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[QUOTE=Chris5;2824368]So is this a yes or a no to your WIFE sucking my cock?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Well not exactly, but she did just call me, apparently she locked her keys in the car and would like you to swing your Micro Phallus over so that she can use it to pick the lock. It appears her bobby pin isn't working.
#Gherkinson's disease.
#Ms. MacGyver.
PG.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824541]Cockhunter, coming for you too!
And that trailer trash biitch that has you on a leash. Funny, I drive around Mass and there are really no cretins like you and your hole / keeper. Guess I need to move to Orlando for that.
Now that I think of it, you should check out Massholes, Negsiro is looking for cock just like you, this could be the start of something beautiful. Well, beautiful if the thought of two disgusting parasites ass fucking each other is appealing.[/QUOTE]"Chicken-Shit' II, How are you, you fuckin scumbag? Ginger says Hi, she wants to fuck you up the ass with her strap on. Me and my girl Ginger kicked your fuckin sissy ass in Bahston, you and your ass hole buddy BaconBites. You are not wanted in Orlando you fuckin joker, go the fuck back to Bahston you cock sucker!! Oh yeah, go fuck yourself ASSHOLE!
TrailHunter & Ginger.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2824798]"Chicken-Shit' II, How are you, you fuckin scumbag? Ginger says Hi, she wants to fuck you up the ass with her strap on. Me and my girl Ginger kicked your fuckin sissy ass in Bahston, you and your ass hole buddy BaconBites. You are not wanted in Orlando you fuckin joker, go the fuck back to Bahston you cock sucker!! Oh yeah, go fuck yourself ASSHOLE!
TrailHunter & Ginger.[/QUOTE]You couldn't kick a second graders ass and Ginger will not be doing any fucking. A make believe tough chick like her crumbles when with a real man and trust me, I would make her worn out ass gape. May need to fist it as she's been passed around but it will be mission accomplished.
And if any of my Fla bros can provide contact info for Ginger I will be in your debt.
Goodnight COCKHunnter.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2823697]Do you get tips for busing tables? Because I might have forgot to leave you one the last time I stumbled in loaded at the G.C.
No worries, I'll get you next time bro.
PG.[/QUOTE]I get tips for everytime you post non sense bullshit on these boards, I've got to say I'm becoming pretty rich lmao still won't spend 100 coins for some head. Its all the same dumbass oh wait you don't monger.
No worries Bro, just keep posting non sense bullshit.
BMM.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2823712]My solution is:
Pay them more, moves me to the front of the line, keeps them away from you and I get more perks
Sucks being broke doesn't Chris? boo hoo!
P.S.
Holly's body is sooooo fuqn hot, but you will never know.
Sorry champ.[/QUOTE]"you get more perks" LMFAO what exactly are those perks, Kissing like highschool sweethearts? Lmao or wait let me guess, enjoy the sunset together. What a bunch of romantic bullshit you get for that xtra Ben sounds like you never had a true connnection with a woman its ok man it happens to the best of us. SIKE LMAO.
P.S.:
Holly's body is a joke lmao just like you.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2824769]Well not exactly, but she did just call me, apparently she locked her keys in the car and would like you to swing your Micro Phallus over so that she can use it to pick the lock. It appears her bobby pin isn't working.
#Gherkinson's disease.
#Ms. MacGyver.
PG.[/QUOTE]How does a Woman you made up call you? Can you explain how exactly that works? Lmaoo oh and BTW I'm sure is not hard to get into a 97 accord.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2824769]Well not exactly, but she did just call me, apparently she locked her keys in the car and would like you to swing your Micro Phallus over so that she can use it to pick the lock. It appears her bobby pin isn't working.
#Gherkinson's disease.
#Ms. MacGyver.
PG.[/QUOTE]Still confused PG, So can you at least tell me of your WIFE swallows buddy?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824541]Cockhunter, coming for you too!
And that trailer trash biitch that has you on a leash. Funny, I drive around Mass and there are really no cretins like you and your hole / keeper. Guess I need to move to Orlando for that.
Now that I think of it, you should check out Massholes, Negsiro is looking for cock just like you, this could be the start of something beautiful. Well, beautiful if the thought of two disgusting parasites ass fucking each other is appealing.[/QUOTE]Been on any gay porno sites lately?
What happened to your buddy bacon? Did I make him retire his account??
You're next asshole!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824821]You couldn't kick a second graders ass and Ginger will not be doing any fucking. A make believe tough chick like her crumbles when with a real man and trust me, I would make her worn out ass gape. May need to fist it as she's been passed around but it will be mission accomplished.
And if any of my Fla bros can provide contact info for Ginger I will be in your debt.
Goodnight COCKHunnter.[/QUOTE]You are a weak, lame, girlie boy flunky. You and your boyfriend 'Chicken-Shit' I (Georgie) couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag. Go back to ass fuckin yourself and 'Chicken-Shit' I with your double dong dildo, ASSHOLE! Get the fuck back to Bahston, you fuckin two bit PUNK, and take your ass hole buddy ' Chicken-Shit ' I with you!
TrailHunter.
1. Chriss ask the hot blonde nurse working in his hospital ward for a blowjob the other day. He told Chriss to fuck off.
2. According to the ABC show 'Is Oral Sex Safe' you can get cancer by give or getting blowjobs. This make Chriss in double trouble of getting cancer.
3. Chriss has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh his boyfriend {Trailhunter} tie his shoe laces together. Chriss didn't even notice.
4. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. Chriss hold her down so his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} can do her hair.
5. Chriss farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smell like Vasoline.
6. Chriss go out with his boyfriend {Trailhunter} to a gay bar. Chriss was get bored and he yawned. Trailhunter now get mad at Chriss because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.
7. Remember Chriss, it only gay if you push back. Oh shit you really are gay.
8. Chriss daddy take him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. Chriss thank him for being so understanding. His daddy say: 'understanding? I got you a job here you lazy bent little fucker'.
9. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him the willies. Chriss say gays give him their willies.
10. Trailhunter call Chriss and tell him he selling his microwave. He say the kids put the pet rooster in it and now ever thing taste like cock. He thought Chriss may be interested.
11. Chriss say he want to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.
12. Game of checkers teach Chriss that a man with another man on top of him make him a king. But life teach Chriss that it make him a queen.
13. Every Saturday night Chriss say he wake to the sound of his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} having sex. Unless it the pain in Chriss ass that wake him first.
14. What do Christians and Chriss have in common? They both say: 'Ahh, men'.
15. It clear why gay guys like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up there life and they get all the anal they want.
16. Breaking News Chriss! Scientists found cure for HIV virus that cause AIDS. They have call it 'Not Being Gay'.
17. Contrary to popular belief Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are not 'practicing homos'. They very good at it and need no practice.
18. Chriss say one man's junk is another gay mans treasure.
19. Chriss is one of the original Village People. He the Village Idiot.
20. Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} will never die of 'natural causes'. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Nothing natural about that.
21. If you don't like gay marriage blame the straight people like Chriss, Trailhunter and BlowMyMt parents. They the ones keep having gay babies.
BONUS JOKE (this week only). Macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca, macaca!
* Of course as usual Chriss won't respond because he to busy having a 6-way with his hand! *.
Lmfao!
Later, LOSERS {they be Homer, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.
The Three MuskeLOSERS!
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2824821]You couldn't kick a second graders ass and Ginger will not be doing any fucking. A make believe tough chick like her crumbles when with a real man and trust me, I would make her worn out ass gape. May need to fist it as she's been passed around but it will be mission accomplished.
And if any of my Fla bros can provide contact info for Ginger I will be in your debt.
Goodnight COCKHunnter.[/QUOTE]Billy Boy why so angry? You are hated in Boston and you are also unwanted here in the RAT TRAP. You need some psychological help son. You're so angry. LOL! Been to boy's town lately? I am posting here and in your home city so bring it on pussy! My goal is to send your GAY ass into retirement just like bacon boy.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2825385]Billy Boy why so angry? You are hated in Boston and you are also unwanted here in the RAT TRAP. You need some psychological help son. You're so angry. LOL! Been to boy's town lately? I am posting here and in your home city so bring it on pussy! My goal is to send your GAY ass into retirement just like bacon boy.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I saw a kid today with Downs and while I felt bad for him I realized that he was smarter than you and that made me happy.
I digress.
Everyone, as in EVERYONE knows you are Cockhunter so can you explain why the fuck you bother posting from both accounts? Is this some deep rooted shit about only having make believe friends because your parents were the joke of the town?
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2825640]I saw a kid today with Downs and while I felt bad for him I realized that he was smarter than you and that made me happy.
I digress.
Everyone, as in EVERYONE knows you are Cockhunter so can you explain why the fuck you bother posting from both accounts? Is this some deep rooted shit about only having make believe friends because your parents were the joke of the town?[/QUOTE]Me and TH have NEVER been the same you idiot! TH just happens to hate you as much as I do. Now you and bacon boy are indeed the same. Which is why you deleted bacons account!
Smh.
Is this all you got Billy Boy?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2825057]Still confused PG, So can you at least tell me of your WIFE swallows buddy?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]She does now thanks to you! I do have to thank you brother.
She bought your collection of instructional swallowing videos.
Impressive body of work my friend!
Some of your more memorable works that left an impression:
She especially loved the celebrated 'C5's protein shake through a meat straw'.
She was telling me about the outakes and all the shenanigans that ensued! Good stuff
Then that one you did for your Asian fans 'goo spew guy pan'.
Banzai buddy!
Then her true favorite 'The 3 Spooges' starring C5, BMM and Mont'ass!
The hijinks!
Oh, she also just caught the trailer for your Cockumentary 'C5's throat yogurt the year in review'.
I heard this one goes to 11 (some of you will get that reference) dumbass C5 won't.
Anyways, keep up the 'Hard' work buddy.
I'm sure alot of the boys (the Kallman syndrome crew you can look that up in the dick'tionary) will be 'Pulling' for ya, you know who you are!
P 2 da G.