Massage Parlor Reports

Hit the spa today on a snowy Monday morning early. Thought it would be a good time. Wrong! Cherry was occupied, so against my better judgement I agreed to toftt and see Ruby.

Ruby is very pretty, between 28 and 34 years old, tall and with natural 32 bravos. And an ass you would want to bite and then pray for lockjaw. She has a tramp stamp and her English is pretty good. I knew immediately that it would be a lousy day.

I was right, the shower was mechanical, no slip and slide and not at all playful. Warm up in sauna as usual. Back in the room got right to business. CBJ only (I f'ing hate those!) then mish and doggie. I will say that her panoche is very tight and she does have a body and face to die for. But is was most definitely a dfe.

Massage afterwards was kind of weird too. Spent 5-7 minutes on my right leg, 3 on my left leg, and 2 minutes on my back. Typical crappy massage, so bad that I was thinking about work. Jeez!

If Cherry is a 10, this was a 2. I wouldn't repeat, but YMMV and if you like trophy fucks, she might be right for you.

Tonto.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;1967322]Hit the spa today on a snowy Monday morning early. Thought it would be a good time. Wrong! Cherry was occupied, so against my better judgement I agreed to toftt and see Ruby.

Ruby is very pretty, between 28 and 34 years old, tall and with natural 32 bravos. And an ass you would want to bite and then pray for lockjaw. She has a tramp stamp and her English is pretty good. I knew immediately that it would be a lousy day.

I was right, the shower was mechanical, no slip and slide and not at all playful. Warm up in sauna as usual. Back in the room got right to business. CBJ only (I f'ing hate those!) then mish and doggie. I will say that her panoche is very tight and she does have a body and face to die for. But is was most definitely a dfe.

Massage afterwards was kind of weird too. Spent 5-7 minutes on my right leg, 3 on my left leg, and 2 minutes on my back. Typical crappy massage, so bad that I was thinking about work. Jeez!

If Cherry is a 10, this was a 2. I wouldn't repeat, but YMMV and if you like trophy fucks, she might be right for you.

Tonto.[/QUOTE]Not sure if this was TOFFT as I believe this is the Ruby that was there during the summer and from ATL? Correct me if I am wrong however.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;1967567]Not sure if this was TOFFT as I believe this is the Ruby that was there during the summer and from ATL? Correct me if I am wrong however.[/QUOTE]Yes. It is the same girl. I was there specifically to see Cherry, so I guess I Took One For Team Tonto.

Tonto disappointed.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;1967663]Yes. It is the same girl. I was there specifically to see Cherry, so I guess I Took One For Team Tonto.

Tonto disappointed.[/QUOTE]Tonto. I feel your pain. That's why I will wait for Cherry. With her just the shower is better than the whole session from a lot of others. I now only go when Cherry is there. Although I miss Cookie. I wanted to go to spa 76 and see her but am comfortable at Tiger so I saw Cherry instead.

Getting ready to make a run out to Warren soon. Last time I went t tiger was dissatisfied since I got no action an must of spooked them when I asked for 2 girls. Can't decide if I should try again since I have had lots of fun with nana in the past or go to 76. Can anyone give me the current lineup at 76 or should I give tiger a second chance.

Stopped in and requested Cherry yesterday. Wow is she loads of fun, I don't make the Warren run often but she might have to be a monthly visit. Thanks for the reports guys, your evaluations were spot on with this one. 8 on looks, and the gold standard as far as service goes.

[QUOTE=PaBusboy;1934211]This woman is at least 60. Never forget that even without make up, many asian women look younger then they are-with make up and other "body work" they can pass as even younger to the inexperienced.

If the "oil" is thick and little present on your "dipstick"-they are probably over 40.[/QUOTE]Yes. Of course All most Korean massage parlor are worn.

Ex Cherry is over 50 years old.

We are deceived.

[QUOTE=Skys2282;1972553]Yes. Of course All most Korean massage parlor are worn.

Ex Cherry is over 50 years old.

We are deceived.[/QUOTE]Why, newbie, are you bringing up a post that is two months old? I personally couldn't care less if Cherry is 50 years old (she isn't BTW) or not. She's pretty and pretty damned good at what she does. I'd rather have that than a young, prima Donna that just lays there, sweating, with a disgusted look on her face. That is a dead fish experience.

To each there own, I guess. Maybe next post you can aim for something useful?

Tonto.

I couldn't agree with this more.

Daz.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;1973386]Why, newbie, are you bringing up a post that is two months old? I personally couldn't care less if Cherry is 50 years old (she isn't BTW) or not. She's pretty and pretty damned good at what she does. I'd rather have that than a young, prima Donna that just lays there, sweating, with a disgusted look on her face. That is a dead fish experience.

To each there own, I guess. Maybe next post you can aim for something useful?

Tonto.[/QUOTE]

Is Cherry still at Tiger? I need her to warm me up. I agree she at whatever age is better than most. I am not a good judge of Asian women's age but I don't think Cherry is in her 50's. Maybe late 30's at the oldest. If I'm wrong let me live my fantasy.

[QUOTE=Hbear21;1973793]Is Cherry still at Tiger? I need her to warm me up. I agree she at whatever age is better than most. I am not a good judge of Asian women's age but I don't think Cherry is in her 50's. Maybe late 30's at the oldest. If I'm wrong let me live my fantasy.[/QUOTE]I am convinced that Cherry is 50 years old. It is true. I know everything about Cherry.

[QUOTE=Hbear21;1973793]Is Cherry still at Tiger? I need her to warm me up. I agree she at whatever age is better than most. I am not a good judge of Asian women's age but I don't think Cherry is in her 50's. Maybe late 30's at the oldest. If I'm wrong let me live my fantasy.[/QUOTE]I did some research! It turns out Sky is wrong. She is 106 years old! Dam it...these Asians are so tricky and deceptive! It must be the food Mama is cooking or the hyperbaric chamber I see in the basement!

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Kip I think maybe you broke the code. When mama says your favorite ride is on vacation, what that really means is she is in the basement in a chamber getting treatment. The older they are the longer the "vacation". Sarah probably has 3 or 4 of those running 24 7 in the basement lined up like vampire coffins, infusing youth into 100 year old grannies. Can't even imagine what nanas nipples looked like 75 years ago and as far as froggy goes they just let her cook to long. Come on Sarah is cookie done yet I want to visit. Phlip.

I don't know why you guys are so worried about age, Its not like it matters, I mean KIp is like 70 and Pilip served in ww1, we barly care about there ages, Vampireguy as we know is a vampire so knowing most popular fiction he is hundreds of years old and sparkles in the sun and has a really crappy accent. All in all I don't think itmatters how old you are it if you have fun and lets face it these golden buckeye card holders are out there eveyday making the spas a little better for us. Thank you senor citizens =.