-il/TCAU3HA0GPN4J41N6[/url][/QUOTE]So the raid was a result of citizen complaints. Great for local law enforcement.

I can only wish they responded/reacted this rapidly when I call about the gang bangers that hang out and deal drugs on my corner. In don't see mongers carrying guns or shooting innocent children.

I guess a HE is more important than dead kids. Shame.

Dreamt that I was in downtown Chicago in need of relaxation. Stopped by Wentworth spa. Dreamt that I left my shoes at the foot of the stairs and went up to see Nancy. Started with okay massage with some teasing fully clothed, but the teasing seemed to be only playful. Finished with pretty thorough TS including brushing of the stick and rocks, then dry off. Total damages including tip--1.1. Probably won't be back.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I've also been asked what I meant by that in a previous report. It means I don't have to think about trying another crappy AMP for a while. My baby's back. 'Nuff said.[/QUOTE]

Recent experiences are telling me the same thing. Spose it's the economy or LE?

The article says the place was raided 'in response to several complaints involving illegal activity. ' If this is true, who made the complaints? Either it was someone who had been to the spa and requested and received illegal activity, or it was someone who had never been to the spa and therefore would have no idea of whether it was legit or not. There are many of these places with legit masseuses.

If they raided the place without having valid probably cause, isn't it a violation of the fourth amendments rights of the owner?

[QUOTE=Mengzi]This is one of the places I had on my toftt to do list but le got to them before I could.

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294 and 95th? Are you talking about CL Melissa? I saw her twice. She's cute and kind of fun but her massage is not good and the finish was so-so. If anyone has a great massage/french girl, please pm it.

[QUOTE=Massagedoc]Drove down Archer earlier today after getting robbed at Dominick's, she must have rang up $70 before I even emptied my cart. Everything open at a little after 11 except Ruby, shutters rolled down and looked like hand written notes on door and shutters, did not have time to stop and see what was written, but everything else had "open" signs lit up and looked to be business as usual. This was from Hong Kong to Xindy, did not check on the place west of Ashland since I have had no luck there, have not tried Ancient yet, maybe later if I do not head out south to see the girl around 294 and 95th[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to the spa in Niles? King Spa is the name it is between Home Depot and H Mart in the shopping center.

Visited Copper Spa at 1052 N. Milwaukee Ave on Saturday. Couldn't find any reviews here but the CL advertised table shower and late hours made me think extras were available.

I was met at the front desk by a petite, young (guessing 20's) and attractive AMP named "Lee'". She was wearing a low cut top, black tights and an ass that hadn't been ravaged by childbirth yet (for once). First time special was 50/hr and 10 for table shower.

Unfortunately the shower was very hands off the lower extremities and attempts at guiding her were unsuccessful. Massage was equally frustrating. Although I was barely covered with some accidental brushing of her chest, my attempts at roaming were quickly brushed off. A direct request for extras seemed to scare her.

Won't repeat, unless someone else had success?

[QUOTE=Quimby]Anyone been to the spa in Niles? King Spa is the name it is between Home Depot and H Mart in the shopping center.[/QUOTE]Strictly legit. NO tipping. The pocket on your uniform is even sewn shut to make sure.

Absolutely sweet facilities, though.

Anyone know anything about Mercy on Michigan at Illinois?

[QUOTE=Datsurman]The article says the place was raided 'in response to several complaints involving illegal activity. ' If this is true, who made the complaints?[/QUOTE]I would suggest the majority of MP complaints come from guys who feel guilty about going. Since they can't stop themselves, they stop the service.

After that, I would suggest neighbors. I can't say I blame them. If a MP moved in next door to my business, I might not be too happy. Aw, who am I kidding. I would be thrilled!

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I just posted a review of this girl working out of her house in the "Backpage Providers" section of this website. Technically not a "Massage Parlor" but thought it might be of some use to this thread.