The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2828480]Ah hah, I see Chris5 was talking about the oThER post. I guess it was approved recently. Glad you were on top of things for this Kelly girl. Yup, totally my fault there. But if you were a VIP member you would see more details which explain things better. I guess you aren't so things are shortened down for ya.[/QUOTE]First you say I don't know what I'm talking about, now you say I'm correct!! LOL! Which one is it asshole? LOL!! I think it's safe to say that you picked the wrong chick to lie on!!

Chris5.

Orlando Mongers continue to be the worst of the worst. Wannabe pimps, liars, thieves, and shady as fuck. I have discussed this topic here many many time's. Newbies are the absolute worst. No clue about ANYTHING. The Orlando Board is what it is because of Chris5! You motherfuckers will of course disagree but it is true! Each and every one of you motherfuckers should be down on your fucking knees thanking me for my valuable contributions to this great forum! Most long time SENIOR MEMBERS on here are all complete idiot's! If not for my intel and me sharing my opinions, you fuckers would not know ANYTHING. Pathetic so called mongers like C3, Vino, Veryslowly, Yragfag, Photohog, Jazak, Ancientone, and the asshole newbies Like the complete liar Lemonade shows me that this Orlando Board will remain DUMB as fuck!

Smh.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2828349]You're just pissed become this whole episode of yours blew up in your face!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2828409]#1782.

Ashley Monroe.

Wow lemonade!! Seem like you also had problems with Ashley Monroe as well!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2828374]01-23-16 10:17 #1499.

Lemonade you seem to have bad luck with women. Here is yet another whining complaint of some chick Megan who you tried hooking up with. LOL!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]LOL I appreciate that you acknowledge my past reviews for others to see. Looks like I got a little paparazzi going on. But hey, keep it going I'm not complaining. I report as I experience. The ones I really like I keep them low profile like some do on here. The oThER site is oThER's business, you can go make a complaint there; or perhaps pay a little fee or make reviews for your paradise girls to see the full detail. This site gets the full unedited review so don't compare apples and oranges.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2828640]LOL I appreciate that you acknowledge my past reviews for others to see. Looks like I got a little paparazzi going on. But hey, keep it going I'm not complaining. I report as I experience. The ones I really like I keep them low profile like some do on here. The oThER site is oThER's business, you can go make a complaint there; or perhaps pay a little fee or make reviews for your paradise girls to see the full detail. This site gets the full unedited review so don't compare apples and oranges.[/QUOTE]STFU already. LOL! You're not ready for the big leagues with me son! You're pussy ass name "lemonade" will now be known because of Chris5! I'm sure you will get plenty of messages cheering you on from the other pussy ass members on this board.

Chris5.

#1481.

ILoveBlondes2.

Regular Member.

Posts: 13.

Marina GFE.

I have hesitated to post this here because I do not want to start trouble being I am a brand new member. I feel I owe it to you gentlemen to report this. I set up an appointment with Marina and after a 20 minutes delay I was allowed inside her place. She smelled very strongly of alcohol and her speech was somewhat slurred. I jokingly asked her if she was drunk and she replied no. She then offered me a drink which I refused. The deal breaker for me was she stumbled from her kitchen and almost fell over. I had already laid down the donation and I felt sorry for her. I politely excused myself and told her she could keep the donation. This provider was flat out drunk. I am disappointed after reading good reviews. I am seriously re considering this hobby. It just may not be for me.

Wow!! Looks like MarinaGfe is at it again! Stumbling out of the fucking kitchen DRUNK as fuck! I took my valuable time to personally offer this board my opinion on advice on this alcoholic beitch!! But as ALWAYS you fucktards did not fucking listen to me!! I called this chick out months ago for her erratic and drunken behavior. Now I have some choice words for Mr iloveblondes! You are a pussy! You are an embarrassment to this great forum and I will tell you why. You went in and put down the donation AND saw she was DRUNK as fuck and you decided to leave without taking the fucking donation back?? Because you felt sorry for her? Are you fucking kidding me?? So basically your punk as paid good money and got NOTHING!! You're a fucking disgrace to mongering! Back to Marina, I strongly recommend to Marina to immediately REFUND this dumb ass mongers CASH!!

Smh.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2828510]Orlando Mongers continue to be the worst of the worst. Wannabe pimps, liars, thieves, and shady as fuck. I have discussed this topic here many many time's. Newbies are the absolute worst. No clue about ANYTHING. The Orlando Board is what it is because of Chris5! You motherfuckers will of course disagree but it is true! Each and every one of you motherfuckers should be down on your fucking knees thanking me for my valuable contributions to this great forum! Most long time SENIOR MEMBERS on here are all complete idiot's! If not for my intel and me sharing my opinions, you fuckers would not know ANYTHING. Pathetic so called mongers like C3, Vino, Veryslowly, Yragfag, Photohog, Jazak, Ancientone, and the asshole newbies Like the complete liar Lemonade shows me that this Orlando Board will remain DUMB as fuck!

Smh.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Sell any drugs today Chris? Inquiring minds want to know you skumbag. I would not spit on you if you on fire puta.

He seems to have many issues. But he won't be one of mine thank god. Silly thing is he texted me for a appointment right after posting his post he was already as noted on the block list in my phone yet I tried to give the guy a chance until he mentioned the review. LOL guys the best ass I know. Better safe than sorry guys.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2828409]#1782.

Lehmonade.

Senior Member.

Posts: 112.

Kansasqueen Beware of being stood up.

Not sure if others have had the same experience. Saw her ads a month back on BP and scheduled to meet her because of her reviews on the oThER site. Told her to schedule for an hr and I would leave soon after I shower and freshen up. Didn't give me an address but told me to head to the intersection of Idrive and sandlake. Received her text while 15 minutes away from intersection. Once I got there she went radio silent and no response even with calls. Just my experience since I saw her ad is up, thought I should share this with why'all.

Ashley Monroe.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/[/URL]

Wow lemonade!! Seem like you also had problems with Ashley Monroe as well!! LOL! Now I wonder what made her go silent on You asshole!!

Smh.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2823282]Today 12:55 #8999.

Atl Travel.

Senior Member.

Posts: 48.

The Indescribable Holly!

Holly, Holly, Holly. Oh my. What can I say about Holly! She left me completely speechless. Guess I should start by thanking my newest best friend Prophotog, who turned me on to this beautiful little spinner. Thanks again man. I was able to get in touch with her easily and she was very responsive. Turns out that she was to be out of town at the beginning of my trip, but Holly contacted me when she got back in town and we were able to arrange for a late night dream at my hotel.

As I mentioned Holly is very responsive and a great communicator. One of the easiest to communicate with thus far. She arrived on time and let me tell you, if you like the little spinner types, you will love little Holly. Nothing will prepare you for how tiny and sexy she is. I'm still salivating over this hot, little firecracker. Get into the hotel, a little chit chat and then the dream begins. When the clothes came off, I was totally mesmerized. Holly is a cutie that could turn heads wearing a head to toe burlap sack at a convention for the blind!. But in my dream with her standing right before me stark naked, I tell you on a scale of 1 to 10, Holly's body would rate about a 27! Absolutely everything was perfect and I would have been more than content to just sit and stare at her in all of her glory throughout the entire dream. But Holly would have none of that. She was there to make sure I was pleased as well and please me she did. I'm not really a kiss and tell kind of guy, but suffice it say that I believe even the most discerning tastes would be fully satisfied by Holly and her very accommodating menu. Through it all Holly had a couple of very nice treats in store for me that I thoroughly enjoyed. There was absolutely no rush and it's easy to tell she thoroughly enjoyed the experience as well (some things just can't be faked). I will add that I have never seen someone as comfortable in their own skin as Holly. I was just left speechless as I watched her move about in one of the sexiest birthday suits ever invented. Holly is just absolutely amazing. I can't say enough about her and hope she will see me again on one of my future trips. Senior members can PM me with questions. See reviews by Jazak and Prophotog on this thread for pics of this wonderful lady. Thanks again beautiful little Holly for sending me to heights very few will ever reach.

AT.

I do not think I have read a more over the top review in all my years On this great site. Now I am not doubting your review or your experience, glad you had a out of this world time Mr AllTravel. My advice to you is the following, get the fuck OUTSIDE more! You give this nasty chick holly a 27 on a scale of 1 to 10!! Your words!! Not mine!! A 27 on a scale of 1 to 10!! Are you fucking high or DRUNK?? Holly is not even close to hot. She could easily pass for a paradise trail CHICK! LOL!

One more thing Mr all travel, let me give you a little advice about your new found buddy's Pimp prophotog, pimp jarak and pimp Vino are the biggest scum on the Orlando Board!! Photogog has been pimping holly out on this board for nearly a year! He gets free services for his referrals. Protogho is a pussy and a wannabe pimp! Jazrak is a FAT disgusting slob. Pimp Vino is another LOSER who promote street walkers as escorts. He typically falls in love in street walkers!! LOL! So Mr alltravel if I were you, I would choose better friend's!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Man Chris. Why the hate? Have no beef with you or anyone else on this board. Just let your PM roll off my back but didn't realize you felt the need to call me out publicly as well. Take it you are not a fan of Holly's LOL. Certainly your right. Yes I had an amazing time with Holly. I used what is commonly known as figurative writing in my review. This means using non-literal concepts to get a point across. Will let you in on a secret; I think most of the readers got it. But to give a couple of examples; I've never met any of the mongers on this board but by referring to Prophotog as my "newest best friend" I was conveying how appreciative I was to him for getting me in touch with Holly. And by stating that "on a scale of 1 to 10, Holly's body would rate about a 27" I was expressing that I very much liked Holly's little spinner body. Hell, maybe I'm completely blind. Ultimately there are enough pics of Holly on these boards that I'm sure most guys can formulate their own conclusion. See, the concepts are really pretty straightforward. Yes, I wrote an over the top review to relate that I had an over the top experience with Holly. I thought writing reviews is what this board is all about. As I've seen A2 instruct many times "fuck a girl, write a review". Doesn't get more straight forward than that. That's what I did. I can respect you may not share the same opinion as me. If you've had the opportunity to be with Holly then post your review and let everyone formulate their own conclusions.

[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2829116]Man Chris. Why the hate? Have no beef with you or anyone else on this board. Just let your PM roll off my back but didn't realize you felt the need to call me out publicly as well. Take it you are not a fan of Holly's LOL. Certainly your right. Yes I had an amazing time with Holly. I used what is commonly known as figurative writing in my review. This means using non-literal concepts to get a point across. Will let you in on a secret; I think most of the readers got it. But to give a couple of examples; I've never met any of the mongers on this board but by referring to Prophotog as my "newest best friend" I was conveying how appreciative I was to him for getting me in touch with Holly. And by stating that "on a scale of 1 to 10, Holly's body would rate about a 27" I was expressing that I very much liked Holly's little spinner body. Hell, maybe I'm completely blind. Ultimately there are enough pics of Holly on these boards that I'm sure most guys can formulate their own conclusion. See, the concepts are really pretty straightforward. Yes, I wrote an over the top review to relate that I had an over the top experience with Holly. I thought writing reviews is what this board is all about. As I've seen A2 instruct many times "fuck a girl, write a review". Doesn't get more straight forward than that. That's what I did. I can respect you may not share the same opinion as me. If you've had the opportunity to be with Holly then post your review and let everyone formulate their own conclusions.[/QUOTE]You are part of the problem here in Orlando asshole! You write a ridiculous over the top review on that dirty skank holly and you rate her body a 27!! A fucking 27!! Lmao! You obviously need to get outside more! You and so called best friend PIMP Photohog can both go fuck yourselves. He is pimping her out to anyone with a dick in exchange for free services. You Mr all travel need to just STFU! Your review was ridiculous and over the top. Fuck yea I called you out pussy. Now go the fuck OUTSIDE more and stop rating ugly skanks like holly a 27 on a scale of 1 to 10!!

DUMB ass trick!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2829147]You are part of the problem here in Orlando asshole! You write a ridiculous over the top review on that dirty skank holly and you rate her body a 27!! A fucking 27!! Lmao! You obviously need to get outside more! You and so called best friend PIMP Photohog can both go fuck yourselves. He is pimping her out to anyone with a dick in exchange for free services. You Mr all travel need to just STFU! Your review was ridiculous and over the top. Fuck yea I called you out pussy. Now go the fuck OUTSIDE more and stop rating ugly skanks like holly a 27 on a scale of 1 to 10!!

DUMB ass trick!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I spoke to ATL and when he was referring Holly's figure he clearly made a typo.

Instead of her body on a scale of 1-10 being 27, he meant to say it's a 26.

I hope that clears things up for you champ and settles the squabble.

#feedthetrolls.

#todayispushyourcartoworkday.

P fuqn G.

[QUOTE=KansasQueen;2829052]He seems to have many issues. But he won't be one of mine thank god. Silly thing is he texted me for a appointment right after posting his post he was already as noted on the block list in my phone yet I tried to give the guy a chance until he mentioned the review. LOL guys the best ass I know. Better safe than sorry guys.[/QUOTE]I agree with you 100 percent. Lemonade has some issues going on that may need some physiological help. He is not all the way there in the head. Even though he was on your block list he still found a way to contact you. Like a stalker! You are lucky you passed on seeing him. He without a doubt would have gave you a bad review through intimidation. Lemonade should not be seen or trusted. Hey Lemonade if you're reading this can you drop to your knees and wash my sweaty BALLS for me please?

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Prophotog;2828143]He's right. Holly's body is HORRIBLE. Then again, according to certain faggots on this forum, I'm a white knight pimp, so what do I know LOL.[/QUOTE]Post the pics of her Angel Wings.

I heard they are beautiful.

Chrissy will love it, it would be troll'ific if u could.

PG.

Chriss Private Photo Album.

Chriss PRIVATE PHOTO ALBUM found here: [URL]WWW.TWINKIEBOYS.NET[/URL].

That is where Chriss stash all his pictures of his gay twinkie-boys that he don't want none of us to no about.

YOU BUSTED, Chriss! You can't deny it now. You the king of the twinkie-boys!

We demand you tell us the whole cream-filled truth about you secret love for these cute little gay twinkie-boys!

Lmfao, lmfao, lmfao!

What a putz-pussy. Smh.

[QUOTE=DreamForever;2829000]Sell any drugs today Chris? Inquiring minds want to know you skumbag. I would not spit on you if you on fire puta.[/QUOTE]Long time no hear from, you lesbian cum rag! You and your punk ass girlfriend are not missed here in Orlando. So don't even think about coming back. How is your girlfriend? Gosh I miss fucking her up her tiny little asshole! Lmfao! How's her candy habits?

Chris5.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2829375]I spoke to ATL and when he was referring Holly's figure he clearly made a typo.

Instead of her body on a scale of 1-10 being 27, he meant to say it's a 26.

I hope that clears things up for you champ and settles the squabble.

#feedthetrolls.

#todayispushyourcartoworkday.

P fuqn G.[/QUOTE]I must apologize for my careless oversight. Hopefully this will sufficiently put this glaring issue to bed, LOL.

Now I shall return to my regularly scheduled programming.