Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Alohashorts] As we walked out, she told me her name was Million. When the funds build up again, I may give Lavendar another visit.[/QUOTE]

I hardly do this anymore, but my K-Girl was out of town on vacation about a month ago so I decided it was time to step out. Went to Sakura where there were a couple each, of nice haole and local girls sitting out front. Was tempted, but in the room old habits die hard so I asked mama for a young korean girl. I was totally stoked when she walked in. Took me a while to figure out that her name was not Mei Lynn.

[QUOTE=Kay Bee]I was totally stoked when she walked in. Took me a while to figure out that her name was not Mei Lynn.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you right, to me sounded like Million. Anyways, talk about kicking old habits, I still referred to the place as Lavender. :) I agree with you about having some talent in the house. I was quickly ushered to a room by MS and left the choice to her. Good choice!

[QUOTE=Alohashorts]Maybe you right, to me sounded like Million. Anyways, talk about kicking old habits, I still referred to the place as Lavender. :) I agree with you about having some talent in the house. I was quickly ushered to a room by MS and left the choice to her. Good choice![/QUOTE]Million is so fucking HOT! Just wish I could get BBBJ from her. Anyone out there fet that lucky?

You might want to bring some roses or something next time you stop by ichiban kelly has some what of a photographic memory.

[QUOTE=Sambkkpr]Couple of days ago was thinking about visiting Sakura (parked my car on Sheridan St. Next to Wallmart parking structure). I was just about to step out of my car, suddenly, appeared out of no where my CPA. Decided to watch where he was going; he went in to Sakura; oh well, don't want to embarrass each other. Decided to visit Ichiban and was thinking to visit Tiffany (don't ask me who she was; I don't know even know; I found her ad on CL and was going to check her out). Anyway, Tiffany wasn't available so came Kelly wearing orange bikini. She sat on my laps and allow me to nip her nipples but Kelly's breath was so bad that I refused to continue her services. Kelly was mad and kind of yelled at me. The point here is I didn't know what to tell her; her smelly breath totally shut out my thought process. I felt bad about it but hoping that Kelly can forgive me and I hope I didn't create any bad reps for my follow mongers. Kelly was nice and everything but just that. Thought I would share something.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sambkkpr]Couple of days ago was thinking about visiting Sakura (parked my car on Sheridan St. Next to Wallmart parking structure). I was just about to step out of my car, suddenly, appeared out of no where my CPA. Decided to watch where he was going; he went in to Sakura; oh well, don't want to embarrass each other. Decided to visit Ichiban... ....[/QUOTE]That is LMAO Funny Sam,

Fucken classic. Your CPA. You should have joined him, you could have had a meeting and both wrote off the visit to Sakura as a business meeting and fucked for 50% off, LOL (jk). For me was my brother in law.

Good luck

[QUOTE=Sambkkpr]Couple of days ago was thinking about visiting Sakura. I was just about to step out of my car, suddenly, appeared out of no where my CPA. Decided to watch where he was going; he went in to Sakura.[/QUOTE] Intresting, taxes and mongering. If he wuz dea for bizness, could have been consulting a client, or exersizing a write off. Unless it wuz pure monkey busines.

[QUOTE=Sambkkpr] Kelly's breath was so bad that I refused to continue her services. Kelly was mad and kind of yelled at me. The point here is I didn't know what to tell her; her smelly breath totally shut out my thought process.[/QUOTE] IMHO, stank breth is wurst then smelly nani. With pilau punani, at lest can get bj or pound away and hold your breath, baht wit stank breth, can only turn yo hed during fs or look away an make mean face when she talks. Ho da smell. Shut up yo mout an just f**k. Da mo da b*tch talks, da mo da shtank growz. Kannot win wit shtanky halatosis.

Would much rather do a hot chick wit stanky nani then hot chick with bad breth. Unless da nan was magget crawling shtanky. But den again, who am I to talk. Im da guy with da chocolit chip story.

Went to see Skye a couple days ago, same great service, no complaints. Saw two other girls there, just so-so looking. Seems a far cry from the old days when Skye, Kelly, and Miki was there.

[QUOTE=Sambkkpr]Kelly's breath was so bad that I refused to continue her services. Kelly was mad and kind of yelled at me. The point here is I didn't know what to tell her; her smelly breath totally shut out my thought process.[/QUOTE]I had a great time with Kelly while she was at Nirvana. I have not seen her since she moved. I tried going to see her at Ichiban but she was busy and another time she was on vacation. I didn't notice any bad breath then. I've been meaning to see her again but I can't stand bad breath or any strong smells on a provider so I hope this was just a one time thing.

[QUOTE=Eric Shin]Funny how the Thai Hawaii girls are getting pretty brave negoitating deals for the extras. I think it's just a matter of time.[/QUOTE]I agree. I was there the other night and wasn't really expecting HE because I've been there quite a few other times and a HE just never really materialized. However, this time I got a different MT than I've had before. In the beginning she asked if I wanted a cover and I declined, LOL. She then started and the massage was good w/ just the right pressure. A thorough back massage was followed by the usual brushing the boys while massaging the legs. But this time she actually started massaging the boys. The last half hour of the massage was some therapeutic mixed w/ some sensual. Bringing me to the edge 3-4 times then backing off w/ some good therapeutic work.

Now here is the funny part, right at the end she starts her negotiation. She tells me to be quiet and whispered in my ear that if I want (and she glances down to her hand gently stroking) its gonna cost more. I start laughing b/c I'm thinking "DUH! ", but I play along and whisper ok. Then she asks "How much you give? " I stop to think, but it was really hard b/c she was still slowing stroking me w/ some nice technique. Then I clear my mind for a moment and say. 4 thinking that would bring the total to $. For 1hr massage+HE, and that seemed fair since I know thats about what I usually pay. Then she shakes her head and whispers "more. " Then I say. 6. Still w/ in reason. Then she shakes her head again. So I ask what she wants. So I'm thinking. Here it comes. She says $. 20 and for a brief moment I'm thinking "Isn't that what I just said. 6+. 6=$. 2", but I just say k, thats all the cash I have anyway. Then, she says "yah, you can charge. 60 on CC and pay $. 20 cash. I'm like wtf? $. 8 for 1hr massage w/ HE. Keep in mind she'd been stroking me this entire time, was really close to going over the edge, and I was having a hard time thinking clearly. I'm wondering if she is trying to negotiate more than a HE, but alas I was tiring of this negotiation and just said I didn't wanna use my CC. She shook her head and bent over to say something else in my ear when I finally just shot all over her hand and arm. LOL. Negotiations closed. We were both laughing at that point and never talked about money again. Its been quite a while since I negotiated like that. Brings back memories of the first time in an AMP many years ago that was located upsstairs in the building on King St w/ Jimbo's in it. Showered, drank the glass of water that they always give you and gave her $. 2 as I walked out the door, figuring that was fair. The massage was good and teasing up the the HE done expertly. I agree w/ Eric, its only a matter of time.

[QUOTE=Sambkkpr]Decided to visit Ichiban and was thinking to visit Tiffany (don't ask me who she was; I don't know even know; I found her ad on CL and was going to check her out). Anyway, Tiffany wasn't available so came Kelly wearing orange bikini. She sat on my laps and allow me to nip her nipples but Kelly's breath was so bad that I refused to continue her services. Kelly was mad and kind of yelled at me. The point here is I didn't know what to tell her; her smelly breath totally shut out my thought process. I felt bad about it but hoping that Kelly can forgive me and I hope I didn't create any bad reps for my follow mongers. Kelly was nice and everything but just that. Thought I would share something.[/QUOTE]Maybe, Kelly just ate some kim chee. To me she is very conscientous about smelling good. She usually brushes her teeth to mask her smoker's and kim chee breath. I consider her to be one of the cleaner provider's and one of the few that I don't hesitate to DATY.

I think it's pretty obvious that most of these providers don't brush in order to discourage dfk or K or any kind. I mean, hot babes like these don't walk around normally with shit breath as these do.

Well. Typically with all those girls, I would imagine things get competitive at times. But I would say, that this type of stuff takes care of itself over time.

[QUOTE=Uluaman]I agree. I was there the other night and wasn't really expecting HE because I've been there quite a few other times and a HE just never really materialized. However, this time I got a different MT than I've had before. In the beginning she asked if I wanted a cover and I declined, LOL. She then started and the massage was good w/ just the right pressure. A thorough back massage was followed by the usual brushing the boys while massaging the legs. But this time she actually started massaging the boys. The last half hour of the massage was some therapeutic mixed w/ some sensual. Bringing me to the edge 3-4 times then backing off w/ some good therapeutic work.

Now here is the funny part, right at the end she starts her negotiation. She tells me to be quiet and whispered in my ear that if I want (and she glances down to her hand gently stroking) its gonna cost more. I start laughing b/c I'm thinking "DUH! ", but I play along and whisper ok. Then she asks "How much you give? " I stop to think, but it was really hard b/c she was still slowing stroking me w/ some nice technique. Then I clear my mind for a moment and say. 4 thinking that would bring the total to $. For 1hr massage+HE, and that seemed fair since I know thats about what I usually pay. Then she shakes her head and whispers "more. " Then I say. 6. Still w/ in reason. Then she shakes her head again. So I ask what she wants. So I'm thinking. Here it comes. She says $. 20 and for a brief moment I'm thinking "Isn't that what I just said. 6+. 6=$. 2", but I just say k, thats all the cash I have anyway. Then, she says "yah, you can charge. 60 on CC and pay $. 20 cash. I'm like wtf? $. 8 for 1hr massage w/ HE. Keep in mind she'd been stroking me this entire time, was really close to going over the edge, and I was having a hard time thinking clearly. I'm wondering if she is trying to negotiate more than a HE, but alas I was tiring of this negotiation and just said I didn't wanna use my CC. She shook her head and bent over to say something else in my ear when I finally just shot all over her hand and arm. LOL. Negotiations closed. We were both laughing at that point and never talked about money again. Its been quite a while since I negotiated like that. Brings back memories of the first time in an AMP many years ago that was located upsstairs in the building on King St w/ Jimbo's in it. Showered, drank the glass of water that they always give you and gave her $. 2 as I walked out the door, figuring that was fair. The massage was good and teasing up the the HE done expertly. I agree w/ Eric, its only a matter of time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jzjz]Intresting, taxes and mongering. If he wuz dea for bizness, could have been consulting a client, or exersizing a write off. Unless it wuz pure monkey busines.

IMHO, stank breth is wurst then smelly nani. With pilau punani, at lest can get bj or pound away and hold your breath, baht wit stank breth, can only turn yo hed during fs or look away an make mean face when she talks. Ho da smell. Shut up yo mout an just f**k. Da mo da b*tch talks, da mo da shtank growz. Kannot win wit shtanky halatosis.

Would much rather do a hot chick wit stanky nani then hot chick with bad breth. Unless da nan was magget crawling shtanky. But den again, who am I to talk. Im da guy with da chocolit chip story.[/QUOTE]I agree. Bad Breth iz da worst! Yet I always seem to get a one wit just a little chee breath not dat bad...yet LOL

Great report.

Thx. Forgot one thing. Her NAME?

Yup stink breath is a turnoff, but I find that most girls gargle with mouthwash before your session. So maybe it was just one time she forgot?