Strip Club Reports

Well, found out that KAOS (off Loch Raven Blvd.) doesn't open until 3:00PM.

Excape in White Marsh has very little talent working on a Thursday afternoon.

Gold Glub didn't let me down. Busty brunette's Nikki and April kept me very entertained. Great conversations while enjoying their over flowing bikini tops.

Brazil was also working. I love this girl and she gets sexier every time I see her. Her English is tough at times, but if you are looking for little conversation and a fun time PAPI, then she is the girl for you.

The holidays are coming up fast guys, so get something for yourselves and help out the dancers at the same time.

Be safe all.

Jim

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;1331348]I'm with you on that when I used to go down the block I spent the money on one drink tried to find out where the girl's mind was at hit her with one price if she balked it was on to the next one. Now as far as the dress go it really doesn't matter to some extent but I will say this they tend to think that the guy in the business suit is going to spend more than the average guy in some cases that's true but not in many I know some suits that go down there and are cheap as hell. In my case I always dressed decent jean shorts and a tee in the summer and jeans and a shirt in the winter. Now back in the day I had it going on a little something on the street pharmarcy tip so I was spending high end prices but as things went on and the bartenders got to know me and the girls as well I started getting good deals. Then I started getting really smart about it count the bar straight out and started doing take- out cut the middle man straight out. Never brought my business down there but yes I had girls that would do me knowing that it would pay off later. My only problem is now that when I do decide to go down there and do some sightseeing some of these old bartenders think I still spend money like that I don't[/QUOTE]I'm with you guys on the clothing thing. I end up going a lot of afternoons or right after work, and wearing khakis and a decent shirt doesn't scream money like a suit does, but it does tend to get me attention in a good way, but at the same time, the girls see $$$. Very hard to negotiate around.

I should probably bring some jeans to change into for the clubs, haha.

Good and bad.

1st time was good. Took a tall skinny white girl. Tits too small for me but cute.

Good CBJ. Verified sword swallower. Lots of noisy DT, and I'm not small. Good doggy. Very wet. Think her name was kayla.

2nd time, tall skinny Black girl. Again, no tits. Face was so pretty I settled. Curly blonde hair.

Mistake. Ok doggy, smelled sweaty. Would not repeat.

Flamingo is ok but its spendy. Worth going once, trying a girl out, then getting her digits for meets out of the club.

[QUOTE=Vega Wrap; 1336008]Good and bad.

1st time was good. Took a tall skinny white girl. Tits too small for me but cute.

Good CBJ. Verified sword swallower. Lots of noisy DT, and I'm not small. Good doggy. Very wet. Think her name was kayla.

2nd time, tall skinny Black girl. Again, no tits. Face was so pretty I settled. Curly blonde hair.

Mistake. Ok doggy, smelled sweaty. Would not repeat.

Flamingo is ok but its spendy. Worth going once, trying a girl out, then getting her digits for meets out of the club.[/QUOTE]The black woman you speak of is named Unique, more than likely. Gorgeous face. 5'9 (over 6' in heels) , spinner body, training bra chest. Great dancer, the rest is just fair at best.

I figured I struck out last Monday at the clubs so I thought I would try another set of clubs.

Dundalk area.

Memories. 2:00ish. One girl dancing. {Hot} Bartender tells me the owner is on vacation and the dancers who were supposed to work took advantage of her and decided not to come to work. The one dancer is attractive in the face with a nice rack. Keeps her stomach covered as she is a little older, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Dreamers. 3:00ish. A few girls dancing, but they would rather talk to each other near the pool tables then work the customers. Saw 3 dance and didn't hang around to see if there was a forth.

Gold Club. Was hoping my experience there a few Mondays back would repeat. NOT. Brazil, Gia, McKenzie and one other dancer were working. Dance rotation was so short, I couldn't make time with any of them. Would like to have tried Gia. Pretty face, nice ass, B-C in the tits.

I got to try other days to be a pig.

Good luck out there boys!

Jim

Decided to stop by larry Flynts tonight. The place and prices are the same as the reviews listed below. About 12-15 dancers working. The dancers were pretty good quality. 6-7 range; though, I thought they were not as hot as Scores. I thought this was the best visit to Larry Flynts because the lap dances were very good (way better than Scores since these are more private, topless, and more milage) and there was no hustle. I met this nice lady who had a decent conversation with me, something that I have not found at other bmore clubs. Would definitely recommend it to others.

I visited Circus on my first trip to Baltimore's infamous "block" and was not disappointed. It was the first of three clubs I visited in the same day in Baltimore. There were about 5 dancers working in the early afternoon. The club, like most on the block, is very small and narrow. The stage is surrounded by two long bars, and there is a not-very-private couch in the back of the club by the restrooms.

Circus is very seedy. It's dirty, smoky, and grimy, although if you are a true pervert, this might add to your enjoyment. There is a pretty creepy "door guy" who promotes the club on the street and ushers you in. Upon my entry, I was treated like a piece of meat as the "dancers" in the room descended on me as I ordered a beer. They were universally average; you will find no "10s" here. You will find some hardened women hustling for your last dollar, however.

The elderly bartender also swooped in as soon as a heavily tattooed and pierced blonde dancer sat with me. At the block bars, it is required and expected that you purchase a dancer drink ($25) for the dancer to sit with you. I do not like this system, as I'd rather get acclimated to the club first and then spend that kind of money on lap dances rather than watered down drinks for girls you haven't even really interacted with first.

This was an interesting "drink," though, as the dancer provided the "Baltimore handshake" and let me grope all parts of her body while I sat at the bar. I left refreshed after a couple beers, although the general atmosphere of Circus left a lot to be desired. I rarely leave a strip club with a deep feeling of disgust and regret, but if anywhere would provide those feelings, it would be Circus.

[QUOTE=Jayb20;1337458]the general atmosphere of Circus left a lot to be desired. I rarely leave a strip club with a deep feeling of disgust and regret, but if anywhere would provide those feelings, it would be Circus.[/QUOTE]Your impressions were spot on! Only advantage to this particular club is free flow of narcotics, if that is what you are in to and Joe is working.

Over at Nightshift last night, crystal was working which seems she does every night. Had an enjoyable lap dance with her for about 8 songs she let me go shirtless and it was grab ass all night. The guy who sits back there hardly watches you if you make noise and she slipped a finger into my pants kause I opened the fly before I went it and she went at it. Ask for Crystal, she's great, and Envy is a good girl to cuddle with in the regular seats as Natasha is just Natasha now.

[QUOTE=Masonm;1337703]Your impressions were spot on! Only advantage to this particular club is free flow of narcotics, if that is what you are in to and -------- is working.[/QUOTE]Let's please not start throwing names around. This is not a narcotics thread. Please respect those not in the business of providing sexual pleasure or the immediate surroundings in which they perform their craft. As I have seen the Administrator say many times, this thread is about exchanging information leading to having sex with women. Let's keep to that conversation.

After my non pro didn't provide, I went to the pros at Flamingo. Got in about 6 pm, ordered a Bud $7; immediately the girls come around and I say no thanks. I been going to flamingo once every 3 weeks or so and they are getting to know me. By my second sip of beer a tall Miss a 5'7" tall 125 lb AA hard body came over. I just luv the hard body type. And started sampling the merchandise. Of course the bartender came over and wanted me to buy a drink for Missy. I politely said "I just got here and wanted to have a beer and see some dancing" usually at this point the girl gets up and leaves. But Missy didn't; instead she repositioned on my lap. After 5 more minutes of her grinding and me grouping. The bartender returns and asks if I'll buy Missy the $20 drink and I hesitated and then bartender says she will buy my beer. I say ok, Missy gets her drink and I get free beer for $20. LOL. Hey thats a good deal other clubs are $25 for the girls drink. And $8 for your beer.

So some more grouping and grinding and then we agree on the VIP room. And Missy is good. Bit of a talker and smoker, so you got to keep her focused on the task at hand. Would I repeat. Yes. Love the hard body type. B cups at best on top but firm butt, firm legs and tight tummy.

I haven't stopped by, but I've heard a rumor that Norma Jeans is closed for a week. Anybody have any insight?

Who wants to go drinking? Tonight? Pm me and lets work it out. Tittaz!

Has anyone been to The Big Easy? The old Chubbies is back open Eastern and Washington I think. Wondered how it was?

[QUOTE=Holden Miyone;1338788]I haven't stopped by, but I've heard a rumor that Norma Jeans is closed for a week. Anybody have any insight?[/QUOTE]It wasn't Norma Jeans, it's Oasis that is closed. Heard it may be a while. Rumor has it they haven't paid rent for like the last six months.

Great info on this site. We need ranking for the best of the block. Exclude Hustler because it is not a P4P club. Put top two in each category.

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers.

2. Best VIP Room.

3. Best Looking Dancers Day.

4. Best Looking Dancers Night.

5. Worse Club.

PS Any of the Mongers on here interested in going in with me and buying Oasis club. Rumor is they are having financial difficulties and could be for sale soon. PM for details.

It was for sale a long time. All kinds of stuff going on there.

The "interesting" thing about the block is that a high rating today, could easily become a low rating within weeks based on bartenders, dancers, bouncers, etc. So please bare in mind that these ratings are for my visits in the last month or two. Also, I am a white male in my mid-40's and do not typically go into Norma Jeans or "upstairs" Lust.

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers. Hit or Miss here. Pussycat, Flamingo, Diamond or Red Room. CAN CHANGE DAILY!

2. Best VIP Room. Only been in the Red Room and it is a DIVE! It is in the womans dressing room, so they lock out the girls everytime VIP service is done. YUCK!

3. Best Looking Dancers Day. This goes hand in hand with my #1 above. I usually only visit the Block during week days.

4. Best Looking Dancers Night. The few times I do get down to the block at night, I prefer Chez Joey (lot's of hanky panky can happen in this club) , Pussycat (ditto comment one)

5. Worse Club. CIRCUS! Followed by The Plaza before it burned down.

I believe the club list for the block is:

Chez Joey.

Circus.

Harem.

Miami.

Pussycat.

Diamond.

Flamingo.

Jewel Box.

Oasis.

Lust.

Mouse Trap II.

Norma Jeans.

Red Room.

2 O'Clock Club. Still there?

Plaza (didn't re-open after fire)

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers: PussyCat / Harem.

2. Best VIP Room: PussyCat / Oasis (now gone)

3. Best Looking Dancers Day: Harem

4. Best Looking Dancers Night: PussyCat / Chez Joey

5. Worse Club: Circus

6. Worst VIP Room: Red Room / Flamigo

Oddly. That's why I love it so.

Faust.

[QUOTE=Jayb20;1337458]Circus is very seedy. It's dirty, smoky, and grimy, although if you are a true pervert, this might add to your enjoyment. . I rarely leave a strip club with a deep feeling of disgust and regret, but if anywhere would provide those feelings, it would be Circus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Faustus; 1342703]Oddly. That's why I love it so.

Faust.[/QUOTE]Are you a Vampire? The fact that Circus is described as dirty for the block would scare away most mortals. I stopped by last Tuesday. Resembled an all female version of the Night of the Living Dead.

I like Chez Joey and Flamingo.

Cheapest beers? & Best takeout?

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing; 1342085]Great info on this site. We need ranking for the best of the block. Exclude Hustler because it is not a P4P club. Put top two in each category.

Rankings:

1. Freshest / Cleanest Dancers.

2. Best VIP Room.

3. Best Looking Dancers Day.

4. Best Looking Dancers Night.

5. Worse Club.

PS Any of the Mongers on here interested in going in with me and buying Oasis club. Rumor is they are having financial difficulties and could be for sale soon. PM for details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bumperdude;1343798]Cheapest beers? & Best takeout?[/QUOTE]The Midway.

Yeah pretty much. Loves me some tattooed cracked-out little working girl with dirty knees and a crooked smile. Reminds me of my first girlfriend sucking on my dick against the wall by the dumpster behind the bowling alley! Oh yeah! To each his own.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1342746]Are you a Vampire? The fact that Circus is described as dirty for the block would scare away most mortals. I stopped by last Tuesday. Resembled an all female version of the Night of the Living Dead. I like Chez Joey and Flamingo.[/QUOTE]

So there I was on Christmas Eve after the Raven's game in my favorite club, and up comes an old friend. A girl I've know for ten years and have always liked a lot. She is a rarity on the block. Sane and stable, and adamantly refuses to indulge in those drugs that serve as the downfall of so many of those nice young girls we meet down there. She's a true rarity. 420 friendly but NO other drugs ever. She has worked at the same club for at least a dozen years. Only works the day shift three days a week, and. Wonder of wonders. Is smart and stable, and has paid off her house and has socked away retirement funds so she can be assured of a nice life after she gets too old to dance. This is a genuine career for her. True story!

She greets me with a nice wet DFK (I haven't seen her in a year or two) and we exchange news about other friends we know. It's a slow day and basically I'm the only guy in the bar, so she calls over a friend and asks me to buy them each a drink. Now a "drink" at this club means you drop $30 and the girl and you hang out at the bar. With basically no other rules. My friend also asks if they can be assured of a $20 tip each, and whisers in my ear that that would result in something "special" from both of them. I trust her, so. Sure."Special" turns out to mean a lot from both girls at the same time. Thirty minutes of BBBJ, FIP, FIA, ball licking and at one point CBJ under the bar with DATY ON the bar, culminating in a catch and swallow from my friend while my NEW friend is tonguing my balls with what may be the longest tongue I've ever seen outside of a Kiss video.

All of this happening while I'm perched on the edge of a bar seat at the bar also watching the last of the Raven's game.

Faust

[QUOTE=Faustus; 1345213]So there I was on Christmas Eve after the Raven's game in my favorite club, and up comes an old friend. A girl I've know for ten years and have always liked a lot. She is a rarity on the block. Sane and stable, and adamantly refuses to indulge in those drugs that serve as the downfall of so many of those nice young girls we meet down there. She's a true rarity. 420 friendly but NO other drugs ever. She has worked at the same club for at least a dozen years. Only works the day shift three days a week, and. Wonder of wonders. Is smart and stable, and has paid off her house and has socked away retirement funds so she can be assured of a nice life after she gets too old to dance. This is a genuine career for her. True story!

She greets me with a nice wet DFK (I haven't seen her in a year or two) and we exchange news about other friends we know. It's a slow day and basically I'm the only guy in the bar, so she calls over a friend and asks me to buy them each a drink. Now a "drink" at this club means you drop $30 and the girl and you hang out at the bar. With basically no other rules. My friend also asks if they can be assured of a $20 tip each, and whisers in my ear that that would result in something "special" from both of them. I trust her, so. Sure."Special" turns out to mean a lot from both girls at the same time. Thirty minutes of BBBJ, FIP, FIA, ball licking and at one point CBJ under the bar with DATY ON the bar, culminating in a catch and swallow from my friend while my NEW friend is tonguing my balls with what may be the longest tongue I've ever seen outside of a Kiss video.

All of this happening while I'm perched on the edge of a bar seat at the bar also watching the last of the Raven's game.

Faust[/QUOTE]This wouldn't have to be one of those you head down the stairs would it?

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock;1344193]The Midway.[/QUOTE]I've only been in there once. But is one time better than another to set something up.

[QUOTE=Stoves Hot;1345227]I've only been in there once. But is one time better than another to set something up.[/QUOTE]Shift change at the other clubs. If it's been a slow day, ladies'll drop in looking to freelance.

Uh huh, so is this the club yiu are taking me to for my birthday?

[QUOTE=Faustus; 1345213]So there I was on Christmas Eve after the Raven's game in my favorite club, and up comes an old friend. A girl I've know for ten years and have always liked a lot. She is a rarity on the block. Sane and stable, and adamantly refuses to indulge in those drugs that serve as the downfall of so many of those nice young girls we meet down there. She's a true rarity. 420 friendly but NO other drugs ever. She has worked at the same club for at least a dozen years. Only works the day shift three days a week, and. Wonder of wonders. Is smart and stable, and has paid off her house and has socked away retirement funds so she can be assured of a nice life after she gets too old to dance. This is a genuine career for her. True story!

She greets me with a nice wet DFK (I haven't seen her in a year or two) and we exchange news about other friends we know. It's a slow day and basically I'm the only guy in the bar, so she calls over a friend and asks me to buy them each a drink. Now a "drink" at this club means you drop $30 and the girl and you hang out at the bar. With basically no other rules. My friend also asks if they can be assured of a $20 tip each, and whisers in my ear that that would result in something "special" from both of them. I trust her, so. Sure."Special" turns out to mean a lot from both girls at the same time. Thirty minutes of BBBJ, FIP, FIA, ball licking and at one point CBJ under the bar with DATY ON the bar, culminating in a catch and swallow from my friend while my NEW friend is tonguing my balls with what may be the longest tongue I've ever seen outside of a Kiss video.

All of this happening while I'm perched on the edge of a bar seat at the bar also watching the last of the Raven's game.

Faust[/QUOTE]

Not if you don't mind getting oral at the bar.

[QUOTE=Xdoeus;1345222]This wouldn't have to be one of those you head down the stairs would it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock;1345267]Shift change at the other clubs. If it's been a slow day, ladies'll drop in looking to freelance.[/QUOTE]So right around 6ish?

So was the game over already or not?

I'm not trying to pick on you (well, maybe a little) but I find this a little hard to believe.

The only time I have ever heard of a bartender on the block allowing DATY on the bar was when I watched a guy hand over a wad of cash to the bar owner and rented it out for the night for an impromptu private party, girls included.

[b]Not[/b] for a $30 drink and $20 to each of the girls.

I'm not really a block guy, and I'll defer to anyone who I know or trust on the forum to tell me I'm wrong, but I'm staying skeptical for the moment.

It's times like these when I miss Doc the most.



Bench

[QUOTE=Faustus;1345213]So there I was on Christmas Eve after the Raven's game[/quote][QUOTE=Faustus;1345213].all of this happening while I'm perched on the edge of a bar seat at the bar also watching the last of the Raven's game[/QUOTE]

No Bench. We rolled out of the game two minutes into the fourth quarter and got a cab on the corner of Conway and Howard to get downtown. Call me a liar if you want but I've known both that bartender and the girl for years and made both of them very nicely compensated in the past. I do not believe it would have happened. Have never seen it happen before. If I were not the only customer in the place at the time. But it's not the first time I've done DATY openly in the main bar. But definitely the first time ON the bar.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1345417]So was the game over already or not?

I'm not trying to pick on you (well, maybe a little) but I find this a little hard to believe.

The only time I have ever heard of a bartender on the block allowing DATY on the bar was when I watched a guy hand over a wad of cash to the bar owner and rented it out for the night for an impromptu private party, girls included.

[b]Not[/b] For a $30 drink and $20 to each of the girls.

I'm not really a block guy, and I'll defer to anyone who I know or trust on the forum to tell me I'm wrong, but I'm staying skeptical for the moment.

It's times like these when I miss Doc the most.

Bench[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Faustus;1345430]No Bench. We rolled out of the game two minutes into the fourth quarter and got a cab on the corner of Conway and Howard to get downtown. Call me a liar if you want but I've known both that bartender and the girl for years and made both of them very nicely compensated in the past. I do not believe it would have happened. Have never seen it happen before. If I were not the only customer in the place at the time. But it's not the first time I've done DATY openly in the main bar. But definitely the first time ON the bar.[/QUOTE]I'm not calling you a liar. I'm happy you can at least see that it is an *very* unusual set of events all happening at the same time.

Some days are just like that.



Bench

The reason for the post, my friend. Personally I think it illustrates how desperate some of the clubs down there are getting. If I posted ALL the stories I might someday have as many posts as you. .

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1345434]I'm not calling you a liar. I'm happy you can at least see that it is an *very* unusual set of events all happening at the same time.

Some days are just like that.

Bench[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Faustus;1345464]The reason for the post, my friend. Personally I think it illustrates how desperate some of the clubs down there are getting. If I posted ALL the stories I might someday have as many posts as you. .[/QUOTE]LOL.

If I posted ALL the stories, I might have as many posts as my good friend and elder monger PWhipped.
(I think he's cruising somewhere around 2800 or so)


Bench

[QUOTE=Faustus;1345464]The reason for the post, my friend. Personally I think it illustrates how desperate some of the clubs down there are getting. If I posted ALL the stories I might someday have as many posts as you. .[/QUOTE]To be honest it would'nt suprise me at all if this did happen. Have I done something like that? Once or twice in the back of the bar while the girl is sitting legs open. Never on top of the bar and trust me with things are the way they are with the money tight I can see one of the bars doing something strange for a little bit of change. It will have to have been real slow and no dough or people coming in for it to happen.

There are (and used to be) a few bartenders who would permit this. I have done everything (except DATY) at a bar.

I've said this before, if times are so desperate (and they are) why not lower the price on ladies or VIP drinks? Oh, well!

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;1345524]To be honest it would'nt suprise me at all if this did happen. Have I done something like that? Once or twice in the back of the bar while the girl is sitting legs open. Never on top of the bar and trust me with things are the way they are with the money tight I can see one of the bars doing something strange for a little bit of change. It will have to have been real slow and no dough or people coming in for it to happen.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paulnova2; 1345640]There are (and used to be) a few bartenders who would permit this. I have done everything (except DATY) at a bar.

I've said this before, if times are so desperate (and they are) why not lower the price on ladies or VIP drinks? Oh, well![/QUOTE]So have I that's why nothing would suprise me at all done it at the bar the VIP then just said f77k and cut out the middle man and just do take out now eventhough it's been a while

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1345510]LOL.

If I posted ALL the stories, I might have as many posts as my good friend and elder monger PWhipped.

(I think he's cruising somewhere around 2800 or so)

Bench[/QUOTE]Love the thread. It reminds me of a couple years ago when I drank more of my money than I originally wanted to and only had under $100 left on me. I ended up get an unzipped lapdance with condom (not that drunk) for three songs right behind the curtains. Everyone could see us, but it didn't look like a real fuck. She kept her skirt on. Her name was Crystal. She was so high she didn't even remember who I was the next time I saw her. Cool with me though.