Visited the Asian spa on Rt. 4 in Hamilton / Fairfield area
Here is the link to their add: [URL]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/thp/4155763620.html[/URL].
Since I'm quite close to them I gave it a try. Nice clean place with a 50 ish lady, so-so looking. Decent massage, she played with some of my body parts (gave $20 tip for that afterward) but is DIY during this 'play moment'.
Asian Rt 4 Hamilton Middletown Road
Was up in the neighborhood with some time to kill so I decided to drop in. I didn't have a chance to do any research on the place and I was stuck for a couple hours in the area with nothing to do. What the heck, right? Well, not so fast.
As someone said earlier, so-so looking mamasan probably in her 50's welcomes me and takes me back to the room. No t / s. Another provider just waking up on the futon in the reception area. Neither were real lookers but what the heck. Between the two of them, I think they speak two words in Engrish.
Just an ok rub and then it's time for the flip. She lays the towel out very carefully and starts with the feather fingers (albeit on the rough side). Then she finds an excuse to move the towel off the table and she expresses some interest in the little guy. I'm thinking, this could work out well. I decided that instead of trying to talk, I'd just go for one of the universal signals and slide my hand over that aged but reasonably shaped butt.
At this point, can anybody say "Efukt moment"? As I'm sliding my hand around on her ass to signal my interest, I look up to see her smile and then she rips one like you only hear in a football locker room. No little Sasha Grey toot but a full blown Geno Atkins explosion. I was afraid I lost a finger or two in the exchange. And with that little smile, all I could think was it was like a 3 month old smiling just before a good chit. Fortunately, no physical damage but soon enough I was wishing that we could move to another room. The good news was that the oil lotion mix was wafting pretty strong too.
Let's just say, that pretty much eliminated any possibility of interest from the little guy although she did try to make him feel at home. Hard to say if it would have been a DIY dance. Didn't matter to me so long as I could get out of there without a lost time accident.
Then, after all that, she demonstrated her expanded Engrish asking "tip for me". All I could think was "lay off the cabbage" but I did find my way clear to part with a little extra just for the humor value.
Total damages 0.6 + 0.03 tip.
Have a great day.
Dz.
Massage .6, Tip .03, "Lay off the cabbage"=PRICELESS
Love it! Thanks Dweezil!
[QUOTE=Dweezil;1919091]Was up in the neighborhood with some time to kill so I decided to drop in. I didn't have a chance to do any research on the place and I was stuck for a couple hours in the area with nothing to do. What the heck, right? Well, not so fast.
As someone said earlier, so-so looking mamasan probably in her 50's welcomes me and takes me back to the room. No t / s. Another provider just waking up on the futon in the reception area. Neither were real lookers but what the heck. Between the two of them, I think they speak two words in Engrish.
Just an ok rub and then it's time for the flip. She lays the towel out very carefully and starts with the feather fingers (albeit on the rough side). Then she finds an excuse to move the towel off the table and she expresses some interest in the little guy. I'm thinking, this could work out well. I decided that instead of trying to talk, I'd just go for one of the universal signals and slide my hand over that aged but reasonably shaped butt.
At this point, can anybody say "Efukt moment"? As I'm sliding my hand around on her ass to signal my interest, I look up to see her smile and then she rips one like you only hear in a football locker room. No little Sasha Grey toot but a full blown Geno Atkins explosion. I was afraid I lost a finger or two in the exchange. And with that little smile, all I could think was it was like a 3 month old smiling just before a good chit. Fortunately, no physical damage but soon enough I was wishing that we could move to another room. The good news was that the oil lotion mix was wafting pretty strong too.
Let's just say, that pretty much eliminated any possibility of interest from the little guy although she did try to make him feel at home. Hard to say if it would have been a DIY dance. Didn't matter to me so long as I could get out of there without a lost time accident.
Then, after all that, she demonstrated her expanded Engrish asking "tip for me". All I could think was "lay off the cabbage" but I did find my way clear to part with a little extra just for the humor value.
Total damages 0.6 + 0.03 tip.
Have a great day.
Dz.[/QUOTE]
Rt4 Hamilton Middletown road
I'm going to give them a try again today since I'll be in the area. I'll let you know if it works out this time. Wish me luck.