The Massholes

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5414837]Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".[/QUOTE]One of the better posts in a long time! You left out the part when CryingGameCheeze leaves the parlor. When the girls look at each other and laugh and then one says " Cheezefist is such a fucking pussy! ".

Well, I changed my mind. Crazy Faggy Jack is totally retarded. Fuck him anyway.

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5414837]Can you imagine Cheezefist at his favorite massage parlor? He takes out his phone and shows a girl the USA Sex Guide forum. Then he pulls up the profiles and post histories of his various forum enemies and starts asking the girl about them. "Hey", he says. "Look what someone wrote about you. Do you know him? How about this one" He starts quizzing her. "Is he a good customer? Do you like him? How big is his dick? Now rate him on a scale of one to ten. ".[/QUOTE]Haha, I can very easily imagine that. He runs a bunch of handles to try to manipulate the forum. He cries to A2 when he gets called out for it. So of course he's a rat that would show providers what people say about them on the forum.

He is a fucking pathetic bottom feeding rat.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5415206]One of the better posts in a long time! You left out the part when CryingGameCheeze leaves the parlor. When the girls look at each other and laugh and then one says " Cheezefist is such a fucking pussy! ".[/QUOTE]This moron Jack liked his own post from his TheBoobHound account. What a big surprise!

Why is Jack so dumb? No one really knows. It seems he was born this way.

Jack is an angry impotent old faggot. No one likes him.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5415200]Who in their right mind would be mad that I posted that there is hope they could fuck a hot Asian. [/QUOTE]You did not fuck Ella. You just made up everything. That's speaking of imbecilic trolls (you!) spreading bullshit on the forum. So sad. But fuck you anyway.

Just a friendly reminder — you are a moronic motherfucking piece of shit. Totally worthless. Don't forget that.

[QUOTE=Andir;5415885]You did not fuck Ella. You just made up everything. That's speaking of imbecilic trolls (you!) spreading bullshit on the forum. So sad. But fuck you anyway.

Just a friendly reminder you are a moronic motherfucking piece of shit. Totally worthless. Don't forget that.[/QUOTE]I'm a troll hunter! That's why, thanks to A2, you're posting using your Andir handle instead of your Cheezefist one.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5415942]I'm a troll hunter!

Hahahahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]You are not a troll hunter — you are a troll yourself. The stupidest one this board ever had. Besides that you post fake "reviews". Fuck you, motherfucking worthless piece of shit.

[QUOTE=Andir;5416480]You are not a troll hunter you are a troll yourself. The stupidest one this board ever had. Besides that you post fake "reviews". Fuck you, motherfucking worthless piece of shit.[/QUOTE]Nah. I'm a troll hunter. Here are my stats.

Cheezefist- bye.

OlGary- bye.

Newbiestyles- bye.

Thank you A2!

Until you come up with some better comebacks I'm just going to observe you and your shenanigans. Oh before I forget. How did you approach Ella and ask her if I fucked her? Did you ask her if it was the guy with the thick cock?

Hahahahahahaha!!

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5417259]I'm just going to observe you and your shenanigans.

Hahahahahahaha!![/QUOTE]You are just going to observe your anal opening. I know that's your favorite activity.

Go away, you imbecilic motherfucker.

[QUOTE=Andir;5417580]
[red]I am Cheezefist and I am a pussy. Girls hate me and I am obsessed with Crazys cock. [/red][/QUOTE]You really are pathetic. We hammer you with real facts and you respond with retarded replies. You are so stupid that in your juvenile mind you think that as long as you have the last post, no matter how stupid, you are winning.

You are not.

I agree with the girls you see asking about CC's cock, you are a fucking pussy.

Oh, being a whiny little * make sure you click the "Report Post" button. Faggot.

As a PSA every week I will post all the Handles that Cheeze has used in the previous 7 days. Stay tuned.

[QUOTE=Andir;5417580]just going to observe your anal opening[/QUOTE]He's a gay.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5418368]He's a gay.[/QUOTE]What is your first language? I am just curious. It's definitely not English.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5418148]We hammer you with real facts

Faggot.[/QUOTE]The only real fact you hammer me with is your unparalleled stupidity. You are a moronic paranoid piece of shit. Totally worthless. When was it last time you posted a real review? More than a year ago? Your fantasies about fucking Ella, coming from Crazy's account, don't count. It's a complete fabrication.

I liked how you signed your post. Faggot is your name.