The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=BlowMyMt;2824973]"you get more perks" LMFAO what exactly are those perks, Kissing like highschool sweethearts? Lmao or wait let me guess, enjoy the sunset together. What a bunch of romantic bullshit you get for that xtra Ben sounds like you never had a true connnection with a woman its ok man it happens to the best of us. SIKE LMAO.

P.S.:

Holly's body is a joke lmao just like you.[/QUOTE]Why do you respond to all of my posts directed to C5?

Doohhhhh.

Ya big dummy, now get back behind that line and serve me up one of those famous GC Sloppy Joe's! And make it xtra sloppy for me!

P Alpha G.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2826265]She does now thanks to you! I do have to thank you brother.

She bought your collection of instructional swallowing videos.

Impressive body of work my friend!

Some of your more memorable works that left an impression:

She especially loved the celebrated 'C5's protein shake through a meat straw'.

She was telling me about the outakes and all the shenanigans that ensued! Good stuff

Then that one you did for your Asian fans 'goo spew guy pan'.

Banzai buddy!

Then her true favorite 'The 3 Spooges' starring C5, BMM and Mont'ass!

The hijinks!

Oh, she also just caught the trailer for your Cockumentary 'C5's throat yogurt the year in review'.

I heard this one goes to 11 (some of you will get that reference) dumbass C5 won't.

Anyways, keep up the 'Hard' work buddy.

I'm sure alot of the boys (the Kallman syndrome crew you can look that up in the dick'tionary) will be 'Pulling' for ya, you know who you are!

P 2 da G.[/QUOTE]PG just message me your wife's number and I will take it from there you idiot.

Chris5.

Dear Board,

I enjoy and appreciate our relationship. However, defamatory comments cannot go unaddressed.

I strive to provide a unique and fulfilling experience. Those of you who have seen me will hopefully concur.

However, it has come to my attention there are those who will stoop to the lowest even fabrication and intimidation if what they demand is unaccommodated.

Consent and respect are critical in any relationship, personal and professional.

Thank you for allowing me to continue to be a part of the community.

And I hope to see many of you Gentlemen again.

Respectfully,

Kelly21.

The Asshole lemonade was the POS cocksucker that posted a cry baby whining negative review on Kelly 21. The only problem with this is that Lemonade then goes and posts ANOTHER negative review on the other site as well. What he failed to realize is that he have two completely different reviews! How DUMB could this motherfucker be? He claims he was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men. LOL! Well that's not what he said in his review on this site. So which story is it asshole? Plus for those ignorant fucktards on here that believe that Kelly and Rachel 21 are the same girl, they NOT! I know both of them personally and so do others on this site. Hey Lemonade maybe you had bad shit breathe or MAYBE you were just to fucking ugly son! Lmao!

Pussy ass crying beitch!

Chris5.

But I'm with Chris5 here and she has been great for me. She always give me 110 percent all the time. I will vouch for her all the time and we do chat with each from time to time. So I do recommend kelly21 for anyone who wants to have fun.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2827280]The Asshole lemonade was the POS cocksucker that posted a cry baby whining negative review on Kelly 21. The only problem with this is that Lemonade then goes and posts ANOTHER negative review on the other site as well. What he failed to realize is that he have two completely different reviews! How DUMB could this motherfucker be? He claims he was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men. LOL! Well that's not what he said in his review on this site. So which story is it asshole? Plus for those ignorant fucktards on here that believe that Kelly and Rachel 21 are the same girl, they NOT! I know both of them personally and so do others on this site. Hey Lemonade maybe you had bad shit breathe or MAYBE you were just to fucking ugly son! Lmao!

Pussy ass crying beitch!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2827280]The Asshole lemonade was the POS cocksucker that posted a cry baby whining negative review on Kelly 21. The only problem with this is that Lemonade then goes and posts ANOTHER negative review on the other site as well. What he failed to realize is that he have two completely different reviews! How DUMB could this motherfucker be? He claims he was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men. LOL! Well that's not what he said in his review on this site. So which story is it asshole? Plus for those ignorant fucktards on here that believe that Kelly and Rachel 21 are the same girl, they NOT! I know both of them personally and so do others on this site. Hey Lemonade maybe you had bad shit breathe or MAYBE you were just to fucking ugly son! Lmao!

Pussy ass crying beitch!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I must agree with chris as well. I had a very good and GFE dream with Kelly. Very kind young woman who I would like to see again.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2826277]Why do you respond to all of my posts directed to C5?

Doohhhhh.

Ya big dummy, now get back behind that line and serve me up one of those famous GC Sloppy Joe's! And make it xtra sloppy for me!

P Alpha G.[/QUOTE]He's right. Holly's body is HORRIBLE. Then again, according to certain faggots on this forum, I'm a white knight pimp, so what do I know LOL.

[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824541]Cockhunter, coming for you too!

And that trailer trash biitch that has you on a leash. Funny, I drive around Mass and there are really no cretins like you and your hole / keeper. Guess I need to move to Orlando for that.

Now that I think of it, you should check out Massholes, Negsiro is looking for cock just like you, this could be the start of something beautiful. Well, beautiful if the thought of two disgusting parasites ass fucking each other is appealing.[/QUOTE]I got you now, you're all mine now you fuckin scumbag flunky. Fuck you ASSHOLE, and that goes double for that other ASSHOLE Georgie ' Chicken-Shit ' Mason. Two ASSHOLE fuckin jokers, go fuck yourselves TWINKIES!!

TrailHunter & Ginger.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2827280]The Asshole lemonade was the POS cocksucker that posted a cry baby whining negative review on Kelly 21. The only problem with this is that Lemonade then goes and posts ANOTHER negative review on the other site as well. What he failed to realize is that he have two completely different reviews! How DUMB could this motherfucker be? He claims he was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men. LOL! Well that's not what he said in his review on this site. So which story is it asshole? Plus for those ignorant fucktards on here that believe that Kelly and Rachel 21 are the same girl, they NOT! I know both of them personally and so do others on this site. Hey Lemonade maybe you had bad shit breathe or MAYBE you were just to fucking ugly son! Lmao!

Pussy ass crying beitch!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Read my review again. This time preferably with a college level reading tutor if you could. Then maybe you could really piece out the real experience. Sure, everybody reads and interprets differently. I never said I "was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men" I left at my own will expecting there would be peeps showing up soon after the girl started texting away and telling me to leave. My elevator door closed as the couple, note AT 2:30 AM, entered the hall at the same time I was leaving then who the hell wouldn't assume they're with her? And on the oThER site, the admin requested that I cut the info down in general info before he approves it; so instead of wasting much of my time to carefully tailor my post to your liking, LMFAO, I just delete whatever parts they wanted out. Cause it's my review and my experience. You're cool and all but you read my post wrong or probably have ulterior motive to unreasonably accuse me of posting a fake review. Don't think I don't know you tried to flood reviews to drive down my negative review of her. So there's your reason why I double posted on the negative review thread, check the timeline for yourself. Some other pmed me saying they saw your post of her which ultimately secured the reason they wouldn't see the girl anymore. Think about that for your next incall girl's business. Kelly's oral skills are great I don't doubt that for a sec.

Reviews are reviews. Bad or good, they are there for a reason. Who's going to motivate the girl to provide good or BETTER experience if all reviews say great things? Food for thought.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2828279]Read my review again. This time preferably with a college level reading tutor if you could. Then maybe you could really piece out the real experience. Sure, everybody reads and interprets differently. I never said I "was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men" I left at my own will expecting there would be peeps showing up soon after the girl started texting away and telling me to leave. My elevator door closed as the couple, note AT 2:30 AM, entered the hall at the same time I was leaving then who the hell wouldn't assume they're with her? And on the oThER site, the admin requested that I cut the info down in general info before he approves it; so instead of wasting much of my time to carefully tailor my post to your liking, LMFAO, I just delete whatever parts they wanted out. Cause it's my review and my experience. You're cool and all but you read my post wrong or probably have ulterior motive to unreasonably accuse me of posting a fake review. Don't think I don't know you tried to flood reviews to drive down my negative review of her. So there's your reason why I double posted on the negative review thread, check the timeline for yourself. Some other pmed me saying they saw your post of her which ultimately secured the reason they wouldn't see the girl anymore. Think about that for your next incall girl's business. Kelly's oral skills are great I don't doubt that for a sec.

Reviews are reviews. Bad or good, they are there for a reason. Who's going to motivate the girl to provide good or BETTER experience if all reviews say great things? Food for thought.[/QUOTE]Lemonade you are lying ass cocksucker! You whined like a little beitch! Crying and pouting like the pussy that you are! I'm hurting her business? LOL! Her business from what I see is off the charts with or without ME or you player! Here's a news flash lemonade! I ain't Kelly! You want to continue making a fool of yourself then go ahead! This is now about me and you only. You simply cannot win with me! I will literally pull out my dick and take a piss down your throat cocksucker. You're a fucking hypocrite and the ultimate key board warrior! Do you honestly think you are hurting her business? NOPE! So what she checked your ass after you tried to intimidate her! Good for her. You're just pissed become this whole episode of yours blew up in your face!

Chris5.

01-23-16 10:17 #1499.

Lehmonade.

Senior Member.

Posts: 112.

Megan.

Originally Posted by TellMeWhy.

Has anyone visited her. Does she offer GFE services? Girl in pics?

I tried to schedule with her. Talked to her and she turned out to be a big time waster. As we were scheduling a time to meet, she left me hanging in the middle of conversation. Days after I tried to contact but no response. Don't waste your time. From her reviews on the oThER sites she does CBJ and CFS for more than $$. But screw that. Big waste of my time. I don't doubt a sec how horrible her service would be had our appointment went through.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...E-NOW-21-.htm[/URL]

Lemonade you seem to have bad luck with women. Here is yet another whining complaint of some chick Megan who you tried hooking up with. LOL!

Chris5.

#1782.

Lehmonade.

Senior Member.

Posts: 112.

Kansasqueen Beware of being stood up.

Not sure if others have had the same experience. Saw her ads a month back on BP and scheduled to meet her because of her reviews on the oThER site. Told her to schedule for an hr and I would leave soon after I shower and freshen up. Didn't give me an address but told me to head to the intersection of Idrive and sandlake. Received her text while 15 minutes away from intersection. Once I got there she went radio silent and no response even with calls. Just my experience since I saw her ad is up, thought I should share this with why'all.

Ashley Monroe.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/[/URL]

Wow lemonade!! Seem like you also had problems with Ashley Monroe as well!! LOL! Now I wonder what made her go silent on You asshole!!

Smh.

Chris5.

Don't think I forgot about that shit you tried to pull on the street walker thread!! I didn't forget at all POS.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2828279]Read my review again. This time preferably with a college level reading tutor if you could. Then maybe you could really piece out the real experience. Sure, everybody reads and interprets differently. I never said I "was kicked out after 15 minutes by muscle bound men" .[/QUOTE]Ah hah, I see Chris5 was talking about the oThER post. I guess it was approved recently. Glad you were on top of things for this Kelly girl. Yup, totally my fault there. But if you were a VIP member you would see more details which explain things better. I guess you aren't so things are shortened down for ya.