Broke My Rule. Paid the Price--Literally.
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She just left my place 5 minutes ago. And I had to hop on here and tell why'all to.
STAY. THE. HELL. AWAY.
I was hoping for a promising UTR gal. She showed some promising signs. Promptly responded back to my texts. Seemed somewhat personable. She was very clear that she did NOT provide any kind of GFE.
Which is fine. I needed some tonight. Anyway, she calls me halfway through her trip. And she had * voice from the beginning while she told me she was almost there. But I just shook it off and hoped she'd.
Pick it up once she got to my place.
WRONG.
From the minute she arrived, this woman didn't make ANY eye contact with me. Not from the hello, nor to the goodbye. And the sex? Horrible. Don't get me wrong, she looked every bit as great and curvy as she did in the pics.
Silky smooth skin. But her attitude and energy was horrendous. Except for the CBJ. She was particularly great at that.
She didn't make a sound during doggie. NOTHING. Just had her head buried in the pillow. Then halfway through she stops me because she tells me she's dry. I let her warm herself up a bit (because apparently me fingering was also out of the question).
We then switch to cowgirl because I wanted a view of those tits (which are fantastic and her nipples rather response). And, you know. It's kinda hard to keep an erection when she's not making ANY motion at all during cowgirl. And has her face looking to side during the whole thing.
It was so off-putting that I lost my erection. A 26 year old in his sexual prime. That's how bad it was. I told her to give me a second. To which a second later she says, "You're dick feels weird. It's curved. ".
Really, ho? I'm dropping $180 for half an hour of zero effort sex from you, and you think THAT's a great thing to say on top of all that? I don't see her getting any regulars with that attitude.
I also forgot to mention that this woman sounded (when she actually spoke) like she was baked out of her mind. Like she popped some molly because she mumbled and slurred her incoherent babble.
Anyway, I have her give me a CBJ (her only redeemable skill) so that I can get up again. I let her keep at it until I was close because I just wanted to get it over with at that point.
Flipped her back to doggie and just went rabbit mode until that odyssey was finally over. At the last thrust, all she said was "Ouch". Then it was over.
I think I'm officially done with Backpage, guys. Unless they have a few TER reviews, I'm not dropping that kind of cheddar on a corpse. It's kinda hopeless to find broads who care.
I'm a young 26-year-old, fit actor who can just get on Tinder and get laid like that. But I do this because I want something that's not only no-strings attached, but mind blowingly awesome.
And frankly, the only thing that's been mindblowing of my mongering thus far (except for Kiara from Gentleman's Club NYC, who isn't working there anymore) is how much dough I've dropped to repeatedly be disappointed.
Rant Over.
Stay away from this broad. Kimberly, if you're reading this. Go back to the only pipe you enjoy--the crack pipe. Ladies love my curve. But you SUCK as a provider AND a person.
Ok. Now I'm done.
I was curious and saw Jaden today
So on this Saturday morning, I was bored and feeling a need of some relief after a long week of work. So I called a few number but no success. So I was looking on here and was mentioned by one fellow monger about Jaden. Read his post and said why not. She just placed a ad and was doing incalls in flushing. [URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-beautiful-petti-white-and-phillippino-lady-classy-funn-vip-ready-hiclass/59464796[/URL] So I hit her up with a text and decided for half hr because you never know. She texted me back the intersections of where I will meet her. Went by and parking was easy. Texted her I was here and she texted me back, what do I see? There should have been my first warning. I texted her what I'm seeing around me and she texted me back to goto 153th st and there will be a building. I was like, why didn't she just tell me that before. 2nd warning sign. I walked which was one block away and it was a huge ass building in a gated community. I walked in and called her telling that I was in the lobby. She said she was coming down. I waited for 15 minutes and then she came. She is the woman in the pics but the pics are better than in person. Thats when I should have left but didn't because I drove all the way to flushing.
So she brought me up to her unit and she was a bit talkative as well. Once inside her place, it was huge with two bedrooms but told me we be on the couch. I'm like really? She said yea. She was talking about how she went shopping and stuff. I'm like in my head, should I go? Then told me to sit and she will work her magic. She took off her clothes and there was markings on her body like crazy. No a good sign. She pulled my shorts off and covered johnson. I do have admit, she does have head game. I though she was GFE but guess not. After the CBJ, she rode me and didn't even looked at me at all. I try kissing her but no luck. She would move her head. She was telling me as we rode each other that we can't make any noise to the fact that the neighbors can hear us. I was so bummed out that I just wanted to leave. I turned her over and doggy it and that's all.
To be honest, I should have checked with another provider and saved my money. But is the risk in being a monger. I would not go back at all.
Did any 1 see the documentary
Its called pimp city on fuse it shows a cdp in Jackson heights LOL.